- Twitch Says You Outside Yerself
- Here Watch Stupid
- Counterfeit Citizen
- How Many Things You Wanna Not Talk About?
- You Say You Don't Know What To Do An I Thought The Same As You
- He Wished She Had An Eye On Her Chin So She Could Watch Her Mouth
- Déjà Vu Is Uhh
- The Kids Was So Close to Being Alike He Split 'Em Up By Color And Weight
- They Pointed To Where You Were But You Aren't There
- The Winner Gets Nada And Losers Double That
- There's A Joke And You Are In It
- When You Don't Know You've Been Fishing Till The Hook Is In Yer Mouth
- She Could Give You As Much Love As Two Damn People
- There Was More Of Him Coming Out Than One Person Could Manage
- Beggar Got So Good At Fillin' Other People's Shoes He Couldn't Even Fill His Own
- Minds Changed In Two Damn Minutes. Get In Line Over Here.
- Doh!ble Warming
- Plants Speak Only In The Fifth Dimension
- Wanted Dead Or Alive
- Darbage Out
- Today's Threats
- When Can I Be Me?
- Fuck Nice
- Trail Me Billy
- A Cake Baked With Seventeen Percent This And Forty-Two Percent That
- Bark like A Tree
- Your Attention Please And Even If You Don't
- First Member, Then Re-Member.
- It's Gonna Take Effort To Not Be You
- Your Job? Create Play-sure. Tons & Tonsa Play-sure.
- He Wasn't Emoting, He Was Moting. Building Himself A Big 'Ol Moat.
- He Was Counting On Help From Many Universes But He'd Settle For Even One
- Attacks On The Air And You Are The Problem!
- Day Different
- Unconditional Wow
- Anger Management Was Her Last Thought Just Prior To Eating Dirt
- Y'ain't Gittin' This By Doin' That
- No Easy. No Sneezy. No Japan-Friggin-Neesy.
- You See The End Of Yer Problem When The Problem Is At The Beginning
- County Fairs Every Day, Long As You Like The Ferris Wheel.
- Jesus His Ignorance Was Unaware
- Lawdy Please Show How Patience Spread
- Don't Start Using My Love For You To Make Yerself Feel Good
- Shat Is Headed Yer Way. Okay?
- Ya Got One Second To Change That Tune
- Get Passion Nate
- The Queen Of Correlation
- Losers Don't Dope
- You Was The Name Of Asshole
- So Many Ways To Pull The Trigger. So Many Triggers To Pull.
- No One Was On His Side And He Hoped They Knew It
- You Did
- Was The Future Rosy Or Was That Just A Sunset?
- Sabotage, You Bastard! Who And Where Are You?!
- The Astonishing Secret Called Recorded History
- An Abundance Of Funk
- The Chain And Blocks He Brought Himself But Someone Pushed Him Over The Edge
- Of Course Threats Work
- Say No To The Speeders Through Life
- Dude Could See Shit Hitting The Fan But Be Damned If He Could Stay Unshitty
- Moments Can Be Passed By If You Scootch Around Their Horns
- Lord Don't Let Me Waste One Day With You
- That Ain't Enough To Hold Them Back
- Shit Don't Have To Stay Like It Is, Like It Is.
- If All You Got Is Shit, Separate The Bad Shit From The Good.
- Huh... The Road Less Traveled Only Costs Everything...
- First Tough. Next Easy Then Nothing.
- Selling Yer Soul? Maybe Take Bids.
- Yer Mind Is A Telescope. Tune At Beggar In.
- Amy G Dala Says There's A Threat There
- Ivan Don't Want You, Pretty Boy. Ivan, He Needs Yer Love.
- When The Lord Don't Know Whose Team Yer On
- The Emotional Grid And Car Fifty-Four, Where Are You?
- No. Tice. No-Tice. Notice!
- Jesus Loves The Little Children But The Big Children, Not So Much.
- Whoa, Whoa, Whoa! Slow On Slowah! Don't Keel Yerself So Fast!
- On The Only Day Slewfoot Could Come, The Bloody Road Was Closed!
- This Train Can Be Boarded But Maybe Not By You
- Remember The War Cause Once You Forget, Somebody's Gonna Get Hurt.
- Care Less Or Care Not, Yer Working In The Sixth Dimension.
- Kaizen Waited By The Roadside While Dude Was All Over The Map
- Their Calendar Was Made Up Of Multiple Daze And Doze
- It Doesn't Follow
- Sting. Stang. Stung.
- Hell Had Been Predicted. Dude Could See The Gates.
- Ya Well Fuck You Homeostasis
- What If Yer Not Who You Are?
- Sneak Away From Crazy
- Your Mistakes Makum Two
- They Don't Talk About Drinking Water
- You Must Go Into The Mouth Of The Dragon. That's Where Everybody Is.
- Dude Loved What Failure Took Away
- Imported To An Important Town
- Wrestlin' With His Demons Gave Him Life Burn. Burn.
- Polite Works If'n Ya Ain't Da Man
- Love Takes But One Second To Die Or Be Born
- This Beauty Just Gets You In The Door. How You Goan Get Out?
- Hell Has Failures
- Thank Fuck Ivan You Lived!
- You Need So Many Strokes Per Day
- It Was A Pretty Fair Fight. They Had Guns And Armour. We Had Guts And Blood.
- Workaround. Workaround. Always With The Workaround!
- Cringe Worthy Fence Posts
- Your Job: To Slow The Failing
- Your Demonym. What Is It?
- Shit Made His Reptile Quiver
- You Just Go On Believin' What You Bin Perceivin'
- Dude Could See The Bitch Who Controlled His Life But He Couldn't Make Out The Face
- There Were Lotsa Rooms Left At The Nowhere Fast Inn
- Belief In Tomorrow Was Necessary But Not The Whole Thing Today
- This Grateful. How You Do It?
- Shit Done In Happiness Versus Shit Not Done In Happiness
- Surrounded By Dark Energy It Was Difficult Not To Trigger It
- Pullin' Down The Penguin By Ivan Dee Divin'
- Priests Retire
- When The Odd Bird Tweeted Of A Big Hand Saving Them, They Were Not Believed.
- Then Television Got With The Sofa Industry And Wore The Damn Thing Out
- Many People Would Disagree With Her But By Necessity They'd Be Wrong
- Ryan You're In Goddamn Jail Man!
- Where's Yer Liver? Where's Yer Spleen? Where's Yer Hat, Keys, And Coat?
- How To Trick People Into Loving You
- The Wasting Money Industry
- You Made My Mama Cry Bitch!
- Mad Times Cannot Last Without The Constant Help Of Mad People
- Empathy Is A Pain In The Neck Etcetera
- When He Was Bothered By The Dead He Loved Them
- He Sat There Waiting On His Winged Horse But There Was Still No One To Save
- Let Me Soak You In Before You Dry Me Up & Spit Me Out, Mr. Sun.
- Ya, Well... We Better Go, Was What They Mostly Said To Him.
- A Nonsensical Sense Of Urgency
- Ima Claim This Self As Me
- Dbars College Don't Publish No Stats
- If You Ain't Acting Yer The Only One
- The Travelling Mosquito Buffet
- Yer Life Suits You Even Though You Don't Suit Yer Life
- The Circle Will Stay Broke Until You Realize It's Broken
- The Guy Brought Eggs And He Cracked 'Em
- When Yer Free, Free, Free But You Don't Wanna Be
- No Tits For Tats
- Who Is This Parta Me Which Thinks Another Part Crazy?
- Talent Ted And His Roving Whynots
- Try Real Hard To Remember The Future And A Little Bit Will Come To You
- The Indescribable Human Spirit
- Dear Mama I'm Not The Same Son
- He Had What They Call Work Attic
- Thoughts Are Everywhere Like Pick And Choose
- Don't Make Him Do What His Old Man Did
- Then Nothing Made Sad And Happy On The Same Damn Day
- He Could Tell Where They Went Wrong But Not How Wrong They Were
- Ima Fect Da Intanet
- Freedom Means Getting To Do That Shit You Don't Want To Do
- Dude Had To Write And These Other Things
- Tame A Cat With Food
- Freedom Is Too Expensive
- Riding Shotgun With Vilfredo Pareto
- Everything Came Down To A Dull Roar But It Still Roared, Man. It Roared!
- In Battle We Learned
- No Here And Now
- A List Of Things Dude's No Good At
- There Were Many Depressed Whom Wouldn't Be Impressed By Depression
- The Edge Was A Path He Yearned To Tread
- If Mistakes Left Bruises You'd Be A Black Man
- Today's A Test. Hope You Studied.
- Oh Constraint, You Slippery Little Devil!
- The Skin Of Yer Teeth Is Enough Leeway
- Don't Run Johnny, They Got Ya.
- Few Want To Ride The Horse They're Feeding
- The Makers Of Unhappy
- Living At The Bottom Of Shit Rolls Hill
- Trouble Boil And Trouble Bubble But Please Don't You Double Trouble
- A Little Bit Of Schadenfreude Corrals The Shittiness Of Life
- You Just Don't Fuck With A Professional Servant
- Think Tomorrow Today. Think Yesterday Tomorrow.
- Evolution Sees Things A Hunnerd Different Ways
- The Tragedy Is That Tragedy Is
- Unity?! Unity? What Say You Of This Unity?
- Had Dude Been Religious God Would Need To Do Some 'Splainin'
- Order Me Around Today Because Tomorrow No
- You Could Tell From The Smell That The Bastards Were At Work
- Leaves Like People Uh, Die.
- To Be Born In The Ass Of Luxury
- She Would Add Things Up Then Ponder How, How Could Things Add Up?
- The Cliques, They Formed All By Themselves.
- Persistence Is A Heavy Damn Key
- C'mon In 'Ol Pal. Your Time Is Done.
- People Who Think They Know Politics Can't Tell Their Arse From A Hole In The Ground
- Meet You At Comeuppance Bay
- Waiting Is Something You Do
- Can Flies Sense A Shitstorm?
- Jesus He Loved Looking. At Himself. Himself.
- The Moment They Asked Dude What Was Going On? He Wondered What Was Going On.
- Life Shudders Out
- Riders From Noddingham
- The Devil Is In The Details And 'Ol Slewfoot Don't Vacay
- Dammit! You Reflect, You Reflect, You Reflect!
- Shit Was Going Dude's Way Whether It Was Or Not
- These Cats Were Killers. Killing For Fun And For Him.
- Pretending For Real Sets In At Age Eight
- Crazy Is The Center Of Life's Chocolate Bar
- Rot Exists. Evil Exists. Life And Love Are A Clearing In Rot's Forrest.
- They Said Look Out For The Aliens When We Shoulda Been Looking In
- Wayne And Walter, You're Still Dead.
- Call It A Fa Cade
- Track Yer Basic Happiness Level Over Several Daze
- Let's Say You Were Talking To Nobody
- When The Birds Try For You
- Yes He Was Surrounded But By Whom And For What?
- The Stuck Market
- Lacking In Vitamin B Shut Up
- Get Ready Or Not
- Spotting Political Prisoners
- How To Get Outa Prison
- Silence Brang No Money
- N'en She Take Half N'en D. Lawyer Take Half N'en
- Birth A New You Every Day
- Artificial And Real Daydreams
- Plan To Have A Good Time
- Don't Lick Shit That Drips On You
- Forget About Time. Think Timing.
- The Circus
- Write Down Yer Time
- Stand Yer Ground Cause Someone Wants It
- Be Yerself With A Caveat
- No Matter How Dude Cut It Skin Was Definitely Off His Ass
- He Was Into Self Flagellation. He Was A Hurtin' Man Hurt.
- More Valuable Than Gold Yet Surrounded By Dirt
- Reason Is An Infection That's Hard To Catch
- How To See The Garden Path When There's No Garden And No Path
- Lie Early And Lie Often So The Children Grow Accustomed To It
- So Many Ways To Lie And So Many Called Not Lying
- Respect De Love Cake. Make 'em. Shake 'em. Bake 'em.
- Where Have All The Characters Gone?
- This Was The Way Of The Roundabout. Directly Was Never Mentioned.
- She Didn't Know What Was Best For Herself And She Wanted The Same For Him
- The Next Level Ain't Any Tougher Than This One. Gettin' There Is.
- Visit Yer Past But Do Not Stay There
- Say Yay! To The God Of Quiet, Tinnitus.
- Let Reflection Be Yer Guide
- Afraid Is YER Tool. You Are Not A Tool Of Afraid!
- They Were Killing For Him. For Him, Remember.
- Up Is Just There Without Down
- Plans Make Awry Visible
- To Be On Time Master Fleet, Fleet, Fleeting.
- Anticipate The Loss Of Yer Anticipatory Skills
- You Say You Don't Mind Repetition But You Will, You Will, You Will.
- Happy Right Now Is As Happy As It Gets
- Dopers Unite!
- The Truth Is Sphere Of Which A Circle Can Be Seen
- When An Airstrike Is Required On Yer Position
- Fourth World Mosquitos Love Fourth World Blood
- Expect Corruption
- Online Love Versus Eye To Eye Love: Two Different Kindsa Love.
- Oh Say Mister Turnabout
- I Know I'm Just Imagining But What An Imagination!
- Is There Afraid Beyond Ghosts?
- Bring Something To The Market
- When Yer Human Friends Are Animals
- Claws = Climbing.
- Holy Jesus Dude Hoped There Weren't No Gods
- He Looked At The Grounds Keeper In The Mirror
- At Three Years Old He Fought Giants
- The Smart Ones Act So Dumb You Think, No Need To Armor Up.
- It's Nice People Only At The Top. They Don't Do Grunting And Groaning.
- Mind Can Be Sucked Through Eyes, Ears And Nose. Occasionally Out The Ass.
- Faking Fitting In
- Opportunity's Raised Head Is Kinda Ugly
- When Handbaskets Start Running Low, Hell Is Filling Up.
- Look For Freedom Where You Are
- Eye. The Good Life.
- If You Have Coattails Someone's Ridin' Em
- Success Is Delivered In A Wheelbarrow Of Shit
- They Tortured Him To Stop Talking
- Cappy Jumping Overboard Is A Sign To Abandon Ship
- When Daddy Hits Mommy
- When Gods Shape
- Never Having Sex With My Wife Again Or You Hoo? What To Do Hoo?
- Cool People Aren't Cool They're Freezing
- Good Friends Will Not Be Kept. Keep Up!
- Be Convinced Yer Wrong
- Why Get All Pissed Off With Yerself When Half Pissed Off Will Work?
- If Someone Was Purposefully Fucking With Dude, They Were, They Were, They Were.
- Represent Yerself
- They Made Things Smaller And Smaller Until There Wasn't Enough
- Infer! Infer! You Can Infer!
- This Insect Didn't Know Dude But He Killed It Anyway
- Claim The World Before It Claims You
- You Do Kaizen, Do You?
- Ah, Who Influence...Me?!
- Ah'll Tell You Somethin' You Ain't Never Seen!
- If It's On Television There's That Telling Part
- When The Shit Is About To Hit The Fan Bettah Send In A Pin Shitter
- When Shit Knows Yer Headed South It Piles On Piles On Piles On
- Look Don't Live In The Future
- Oh When The Saints, Come Stragglin' In.
- Good Procrastination
- Evil Will Not Stay In
- Life Without Pushback Ain't Worth A Shit
- Only Lawdy Could Stop Dude And Lawdy Didn't Know Where Dude Was
- When Perpetrator And Victim Wear The Same Damn Pants
- You Can Put A Damper On Crazy But Not Much More Than That
- They Was Justa Comin' Up Ta Rooster Head Ridge
- Shit Shows Ahoy!
- When Life Is Driving You Nuts Grab The Wheel
- Act Like Yer Acting Like Yer The Main Act
- Man Made God. Man Made Climate. Man Made Change.
- Thin Air: The Main Ingredient Of Love
- You Don't Wanna Be Full In Heaven Cause Then There's Nothin' To Eat
- Keep The Dogs Going Around Yer Compound. Don't Ever Let'em Stop.
- Shit's Small
- Afraid Is An Idea Bigger Than You. Scared Is When Yer Doing It.
- No Sense Leaving Well Enough Alone
- Reality Is Created By Accident And On Purpose
- Politicians Speak To Truth Like Priests Speak To God
- Yes There Are Good Law Enforcers. They Just Ain't Been Hired Yet.
- When The Bummer Bowling Ball Heads Yer Way Don't Have Yer Ducks In A Row
- Standard Mediocrity
- You Don't Really Know The People You Know
- Love Gives You One Chance Over And Over
- Providence Is A Moving Target
- Luck Can Be So Little It Don't Seem Like Luck
- Low On Symbols Dude Gave His Love Directly
- Dude Had Afar Raging In His Eyes
- Big Mouth Plus Little Eye Equals Bigger'n You Can Chew Bites
- Looka Lika Sheep Butta Feela Lika Wolf
- When Yer Problems Roll Its Good To Know How To Roll With Yer Problems
- Where Dude Pissed Prickly Thistles Grew
- Homemade Madness
- 'Twas Still Physical Assault But In The Pleasantest Of Ways
- A Ruptured Venom Sack
- All Hail To The God Of Mutter
- Oh The Past She Is Filled With Pattern Stories
- Yes You Have Rights And You Can Wait For Them To Kick In With Hands Behind Yer Back
- When He Was Down They Kicked Him Long & Hard, Right In The Mirror Neurons.
- Two Point Oh Yerself Whenever You Need
- Wait, Wait For The Third Man.
