Archive for April, 2014

And Oh! From This Place Called Person, Dude Witnessed Everything.

Most folks have itches. They find some way to attend to them and if they can’t frustration is but a temporary fix. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

The Dead Woulda Liked What Alive Mighta Got

Most folks have regrets. They seldom have enough for themselves though so others have to suffer with fewer regrets than they should. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Once Da Seestem Rocks Dem, Day Rock Da SeeStem.

Many folks know about the powers that be. They understand that these powers be and they want to continue being. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Ain’t Ignent People A Muss?

Most folks put up with stuff. They often wonder how much they have to put up with but that there’s a personal thing. Thank you, friend. Barry out. You could turn yer other cheek and git the hail outa there! Howlin Wolf Smokestack Lightning – Live (1964)

People Thought Dude Wrote Shit When Actually He Was Writing Shirt

Many folks purchase greeting cards. They have nothing better to spend their hard earned loot on than a piece of cardboard with some  fucking ink on it? How about a god damn shirt?! Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Dude Himself Was A Fencer. He Fought Fences, Fences, Fences.

Most folks know about boundaries. They don’t get so close to others that their spittle might land where it ought not nor do they forget that their scent travels. Thank you, friend. Barry out. 

When You Don’t Bounce Back It’s Called A Crash

Most folks are alarmed. They set an alarm for this and need to be reminded about that on account of their future being spoken for. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Outstanding Became So Regular That Great Felt Just Okay

Many folks plan their lives. They plan so they have something to change on account of shit not getting over their tallest boots. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

It’s Something Waay Before Alcohol That Kills Dead Drunk Driver’s Victims

Most folks know about rivers. They start high and work themselves low and anything that gets in their way will be damned and slowly overrun unless nature’s force can be redirected to transfer all this power far far away from the raging waters. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Yer Date Of Birth Ain’t As Important As The Person Born On That Day

Most folks celebrate the calendar. They rejoice on religious leader’s day and happy it up on new year’s day and before anyone can say take a day for yourself, everyone gets one, too. Thank you, friend. Barry out. When people celebrate certain daze more than they celebrate people or life, that rat there is distoibing. […]

Yes Dude Wanted To Be A Kid Again But This Time With Money & Drugs

Most folks were children. They had celebrations for every year they lived and there were photos and memories to prove it. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

They All Wore Different Clothing Yeah But It Was The Same Damn People For Sure

Many folks know about history. They understand that the majority of humans do not consider history as important so how would they ever realize history repeats? Thank you, friend. Barry out. Oh, same old same old. How bout you?

Dreams Begin With Imaginary Stuff And Meander Backward To Real

Many folks create. They understand that creations at conception look nothing like birth. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

If Dude Didn’t Know Jesus, How’s He Gonna Spot Him On Cheese Toast?

Most folks know about patterns. They understand that someone or something created the formula now recognized by them but few realize imagination as programmed, projected then noticed. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Truly, Acting Like The Stupidest Person In The Whole. Damn. Room.

Most folks appreciate ignorance. They enjoy transferring useful knowledge to un-knowers while forgiving their transgressions as in learning from all children but raising few. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Worrying As A Hobby

Most folks know something is going on. They are attempting to keep as much of their own life as possible under wraps and have a sneaking suspicion that many other people are trying to to the same and this is exactly why so much snoopy. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Put That Fearsome Face To Work And Yer Devil Can Stay At Bay

Most folks have been angry. They often have no idea how they appear when they are angry but if they got very good at appearing angry they wouldn’t have to be. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Dude Hit Some People In The Mouth. He Hit Them Right In The Fucking Mouth.

Many folks know about trolls. They once gruffed under bridges but the internet now allows them to employ a much higher level of scare taptics. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Obsequiousness Ran In Dude’s Family. Ran In And Right Back Out.

Most folks enjoy being served. They enjoy being served waay more than they enjoy serving on account of servers having a very intimate relationship with hurry up and wait. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Obsequious

Lawdy Hep Those Beggars Hooked On Facial Penetration

  Okay, okay, okay.   I uh… (say your name) What? (tell everyone your first name) Wha…? My firs… (just say Barry. That’s your name isn’t it?) Yeah but I thought this was an anonymous meeting. Now you told them my bloody name?! (Calm down Barry. Everyone knows your name already. You started this group, […]

Of Course The Birds Weren’t Watching Dude. He Was Watching Them.

Most folks know that humans are not earth’s only animal. They see horses, oxen and other approved beasts at parades and at the race track and who hasn’t watched little dogs guarding their rich and big dogs guarding their poor owners? Thank you, friend. Barry out.

A Person Can’t Un-Step In Shit But No Need To Track It All Over

Most folks make mistakes. They hear a twig snap, a line click or feel the hair on the back of their neck stand up and only a select few can say their cookie won’t crumble. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Ideas Catch And Hop And Skip Right On Over Some

Most folks know about good things. They understand that as soon as more than a few people know how great a thing is, everyone wants some. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Hoola hoops or marijuana. It all works the same.

Tricking People Into Tricking People Into Purchasing A Burial Plot

  Once upon a time I was desperate for employment. And, I was tired of the kind of job where I had to work. I wanted a sales job, a management job or a job where you just ripped off old drunk people for money. Politics, I think they call it. Anything but real work. *** […]

Yes Dude Wanted To Improve The World And He’d Start By Fixing His Wife

Many folks want to make a difference. They want to hold more than a spot in line, they want to be the reason people are lining up and yet they know deep down that lineups are created by desire and desire needs passion and action and liner-uppers. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

It Was Just Another Crisis, Crisis, Crisis. Just Another Crisis, Crisis Is All.

Most folks face challenges. They sometimes have no frigging idea what to do in the face of those challenges though and at those times they really get their little-ness. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Dude Alone Wrestled With His Thoughts But His Thoughts Always Ganged Up

Many folks know about wind. They understand that if they are heading in wind’s direction it will do most of their work but should they head into it, it had better be on wind’s side. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Maybe You Ain’t The Religious Type. Schadenfreude’s Been Looking For You.

Most folks are unpolled observers. They often wish they were keener at their role as the peepers of mankind but nowhere at signup was there mention of this being a test. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Appearances Can Be Deceiving But The Apparition Ain’t Always To Blame

Most folks make tracks. They sometimes make tracks on account of impressions made by compression but other  times tracks hint at impression compression. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

Don’t Force Shit Out Or Into Yourself And Negate Others Hooked On Yer Pain

Many folks aim for their sweet spot. They understand that plenty ‘o people around them recognize their larger not-as-sweet but candy coated birth mark yet the spot they focus on flows such pure honey it flies itself out. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Queens Of The Stone Age – Go With The Flow