Archive for February, 2022
They were rabbit stuffers. Stuffing rabbits in hats. Rabbits popped out They said imagine that! Beggar pulled a rabbit Right out his hat! A few of them knew What magicians can’t do. They can’t pull a rabbit Out their ass.
February 28th, 2022 | Posted in Holy Cow Wartime | 1 Comment
Information highway. The meta Metaverse. All the same as the best real life. Only maybe, possibly, worse.
February 25th, 2022 | Posted in fair warning | 1 Comment
Strapped to a wall with No damn fall Protection. Objections? Takes a big faller who ain’t Too taller To ask which way is up? They all just answered yup! Yup to whaters? Yup to what fer? Who gonna clean dis up?
February 25th, 2022 | Posted in Boy Who Regot Da Virus | No Comments
The old guy weren’t no dummy. He could see around the bend. They pushed him hard and They pushed him far but The old guy could always win. Defensive tactics. So outsmarting. Haters want him soon departing. He won’t bend his knee. Before the Little Big Horn could see. For their future to be free. […]
February 23rd, 2022 | Posted in Da Popo are a no go | No Comments
Dude refused to wear a mask. Vaccine? No, don’t even ask. Straight to hell and so damn fast. The entire world went with him. Honking horns in the Bays of Rigs. Uniformed cops make a wall of pigs. Bats and horses and injured victims. Cops advance to push and hit them. Canadian flags and national […]
February 23rd, 2022 | Posted in Dense Is A Human Forrest | No Comments
Yes, he said he’d help. And he wouldn’t help just himself. He’d help with the homeless. Food and clothe and god bless He’d help the rich Even if they bitch YOU DON’T DO ENOUGH! YOU DON’T TRY TO BLUFF! YOU MAKE THINGS SO TOUGH! But, enough is enough. He can’t do no more. So, he […]
February 21st, 2022 | Posted in Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge | 1 Comment
You got a problem. You don’t like humanity. You are certain You can clearly see, You don’t like humanity. There is no free. And what free were you looking for?
February 20th, 2022 | Posted in Assholes Annonymous | No Comments
The west made east with every mile. Sod houses, beasts and country wile. We made this land and lived in style. But our cake needed icing. Needed sweetness so enticing. It sucked us all in. How could we sin? If a few died doing God’s bidding?
February 20th, 2022 | Posted in Da Popo are a no go | 1 Comment
Buddy joined the force To stymie and stomp. Nothin’ like some back and forth A little noonhour romp. Wrench an old man to ground. Smack that young bitch to the ground. Make your horses put ’em down. Man, you are the shit! Baby, look at this! So damn tough in your uniform. Brisk with weapons […]
February 20th, 2022 | Posted in Fuck You Gotta Be Kidding | 1 Comment
His money was in the pocket Of another pocket owner. He thought he had some assets But what he had were only loaners. His house was not his own errr, His car, he was the donor Of insurance and just by chance, Oil and gas and not so fast… You need a license, too. You […]
February 17th, 2022 | Posted in Pull Your Head Out Your Ass | No Comments
Dude sent a signal Every time he spoke. Couldn’t waste the opportunity To place another poke Around the necks of Makers of love Kept them down with Mighty frowns and Reminders, they are victims.
February 16th, 2022 | Posted in Look Both Ways Before Crossing This Life | No Comments
Gums were flapping Like they might take flight. Didn’t really matter if they flapped Wrong or right. They just kept flapping Night after night. Until the real problem was So far outa sight. Flapping became the thing.
February 16th, 2022 | Posted in You Ain't The Bossamee | No Comments
It was an uncivil war Fought in uncivil times. Fought behind paper masks Outside and yes, inside. Fought by phone and QR code At tables and doors. A mask with no code means It’s outside with yours. They fight like a Karen. All happy they’re sharing Their point of view. And, couldn’t you Try to […]
February 14th, 2022 | Posted in Holy Cow Wartime, Loosh Music | 1 Comment
The dude complained Like no tomorrow. The whine oozed from him. Such savory sorrow! The pain he hid in squinted eyes. Hard clenched butt cheeks and To his surprise. The suffering did not produce more wise. It only caused more pain.
February 14th, 2022 | Posted in Loose Music | No Comments
An end to coincidence. No synchronicity. No chance to meet each other. No movies they could see. No fancy restaurant dinners. No late night toasts at bars. No bare face to admire. Some wore their masks in cars. No hey, I sat beside you! At last week’s hockey game. No yes, l saw you in […]
February 14th, 2022 | Posted in Everybody Git One Day | No Comments
Join the moo-vement. Leave the gov-ment Whom are hell bent On your destruction. Cause leaving fucks them. And no one leaves.
February 13th, 2022 | Posted in Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge | No Comments
The boss was not the boss. The boss was at a loss. The boss prepared to toss Us under a bus But some of us Would not bend down So the boss found A bus he could crawl under. We saw boss and we wondered. Why not inside? The boss could drive… Unless he weren’t […]
February 11th, 2022 | Posted in Assholes Annonymous | No Comments
Not Today SATAN! The old fuck said. Well, he didn’t say it But the cap on his head Made damn sure that everyone read. The Loosh buffet is CLOSED, motherfuckers!
February 10th, 2022 | Posted in Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge | 1 Comment
Day after day, the ribs came out. Standing in shit, too weak to shout. If they could though, they would warn lookout! The winners are coming for you!
February 8th, 2022 | Posted in Da Popo are a no go | No Comments
This house is your castle. Lord help those who hassle A man in his castle but One day you sold it and Wouldn’t you know it That home went away. Like, castles don’t stay In awareness any more Than the fashion you wore Last decade adorned you Now closeted, warn you Don’t throw me away! […]
February 3rd, 2022 | Posted in The God Of Luck Don't Need No God | No Comments
The youngest guy With the stupidest socks. Dude is acting like He don’t suck rocks and Round that fye-er, All us chanting. You be wisps and Spirits decanting. No, to ranting. You have lost your way.
February 2nd, 2022 | Posted in Boy Who Regot Da Virus | 1 Comment