- If The Machine Was Rid, She Was Happy.
- The Hood Swallowed Up Dude's Home
- Learn Yerself
- When Love Ain't Reciprocal It's Almost Funny To Watch
- When Everyday Is Yer Day Off But You Still Come In
- Record Yer Littlebita Learnin' Cause Shit Adds Up
- His Good Shit Wasn't
- Stop Thinking About Stupid Shit And Let Your Brain Work It's Magic
- Uh Uh. No Please. Don't let The Saboteur Of My Life Be Me.
- The Gestapo Were Looking For Certain People But Those People Weren't Looking For Them
- Craziness Is Closer Than You Think
- Improvements At The Improving Are Not
- When Others Stop Making You Unhappy Now Yer In A World Of Hurt
- You Sir Are Sentenced To Saving Ten Lives
- If People Are Talking With Sticks And Stones, You Throw In The Towel.
- New Demons Are Tough To Fight. Better To Scrap With The Old Ones.
- You Gotta Try Real Hard To Stay Stupid
- Maybe Try Changing Evolution, It's Easier Than People.
- When Assholes Reveal Themselves, Treat Them, Treat Them, Treat Them!
- Yes Dude Heard Voices But The Whispers Drowned Them Out
- When Someone Gets Between You & Yer Dream, Dream How To Get Around Them.
- Lapse City Was Codependent
- Providence Is A Place You Can See From Here
- The Lord Spreads Himself Too Thin For Spreading
- Do You Have The Skill To Let People Be?
- It's Your Rules Out Here
- Your Lord Will Gladly Guide The Way So Hopefully You Have One
- Better Shit Falls From You Into The Drink Than The Drink Falling Into You
- They Found The Biggest Mountain Could Be Undermined, One Teeny Rock At A Time.
- Before Long The Krypteia Didn't Have To Kill, They Just Changed The Odd Person's Mind.
- Birthdays By The Scamload
- For Those Undeserving Of Joy
- You Speak Through A Mouth Plumb Full Of Shit But You Are Filled With Squat
- A Wee Disappointment Isn't Bad But Bad Don't Do That Much Good
- Of Course Life Will Stop You
- Balconies You Can Pee From
- Shit Does Not Get In Knots By Itself
- Just Acting Like An Asshole Will Get You The Badge
- Only Assholes Are Perfect And Even Their Perfection Sucks
- There Was Nothing To Complain About And Ooh, That Peed Him Off!
- The Lord Found Ways To Fuck With Dude
- If Being Yerself Was Safe Everyone Would Let You
- Practice Screaming WHY FUCK?! Before Reaching For Success
- Paydays Need Loans Like Oil Fires Need Water
- The World Had Bad Days That Last A Thousand Years
- It Was Tough To Notice Who Was Fucked Up Cause Everyone Was Fucked Up
- Babies Ain't Born Laughing
- Once In A While Things Change. Only Once In A While.
- When Rules Keep Getting Broke
- Back To Normally Fantastic
- You Can Look Like Yer Looking Good Without Being Good Looking
- The Jaws Of Hell Are Clearly Marked. No Guide Is Required.
- Check Yer Possibility Of Pissedoffedness
- Little Flies Need In Yer Eyes. Don't. You. Want. Some?
- If You Pray To The Right God Shit Will Happen
- If You Are Driven To Work It Ain't Work
- Act Like Yerself Would Act Then Cut Back On Yer Acting
- How To Be Yer Own Ena Me
- Dude Thought He Had A Thought But The Thought Had Him
- At No Time Did Dude's Brain Consider His Needs, Above Being A Common Carrier.
- When Foxes Chase Each Other, You Stay Put.
- View Reality Through Imagination Cause Yer Eyes Are Lying To You
- For The People That Know Yet Don't Know No
- Sticks And Stones May Break Bones But Words'll Get The Party Started
- She Knew The Twists And Burns Of Bitchcraft
- Why People Won't Jump Outa Their Own Way
- Hatred With Action Doesn't Have To Be Spoken And Love, She Works The Same Way.
- Life Won't Force You To Live It
- Through His New Eyes Dude Saw Bitter
- Once Dude's Own Fog Lifted He Saw The Fog Of Others
- As The Circuses Got Further And Further Apart, Rumination Took Their Place.
- You Got Yer Time Zone, Kill Zone, And Zoned Out Zone.
- Countries Have Many Ways To Kill And Most Need Yer Support
- It Was The Monsters Against Bacteria And The Little Beggars Were Winning
- Thoughts Could Be Dumped Into Innocent's Brains But The Beggars Wouldn't Stay There
- When People Lose Their Mind They Can Still Talk Out Their Ass
- All Pigs Wear Lipstick. That's Why No One Knows They Do.
- So
- Ship Captain You Can Do It!
- When Beserkers Go
- How To Be Friends With Yer Friend's Enemies
- Dude Was Compared To Ol' Mark Twain And Mostly Lucifer
- The Sleeping Dog Kicker
- These Tools Pointed Directly To The Shadow, Not The Shadow Caster.
- There Is No Sense Saying You Don't Want To Play
- Be Brutally Honest With People And They Will Know For Sure You Are Lying
- Don't Piss In The Tall Grass Where Yer Walkin' Cause While Talkin' You'll Walk In, It.
- He Said Tell Me Again In Boozeman Terms
- Screw Disappointment, Go Straight To Hell.
- Get Lost. You'll Find Stuff There.
- It Was A Warning Shot Across The Bow But Dude Thought HA HA, Missed!
- Broke Versus Poor
- Way. Shit Is A Certain Way. Way.
- Today Man
- Cash Flow King And Shit Flow Prince
- Study Non Assholes To Learn How They Fake It
- Shit Turns. Can You Take A Corner Now?
- Piece A Pipe Hangin' Down. He Bang His Head. Not Once But Thrice!
- HELL YA! At's What De Olte Guy Said... "You'll NEVER Figure Life Out!"
- When You Can Piss Where You Want
- He Had A Bad Habit Of Picking Up Bad Habits
- Knock, Knock, Knock. There's No One Home!
- You Said I Could. You Said I Could! You Sure As Hell Said. I. Could!
- Ya Heaven, He Seen it. Heaven's Fool Right Now.
- Attention Barry Williams: They Want You In Pain.
- Turns Out He Wasn't Depressed He Was Dismayed. People Really Were That Stupid!
- Seeing The Future Sucks
- Rules Must Uh NEVER EVER Be Written In Stone Anda Never Ever While Stoned
- Happiness Is Doing Without
- Stacking Team Admiration
- The Wicked Don't Rest Anyway
- Red Wine In A Coffee Cup Is Rhubarb Tea
- De Pen. De Man. De Man's Pen.
- Dude Knew He'd Look Back But He Also Knew He'd Be Moving Ahead When He Did
- Pain Makers Make Pain
- When You Throw Shit Watch Where It Lands
- My Yer Weaknesses Are Strong!
- Struggle Bitch
- Eye. It's The Lash Den.
- Shh, They Say, When Yer Voice Is Away.
- When Turning The Other Cheek Means Kissing Another Ass
- When Shit Gets On Yer Socks It's Deep, Too Deep.
- Get Along With Yer Doe-Geeze, With Yer Dough Geese Get Along.
- Yes But, This Was A New Kind Of Same, Tuesday Said With A Smile.
- Marc Emery Flips Over Jesus' Table
- Mine Got, How Eye Wish Ta-Ta-Time Was On My Side
- Real Yer Not. Unreal You Are.
- Yer Killin' The Smart Beggars First
- Health Over Finance Every Day
- Scoundrels Can Cozy Rat Upta You
- Sideways Is The Way Of Shit
- Justa Puttin' More Epi Into Epigenetics
- It Is Tougher To Admit Yer Mistaken Than To Suffer Yer Mistakes
- Once People Learn To Receive, Look Out, Look Out, Look Out!
- Bastard Transference
- Love Won't Stop Hate But It Guts Hate's Power By Half
- He'd Been Up Since Early Mornin' But Actin' Up Since Yessirday
- Reality, As We Know It, Is The Key To A Lock.
- People, Like Tides, Rise And Fall.
- Insane Is A Place To Visit, Not To Hang Yer Hat.
- It Never Fails When Rocking The Boat
- Of Course Voting Works But For Whom And How Come?
- If Sugar Was Sand, Sand Would Be SWEET.
- The World You Know Is No Longer The World
- Dude Had This Craziness About Him
- Quick Cowboy Food Saves The Day
- Say We Ran Outa 'lectricity
- Don't Wait Til You've Got Weight
- Yer Peep Hole Don't Show People Like All Peep Holes
- Only Right Now
- Someone Gotta Stop All Iss Intranet Darbage
- Do The Stupid Dance? Yes They Do.
- Attention! Attention! The Fans Have Shite On Them!
- They Gotta Get Close To Stab You
- So You Don't Like Where You Came From
- Damn You Evolution!
- Fucking Solla Sollew Is A Real Place.
- Frustration Diminishes Exponentially
- When Dude Was Called A Bad Boy He Didn't Feel Like Being Good
- Better Have A Good Reason Or You Ain't Hangin' Around.
- Okay NOW I'm Not Afraid
- You Job: Say I Love You To Yourself So Much That You Gotta Tell Somebody Else.
- Sheckond Cash Shitizens
- The Second Day On Yer Own, Cake Don't Taste Like Cake.
- You Can Try Different Things And Get The Same Damn Results
- He Was The Head Of His Family But Certainly Not It's Face
- Dude Was Talking To Himself Through Nearby Ears
- See Mama Was So Heavy It Took Every Child To Hoist Her From The Depths Of Dispair
- Lash Yer Tongue
- Yer Dream Will Contain Nightmares
- They Paid A Bad Man To Speak
- When The King Stopped Kinging
- You Can Shut Yer Eyes, Yer Ears And Mouth Now How Bout Opening Yer Mind?
- Forgiving Takes Effort. Forgetting Takes None.
- Oh, And If You Work Hard Enough You'll Find Everything You Need, Right There AtYer Work.
- Crazy Things Were Said But Not Remembered
- Fake Horror Is Like Real Horror Until You Know It's Not
- Yes Words Flow Like A River
- Change Is Better Than A Rest
- What Weird Shit Do You Believe In That It Got You This Far?
- Lapping Up Yugglay
- Do You Handle Work Or Does Work Handle You?
- Dude Carried Plenty For Sure Which, Down The Road, Didn't Amount To A Hill Of Beings.
- More Than Average Awareness Will Drive You Round The Bend
- Sports Isn't Corrupt. People Are.
- Life Thief Anger
- Babies Postpone Depression
- When You See Good Say So
- All The World's A Stage Which Hence Has Been Staged
- You Rent
- And On This Spot The Earth Will Give A Different Piece Of Mind
- Unless Yer The Pin In A Grenade, Yer Work Is Not Yer Life
- Sour Smellin' Ol' Darce
- I'm Just This One Guy But Jesus, IT'S ME!
- When Yer Ma Don't Know You, You Better Know Yerself.
- When Shit Smells New, IT'S NEW!
- Daisies A Day On A Daffodil
- Yer Lucky To Have A Body. Many Minds Do Not.
- At Every Level Of Preditability Expect The Unexpected
- I Pray To Me I Duz What I'm Goonta
- Oh Fuck He Was The Smuggest Of The Smug
- Angry On It's Belly Dude Had Defeeted
- If I Don't Close My Fucking Blind
- Only Idiots Do The Poka Yoke Thing
- Still Here
- Technology, Just Like Satan, Could Only Live Through Dude.
- Find Yer Groove And Get In It
- Almost Anything Can Be Measured But Many Things Should Not
- Today Will Steal Your Entire Life
- Get Lost
- Marry Someone Stronger Than You. They Can Carry Their Weight Then Sum.
- Feel Yer Hat There. It's Not.
- Shit You Didn't Think Mattered Matters
- With Nothing To Compare To
- If You Can't Save Yer Life Who Will?
- Capitulation Nation
- Angels Exist For Some People
- Life Is On The Tough Side Of Alive
- Wisdom Just Sat There, Waiting To Be Gained
- When Engines Work And Steering Don't
- The Instant You Say That Angels Exist, The Beggars Do Exist.
- Consciousness Dances Toe To Toe With A Partner Called Unconsciousness.
- They Give You Food, They Take It Away. No Matter If You Eat.
- On Crack Or Falling In. Welcome To You Choose.
- Death Is Smiling. Why Not Smile Back?
- If You Don't Manage Yer Health, Overworked Strangers Will.
- The Band Leader Changes But The Band Plays On
- She's Inta Physical
- Youse Guys Makes Swords Too?
- And The Money Humans Could Bite Dude
- Who Fucked You?
- There's Layers To Life. Yer Just Seeing A Couple.
- If You Can't Bite Your Tongue Keep Yer Pie Hole Shut
- Ten Nothings Are Something
- I Know Yer Not Trying To Harm Me But When You Think Like This You Do
- Two Angrys Don't Cancel Out
- There Were Two Games Playing At The Same Damn Time
- Don't Say No To The Po Po
- The Little Pigs Squealed When The Big Pigs Squealed Then Off They Went To Market
- Government Needs A Skin Graft
- Dude Was A Cycle Boy. A Cycle.
- Dude Imagined Reality And Knew The First Getter There Wins
- Then No One Met Any Stars Anymore. Where They All Just Cee Gee Eyed?
- I See What You Did There You MotherFucking Fucker!
- Luke To The Past. Luke To Today. Luke To The Luke Of Tamorry.
- Constraint Theory And Poka-Yoke
- People Hate For Good Reasons
- Tomorrow Changes At Midnight
- With You Gone I Am But One But With You Us Two Are Three
- Oh Heaven You Better Be Good!
- Mister Woodpecker You Stay Out!
- Dude's Life Was His Life In Name Only
- Kill Or Be Killed Via Waiting In Line
- Lying Wide Open
- Kaizen. Infected.
- If A Ring Can Save You
- She Can Nothing
- This Guy Wes
- Dat Is Bad Dis Want
- People Were Like Touchscreens. Point Of Contact Mattered.
- Mother You STAY!
- Ex Marks The Spat
- Two Way Worker's Comp
- The Cost Of Sanity Is Insane
- The Estimator's Estimator
- Nobody Cries For Canada
- West Was Named
- You Could Blow This Whole Thing
- Dude Left His Life In The Hands Of Fate Before Fate Even Had Any Hands
- There Was No Calling
- Life Sometimes Wants To Go And Must Be Tricked Into Staying
- People Change But Not Themselves
- A Little Control Went A Long Way For Dude Whom Needed Control
- If Every Cabbage Was Spoiled Rotten, That Would Be Considered Good.
- Life Doesn't Hang Onto You Pal, You Must Hang On For Dear Life.
- Shit Described
- When People Stop Telling You What To Do
- Suicide By OverEstimation
- Surrounded By Morans And Alone
- Dude Got That Gramp's Smell
- Some Prison Guards Are Sons-A-Beggars!
- When A Person Shines Their Brilliance In Yer Eyes
- Rules Change. Rulers, No.
- Imagination Smacks You Upside The Head, Soon As The Talking Stop.
- See That Person With The Huge Agenda?
- Life Doesn't Go On
- Just Yer Standard Miscommunication
- People Is
- You Doan Fuck Wit A Guy's Mom
- Life Gives "Connect Your Charger" Warnings
- Let's Have A Family Funeral
- Yer Health Is Worth A Rat's Petunia But Yer Sickness Creates Jobs
- The Cracks Here Were So Damn Big The Beggars Nearly Made A Whole
- And If You Didn't Allow Him To Employ His Power, His Power Would Overpower You.
- Love Re-examined
- This World Is Oper Ated
- Yes Dorkness Can Suddenly Come Upon One
- De Piranhas Love Doze Doves Yum Yum!
- Hey Evr'body, Laugh At Me! I Will Take Yer Pain.
- The Old Dude Died When His Mother Came Back To Life
- Inside Voice Outside
- Its Yer Imagination Yer Crying For
- Many Folks Are Serving Time For Someone They Barely Know
- Some Personalities And Cancer Don't Mix
- Tell Us What You Know Friend. We NEED Yer View Of Things.
- Seek And Yee Shall Find Out Shit You Wish You'd Known All Along
- The Children Were Easier To Babysit When They Tied Each Other Up
- The Chain Of Life Has Cracked Links
- Then The Machine Rolled Over Him And He Was Gone Man. Dude Was Gone.
- Oh Ya, The Boy Could Guess But Only Way, Way Off.
- Dude'd Hoot And Feel Like Cleaning. Dude's Wife Loved That Marewhowanna!
- They Tried To Knock Him Off His Rocker But Hah! He Was Already Off!
- Jesus Please Show Me Gratitude, I Can Do The Rest.
- This Door To The Here And Now, Leave It Open. Leave. It. Open!
- Daddy Slapped The Dopamine Outa Me
- Life Wants An Aye, Aye Capitano!
- This Paradigm Was For Shifting
- Bound Through Marraige Bound To Break
- Shit Goes Left As Well As Right
- This Too Shall Pass So Stay In Yer Lane
- Death's Door Cast Off An Awful Hue
- His Name Was No One Click
- You'll Never Hallucinate Alone
- I Do This Because
- These Eyes Could Kill Or Love You To Death, Both In the Same Damn Iris.
