Archive for May, 2011
The Erosion of Empathy = Too Many People To Care About So Everyone Gets Less
“Okay! Jesus, FINE! Just settle down and I’ll get the manager. Okay…?” The tall sideways woman in front of me was upset. Really upset. She was doing the Damn Dissatisfied dance and putting every friggin move she could muster into it. It mattered not that the minimum wage earner she was nattering at was only […]
How To Survive A Life Of FuckWadery
By our absence we will be known. Inevitably in each of our lives there comes a time when doing absolutely nothing carries great meaning. Of course, surviving and thriving while employing this purposeful inaction engenders enough risk to keep the average Joe dancing like a puppet until Massa gives the nod that they can stop […]
Help Me Break The Spells We’re Under
You stink. Okay, we both do. How do I know? Because we’ve got an app for that. Thanks to our maker’s awesome evolutionary influence we are veritably swamped with cool capabilities which allow us to not only sense invisible odors but also faintly see right through a herd of shysters sometimes a good distance away. […]
The Monstrous Schadenfreude of The U.S. Nuclear Regulatory Commission
Three blind mice. See how they run… Today – May 17, 2011 – the planet watches as three nuclear reactors melt down at Fukushima Daiichi Nuclear Power Plant in Japan. This major disaster is unprecedented and after two months running, the best minds that nuclear energy is able to muster cannot figure out how […]
Shame: A Big Name In The Change Game
Apologee schmology. On their own, the value of most appeals for compassion today amount to nada. The unrepentant gibberish commonly offered up as apologies in modern times is usually comprised of crafty statements and guilt avoidance language carefully garnished with side steps from legal. And occasionally tears… But no matter where they are peddled or […]
Everyone Has Auditory Hallucinations But Few Folks Listen For The Message
Hearing something when nothing is said is a wondrous talent. This is an important skill I am striving to develop. On the other hand, perceiving something different from that which is intended is fairly easy & normal. Lots of folks do it and most everyone lends an ear to this inclination sooner or later. Never-the-less, […]
The Desire To Manage Is A Contageous & Destructive Virus
Generals die in bed. This is the title of a great Canadian book which illuminates grave flaws in our attempt to direct human behavior and ultimately history. Like the book’s author, Charles Yale Harrison, I wonder; by whom and where is it determined that our species requires rulers or the earth’s continents need conquering? No […]
Yes, There Are Nuclear Gods so Pilgrim AVERT YOUR EYES!
Omnipotent nuclear beings exist. And like the lords of oil and money, they are always on the job. Their pressing desire today is to ensure that you and I redirect what tiny bit of attention remains under our control. These tempestuous Rulers of Nuclear strongly encourage us to look far afield, away from their fantastic […]
BullShit Deciphering Made Easy
Everyone stretches the truth. Whether pretending to live a lovely life when we’re actually stuck in Squalor Swamp or just feigning more intelligence than anyone thinks possible, these are only two of many successful methods we utilize to invent a better reality for ourselves. In fact, misleading numero uno is mandatory in order to happily […]
Ezine Article Stats Update for JT Masterclass Students
http://youtu.be/GpgtbcP8-ig To my readers: This is a courtesy post for classmates of mine who are attempting to become authors. Hello fellow internet pioneer, I have added no new articles to my mishmash of ezine stuff but the popularity of some stories surprised me. Tell me pal, are you interested in manufacturing duct tape wallets or […]
My Name Is Barry and I Am A Raging Alcoholic & Then Sum
Barry Williams May 6, 2011. (good side) Two nights I rolled around sleeplessly on account of my room mate. Dude killed two people (on purpose) and over the course of 36 hours revealed his philosophy of life to me. Cheesus fuckin criminy – was all that kept zooming through my mind. I’m just a friggin […]
We Are All a Loan
Are you helpful? Because you’re wanted if you are. HELP WANTED – the ads and signs say. But then, you might be someone who is already helping lots and be up to here with the amount of assistance you provide in relation to the pitiful ration reciprocated. What you desire is very secondary however, because […]
Enter: The Season of Small Internal Fucking Combustion Engines
AAaaaaaahhhhhhhhhHHHH!! Cheezus criminy! Let me out of here! Away from these crazy cultural whackos who the gov’t has turned into yard maintenance people. That’s all these grass shorteners do and they’re getting pretty dang good at it. Too good, as a matter of fact. Waay too good. Thank you, friend. Barry out. And every useless […]
80% Of Success is Just Showing Up = BOVINE SCAT!
Ruth-Ellen won her election even though she vacationed while campaigning. Hmm, how?! To be successful one should work hard, stay focused and save for retirement. Turns out I was poor at all these things but that’s what I was told to do. A lot. Unfortunately, this advice ain’t entirely true. Nope, sometimes a person just […]
Life Has A Back Burner. Use It.
You wouldn’t be in the kitchen if you couldn’t stand the heat. If shite’s boiling over, how about using the rest of your hot plate? Thank you, friend. Barry out. Like M. Business Marshall, sounds like an SOS… Holy wack, unlyrical lyrics Andre, you’re fuckin’ right… To the rapmobile, let’s go… {Marshall, Marshall}, bitches and […]