Buddy joined the force
To stymie and stomp.
Nothin’ like some back and forth
A little noonhour romp.
Wrench an old man to ground.
Smack that young bitch to the ground.
Make your horses put ’em down.
Man, you are the shit!
Baby, look at this!
So damn tough in your uniform.
Brisk with weapons so adorned
Pity the beggars have been warned
Bad boys and girls in town.
Canada’s stormtroopers are the best! They lol as they baton, gas and trample fellow Canadians.
What fearless automatons they are! Their moms and dads must be sooo impressed!