- When Meds Replace Yer Wife
- He Made No Apologies Cept For One Or Two
- Now Dude Takes Back The Past Cause Its His
- Just Before Yer Mother Kills You
- Grandpa Kicked Up A Stink Like This
- Those Beggars Will Steal Your Attention And Not A Damn Thing Can You Do About It
- White Curtain Black Back
- When Yer Like Jar Can Be Filled By You
- Consider Me Fucked
- Ignorance Lives And Often Grows In Yer System
- You Can Die And Not Be Dead
- The Hahwhyen Flyin School
- He Had A Slack Jaw Blank Stare Look About 'Im
- When Yer Genes Are Clean Take 'Em Out The Washer
- On Three We Get Paranoid. Okay...? One... Two...
- And Time Loved To Kibosh Plans Not Brought To Life Today
- Everyone Wanted To Be In Control But How In The Hail To Get There?
- When The Bottom Dropped Out It Was Plain To See Our Bottom Was Another Top
- Now Bang Yer Head On This Plateau So You Know Where You Stand
- Disaster Must Be Struck Back
- Ahma Make You Lak Me
- Then This Mood As Brilliant As The Sun Would Flyaway Like The Wind
- Mama Don't Pass 'Til You Check With Me First
- Kickin' Chickens Across The Road
- Good Relationships Are Maintained With Spit And Polish. More Spit Than Polish.
- Thinking Of Relationships Makes 'Em
- Buddy I Got A Ways Aheada You
- If Hell Had A Smell Dude Could Mimic It Well
- The God Of Reeskitall Was Dude's Kind Of God
- Default Or Her Fault. Dude Couldn't Choose One For The Other.
- Your Reality, My Reality, Ain't Reality.
- Oh Buddy, You Need Contrast!
- The Guy Who Could Be Made Mad About Nothing
- You Don't Know What You Were Thinking Cause That You Is In Yer Soul Tunnel
- Then For Some Reason No One Knows, Evolution Favored Grumpy People.
- Walter, Yer Still Dead.
- It Was Procrastination's Hand On His Shoulder Saying Sit Down Pal, Sit Down.
- Then They Killed Each Other Over Sports Teams Or Gods
- Someone's Apology
- A Sound From No Sound Ovr And Ovr
- Here He Was Again Alone With His Thoughts And Really, Really Short Of Room.
- If The Stage Was Set Exactly Right, No One Knew It Was Set Alright?
- Dammit Dude Loved Ish
- Change Shit When Shit Changes
- Go Ahead Costs Today. Fall Back's On Tomorrow's Bill.
- Because Improvement Don't Work
- Fear Was His Right Here Friend He Could Not Slip Assunder
- A Plan Grabs You By The Shoulders Saying You Gonna Piss Yer Pants
- Lawdy Please Tell Me This Is Give And Not Take
- Ivan DONCHA Scratch That! Ivan DONCHA Go There! Ivan DONCHA Love Me?
- Oh, To Not Have To Act.
- Sure The Boy Had Talent But How To Rid Him Of It?
- The Winter Of Ought Fifteen
- What Zappenin?
- Feel The End That's Coming And Let It Drive You Further Into Today
- You Got Yer Landlord And Yer Lord Of Land
- Mind Could Not Control It's Body. The World It Controlled Even Less.
- If Their Lips Ain't Movin' Don't Look At Their Lips
- The Good Ship Life Will Rollover On You
- In A Constant State Of Emergency They Were Few And Far Between
- The Corruption, She Ran Skin Deep.
- Play Middle Field And Shallow Pal. Player Nice And Shallow
- Dude Almost Made Him Make Some Rules
- And Pretty Soon One Half The World Owned Every Damn Twist Tie
- And Does Your Brother Have A Brother?
- If You Can't See The Future Then Pray Pal, PRAY!
- Guess Who Made This Big Gut Bitch?
- Show Me This Thang Called Happay. Ahmma Gonna Git Me Some.
- They Refused To Attend Each Other's Funeral On Accounta Each Attended Their Own
- When Yer Unhappiness Causes You To Speak With Lawyers
- Get A God Who Can Influence You And Pray To That Sucker For Help
- Why Happy People Make Angry People Angrier
- Un-Close Yer Craziness
- Dude Never Wanted To Be The Fucker-up Of People
- The Food Wasn't Just A Great Comfort. It Was A Comfort One Could Hoist And Rehoist.
- Dude Was Contemplating Forcing Himself To Force Others To Join The Force
- Everyone Was Laying In Wait For Him. Laying And Laying And Laying.
- Hot Breath On A Sunburn
- And Be Go Ta Hell If They Didn't Realize That Love Could Be Made From Nothin'!
- No One Dared Peek Through The Wisdom Glasses Because History Looked Assholish
- It Was Attention Dude Was Addicted To. Just Paid Out Different Ways.
- Uh, Where Do We Put The Wasted Time?
- Ask Yer Mistakes To Come Inside Or The Beggars Will Break A Window
- Oh Ya. A Key. Dude Was Searching For A Key!
- You May Be Covered By Insurance But Insurance Is Covered By You
- Call Yerself Good Names And Follow 'Em Out
- Disaster Averted Only
- Just Him Up His Creek Of Consciousness Is All
- Dolin' Out Respect Like It Was Free
- He Only Had Two Things To Give And Bothathem Left At Home.
- This, Buhdeep A Beep Beep, Is Not A Code.
- He Spent Twenty-Five Percent Of His Time Getting In And Outa Trouble
- Those Cats Were Involved With Every Experiment If Only Through Their Bloody Fur! Grrr!
- Dude's Estimations Were Usually Off By Thirty Percent (So, Like... Forty)
- Everyone Kisses Ass But... Whose Ass, When And A Peck Or French Kissing?
- Your Matter Don't
- There Were Snatch Lines Where They Could Take You, Anytime At All.
- It Was The Earth's Position What Fucked Dude Up
- Ahm Scared To Look. Is Mah Legs Blowed Off?
- Now Say, Were'd Ya'll Git Yer Influence From?
- Dude Didn't Say Where He Was From Because His Destination Was Clear
- Trance State Equals Programming. Got Yer Program On?
- Forget About Hypnotism Because Respect Works Slick
- You Got This Thing. Got It Figured Out.
- Working Exhausted = Mistake City.
- You Can Accomplish More Than You Ever Thought Possible
- Everyone Played The Same Game But Differently
- If Push Comes To Shove Get Outa That Line
- To Get Yer Way Give Others Theirs
- Okay. It's True. I Made The Internet. STFU.
- Time Will Not Use Me. I Will Use Time.
- Be Really, Really Nice To People And They Will Try Hard Not To Shit On You
- Dude Was Bigger Than His Frustration But Not By Very Damn Much
- If Yer Happy Dappy All The Time Maybe Yer Empathy Is Low
- Brave Faces Are Alright But They Don't Always Fit
- Jesus Don't Stop Me. I'm Barely Movin'.
- The Errors! The Errors Were Speaking! My Gawd, THE ERRORS COULD TALK!
- Mistakes Know Their Job And Get To Work As Soon As They Are Made
- When You Have To Pay Attention To Things You Shouldn't Oughta.
- Crazy? She Got Driven There A Thousand Times A Day.
- Clowns Own The Circus
- "Welp," He Drawled, "I Guess That's It. That's All She Wrote For Ideas."
- It Was Only Magic The First Two Times. Then Magic Ceased To Exist.
- Time, Like Water, Can Drown Without Mercy Or It Can Float Yer Boat.
- Perfuckingsistance. Ya Ya Ya Dude Got All That...
- Is Colin Down In?
- Dude Sent Loveletters To Himself
- Every Day Was Make Believe Make
- Where To From Afraid?
- Dude Was A Shit Happener
- He Got Very, Very Good At Shredding Reality.
- Although He Didn't Like It Much, Crybaby Was His Name.
- Lessee... Earth Spins, Solar System Spins, But Me, I Don't Take A Turn.
- And Remember As Yer Hitting Them Ask "Why'd You Make Me Do This?"
- Dude Was So Full Of Shit The Options Were Gone, Some Had To Come Outa His Mouth.
- Beware The Fake Smiley Whiler
- Get Good And Fucking Sick And Tired Of Being Fucking Sick And Tired.
- Does He Let Them Yawn Or Keep The Bloody Doors Closed?
- More Afraid Than He Needs To Be
- And There Will Come A Time Where The Uh, Time Has Come.
- Welcome To RuleZone ME!
- Ima Pile On All My Accidents And Add 'Em Up Just For Fun
- Cats And Some Humans Don't Know That You Know That They Know
- Sir! Sir! I Know A Tougher Way. Well, What Is It Williams? Spit It Out!
- Hah! Any Thought Can Be Interrupted. They're Flimsy Like The Wind.
- And With The Intelligence Pack Comes A Rash Of Acne. Zat Okay With You?
- This Place, This Place Ain't What You Think. It's What They WANT You To Think.
- Dude Pulled A Movie Off The Shelf Saying Play This To Muddy The Water
- The War, They Said, Was About Ideals, Not Creative Destruction.
- Dude Was Wobbly On His Beliefs, Nudging Them Every Day.
- Cry Barry, Cry. She'll Keep Hittin Ya Till Ya Do!
- Oh Yeah. These Are OUR Bodies.
- Dude Was 58 Years Old Goddammit, He Cain't Carry That Heavy Shat No Mo'.
- Crime Is Like Cat Hair. There's An Itchiness Which Needs Stroked & After Sucked Up.
- In The Realm Of Possibilities, Man... The Possibilities, Oh, The Possibilities!
- Dude Said Shit That Never Came True. He Thought Others Did The Same.
- Guy's Shirt Said 'I Facebooked Your Mom' And Dude Just Wanted To Crack 'Im.
- Please, Oh Please, Gimme A Good Self Image. Something I Can Project.
- The Trouble With Mountaintops Is Other Mountaintops
- Buddy, They're Just Shiny Rocks.
- Seeing Outside And Being Outside Are Two Whole Separate Outsides
- If You Are The Janitor, You Should Stay In School.
- So You've Captured All This Energy, Whatcha Gonna Do With It?
- If Life Doesn't Kill You
- Dude Wanted Loneliness To Sneak Up On Him 'Cause Then He Wouldn't Be Alone
- Dude Was Dead Until He Awoke
- So This Guy Was Falling Through Space One Day
- Moar Trees! Moar Life! Moar, Moar, Moar, Moar, Moar!
- Attack? Attack Was Imminent, That's Why All The Averted Eyes.
- Of Course God Could Choose Not To Listen But If God DID, Man. Lookout!
- The Fence Looked Electrified But No One Wanted To Fry It Out
- This Man Had A Killer Intent Towards Him So Dude Left His Father's House
- Absolutely, Absolutely. Farce Must Be Met With Farce.
- They All Held Tight To The Side Of The Boat Knowing Cappy Was Off His Rocker
- If You Could Get To Hell In A Handbasket, That's Where He Was Headed.
- Really Smart Or Really Dumb Was What He Really, Really Was.
- What A Man Does At The Height Of Madness
- All The Poppies And Medals Could Not Mask The Acrid Stench Of Those Slain
- The King Said Suspect Everyone. Especially Yerself.
- She Said She Loved Us Equally But That Would Mean Twenty Percent
- Time Is It's Own Thing. How It Affects You Is Up To You.
- Explain This Love Thing
- Hard Work Is Excellent In Ever Shorter Bursts
- Naw, This Gold Ain't Buried. It's Hidden In Plain Sight.
- Not Even The Captain Set Their Course
- Mother Nature Is Bigger'n You And She Can Kill You With Her Breath
- The Big Noise Was Deafening And Earplugs Only Fifty Bucks
- Five Years MoFos!
- How To Write Drunk By Barry L. Williams
- When You Can Give Rather Than Take A Day
- For Those Born A Tween
- Hold Steady On The Bow And Think Billy, THINK!
- The Good Get To Spread On Purpose. The Bad Get A Mean 'Ol Dawg.
- Yer Gutwrench Will Appreciate Yer Unnecessary Politeness
- Dude Was Tough To See Through The Haywire
- Love Don't Keep
- Things Freeze Up Or Frees Up When They Don't Get Used Enough
- Can You Get To The Thing That Drives You Before It Gets To You?
- It Looked And Felt Like Up And Down But It Was Around & Around & Around
- Dude Was In The Habit Of Making Mistakes
- We Don't Fight The Force, We Effect One Small Spot, Said Alex The Soonta Be Great.
- Time, She Can Be Smoothed Out If Yer Willing To Pull Her Backwards
- Dude Cut Himself And Stubbed A Toe Then His Heart Attacked Him Too
- All The World's A Stage And You Pal Are A Stagehand
- The Blackmailing Continued Past That Point Where It Wasn't Called Blackmailing.
- Some Near Misses Ricochet
- Boredom Should Be Illegal But It's Not
- Mister Forrest Please! Lets Talk About Something Real!
- Oh Tragedy. It's You Again. I'll Get My Coat And Hat.
- This Nutso Had To Be Worn Off
- Yer Regular Quitter
- One Gun Aimed
- At The Edge Of Dermis
- He Was Like Touching Stuff And Making Things
- Dude Was Loose. Lucifer.
- It Was So Much Per Hug
- He Was Up There On His Pedistle Near Hangman's Noose
- And Last But Not Least, The Easter Bunny Hated Him Too.
- Different People Were Coming From The Same Damn Town!
- Then This Unreal Thing Outside Them Started Rolling Back, Back, Back.
- They Couldn't Make Him But Their Money Could
- Dude Coughed His Prayers, Hoping They Would Catch.
- Dude Just Thought About Gods And POOF! There They Were
- When There Are Rules To Play By, Some People Do.
- Enter This Place Where Every Decision Alters The Course Of Yer Life
- And Then He Made 'Em Do What They Wanted To Do
- They Didn't See The Wrecking Ball Until Its Shadow Fell Upon Them
- Ain't No Meet'ns For Assoholics
- Unpack Yer Brilliance
- As Shit Rolls Downhill, So Can You.
- God Will Get His Stuff Back
- When Water Runs Out Yer Face
- Dude's Name Was Cliff. He Was A Buffalo Trapper.
- A Lot Of His Effort Went Into Piss And Not Enough Into Vinegar
- To Those Refusing To Employ Their Pareidolia
- Yo Lazy Bastards, Meet Uncle Occam.
- Oh Yeah, They Were Pie-on-ears.
- Answer The Door... Answer The Door! Bear Bear Commanded.
- Just Because You Named A Kid Doesn't Mean They're Yours
- THIS LIFE: Where Dreams Come True.
- Ivan The Talking Cat
- When The Wall Is Upside-down The Writing Is Tough To Read
- This Year Rules. Then This Month Rules Then This Week Rules Then
- Improvements Kill
- Being More Organized Than Everyone Else Is A Special Personal Hell
- You Don't Need Me? Go Ahead And Fall Back.
- The New Way Of Fighting Looks Nothing Like Fighting
- Life Has Grow Stages And Gross Stages
- When Life Is A Party You Wanna Be The Last To Leave
- Mister Fleshburn Was A Strange Old Dude Who Liked To Be Called Dee Evil
- The Universe Reads Like An Open Book When You Decipher The Language Of Hints
- When Love Is Injected At Just The Right Spot, No Flight Or Fight Response.
- You Can
- Do Those Jobs Others Won't Do And Afterwards Eat No Sandwiches
- Imagine A Terrible Loss Of Love Then Imagine That Lost Love Found
- Kamakaze Working Nein To Nein
- He Was In The Devil's Sights Alright But Never For A Second
- Problems Are Never Infertile
- Check In On Me From A Distance
- The Cracks Are Many Lifetimes Wide
- And No Detection Of The Detectors
- You Just Never Knew With City Types
- Will You Talk If They Catch You, Will You Talk?
- Yer Full Time Hazard Assessment
- The Judges Admonished Everyone For Show Purposes Only
- Live Each Day Like Death Will Catch You 'Cause The Beggar Got Yer Scent
- Why Stop At Hitting Yer Kids? Try It On Yer Neighbors Too!
- Birds And Bees Are Good And Free. It's Their Watchers Who Are Trapped And Sick.
- Plan Like Time Is Running Out So When It Runs Out You Run With It
- Meowing Too Loud Is Tough On The Balls
- You Don't Hurt Me I Will Do That
- Number Two Is So Close...
- Work Yerself Harder Than WHO Would
- Dizzy? Still Want Ta Roundabout?
- And Don't Look At A Gift Horse's Ass
- Now Dude Knew What A Humdinger Was
- "That's A Bugger" Said Merv And The Bugger Was Right.
- Out The Way Is A Good Way To Be
- Micro Macro. Holy Macro!
- Gears And People. Same Damn Thing.
- Ain't Evil If Everyone's Doing It No?
- Dude Was Coming Ya, But On His Own Buss.
- Dude Wouldn't Fight For Saskatshewan. The Beggar Just Wouldn't Fight!
- Oh, Alive Without Rubber.
- Lawns Do Not Care About Religion. Lawns Just Want Their Cut.
- Every Dollar Sign Meant I Love You And The Dollar Signs, They Do.
- Luck Will Come When You Ride Yer Cycles
- Gimme Dat Wine What Doan Tase Good. Please Don't Make It Taste Good.
- Dude's Head Was In A Vice And Not The Clamp Kind
- Even The Heartless Can Be Attacked
- Okay If I Don't Remember. Hmm?
- Ohh You! Good Enuf For Gov't Wirk!
- What If You Could Do Whatever You Want? You Want? You Want? You Want?
- Thy Will Means You
- Let's Don't Take Down The Barrymas Tree
- Attention Was Not A Toll To Be Paid
- Lotsa Mountains Have No Sides. No Top & No Peak.
- It Sounded A Bit Too Fucking Wise To Ever, Ever Be True.
- He Said There's Money For Gas And Gas For Money
- Look Out. Look Out For Other's Point Of View.
- When Yer The Infra In Structure
- Got A Pension? Grab A Sign. The Protest March Is ON!
- Waiting To Be Read
- Throw Yerself Up And Out. Up And Out.
- Remove Your Hands! And I'll Throw Myself Out.
- It Was Only A Matter Of Time Before Time Was The Only Matter
- Trouble With Pie Is Everybody Want Some
- We Just Kept Dude Talkin' And Ooh He Said Some Crazy Shit
- Johnny, Don't You Get Used To It. Johnny Don't Get Used To It.
- Dude Knew DePlanter
- Naw You Use DisCard
- Long As I Have You To Write To I Will
- I'ma Not Comin' In But I'ma Still Need Paid
- Ven It Vas Vinter
- Whale Oil Comes From Whales
- Why Now?
- Don't Sell Yer Life By The Hour. Charge By Production And Gain For Them Playin'.
- Just In Case No One Reads This, He Paused For Thought As He Wrote...
- He Just Walked Like He Had A Stick Up His Ass. There Was No Stick Up His Ass.
- It Was His Own Story He Was Screwing Up
- Dude Wanted To Talk Just Not Out Loud
- Altruism Wanted Dude Bad
- Love Is A Heavy Load That Few Can Carry With Ease
- Comeuppance? Hell, It Was Icing On His Cake.
- You Bet There's A Record Of You. Will It Play Or Will It Skip?
- If The Numbers Change Will You?
- Yes, The Wizard Of Oz Is Real And He. Is. You.
- Yer Big Deal Is Yer Big Deal
- When Bettin' On Bad Works Out
- Mind Reception Falls Off In Some Areas
- Yer Liver Wonders About You. How Do You Feel About Yer Liver?
- Let's Call It The Brain - Body Agreement With Neither Partner Being Silent.
- Father, Father. I Don't Miss You. You Ain't Never Left Me.
- Yer Third Man Is A God
- What If Them Aren't Clouds Yer Head Is In?
- Find A Creative Way To Say Yer Sorry
- When One Must Live With Their Own Shit, Shit Requires More Thought.
- A Lotta Poison Came To The Surface But Not Where It Could Be Got To
- Incredibly Fucking Stupid Lives Right Beside Fucking Smart
- Like A Rock Can Skip Over Water At Speed, We Move Through Universes.
- Dude Yelled Hard Into Cyberspace And No One Hollered Back
- Yes It's Okay To Beat Yourself Up As Long As You're A Self Healer
- Intelligence Is Readily Available To Those Who Think It Is
- "IS" Exists On The Work Side Of "COULD BE"
- Pretend You Know What The Problem Might Be And Act Pretender, Act.
- Imagining People Are On Yer Wavelength Don't Mean They're On Yer Wavelength
- One Proactive Person Can Fuck The Whole Thing Up
- Pain Must Become A Close Friend For Whom You Will Not Answer The Door
- A Little Scared Is Natural When One Looks On Down The Mountain
- He Kept Biting And Biting Until Nearly Every Nut Was Gone
- He Was In Solitary Confinement In The Same Prison Where He Was Warden
- He Had This Thing Called Nothing Going For Him
- Dad And The Curling Iceberg William Zez
- When Kids Say Watch! They're Asking For Expectation.
- Unlimited Love? Uh-uh. There's A Limit.
- He'd Be Missed By Those Who Hit Him Once He Left
- I Can Judge No One. Including Meself.
- Love Needs You To...
- People Knew The Ants Killed Each Other And The Lord Knew The Same Of Them
- Let's Celebrate Barrymas, Baby!
- To Get Real Good At Reputation Juggling You Gotta Take The Beggars Out
- Short In The Count And Wrong In The Count Is A Historical Differentiation
- The End Is As Near As The Edge Of A Ball But Still There Is A Bottom
- Relationships Are Founded On The Resources Each Can Muster
- Locking Horns With Human Beans Several Universes Away
- They Stood There At The Five Thousand Gate. Waiting, Watering, Waitering.
- Jesus Whistled
- Enter The Carnival Of Work
- Git Yer Carnival On!
- You Might Stop Me. I Won't.
- Yes, Love Pools. And Love Sucking Hogs Suck 'Em Up.
- Okay, Let's See... That's One Fairly Long Life On The "If Only" Plan.
- Y'Hear That Filthy Music Through Yonder Dirty Winder?
- Yer Big Ass Sittin' Is Killin' Ya
- Under New Manglement: Cybernation
- Pull On Up To The Crazy Table. There's Lots Of Chairs For Everybody.
- Bee Ah Bad Thing Gasket
- Remember How Life First Was 'Cause It'll Never Be The Same Again
- Skin Cream Don't Hamper Craziness
- Sun-Rest. Heart Attack-Mon. Fri-5 PM Pub. Sat-Sports Telly Lawn. Ahh.
- Space And Time Are Warped By The Size And Length Of Yer Problem
- Now Look At What You've Done. Now Look At My Doings. Notice Any Difference?
- Get One Idea Then Two. Rub Two Ideas Rightway Together & Pally, You Whoo Hoo!
- You Can't Walk A Mile In Someone's Shoes 'Cause They Don't Walk That Way
- If You Ain't A Gettin' No Milk, Why You A Hangin' On?
- Choose Yer Bosses Carefully
- Even War Must Be Kept Interesting Or Nobody Wants To Play
- Dreams Can Come True Like Nightmares Do
- Put Yer Back Into Yer Work But Leave Room To Take It Back Out
- It's Got To Be The Hardest Now
- Why Won't You Help Me Comrade?
- Oh, Weird In A Non Fucking Way? Let'im In.
- Sir. Movies Are Made From Life's Imagination.
- HELP! I'm Being Held On Earth By Humans!
- I Wanna Be The El In Elvis
- I Know Yer Experimenting On Me
- This Cat's Jumpin' Through A Hoop
- This Eatin' You Makin' You Fat
- Don't Act Different And Flaunt It
- Son-Of-A-Beggar Needed His Pa Cut Off
- The Boss Said "Get Busy!" And Dude Could Not Find Him.
- That G-Note Helped Somebody
- How Many Deeshes Before You Eat Wit Hans?
- Dude's Wife Was His Wings, He Was The Engine, And She Was A Hurricane.
- People As Fences
- Dadda NEBER Bootfik Me Lak Dat Afore! Iss A Lesson He Wanta Learn Mah!
- Dude's Patience Was Too Thin For Ivan
- So Some Needed To Change And Other Stuff Stayed The Same
- Drink Lemon Juice For Ten Days And Live In A New Universe
- Leavin' On Foot
- Then Six Billion People Stepped Into The Arena
- Dude Was Capital Bee With An Oring
- People Care Much About You Until Their Head Is Turned. And Heads Turn.
- When They Don't Get Their Piece Of Varse
- There's Love Fuckin' And Fuckin' Love And No, They Ain't The Same.
- Nothing To Complain About
- Walk The Line That Leads Through Multiple Universes
- The Gods Will Fight It Out
- Lie To Yer Chillun. They Love Being Lied To.
- Santa, Jesus And The Easter Bunny Know Truth Is A Fluid Thing
- You Foxy Foxy Fox Fox You
- This Earth That Wasn't There
- Yes They Wasted Energy. That's What All Those Machines Were About!
- Yer Wisdom Reeks Of The Sweet Life
- Be Careful When You Finally Do What You Can Do
- To Make A Bible
- Yes, I Might Be Wasting My Time
- Not This Better
- You Say Yer Normal Buddy But Ya Got No Proof
- When Shit's Up To Yer Knees You Need A Hand Out
- If We Just Stop Wrapping Gifts
- Upon Crawlin' Into Our Candle-lit Hay Fort, Mama 'Bout Loss Her Mind!
- Vote With Yer Value, Yer Love And Yer Feet.
- If He Was Bound To This Location Now, Tomorrow They'd Be Calling Him Drowned.
- If Dude Was In A Hole In The Desert, This Lemon Drink Wouldn't Be Shit.
- Cat's Don't Connect Brooms To Handles And Humans Ain't Responsible
- A Woman Leaned Against The Restaurant Glass. A Woman Who Was Smoking.
- My God It's JUST ME!
- Feel That Scariness, That Hint Of Impending Doom? Ats What Ahm Talkin' Bout!
- One Man, Two Horses And An Empty Wagon.
- Pillosophers Are Real
- Yer Body's Eviction Notice
- You Steppin' Into The Lion's Den? You Bettah Step In Like A Lion Den.
- 'Twas At The Tip Of That Unwieldy Sword They Found Jesus
- Through His Broken Foot Dude Could Hear Her Waiting For Him
- Welcome To Scoundrel Talk With Your Host, Barry Willams.
- Yer Past, Present and Future Is A Trough And You Pally Are A Crest
- Then Ivan Wanted To Screw Sadie And That Made Momma Mad!
- Luke! Yer Mistakes!
- How To Tell The Future
- We Don't Got Much Class
- Prepare Yer Balls To Be Kicked
- You Hurt No One Plus Yerself
- Who Da Fuck Dis "Professional?"
- The Obvious Shall Never Come Between Us
- Maybe Intersex Will Work
- Her And I Had An Equal Relationship. Hers Equaled Ten Percent Mine Ninety.
- There's A Sideways To Parallel Universes
- Why Fight Crazily For A Bird Then Let It Go? Thought Dude's Disgruntled Cat.
- Wanna Get Ignent? Get Ignent Onya?!
- Yer Not To Waste Time. Yours Or Anyone Else's.
- Many Times He Called Her Up
- The Bad Person Manufacturing Plant
- These Things What Went Sideways
- Because Honesty Is Painful
- Fighting To Stay Together
- Ima Make Myself So Scared That You All Can't Scare Me
- My Body Is My Partner Whom I Shall Love
- When Dude Was A Tree
- The World Has A Solution For Us
- Yeah, I Writes For The Simple Man On Account Of Uncle Occam Saying To.
- Once You Get Yer Own God
- They Threw Eggs Instead Of Bullets. Eggs Start Shit Where Bullets End It.
- Fuck All Conditions Not Conducive To Our Existence
- One Cop. One Good Cop Could Change The World...
- Dude Got Drunk And Talked To Cats
- Nope. I Don't Think That Wave's A Movin'.
- The Police Union's Last Dues
- Loose Lips Sink Sheeps
- Boats Without Bilge Pumps Slowly Sink
- Dude Was Like BOOM! I Got Shit On Ya!
- An Upset Now Would Make Dude Right Side Up
- It Was A Sad Day In Hell When The Devil Started Missin' Daze
- He Spoke A Weird Language Of Hand Signals On A No Sound Flat Key Flute
- If You Live Real Close To Insane, Yer Mouse Can Drive You There.
- Catching Shit From The Side
- Naw, Grief Dude Had Lots Of. It Was That Other Thing He Wanted.
- There Was No Sense Trying To Run Away Cause He Was Already Running Away.
- Once Dude Got All His Privacy, He Didn't Want No More.
- Anyone Listening Knows. I Tried To Do Right.
- Find A Way, Any Way, To Squeeze Your Life Out Of Your Story.
- No Need To Be Rudely Rich. Rude Is Quite Enough.
- Signs Don't Work. People Do.
- Time Is On Yer Side Like Gravity Is On It's Feet
- Tap. Tap. Tap. Yer Attention Please.
- And Every Time They Offered A Job He'd Ask: "Can I Drink While Doing That?"
- Snot Crazy
- Yer PenPal Is Dead
- The Umbilical Cord She Stretch Soo Far
- You Guys Who Try To Wear Me Down
- Before Me Now
- There's A Reason Happy Should Be Spread
- Everything Sorry
- Once You Are Futt
- When Yer An AssWhole
- The Tide Comes In, The Tide Goes Out. The Tide, It Comes And Goes.
- Even Yer Best Friend Climbing Yer Frame Can Scratch The Shit Outa You
- Once Yer Dentures Have Been In The Toilet, Everything Tastes A Little Off.
- Don't Wait To Get Old. Get Old To Better Wait.
- Think About What Yer Gonna Do Because Yer Gonna Be Doing Something
- Sir Indefatigable Jack The Ass Kisser
- And If The Old Soldiers Get Outa Hand, The Young Soldiers Will Reign 'Em In.
- Bad Shit Happens To Good People. And Bad People Hate Good Shit Wink Wink.
- Then Things Got Bad. Then Even Worse. Then Not Too Bad Then Good.
- Yer Not As Smart You Think You Are. Yer Not As Smart As You Think You Are. Yer...
- Heaven Wrecked
- Size Big Boy
- And Every Time Dude Opened His Mouth, Shit Came A Flyin' Out.
- Flaunted Wealth Haunts
- The Very Same Voice What Nags You Can Also Kiss Yer Boo Boo
- If Every Attempt At Improvement Led To Improvement
- Constraint Theory Illuminates Kicked Cans Path
- Trust, Like A House, Is Built Over Time But The Suckers Burn Down Fast.
- Yer Good And Bad Anxiety
- Dude Was Even Mediocre At Being Mediocre
- When Dude Was In Amway It Wasn't A Cult
- Dude Saw The Shadow Of A Monstrosity Lying In Wait For Him
- Slow And Steady Don't Win The Race But What If This Ain't A Race?
- You Can Bet There's Trouble When The Gamblers Stop Gambling
- You Can Do What You Want If People Want You To
- Turn Yerself In Or Turn Yerself Out But Turn Baby Turn!
- Find A Hole And Fill It Until Yer Fillin' Holes With Holes
- Whatever Picture Yer Looking At Is The One Yer Currently In
- Some Of What Dude Said Was Bullshit. But What? Which Part Was It?
- Feeding Yer Cat A Wee Bita Food Equals Wee Cat Shitty Shit Shits
- Dude Couldn't Pull The Trigger, No. But He Still Pointed The Peesto.
- Just A Tad More Panic
- Dude's Bro Says I'll Go First As Dude Sticks Out His Foot
- When Scared Ain't Parta Yer Plan
- Psst! Psst! When He Says Psst! Don't Look.
- You Got A Piece 'O Me On Yer Shoe. Don't You See?
- He Was A Brain Builder Hooked On Stare Oids
- Even Though It's Easy You Still Take It, Right?
- Yain't Doin' Pizza At Tony's. Pass Five.
- Meet Youse In Blahsit Land
- Once Dude Got Out The Alcohol Plant
- Learn To Second Guess Yerself And Do The Old That's Bad That's Good
- Like Randy Glowach Did
- If You Can't Find Yer Place It's Many
- Look To Yer Right. Luke Two Yer Wrong. Hugo There In The Middle.
- There IS A Corral. You ARE In It.
- There Is A Hundred Flavors Of Vanilla To Be Had. Which One Do You Want?
- Sad When A Person Falls From The Ferris Wheel & They Use It To Sell The Circus
- Oh Yeah? Said Dude. I'll Change The Internet! He Rolls Up His Tongue To Type.
- Dude Would Do Whatever Moved Him. If It Was A Bowel, Then Roger That.
- Click. Click. Clickity Click Click. There's More Than One Click To This Game.
- It's Just Eighty Percent. Eighty Percent. Shit's Deep But Only Eighty Percent.
- YEE HAW! It's The Theory Of Expectation What Is King!
- Things Would Be Different If You Weren't Standing There
- Worrying Is A Great Pastime If You Don't Get All Upset About It
- Dying To Get Into Wikipedia
- One Noid Dude Could Handle But A Pair Of Them? Nope.
- Terror As An Unshakable Illness
- If You've Only The Dee and Most Of The En, Yer Still Missing The Entire Aye.
- Hurry! Finish Yer Mark Before High Tide Whisks It Away.
- With His Hand Secretly Burnt To A Crisp, They Forced Him To Fire A Machine Gun.
- When You Got Two Shoulders And The Same Guy On Both
- Then Dude Groked That Many He Passed Were Dying Senseless Wasteful Deaths
- And From Here The Salmon Are Fed Straight Into The Large Piranha Tank
- When Your Everything Has Gone For Shit Others Everything Better Not
- Dust Will Fly
- Time, Once He Considered It, Went Fast Man. Really Damn Fast!
- Your Job? Make Heaven Seem Worse Than Life.
- Dude Could Fit Two Feet, Two Legs And An Entire Arse Comfortably Into His Mouth.
- Say Those Words Which Will Improve Yer Life. "That's Bullshit Pal, That's Bullshit."
- It Was Worse Than Dude Thought At The Enda Time. His CouldaBin Life Flashed By.
- She Scratched Suicide Out & Put Life In Its Place. It Was A Life Note She Had Written.
- Today At Two O'clock Yer Dead And If Ain't Two Maybe It's Three
- Those Who Celebrate Birthdays Have One, Those Who Don't Get The Rest.
- For Certain One Can Disagree But Not Here And Now Alright?
- Head Down, Arse Up And Don't Look At THE MAN.
- As More Comes Out, More Comes Out.
- Ats Vhy Da Viskers Dude Said
- How Does An Inferiority Complex Break So Many Bloody Windshields?
- Dude's Father Really Hated Guys Just Like Him
- Dude Was Playing A Game With Himself
- Oh Yes, He's The Great Promoter. Promoting Whomever In Sight.
- What's Yer Repetition, Repetition, Repetition?
- Just Ignore The Screaming. What'd Ya Say? Said Just Ignore The Screaming, Okay?
- At The End There's A Weight Test For How Much Love You Manufactured
- And Yer Self Disciplined Are Most At Risk
- Fake Security Is Worse Than None At All
- That's Good That's Bad That Is
- Dude Was Acting Different Because His Self Image Was Different
- Ponder Yonder
- The Earth Is More Alive Than Humans On Accounta Humans Can Choose To Die
- Yes Gods Have A God And That God Only Works Daze
- Now Show Dadda Yer Happy Face
- When Withholding Niceness Becomes A Habit
- Be Careful Yer Living In Someone Else's Country
- Pretending You Know What's Going On Is Yer Head In A Lion's Mouth
- When The Po-Po Give The Bad Guys A Good Name
- Reality Appears To Be Nothing Like Reality Appears To Be
- It Ain't Whose Screwing You That Counts, Its When? How Many? How Fast?
- In The Longrun There Isn't One
- Eighty Percent Of Fuck All Is Pretty Much Still Fuck All
- Upon Reading Them Loud And Clearzies
- Wave To Yer Boogieman So The Beggar Don't Sneak Up On You
- Can't Yer Firearm And Yerself Both Be Loaded
- Remember, Drama Wants An Upside.
- Yer Data, My Friend, Is Blowing In The Wind. Yer Data Is Blowing In The Wind...
- Elvis Was Never In The Building
- Your Life Is An Act And Yer On In Ten Minutes
- Yer First Bonus Is A Bonus
- She Acted Like His Owner And He Like A Gone Bad Slave
- Hang Yer Ointment Out To The Breeze And See If A Fly Ain't In It
- Crawl If You Have To In The Right Direction But Crawl Buddy. Get Crawlin'!
- Of The World Was Just Like Kansas. All Of 'Em Had An Accent.
- Bite Pain's Back Before Pain Bites You
- Bad Old Evil All Over This Part And A Good Shiny Side On The Other
- Club What?
- Don't Hang Yer Hat On What Others Think Unless There's A Spot To Hang Yer Head
- Dancing With Shit And Struggling With Shit Appears At First To Be The Same
- He Was Off His Rocker Talker
- Dad Ain't Dead He's Rat Here
- Hey Mister, Gimme Something To Change. I Don't Want No Spare.
- Yer Mind Will Go Fast Even If You Don't Want To
- Dude Woke up To Screaming "Turn That Off!" So He Turned The Alarm Clock Off.
- You Don't Know Ten Minutes
- Dude Was Not A Braggart But Sheesh. Four Thousand MoFo Fables!
- There Is A Sweet Smell To Death But It Don't Last Long
- When The Zoo Changes, The Animals Must Change & The Zoo, She Isa Changin'.
- One Cat Said "Pretend You Don't Hear" And They Both Pretended To Not Hear.
- Anyone Attempting To Unslave Humans From Animals Is In For A Hellova Fight
- The Prize For Coming In First In Life Is Right To The Back Of The Line
- The Son-of-a-pupster Wasn't Always Right But He Was Always Right There
- Ex-En-Why, Five-Five-Six. Is Anybody Out There?
- The Silent Treatment Is Only Good For Those Outside Yer Noggin
- Yes He Pulled Ideas Outa His Arse And That's Why Some Of Them Stank
- Love Will, But Don't You Make It, Take A Back Seat.
- The Sky IS Falling But So's Everything Else
- Are Your Pulling Your Weight Out Of Thin Air?
- Some Are Root And Some Are Fruit But Everyone Was A Plant
- How To Know If Yer A Plant
- A Lot Of What's Real Is Pretend
- Uh, Pretending IS Real.
- If Dude Wasn't On This Iron Lung
- If They Wouldn't Use Their Experience, Dude Would.
- People Don't Have Ideas. Ideas Have People.
- Go With Me On This: Idea Whore.
- The God Of Luck Is A Mean Old God
- Photos Were Okay Alright But No Statues Please, No Statues.
- The World Deserves Yer Best, Now Give It!
- A Single Step In The Right Direction Beats Ten Big Wrong Way Steps
- Determine People Patterns And Predict Yer Future
- Deep Lying Needs A Periscope
- And Just Beyond Yer Pounding Heartbeat Pounds The Heartbeat Of The World
- Son-Of-A-Pupster Had Been Called Many Things. Smart Not Being Among Them.
- Shit On Chance Once And It Takes A While To Return
- Welcome To Yer Canvass. Paint Around The Rips And Broken Frame.
- Silence Ain't Golden It's Clean
- The Wind Blowing Humans Down Comes From Above
- No One In Their Right Mind Wants The Devil Dead
- ToDay. Yer Most Special Day.
- Celebration Is Unlimited So Spill As Much As Often As You Want
- It's Hard To Think About These Things Which Must Be Thought About
- Shit Will Turn Around If You Let It
- Forty-One From Four Thousand So Please Pally Get Out Your Way
- Yer Paying For A Babysitter So Why Not Get Baby Sat?
- It Was Dude Against The World And The World Of Course Was Winning
- Problems Viewed From Their Backside Aren't Huge Like They Are From The Front
- Complaining Will Get You Two Things. They Both Start With Black Guys.
- If You've Got A Better Plan Say It. If Not, Keep Yer Bitter Hole Shat.
- Thinking Yer Smart And Acting Smart Are Definitely Not Being Smart
- It's Just A Bake Sail
- Nothing Is The Way It Seems. It Has Seams, Pally! Everywhere There Are Seams!
- This Wasn't God, It Was Her Representative. At Least, That's What Dude Said...
- No, He Didn't Have To Talk That Way But He Did So Please, Fuck Off.
- Throwing Things, Not To Hit People But Mayhaps Even Win Shit.
- Dude Was Gonna Pull It Five Thousand Times Or At Least Until He Got Good
- Danger Signs MUST Be Passed To Get Where The Good Party's At
- Dude Wasn't On SpaceBook, This Was Him Right Fucking Here.
- When You Forget Who's In The Driver's Seat
- Gimme That Bag With The Altered State
- Those Insulated From Jack Shit Know Bugger All About Jack Shit
- Encourage Humans Who Love Humans To Love Humans Even More
- A FuckTard Is Something Useful Dude Thought
- Dude Knew He Was Not Himself Today And He Knew This Person He Wasn't
- When It Says Times Up, It's This Time Up, Not The Time That This Time Rests On.
- Caves And Condos Have One Way Out
- When Pretend Nice Actually Catches
- And Right There On The Edge Of Heaven Was A Moat Filled With Alley Gators
- And If You Can Drive With A Blindfold On, The Cops, They Won't Arrest You.
- Hurts Like A Bitch And Hurts Like Fuck Are Two Totally Different Hurts
- If God Is Counting Lives Saved
- Cats Are From An Overlapping Dimension.
- Away From Yerself Evaps Yer Memory Of Yerself
- Yer Higher Clickrate People
- A Fuck. Dude Gave It.
- Micro Meet Macro
- And Once You Start Telling Your Story You'll Listen More And More
- To Change Shit When Shit Needs Changing. Now Yer Talking Heaven.
- Dude Didn't Like Himself And Still Refused To Be Anyone Else
- The Wildlife Knew That Dude Knew Wildlife
- There Can Never Be Enough Of Those Sugar Crisps
- Tunes Get Stuck In Heads. Music Genres Get Stuck In Heads. Religion...
- And See Those Big Rocks Dead Ahead? Those, We Go Around.
- Dude Was Happy To Note That Crazy As Fuck Was Still The Accepted Norm
- Lord, How I Worries 'Bout You. Course, I Worries 'Bout Me Too.
- The Nasty Habit Of Eating Shit
- The Paradigm Shift Waltz
- There Were A Lot Of Lines To Be Read Between Blocked With Legalese And All
- "I'm Yer New Boss," Big Buddy Said. "Now You Listen To Me."
- This Brings Out The Beast In Me
- When Yer Body Wants To Do Shit, Do It!
- This Story Was Written By Me, Barry Williams and Me, Barry L. Williams.
- People Trapped By Kindness Keep Being Trapped By Meanness
- Dude Made The Noise Cat And Cat Made The Noise Nope
- You Cannot Steal Love But You Can Steel Love
- Everyone Knows Their Name Even If You Don't
- Sure She Rolled Her Eyes Up In Her Head But Nowhere's Where She Went
- Freedom Lay Across "The Shoe Drops Here" Road
- The Needle Point Hardly Resembles The Track Or Dress It's About To Make
- Becausa The Goddamned Allodoxaphobia Dude Didn't Let Him Have It
- What He Said Might Be True But GivesAFuck Had Already Gone
- Total Honesty Is Stunning. Who Really Wants To Be Stunned?
- Hands Up - Who Don't Hear The UnderMining?
- Slippery Altruism Whispers "Do It, Do It!" Like A Wet Willy In Each Ear.
- Don't Get Angry At The Things That Are Missing
- Everyone Can't Have Hangers On When You Have More Than Yer Share
- You Want Yer Attention All At Once Or Spread Over Too Damn Few Years?
- Get Sharp. Sharp As Hell. Then Throw YourSelf Into Something.
- It Was Look Here And Look There. They Wanted Every Head Turned.
- Life Is A Choice. Or Not. You Choose.
- The Day The Plant World Voted
- The Scoundrels Run And Jump And Play Yet Seldom Do They Pay
- Dude's Wife Looked Pretty Fat
- She Preferred Her Red Wine In A Coffee Cup. Don't Dare Mix It Up.
- Recall The Daze Of The Weak
- Soon Every Human Doing Was Fooled, Right Out Of Their Being.
- People Shit. Now What You Gonna Do About It?
- Enough People Have Died For Mount Everest
- Humility, Humility. Please Pile Into My Backpack.
- If Someone Is Sitting In Yer Seat, You Move, There's A Pile Of Not Here Seats.
- The Future, Dude Saw It Writ Large, Large, Large, On Little Beggar's Faces.
- Funerals? Hey Sorry, Everybody Comes. Birthdays? Sorry, No Presence.
- If Yer Head Is Up It's A Target
- Love Is The Un-Automatic Transmission Of Hurt Not Into Hate
- If You Can Make Bad Good, There Are No More Good Or Bad Daze.
- Marc Emery Just Got His Degree: Straight From Mandela University
- The Tipping Point Of Politics
- With This Anonymous Mask You Too, Can Become The Biggest Asshole.
- When Dirty Tricks Become The Norm
- Some Adults See Other Adults As Children To Be Taken Care Of
- HUGE Financial Tools Whooshed Through The Air And NoBody Saw It All.
- And Once Dis Turd Eye Open Up, Look Out Boy, Look Out.
- SomeOne Runs This Shitty Ya?
- To Altered Minds, Mind Altering Drugsters Are Stupid.
- Make Time Or Time Will Make You Make Time
- When Admirerers Become Real
- Dude Withheld His Opinion, Out Of Polite Contempt For His Host.
- Dude Went Around Reading Shit Into Things. Shit That Was Not There.
- When Memory Leaves Time But Not Space
- You Fool. Yourself.
- No One Could Clear A Room Like Alfred Riz
- Cart'emAround. Cart'emAround. They Were Going To Cart'emAround!
- No One Noticed But They Were Watching. Those Beggars Watched Everything.
- Somewhere A Tree Is Falling And, Part Of You Is Under It.
- Gimme Six Fake Beers And Three Bunk Bonita Bangers
- Constraint Theory. Nobody Moves, Nobody Gets Hurt.
- Cut Yer Work In Half By Changing Nothing At All But One Damn Thing
- Yes There Was Treatment For Addicted To Pot But Kraft Dinner Was Another Story
- Some Make Loot Off The Rights Of People And Some Make It Right Off The People
- Which Is Worse? A Sane Person Acting Crazy Or A Crazy Person Acting Sane?
- When The Past Won't Do
- The New Churches Will Give You Stuff For Money
- Every Country Has A Crossing Their Line Charge
- Persons Make Clothing Then Clothing Makes Persons
- People Will Love You For Money And Even Money You For Love
- He Was A Demoted Promoter. The Very Worst Kind.
- Coming "To"
- And When No One Says Anything For Fifteen Seconds, You Say What U Want.
- The End Of Absolute
- Okay. Yeah. Dude Looked At Himself. Just Over And Over In Print.
- Dude Always Wanted The Best Man To Win But The Best Man He Wouldn't Play
- Ideas Have A Mind Of Their Own
- Not Guilty Yer Honor Yer Honor Yer Honor. Not Guilty Yer Honor Just Stupid Is All.
- What If The Battle For Everyone's Mind Is Happening IN Their Mind?
- Yer A Fool If You Don't Feel Shit Piling Up
- Oh, The Emotional Bank Account You Bouncin' Check MoFo!
- Love Scratches And Some Love Scratches Hurt
- Before Envy And Jealousy Were Invented Coffins Were Plain And Simple
- Mountains Are Good But On The Level Is Where We Live
- "Yes, Its Tick Talking, Is Barry There?"
- Life Must Only Be Given
- Don't Wanna Go Too Far? Remember Who You Are. Parta The Human Star.
- Give Yerself A Place To Store Love Cause As It Empties You'll Be Sucked In
- Ahm Not Gonna Lie To Ya. I Didn't Do It.
- This Love And Hate We Create From Nothing Affects Everything In Its Path
- A Certain Amount Of Pain Needs Ignoring Even If It Comes From You
- Good Alcoholics Know
- Too Many People On The Paid For Nuthin' Plan And Nuthin' Is What People Get Paid
- Unconditional Is A Condition
- If You Will Clean Up Their Shit, Pets And Humans Will Give You Love.
- Life Has A Clear Purpose. It Wants To Grow Some Mo'.
- Paranoia Cannot Be Controlled. Only, Like The Sun, Directed.
- Mama Gonna Let You Break That Window If You Got Yerself A Real Good Reason
- Okay, Fine. Shits Not Real. Now What We Gonna Play?
- Anyone Could Write Better Than Dude But Uh, They Didn't, Did They...
- From Wild Weeds To Wild Kidlings, Attention Is A Must.
- We Are Our Own Children And You Don't Hate Kids
- They Valued The Children So Damn Much They Built Roads Around Every School
- Asses To Ashes. Ashes To Asses. Shit Is Suspended In The Wash.
- Who Is Going To Be Your Daddy? The Lawn? The Loot? The Boot'n Scoot?
- The Time To Be Afraid Has Passed. Sorry Pal. You Missed It.
- To Draw A Line Where There Isn't One
- A Little Life Was All Dude Wanted. Just A Little Life Is All.
- Certainly He Added Up To Zero. But It Was A Big, Fat, Zero.
- The King Did It. The Queen Did It. Soon Everyone Was Pooping Indoors.
- He Got Away. Got Away. Straight Into A Bottle. But Yeah, He Got Away.
- And If You Get There Before The Money Gets There Just Wait. Yeah. Wait...
- Stop Saying Yer Sorry And Act Like You Are
- The Earth. The Earth Comes Outa Itself And We Must Too.
- With Huge Stalk Snappers All Over Its Bottom. It Was Awesome Dee Dawsom!
- LySergic acid Diethylamide Didn't Affect Dude
- Trying Hard Means A Lotta Mistakes Some Of Which Will Be Big
- Own Up To More Than Just Yerself
- Dude Was A Beneficent God, Just Destroying Things In His Path.
- Murphies Law Has A High Gear
- There Was A Hand Full Of Mind Change In Everything!
- And He'd Strap On To That Lawnmower And Fly Away
- Plants Want In. Animals Want In. Water Wants In. You Come Too.
- Don't Fool Yerself, Fool Yerself. Let Other People Do It.
- If You Are Not A Tool You Will Be Surrounded By Them
- Admit Mistakes Early And Often. Too Often Tho' & You'll Be Gone Early.
- I'm Saying To You Not Sane To You
- Look Away, Look Away One Step Or Two And We'll See The Real You.
- People Must Help. Find Ways To Let Them Help, But Don't Go Looking For It.
- His Eyes Said Why'ont You Curb That Shit But His Lips. Stayed. Closed.
- No Need To Fear Death, It Doesn't Even Care Yer Coming.
- People Got Limited Room In Their Life. You Will Be Squeezed Out.
- Asked To Leave Once. Told To Leave Once. Turd Time Done Wit Askin'.
- When Peep-Oh Get Hurt Bad By Peep-Oh
- Clothes And Closed Minds Don't Know They've Been Washed
- You Make Mistakes. Try And Describe One Without Screwing It Up.
- Yes Yer Unique But How, How, How?
- Sometimes Even When Not Resisting They Yell Don't Resist! Don't Resist! Don't Resist!
- Time Warps, Space Warps, Yer Warped.
- Every Book With Only One Meaning Dude Threw In The Fire
- When The Turd You'd Like To Keep Away Sneaks Rat In Under Yer Nose
- Yes To Moving Chairs On A Sinking Deck But Whata Deck, Whata Deck, Whata Deck!
- Sanity Is A Stretchy Cord Made Up Of Easily Snapped Elastics
- Funny How Near Death Experiences Are Quickly Almost Forgotten
- The Greater The Pain The Shorter The Term
- Lotsa People Suffer From Their Cures For Post Traumatic Stress Disorder
- An Entire Universe Exists Out There On The Other Side Of Your Skull
- It's You Against Homeostasis Pal And Homeo's Got You Pinned
- Someone Will No Doubt Try To Kill You. Be On The Lookout For Whom.
- It's Not Bout Selling Equipment, Gas or Bug Spray. Who Don't Want A Fine Trim Lawn?
- Before You Have Kids Get A Cat. They Don't Listen & They Shit, Shit, Shit.
- Dude Tried To Save His Daughter's Life But She Saw Him As A Drowning Man
- Wh-Why Is This Pumpkin All Sliced Up? My Gawd Barry... What've You Done?!
- When You Don't Hit Yer Kids But They Hit Theirs
- Money Is An Idea Not A Thing
- Babies Need Changing. Clothes Need Changing. Minds Need Changing.
- Once You Learn The Human Language No Speaking Is Required
- There Ain't Enough Thinking To Go Around
- In Hell Everything Goes Exactly To Plan
- Ricocheting Made Easy
- On God's Birthday
- There Is No Being Different If Everyone Around You Is The Same
- OH MY GAWD... There's An Anchor!! An Anchor! Sailors... An Anchor!!
- Wait For People To Make You Happy But How Long, Pally How Long?
- You Like Who You Like. Who They Like Don't Count As Much.
- Call On Trust. Call It Everywhere. Call Out Trust Out There, Out There.
- Outstanding Is Good And Good Is Bad So If Things Are Good At's Bad
- All Hail To Complacency, Complacency! We See You There YOU BASTARD!
- And The Opposite Of Claustrophobia Is...? Anyone...? Anyone At All...
- This Wasn't The First Time Dude Had Missed His Numbers Bigtime
- And Soldier Lemme See Yer Own Peace Of Gawd
- What Can I Do? What Can I Do? Always, Always, What Can I Do?
- Either You Get In The Way Of Ideas Or Ideas Will Get In The Way Of You
- You Think We're In Trouble But, "In" Ain't The Way To See Trouble.
- Dude Wanted High Kicking Heels 'N Flips On A Beast Not Wanting To Get Rid
- There Is A Growl In Everyone. That Growl That Wants ALL LIFE YER WAY.
- There Are No Bad Idea Screens
- Pressure In Pressure Out
- I Am Depressed But Not As Much As Me
- There's No More Advertising Because Its All Advertising
- Iss Ain't Make Believe. This Is Yer Real Shit Imagined Hard.
- Yeah, I'm Not Coming. That's My Vote.
- Me And The Awesome Norval Orriss
- Dogs That Get Released Get Released Get Released.
- No One Really Wanted To Throw Up But Some Do, Some Do, Some Do.
- Run Time, Run Time, Run Time. Gimme Some O Dat Bad 'Ol Run Time.
- You Keep Pretending That You Like Me But Theres No Lips On Cock Evidence
- Hubris. Easy To Say, Hard To Do Well.
- One Of Us
- You Don't Ask Me How I Feel And That Makes Me Feel Worse
- Some People Have Been So Terribly Wronged They Always Have To Be Right
- When Money Gets Gone It Drags Stretchy Love With It
- When Love Runs Low Grandma Squeezes More Out
- May You Have The Smarts Of The Brilliant, Where Every Good Idea Goes Bad.
- When Corporate Types Walk You Out Its You Out They Want Not A Walk
- Take Another Look At Yer Friends To See If They Ain't Someone Else's Friends
- Pity The Man Who Has No Clue That He Genuinely Should Be Pitied
- That Great Big Body Refused To Move Until The Little Voice Said Move
- Way On Up To Zero
- Dude Was Concerned That His Discomfort Overrode Concern
- All Up And No Down? Fake Up.
- Catching Up With Jack Shit
- Yeah, There Was A Signal All Right But The Tapping Made No Sense.
- Crazy Is As Crazy Do
- ALWAYS Insert A Trap Door
- Children Drive Parents, The Little Dragon Drives Too. You All Know Who.
- If Dude Says No Then No. It's No. Shit Is Not Real.
- You Know The Difference. Know It. Know It!
- Weesker, Weesker. Who Need Some Weesker?
- Natural Predators Are Good To Know
- Human Being Versus Human Adjusting
- Language And Its Three Zillion Meanings
- I Trapped In This Base-ent. Pleeze No More Fortune Kookie!
- Please Change Your Mind Aforen We Hafta Change It Forya
- Make Yer Bed A Comfy Bed So You Don't Lay Awake Too Long
- This Stank, This Invisible Shield.
- There Was No Time To Think About It. Let's DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!
- To Get Ahead Use Yer Own
- Loving People Who Don't Love You Back Is Still Love. Still Love. Still Love.
- The Shape Of Mind Is In Everything
- Before It Met Dude, Pot Was Just A Plant (Not)
- Give Yerself A Break Then Take It
- No Matter What The Question Is, Love Is The Answer.
- Bite First Or Be Prepared To Get Bitten A Hellova Lot
- If Birds Have Expectations Shouldn't We?
- A Message Scratched On Paper Or Stabbed Into A Throat, To The Pencil It Matters Not.
- Things Won't Go Exactly As Planned So Don't Plan For Exactly
- The Cuntish Times Of Barry L. Williams
- Howling Arse Got Nada But Complaints
- Don't Look At The Coins You Dropped Pal, Look At The Coins You Got.
- Growing And Wasting Tomatoes Proves It Ain't About The Tomatoes
- When Humans Stop Talking Lawyers Start
- Go Ahead Try And Stop Me. I Am Fucking GONE!
- Once Genes Choose Their Own Environment
- The Heat Outside Is Measured By A Thermometer Not The Sun
- Be Careful How Much Love You Give To Lovers That Can't Return It
- Dude Was Not Avoiding Work He Was Looking For A Way Around It
- Go Ahead Dream The Impossible Dream But Then Start On The Part That's Possible
- Adults Don't Pout. It's Called Deep In Thought.
- Poison Goes In Bit By Bit And Pops Out With A Bang
- Hey Mister Selfishness Tell Us Please How You're Improving The Human Condition.
- Sideways You Slide, Ahead Or Back You Go.
- Really Contemplate What Yer Trying To Get Into To Ensure You Can Get Back Outa It
- The You Which Is Thinking About Youse Is A Totally Different You
- Eyes Worked With The Ears And Sometimes The Mouth To Keep Dude Out Of Trouble
- Move Ahead Slow Or Move Ahead Fast But Move Ahead Move Ahead Move Ahead
- Dude Said Out Loud She Made Mistakes But She Herself Would Not
- An Eye For Eye? Maybe Not, But There's Gotta Be A Tit For Tat.
- When More People Become Alcoholic The Sober People Will Be Wrong Ha Ha!
- Leave It! Catch It Later... (NO DON'T AND HERE'S WHY)
- Free To Do As You Please Still Involves Doing
- No Doubt About It, Wobbly Loved Dude And Dude, He Loved Wobbly.
- You Should Have Heard The Music We Made!
- All This Beautiful Meadow Required From Man Was Just A Hint Of Panic
- Oh, Evolution Drives Every Car? See, Dude Thought He Was Driving.
- Mom! Some Rocks Broke Another Window And We Don't Know Who Threw Them!
- The Tube. The Tube. The Tube. All Hail To The Tube!
- Your Subconscious Mind Cares About You As A Bag 'O Bones Carrying It
- You Don't Know Yourself As Well As You Think
- When The Fifteenth And The Thirty-first Don't Mean A Gawd Damn Thing
- Okay, Who Am I Talking To Now? Kay Now? Okay, Who Am I Talking To Now?
- Yes, Dude Wanted To Pass The Baton But It Was A Mirror, It's A Mirror. A Mirror!
- And Oh Yeah, As Time Went On, Dude Realized How Screwed They Were.
- Uh Oh, There's That Blood Taste. Unless That's Only Peas.
- "I Got This!" Was All The Sonofabitch Said Aforen He Leapt Rat Over His Edge.
- Sure Some Things Fell Behind But Hey Lotsa Guys Were Showing Up Drunk!
- Dude Needed The Wine To Kill A Bad Taste And Not The Bad Taste Of The Wine
- The Manic Felt Good Until It Did, Did, Didn't.
- Thirty-Six Forty Nine, Thirty-Six Forty Nine. Come On Stor-ee Five Too-sand!
- Luck Don't Always Happen To Dude. Least, Not Like Lucky Should.
- A Few PaddyWhacks And Backhands Later, Dude Did Change His Mind.
- Captain Carenot Hardly
- You Are Needed As A Back Door. Will You Open Up?
- Everyone Wants A Transition But Few Know What It Looks Like
- Sometimes The Best Time To Leave Is Right Before You Get There
- That's Waay Too Much Said Dude To The Plumber Trained In Pregnant Pause
- When Yer Engine Stops, What You Want Is No Noise.
- A Wee Bit Too Much Time Alone Allows Imagined Supreme Dispensation
- AHA! Dude Saw Them! They Were Coming From The Corner Of His Eye!
- Yes, We Realize No One Was Hurt. But If You Don't Pay, We'll Hurt YOU.
- Dude Lost Count Of The Times He Heard "How Many Times I Gotta Tell You?"
- When A Harmless Bump Elicits An Ouch! This Is Pent Up Pain Leaping Out.
- Birdees Leave The Nest Voluntarily Once It's Lined With Shatty Shat Shat
- Say It: You Don't Love Your Youngest Kid Most
- When Body And Mind Disagree, Holes "Happen" In Yer Blood Brain Barrier.
- Dude's Fingers Begged Him To Please Please Shut The Hell Up
- Praise The Lawd For Tim Ferris Who Said "And Then I Shorten It Up".
- The Oldtimer Knew When They Found Him, The Smail He Now Liked They Wouldn't.
- High Fiver? Highway Driver? High Alert! High Blood Pressure!
- When Time Bends Around You Rather Than You Around Time
- Aloof...? Aloof?! Goof Had The Gall To Call Dude Aloof!
- People are like Heat. Too Many And It Gets Stuffy.
- There Was Really No Need To Get All Upset When Partially Would Suffice
- Hell, Dude Wasn't Even Who HE Thought He Was.
- Dude Knew He Was Doing This For The Wrong Reason But What The Hell Was It?
- What If There's A Way Besides Discouraged?
- Dude Asked To Be Excused But The Teacher Had To Go Too
- Noise OverDose Nosy OverDose: The Cause Of Nearly Everything Bad.
- Luck Doesn't Just Run Out, It Skitters To And Fro.
- Scary Barry, Quite Contrary. Red Wine In A Coffee Cup.
- It Ain't Smart To Focus Only On The "Short" Part Of "Short Cut"
- Few People Know That Everyone Is Infected Bigtime With Schadenfreude
- Assholes Are Mean To Everyone, Pricks And Twats Are Only Mean To You.
- There Are Fifty-Seven Different Kinds Of Crazy. All Must Choose At Least One.
- Pay Attention To The Attention Payers. It's An Attention Deficit Workabout.
- There's A Time And Place For Everything But Dude Couldn't Find That Place
- Fear As A Question: Whatcha Wanna Do Now?
- The More Dude Tried To Not Act Like A Doof, The More Doofish He Acted.
- How You Got An Asshole Boss
- The Fire Blazing Hot In Billy The Kid's Gut Today We Call Anxiety
- "Screw The Peter Principle" Said Manager Mort, "I'm Captain Of This Ship!"
- Ain't Vengeance Baby. Turnabout. Daddy's Gonna See You On The Mama Plan.
- There Was This Sense Of Urgency Yelling "No Way Death, NOT TODAY!"
- On Google, On Yahoo, On Old Pal Alta Vista!
- Dude Was Going To Go To University Until University Came To Him
- Yer Outset Should Be The Most Terrible And Get Way Good From There
- Let's Meet For A Sedative. Oh, I'm Holding One Right Here!
- Introducing, In This Corner: "Going To Jail" & Over There Is: "Dollah A Gram"
- Use, No Use And Ab-Use All Leave Definite Marks
- They Were Not Planning To Get Caught Which Is Exactly Why They Would Be
- Something About Em Ache Three Seventy
- The Last Soldiers To Line Up For Battle Were The Last Soldiers In Line For Battle
- Yes This Prison Had Plenty 'O Bars. One On Every Damn Corner.
- He'd Drive Until No Steering Wheel Or No One Else To Drive Him Crazy.
- Zoos, Like Many Man Made Things, Are Good For The Manimals.
- Scaredy Cats Have Their Own Way And Its A Good Way To Stay Out Of
- Get Up! Get Up When The Snakes Come Out. You Can't See Them On The Level.
- When Water Doesn't Run You Have To
- If You Can Pretend Prison Camp, The End Of The Day Is Friggin' Great!
- The First Wood-Tick Is Visible, The Next Half Dozen Aren't.
- Yer Absolutely Perfect Miss Out On Fortunate Mistakes
- Jesus Don't Need Yer Help My Friend, Jesus Already Famous!
- Slip Them Into A Pair Of Your Shoes. Yer Clothes Will Do The Cloning.
- If You Must Fit In, Go Feet First And Occassionally Pop Yer Head Out
- A Bump In The Night Is Quite Alright But Two And Yer Looking For Trouble
- Failure Is No More Assured Than Ultimate Success
- Money Talks And So Does Bullshit. Together Nearly Unstoppable.
- Oil Equals Mother's Milk And Mama Wants Her Teats Back
- If No One Is Around To Beat You Up, You Must Be The One To Do It.
- Dude Didn't Make It Easy For Lawdy To Give Him A Break
- When You Don't Move But The Slums Do
- Everyone Take Their Own Chances, There's Enough To Go Around.
- Yes, The Voices Can Be Reasoned With But, How Tall Is This Wall?
- Shaking With Excitement Or Parkinsons? Only You Decide.
- Noon Can Come At Nine O'clock If Yer Up Early Enough
- Wherever Silence Is Golden, Gold Usually Ain't Worth Shit.
- Life Is Not Fair: Some People Get Five Heart Attacks, Others Sods Get None!
- Sure, Ideas Can Be Rejected But Not Too Many In A Row.
- Man, I Can't Tell You The Actual Truth But I Can Tell You All About It.
- Don't Get So Hooked On Certainty That Yer Every Move Is Predictable
- Some People Are Best Ignored
- Anyone Can Make Yardwork
- Good Ideas Are A Dime A Dozen. Bad Ones Run Into The Trillions.
- To Overcome All Odds, Overcome Yer Notion Of Oddness
- Hugo Know Hugo
- The Horse Knew Something About Rider That Rider Knew Not About Horse
- Lotsa People Were Way More Crazy But Only By Comparison
- Every Server Gets So Many Serves And Then They're Out Of Service
- If You Can't Keep Yer Big Trap Shut, Put Distance 'Tween You And Yer Bait.
- Even If They Like You, Cats Will Bite And Scratch You.
- Anyone Who Doesn't Think This Is A Game Don't Need To Know The Rules
- Oh Lawdy, Just To Realize That Yer Socially Inappropriate!
- Yer Thang Can Be Done If It Hurts No One
- Overcorrection: Mister Big Mistake
- Rushian Till You Can't Will Halt A Little Rushian
- This One Evil Held Eighty Thousand People Every Day In Solitary Confinement
- Tomorrow You Die, Tomorrow You Die. Remember You're Dying Tomorrow.
- If You Work Crazy Like There's No Tomorrow In The Future You'll Be Screwed
- Pay Attention To Which Rail You Lean On Cause If It Fails Yer Off The Boat
- Life Runs Fast But Not As Fast As Someone Rounding Life's Rail
- Those Who Consider Life Unfair Should Know Life's Unfair For All
- "So Solly, We Crose," Said Buffet Tony To Huge Gutter.
- The Force At Each Person's Center Can Scare The Shit Outa Anyone
- Tony "More Coming!" Was On His Way So People Had Better Get Out Of It.
- Venom Runs Without Pumping Through Veins
- Find A Quiet Bay And A Solid Mooring Or When Your Ship Comes In It Won't Dock
- Rudy Runs This Solar System And Please Don't Call Him Rude
- Dude Didn't Like Being Trapped With Her Cause Her Trap Had Bite Marks On It
- To See What's Coming Look Behind
- All Are Cursed With Something. Some Are Cursed With All.
- Everything Works Out In The End But It Has To Work Its Way In First
- When Noise Annoys
- Torture Isn't Right For Others But It's Okay To Ply Yerself
- Screwing People For Money Is Fine As Long As They Know They're Being Screwed
- Under Control Is Good, Good, Good. Under The Bus Is Bad.
- Trouble Is A Follower
- Then, They Gave The Stolen Bike Back & Were Pissed That Dude Wasn't Grateful.
- The Gawd Of Need Was Stalking Dude Because Need NEEDED Him NOW
- Dude's Heart Was Filled With Poison And Some Plopped Out His Mouth
- Hope Is Great But Don't Work As Well As A Quickly Thought Out Plan
- Cook Yer Books The Old Fashioned Way With A Slick Top Shelf Recountant
- Political Science Is More About Tics Than Anything To Do With Science
- Pay Attention To Where You Go Today Because They Do, They Do, They Do.
- Was There A Chance He Might Have Been Acting?
- Sean Sullivan I'm Still Drunk
- Sure We Can Raise Our Voices But We Gotta Be Singing The Same Tune!
- When You Give Me Permission That I Don't Need
- Lawdy, How They Tried For The * Working * Stiff * Supplement *
- I Said I'll Say It! Dude Said Sharply To Only His Own Self.
- Course, Dude Could Only Accept The Job Once He Knew It's Lie Leeway.
- She, Was In Two Numbers. Humans Came In Second.
- You Got This Many Years To Look Good. Don't Use 'Em Up All In One Go.
- The Birth Of STP: Smile Transfer Protocol
- When Love Is Waiting For You, That There's A Great Destination!
- The Noises Were Supposed To Be Made And In A Certain Combination
- Dude's Fat Legs Made Him Shit His Pants
- Dude Wished He Had Not Seen That Image Nor Read Those Words In That Order
- Damn...! All The Asshats Were Taken! How Embarrassing!
- The Adults Withheld Info From The Chillun And Real Resisted Telling The Adults
- The Enfolding Process Was So Persuasive That Fetal Was The Only Position
- Better To Be Mad Than Act Angry
- For Them Thrown Into The See-Stem: Git The Hell OUT!
- Do NOT * EVER * Give Anyone Change! Unless Of Course, They Ask For It.
- And Oh! From This Place Called Person, Dude Witnessed Everything.
- The Dead Woulda Liked What Alive Mighta Got
- Once Da Seestem Rocks Dem, Day Rock Da SeeStem.
- Ain't Ignent People A Muss?
- People Thought Dude Wrote Shit When Actually He Was Writing Shirt
- Dude Himself Was A Fencer. He Fought Fences, Fences, Fences.
- When You Don't Bounce Back It's Called A Crash
- Outstanding Became So Regular That Great Felt Just Okay
- It's Something Waay Before Alcohol That Kills Dead Drunk Driver's Victims
- Yer Date Of Birth Ain't As Important As The Person Born On That Day
- Yes Dude Wanted To Be A Kid Again But This Time With Money & Drugs
- They All Wore Different Clothing Yeah But It Was The Same Damn People For Sure
- Dreams Begin With Imaginary Stuff And Meander Backward To Real
- If Dude Didn't Know Jesus, How's He Gonna Spot Him On Cheese Toast?
- Truly, Acting Like The Stupidest Person In The Whole. Damn. Room.
- Worrying As A Hobby
- Put That Fearsome Face To Work And Yer Devil Can Stay At Bay
- Dude Hit Some People In The Mouth. He Hit Them Right In The Fucking Mouth.
- Obsequiousness Ran In Dude's Family. Ran In And Right Back Out.
- Lawdy Hep Those Beggars Hooked On Facial Penetration
- Of Course The Birds Weren't Watching Dude. He Was Watching Them.
- A Person Can't Un-Step In Shit But No Need To Track It All Over
- Ideas Catch And Hop And Skip Right On Over Some
- Tricking People Into Tricking People Into Purchasing A Burial Plot
- Yes Dude Wanted To Improve The World And He'd Start By Fixing His Wife
- It Was Just Another Crisis, Crisis, Crisis. Just Another Crisis, Crisis Is All.
- Dude Alone Wrestled With His Thoughts But His Thoughts Always Ganged Up
- Maybe You Ain't The Religious Type. Schadenfreude's Been Looking For You.
- Appearances Can Be Deceiving But The Apparition Ain't Always To Blame
- Don't Force Shit Out Or Into Yourself And Negate Others Hooked On Yer Pain
- Dude Didn't Want No Trouble Naw But Trouble Don't Ask It Does
- Don't Lean Against This Animal No. This Sonofabitch Will Bite You!
- Before: Lifestyles Of The Rich & Famous. Now: Bad Boys Whacha Gonna Do?
- So Many Things Were True, True, True That No One Believed The Simple Truth.
- Find Out Who Yer Down Line Is Cause When They're Down They Need A Line
- Mindfulness Is A Tippy Thing
- Find A Release For Yer Pressure Or Yer Pressure Will Make Its Way Out
- Mistakes WILL Curse You If You Don't Give Them What They Want
- All That Stood 'Tween Dude And Vacation Was A Couple Little Stop 'N Frisks
- Yeah, Yer Following A Path Alright But Which One And Is It Yours?
- To Not See The Monster Following Him Dude Was Forced To Avert His Gaze
- To Hell With Headstones! Get A Website!
- Acting Smart Ain't A Bad Thing, Dude Found Out Five Decades Later.
- OK, There Are Worms Which Walk Upright. Big Deal. So There's Walking Worms.
- Said To The Celery Prior To Eating, You're Going To Really Love Being Human.
- Daddy Of The World Wants To Spank Us, That's Why The Slap On The Gas.
- Yes, You Can Guess What's Going To Happen But Remember, It's Just A Guess.
- Just Say D'Oh!
- First Time Dude Ever Heard A Cop Lie
- First Get Rid Of Imagination And Corruption Will Surely Follow
- For Certain Normal Had Cleared The Bridge. Yep. Normal Was Out The Bridge.
- Hold That Thought For Twenty One Daze Then Drift From Public Consciousness.
- The Cops Brought Yer Good Citizen's Award So Raise Yer Hands & Back On Out.
- In Each Person Is A Success Formula That Reads From The Inside Out
- Give The Hill You Climb A Name To Get Acquainted With Yer Testor
- No, He Didn't Necessarily Want Pain But Jeepers What Was A Day Without It?
- In The Distance... Rumbling. From The Rough Roads Which Brought Dude Here.
- Dude Had A Way Of Catching His Leg Right In The Jaws Of Dogs
- Wait, Wait. Yer A Lightweight.
- Outrun Yer Nightmares? Quite Possible. But Not The Wayback Machine.
- You Could Have Heard A Pin Drop Yes, But Try And Find It In All Them Pins.
- One Day's Worth Of Wisdom Was All Dude Could Carry
- Funny How People Keep Their Distance When One Acts A Little Weird
- Fuck It Dude Said. If He Couldn't Tell Anyone Then Everyone Would Know.
- Three Years Old? Knock Him Across The Room. At Sixteen Chase Him With An Axe.
- There Is Nothing To Fear But Fear Itself But Have You Seen The Size Of That Mother?!
- How To Keep Yer Welcome From Wearing Out
- Dude Had No Time To Do Things Right But He Had Time To Do Them Twice
- Dude Fought His Genes And Environment But Those Beggars Had Laid A Trap
- No Ones Paying For Witches Anymore. We Can't Keep 'Em Danny Let 'Em Go.
- Everything Dripped With Confusion Making It Tough To Really Get a Grasp
- Dude Wasn't Telling Any Damn Lies, The Lies Were Telling Him.
- Police Are Prisoners Too
- Every Time They Ganged Up On Him Dude Knew He Must Have Them Outnumbered
- The Knots In The Sheets Spelled Escape And Anyone Who Read Them Could
- Screw Looking Both Ways. You... You Look Suspicious.
- Dude Didn't Want To Die On The War's Last Day But Some Poor Bastard Had To
- People Can Change But They Usually Don't
- Your Business Should Be Gone About But It Needs You To Do It
- Every Day Was Pareto Day At Eighty Twenty Lane
- "Look At All This Stuff!" Dad Exclaimed. "Dammit Boy, You Oughta Be Happy!"
- Mudita Meal Was What They Wanted But They Accepted Salty Schadenfreude Soup
- Yes There Are Parallel Universes Because Dude's Children Reside There
- Like Hiccups She Loved Him And Wanted Him Back
- Planning, Plotting And Paradise. Doncha Dare Gettem Mixed Up.
- Dude Wasn't Cleared To Do Fuck All. He Was Trapped In The Land Of Teacher.
- They Either Snapped On To Or Snapped Off
- They Threatened To Warsh His Anus With Big Billie's Soapy Dee-ick
- There Wasn't Luggage Big Enough For The Customs They Brought With Them
- You Must Always Be Setting Happy Traps, Happy Traps...
- The Chef They Needed Was A Boo-ook Kooker
- And When Dude Moved The North Pole Moved So Everyone Check Their Compass
- There Was No Need To Feign Stupidity Because That Shit Was So Natural
- Want To Go To Another Room? Joey Got To Frisk You. Every. Fucking. Time.
- You Have No Right To The Road Or Park. You Got A License For That Boat?
- That's Right. You Own The Land Until You Don't Pay The Land Rent.
- Choose A Monster To Fight Because They Chew Straight Through Noncombatants
- Absurdity Arose Whenever Anyone Looked Close So People Stopped Looking Close
- By Bail! Cappy Meant; Bail With A Pail! NO ONE Was Leaving His Ship!
- They Stopped Waging War With Battle Horses And The Next Day Soldiers Too.
- This New Kinda War Kills Everything. Slowly, From The Inside Out.
- The Jury Were Instructed To Ignore What They Heard But That Shit Hadda Be Limited
- The Ideas Came Fast And Furious And Refused To Be Sorted Out
- Coughing Works Great To A Point And Then It Gets Too Close To Farting
- The Drains! The Drains! The Drains Spoke Saying Way Way More Than Just Gurgle.
- Even If, Shit Went His Way There Was Certain To Be Some Shit That Wouldn't.
- Fresh Ideas Riding The Back Of Old Is Not Acceptable It's Mandatory
- Dude Wasn't Trying To Act Smart He Genuinally Was Smart
- Stand Clear 'O God's Wheel
- Premonition Is Hooked On Practice
- When You Come To The End Of Yer Rope There's A Platform One Can Swing To
- Enter The Profession Of Plant Prostitute
- It Wasn't The Night That Made Everything Long
- Dude Didn't Graduate From Scalawag School But He Had The Certificate, Yeah.
- All The Cows Are Sleeping Except The Cows Awake
- Yep He'd Have Another Kick At The Cat But He'd Kick It Tied To The Cat
- When Yer Choices Are Bad Or Worse, The Party Just Ain't The Same.
- Guilt Didn't Dare Drive Dude's Bike But It Certainly Rode Handlebar Alot
- It Wasn't 'Pull Up' Dude Should Have Been Hollering It Was Adapt MoFo, Adapt!
- This And That Dude Got Behind Just Before This And That Headed South
- Aaron Don't Shoot Our Skunk Our Skunk. Please Don't Shoot Our Skunk.
- Finally Dude Owned His Own Little Store. Now, To Overcome Walmart.
- One Day Dude Realized He Was Lucky. Very. Fucking. Lucky.
- Don't Shit Where You Eat. Don't Shit Where You Eat. He Practiced It Over 'N Over.
- Not Good At Dodgeball? They Asked You To Leave. You Had To Get Out Of Dodge.
- Mom Had Kraft Dinner In Her Hair. How It Got There Was A Mystery.
- Yeah, That Wasn't Dessert Dad. You Ate The Tablescraps Cat Food...
- Anyone Can Act Smart On Account Of It's Only Acting
- Dude Always Picked The Unlucky Horse And Then Slipped Right Under Its Hooves
- Yer Upper Hand Often Carries A Gun
- Before Taxation War Was Necessary For Plunder. Now It's Downright Stupid.
- There's This Thing About Virginity
- By Folding The Sheets A Different Way Each Day She Saved A Thousand Lives
- The Noise You Make Annoys Me So Now I Need Anoise Fix Noise Fix
- If Someone Has A Key To Yer Heart Don't Pin It To A Brand New Knife.
- Howling Works Better If You Point Yer Mouth Out
- Every Was A LOTA Fish. He Snagged Every Body's Line.
- The Bow Didn't Slice Through The Surface, The Sea Unzipped Their Ship Through.
- Maybe The Bugs Are Makin' You Talk. Maybe Yer Talkin' Bug Talk.
- Doing Stupid Shit Is Normal. Learning From Doing Stupid Shit Is Not.
- Criminality Is An Illness Infecting Law Makers And Breakers
- There Were Enough People To Pass Judgement But Not Enough To Stop It
- A Baby On The Tracks & A Locomotive Where A Pile'O Logs Shoulda Been
- Games Can Be Won At The End
- Yer Good Kinda Worry Turns Into Action
- Insurance Dulls Concern For An Illuminated Being
- What Do People Do When They Don't Know What To Do? Nothing.
- Work To Make Yer Life A Vacation And Then Vacations Are Work
- Wishing Don't Make It So But It Shortens Up The Trip
- Say I'm Okay, I'm Okay, Until The Day You Actually Are.
- People Are Who They Are. Got it? Good!
- Traffic Noise Made Anxious In Dude And Turned Him A Little Less Right
- No Roost For The Wicked
- Swimming In Unreal Soup
- Grandfather Could Only Think Backwards
- Worrying Is Worth It If You've Nothing Else To Do
- Dude Apologized To Those Offended Because The Others Would Have To Wait
- How Dude Saw The World Was Nowhere Close To How The World Saw Dude
- Each Day Dude Rote Large On His Beach And Each Evening The Ocean Replied
- Back In The Day We Just Slaughtered The Natives. Now Look At All Of You!
- Ignorant Bastardiness Is A Rotten Tooth That Sooner Or Later Must Be Pulled
- First Produce Fibers In Yer Being THEN Start Playing With Them
- If Dude Grows Up
- A Touch And Go Soldier
- Praise The Lawd That Praying Don't Work Until You Get Really Good At It
- Calling All White People. The Slave Thing She Has Sweeched!
- Dude Was Going To Sell Out Whether In A Selling Mood Or Not
- If Yer Taking Off Think Of A Place To Land
- Assholishness Has No Reflection
- Dude Had His Way Of Being Ahead If Only Up His Own Arsehole
- This Isn't Silence, It's Verbal Austerity. This Isn't Silence, It's Verbal Austerity. This...
- You Perhaps Think Yerself Pretty Smart But Think Again, Again, Again.
- If A Fish Bit Every Line, Well... Fishin'd Be No Fun.
- If You Think About It (And Most People Don't) Then You'd Be An Original Thinker
- When Billy Says It Ain't Closin' Time It Sure As Hell Ain't Closin' Time!
- Children Grow Up But Adults Do Not
- When One Dude On The Boat Got Smarter The Whole Damn Boat Got Smarter!
- The Water Isn't Boiling, It's Just A Little Warmer.
- So Everyone Was Spanked, Just In Case...
- Livin' A Life Of SAU: Shit Adds Up
- Life On The Back Of A Wild 'Ol Dawg
- Vape Don't Stop The Pain But It Surely Takes The Shine Off It
- Nacho Kay
- Dude Could See The Water But The Speeding Boat Showed No Wake
- A Certain Amount Of Magic In Everything
- Want To Work Well In The Human Clock? Take Time To Mesh With Many Gears.
- And Yet The Two Bullets, Success And Failure, Stuck Each Other Mid Flight.
- Pat Yer Own Back Yes But Creams No
- Growing Up Beside A Murderer Doesn't Make One An Accomplis
- Sav Aj
- DonCha Make AnAss A-Me
- Nada Had Changed In The Neighborhood But Shit Was Definitely Different
- Dude Wasn't Licking He Was Tasting Shit
- Lucky People
- When You Swoop Down To Help That There's Good Swoopin'.
- Each Step Is Harder But Take It
- Bank On Yer Pri-i-ide! Bank On Yer Pri-i-ide! No One Is Luke-ing, Bank On Yer Pride.
- Those Waltons Kicked Him In His Arse & They Did It Through Dude's Mind
- I Got This, I Got This. Said The Person Who Could Not Speak.
- Oh Yeah, Fear Knows A Nanosecond. For Sure. For Sure It Does.
- When People Don't React That's Still A Reaction
- You. You...You're Into You And It Shows It Shows It Shows.
- People Usually Said Goodbye To Dude By Abruptly Pressing End Call
- Try To Reserve Anguish For Only Real Events
- Always Imagine You Could Be Wrong On Accounta It Builds Imagination
- So Dude Defends You When You Doubt Yerself And He Idles When You Don't?
- Please Forgive Me For I Have F**king Censored
- Then The Big Man Said "Walk This Way!" And Everybody Walked That Way.
- Life Is Not A Race Even Though It's Going Fast
- Take The Bad With The Good But Not As Far
- You Searched You Searched For Nothing
- Too Far Was Where World Changers Went And Holy Cow Here He Was!
- Praise The Lawd For Rob Fawd
- The Alters Of Malleable
- Dude Sure Wanted To Bury The Past But Would Anyone Notice That Mound?
- Lies
- Judging People By Their Cover
- The Parents You Got Are Far, Far Less Than The Actually Ones You 'Could Have'
- So Yer Emotional Check Bounced
- Money Can Be Withdrawn From Emotional Bank Accounts
- Scarcity Killed A Ton 'O People Even In The Richest Of Homes
- It's Legal To Hit Yer Children. Legal... Legal Ain't Automatically Right.
- How Marc Emery's Overgrow The Government Got Way Waay OverGrown
- You Sure As Heck Don't Want Yer School Clothes Dirty
- They Couldn't Tell If It Was Birthday Day. With That Beggar They Never Knew.
- Make A Plan And Wreck It. Wreck It And Advance A Head.
- Yer Just A Pretend Car Salesperson Until You've Sold A Car
- Sing If You Need To Sing. Crunch If You Need To Crunch But Do What U Need 2 Do!
- Dude Was A Farm-a-Holic
- Heavy On Prince Said The Principle
- I Think I Can Is A Necessary Lie And Fakery A Marketable Skill
- Too Much Satisfaction Has Been The Ruin Of Many Lives
- The People Were Hooked On Easy But Easy Wasn't In Their Cards
- "If Only" Was The Last Thing Dude's Dad Said. Words Well Worth Remembering.
- You Know Not About Tomorry
- You Don't Want To, The Old Timer Warned, To Be The Last To Freeze.
- If You Pretend That Yer Okay & I Pretend That I'm Okay, We'll Be Okay, Okay?
- One Doan Fack Wit De Wholely UnFackables
- Daze 'O The Week, Months 'O The Year And Years All In A Row
- The Human Race Is Loop-De-Loo And Some Want Out De Loop
- Are Some Relationships Like Wine...Best Consumed After Aging?
- Work Life: Five On, Two Off. Good Life: Two On, Five Off.
- In Sprangtime They Drug The WarshTub Out Cause TownWard Was Comin' Up Fast
- When Humans Stop Rolling Over Nations Will Too
- Some Police Are Okay With Being Filmed And The Same Goes For Citizens
- Ain't Nuttin' Wrong Wit Being Fucked As Long As You Know You's Fucked
- Lawdy Help Them Who Have Tripped & Fallen, Especially The Real Slow Fallers.
- Motherfuckers Laid Bare Thirty Seconds Of Life For Every Call Ignored
- The YapSlapper, Coming To A Noggin Near You.
- Every Security Measure Is Moot If Nobody's Watching The Keedz
- Dude Wasn't Joe Ken But He Was Close Enough
- To Lose Your Life For A Cause Is To Still Lose Your Fucking Life
- See, Pally Already Quit A Couple O' Things So Now Bears Shit In Them Woulds
- Funny How Taking An Hour Of Someone's Life Ain't Considered Stealing
- Oh! So, The Psychological Torture's First?! Brang It On Mr. Bank!
- Money Don't Care What Time It Is
- Banks Believe In Tomorrow Instead Of The Human Race
- They Felt The Pred In Predator And That Edge Sliced Everything
- Other People Weren't The Only Ones Tired Of Dude's Stories
- Never Underestimate How Much You Can Be Shat Upon
- Just Across The Counter Lay Everything. Every Thing In The World Right There.
- There Wasn't Two Ways About It. Someone Was Always Trying To Blow Dude's Mind.
- One Force Directed
- Dude Staked Out The Shit Internet Around A Buncha Growing Internet Towns
- Wincing Can Be The Shoulders On The Road Called Straight And Narrow
- Make A Dream. Have That Dream. Live This Dream. Life's A Dream.
- Before Anyone Could Capture Time
- Dude Was Unconvinced That He Forgot His Forgetfulness
- The Fish Find Out About Fishermen One Hook, One Fish At A Time
- Get As Far Away From Earth As Possible
- Plants Will Die For Some Humans And For Others They Will Grow
- Even On The Race Track Drivers Want To Maintain Control
- Dude Was Released To Another Prison. The Scary Sans Walls Prison.
- If You Ain't Living An Unbelievable Life Then You Believe Too Much In Yerself
- When Forever Has A Time Limit
- The Makers Of Stuff Are Mostly Considered When The Stuff They Make Is Bad
- At The Chinese Cafe They Worked Three-Sixy-Four & Nobody Gave A Damn
- Putting Yerself In Other's Shoes Is Not About Theft Of Footwear
- Generations Follow A See-Stem And Guess What Pal...Yer In It!
- Ninety-Five Percent Jobs Ain't Nearly Done, They're Sneaky, ALMOST Traps.
- When Genghis Asks Didja? People Say Yassa. Yassa, Always Yassa.
- Don't You Even Think About It
- After Fifty-Seven Times As The Birthday Boy Shit Was Getting Kinda Old
- Sofa Que
- They Heard The Flapping Of Insanity Flag But Only Saluted It Once Or Twice A Year
- There Was A Method To Their Madness But One Had To Be Crazy To Ask
- The Prosecutor Dropped His Charges But The Lawyers, They Would Not.
- Shot For A Flag And Yer To Blame. Citizens Suffering From Lame Brain.
- If You Don't Go Into The Woods Today There Ain't A Gonna Be No Heat
- How To Force Children To Not Use Force
- Here's To The Jumpers Who Don't Change Their Mind Even After They Jump
- And People Will Give You Crap For Next To Nothing, EasyRider!
- Yeah, Dude Saw The Trap And Then Stepped Right On Into It.
- The Straight And Narrow Is A Human Detection
- Yep, Adults Follow Logpile Rules.
- The Trainer Thought He Was Pretty Good But His Training Sucked Big Time
- Setting Fire To Grumble Garden
- Dude Was A Big Taker Of Risk Alright But At Times He'd Like To Give It All Back
- If Ownership Can Change, Owners Can Too.
- It Wasn't His Throat, It Was Condescending Behavior, She Was Cutting Outa Her Life.
- Hi! My Name Is BLANK. Ask Me About STP - Smile Transfer Protocol!
- You Can't Order Life Like You Do With Food But It Does Have Some Good Take Out
- The First Plagiarist Is Original. After That They're All Copy Catty Cat Cats.
- Yer Very Best Dreams Come To An End
- There Was Absolutely No One There. You Know... Besides Himself.
- Things Are Never Like You Think They Are Unless Of Course You Think They Are
- Look Luke Look. Look Luke, Look! Yer Pants Are Wearing You Again Today!
- Don't Act Like Yer Ma And Pa Or We'll Lose A Generation
- This Wasn't Strolling Down A Shouldered Road, This Was Balancing On A Pipe.
- Dude Required A Hoot And Wine Chaser To Let The Power Tools Abuse Him Like Dat
- Scare Yourself Plenty Time Number One And Kid Fear Ain't So Big Time Two
- He Knelt Darkly 'Tween Rushing Murder Cycles That Unfortunately Was A Truck
- The Day Of The Weak No Longer Counted Because Today Was Always Fried Aye
- Gaaa, Deeshes Ain't Done! You Cain't Be Home Yet!
- Everything Comes Down To May Or May Not
- When The Price Of Gasoline Stayed The Same All Year
- No, I Won't Go Willingly. That's Why Yer Putting On These Cuffs.
- "Keedz Man, Keedz Man!" That's What He Hollered. He Wanted To Speak To Us Kids.
- Right Be Right For A Limited Time
- If You Can Guess Where This Is Headed Then Holy Cow, Why Don't You?!
- This Man Could And Would Show Up. Anywhere. Any Time At All.
- Andrew Carnegie Would Never Have Believed A Huge Library In Every Pocket
- Getting Hit With A Stick Will Change Yer Mind
- Some People Are Not So Good With Kids And Some Of Those People Are Parents
- Adult Is What We Call An Adult Sized Child
- If You Won't Give Up Yer Flesh Give 'Em Somethin' Else To Chew On
- Life IS A Game Where All Decide To Become Either A Cat Or A Mouse
- Be Strong, Be Quiet Or Listening But Pally You Be, Be, Be.
- Awake Time Could Be Quietly Controlled Just By Keeping 'Em Busy As Bees
- Earth Is Only A Place
- Now Jump Real High And Focus On The Part Where You Become A Moon
- There Was No Cure, Dude Was Infected From Birth.
- Unless They're Bearing Down On You, You Must Ignore The Sirens.
- Perfect Meant Good. Good Meant Bad And Bad Meant Shit Storm Ahead.
- "No," Said Dude. "I Think I'll Wait." They'd Have To Bring The Search To Him.
- Before Machines Buffered Humans
- Need To Be Someone? BE THAT PERSON. Just Remember It's Only You Being.
- Wake Up Sleepy Air Train Driver!
- Whoever Couldn't Drink Rode Shotgun Until The ShotGunner Needed A Drink
- Dude Reveals Hammered... Er, No. Automatic Writing.
- All Hail To Um, Nature! To Whom We All Are From!
- Make An Agreement With Your Body ASAP Or The Beggar May Des(s)ert You!
- If You Can't Be Happy, Make Other People Happy And Their Shit WILL Get In You.
- Memes Kick Genes Ass Nearly Every Time When Those Beggars Start Twisting Wrists
- Dude Bet Heavy He Could Invoke The Awesome God Of Luck
- Must A Citizen's Spirit Be Broken?
- Who Thinks It Ain't About Money? Hands Up Outa Yer Pockets, You!
- Yes, Normal People Go Crazy Much More Often Than You'd Think.
- Thar's A Pile 'O Parallel Universes Inside A Facial Tissue Box
- Dude Was Certain He Had Been A Child. Certain. Certain. Certain.
- Bite Yer Tongue Early And Often & Your Block Will Not Knock Off, Knock It Off.
- "We'll See Who The Chicken Is!" Said The Turkey To The Dove.
- If Broken Promises Had Mass
- The End Was Not Near But Its Shadow Drifted Past
- When Everything Was Built On Hypocrisy There Was Lotsa Cake To Go Around
- And Over Here Was A Waste Of Flat. A Surface Without A Stack.
- Pissing In The Bathwater And Fukushima
- Why People Don't Change: BECAUSE
- You Say Whatever You Need To Say And Dude'll Hear What He Needs To Hear
- Porcupines Never Sleep
- The Job To Be The Space Between Well Made Gears Came Down To Skinny McVee
- Drunk You See Them. Now You Don't. Doesn't Mean That They're Not There.
- Seven Billion Languages Are A Lot To Learn
- The Name Of The Game Is - Hey Look, It's A Game!
- Life Is A Bargain If You Bargain. If You Don't It Costs Everything Plus.
- They Started As Same Hand Fingers And Became Rival Towns
- Sittin' On The Bank Of Yer Own Thought Stream. Dip Yer Toe Into The Flow Of It.
- If Dude Could Change By Snapping His Fingers He'd Steer Clear Of Other Snappers
- Their Life Was Invested In Diggin' Ditch. Will The Ditches Give 'Em Abit Back?
- If You're Having Trouble Sleeping Try Staying Awake
- Dit-Dit-Dit, Dah-Dah-Dah, Dit-Dit-Dit.
- It Wasn't Exactly True That They Were Dead, They Were Closer To Not Alive.
- Lawdy. . . Help The Helpless Caught In Stupid, Stupid Systems.
- Where Ying And Yang Meet They're About The Yame
- The Sky She Is So Flexible But The Ground, He Don't Move Much.
- It's Okay To Not Like YerSelf For One Day In A Row
- SumBitch Bet Upon His Self And SumBitch Lost Real Bad
- Then The Little Bricks In Human Hands And Ears Started Getting Hot, Hot, Hot.
- Ain't Nothin' Crazy Under The Sun Just Something Crazy TO YOU
- 30,000 Packets Of Orange Powder, Some Marge Anda Whacka Cheeze Whiz.
- There Was This Place Called Too Fucking Smart But Dude Was Nowhere Close
- What I Don't Like About Living In Heaven By Barry L. Williams
- Dude Thought He OverThunk
- Dude Wasn't So Much An Alcoholic As A Mind Altering Juice Imbiber
- There'll Be Laughs Galore When Everybody Stars In Their Very Own Candid Camera
- Two Parents Can Grow So Far Apart That Their Offspring Resemble Neither
- Every Santa Sighting Reminded Dude That Truth Obfuscation Is Standard
- Stupid Is As Honest As Smart Is Sly
- Alcohol Diminishes Pareidolia
- Dude Felt Okay With The Witches. Their Spells Resembled His Spells.
- This Universe Can Not Be Changed, Only Recognized.
- Practice. . . Practice Really Seriously The Idea Of Loving Yourself.
- Paranoia Can Be Enjoyable If You Understand Who's Creating It
- Hanging Yer Hat On The Way Things Could Be Adds Up To A Missing Hat
- Cause And Effect And Imagination Travel A Twisty Path
- If Yer Picking Up Speed You Might Be Headed Downhill
- Resist Resisting Resistance And You God Damn Will Suceed
- Every Angle Imagined Becomes A Real Angle & The More Imagined, The Better.
- Good Times Don't Last, They Gotta Be Spread.
- Nine Eleven Is An Entré On A Menu Where The Lunch Gobbles You
- All Farts Spread Out But Not All Have Good Distance
- No One Can Stop THE DOING, Only Alter The Number Doing It.
- It Was Hard Lips Cold, Frozen Witch's Tit Fast
- The Umbrella Of Shit What's Already Said Soaks Shit As Yet UnSaid
- Soon As You Want To Be Yourself, Everybody Else Wanna Be Too.
- A Clear Road To Nowhere Ain't Worth Takin'
- The Two Leaf Clover Dude Rode Hard And Still He Didn't Approach Lucky
- Ten Thousand Hours FUCK YOU!
- Dude Wasn't Telling Her What To Do Just Reading Her Mind Aheada Her
- Turns Out Dude Was A Hoot Aloner
- Two Piles 'O Clothing; Them What Smailed Good & Them What Smailt Bad.
- Dude Scratched His Arse Before Handling The Pipe. Man, He Wanted Shit Bad.
- At Twelve It Went Off Every Day And Now Dude Was Filled Up With Wailin'
- Dude Wasn't Playing With People's Hearts Just Adding A Wee Moar BulletProof
- Like Action Movies, Computer Stuff Always Has A Front And Back Door.
- Oh My Lawd! Oh My Gawd! Merry Huana Is Now Lee Gal!
- In The Land Where Everything Just Misses, Some Things Are More Missed Than Others.
- Poosh Yer Kid On The Painted Line. Rat In Front Dat Bus.
- When Stop Signs Stop Working
- And Just Before He Woke Up Every Day Dude Kicked Old Guilty's Arse
- Ice Every Promise With Sweet, Sweet Action And Then Kiss The Beggar Goodbye.
- Dude Had Only Recently Found His Life And Now Wanted No One Else To Take It
- Take Only As Much As You Can Carry 'Cause Everything Wants To Be Human
- Waiting Is A Waste Of Time. SPEND IT! SPEND IT! SPEND IT!
- How Can We Ever Know Ourselves Without One Time Being Ourselves?
- Dude Thought Every Day Should Have A New Number Then Wait A Minute
- Feeling Happy Dappy Every Day Smoods Out De Olde Ups And Downs
- One Day The Forest Was Clear Of Witches & The Next They Came Out Of The Woodwork
- Dude Wondered If Dead Relatives Thought As Much About Him
- Your Daze Can Be Numbered Without Them Adding Up
- A Wee Bit Of Poison Helps The Civilization Go Down
- Things Have A Way Of Working Out Only If They're Shown The Door
- When Fools Are Ordered To Rush Rat In
- Horton Hears Hollerin' About Global Warming And Comes In Outa His Sun
- And If You Ain't Heard Of Botox Pal Then Yer Rock Hat Is Pretty Big
- "Well Ahl Be . . ." Yes, You Will Dude Said. You Will, You Will, You Will.
- Watch Where Yer Eyes Point
- Dude Washed Up There With Knives And Burners In The Middle Of A Kitchen Island
- Twenty Years Ain't Hardly Enough Time To Fix A Life Time Of Fucking Up
- Any Option Can Be Bumbled Through But No Option Sure As Shit Can't
- And Then For No Reason He Made Her Hit Him
- Walking Is Only One Way To Come Down Stairs
- For Free Land On The Internet Just A Few Types Reserves Yer Space
- For Some Poor Beggars Even That Which They Have Will Be Totally Taken From Them
- Dude Was No Good At Acting And Was A Real Bad Actor To Boot
- This Drive. Who Wills This Drive? Is It Me, Me, Me . . . Or Is It Thy?
- He Was So High Up On Mount Smart That He Reached The Point Of Stupid
- Stop Hurting Yerself. Stop Hurting Others. Come All The Way Up To Zero & Peek Out.
- Sure Dude Was Infected With Selfishness. It Was A Trait He Shared With Others.
- Rather Than Singing Melodic Carols Dude Chose To Kick Some Christmas Arse
- Instead Of Hollering ALTITUDE DAMMIT! The Stick Needed Someone To Yard It.
- Got No Funds? There's A Fee For That!
- "Hold It North! Stand Yer Ground Sir!" Captain Compass Hollered Circlewise.
- Ideas Slam Into People Everyday, IF They're In The Road.
- When "Mama's Gone Choppin'. . ." Meant A Whole Different Thang.
- Be Funny When You Can On Accounta You Can't Be When You Need To
- Yeah Dude Paid Big For Happiness And Now Someone Was In His Seat
- A Bunch Of Fanatics Betting Gazillions On Sports Would NOT Attract De Shysters
- Outa Sight Outa Mind
- Yes There Was A Time For Harm Reduction But Rat Now Was Just About Harm
- She Sure As Hell Was A Hologram All Right And She Had Connections EveryWhar
- Zero Can Be A Place To Climb Up To
- There Is A Way Besides Going Fast. Going Faster. Going Fastest.
- Yer Mind And Body Have A Prenup. Find Out What It Says.
- You ConDuit
- When Yer Wrench Don't Fit The Nut, You Gotta Be An Adjustable Wrench.
- Living HaBitchually
- Madness Has A Method? What Is It? What Is It?!
- Everyone Speaks Their Own Language. Yer Job Is To Learn It.
- Dude Knew His Genes Were Stupid. He Was Captain Of The Good Ship Stupidest.
- Holy Shit Kicker Five! She Yelled, As A Thought Storm Blew Her Away.
- The Inside Of An Alligator Don't Look Like The Outside Of An Alligator
- Dude's Old Life Was Killing Him Whereas This New One Just Burned Him Out
- On Time
- Didn't Hafta
- Maybe Witches Made Real
- Everyone Could Live As Long As They Wanted As Long As They Did So Quickly
- Dude Wanted Badly To Have His Own Way If That Was Okay With Whomever
- Garbage Must Be Both Handy And Hidden And Something To Control The Smail
- He Was Making Tracks For His Followers Who Followed Some Of The Tracks He Made
- For Sure It Was A Time Bean And There Was No Telling How Long It Would Last
- The Ol' Single Person Serving
- Mind Smooches With Reality Through Mamas ALMOST Eating Their Babies
- A Rebate They Called The First Little Bribe After Which They Just Called It Bait
- They Told Everything They Knew Plus A Few Things For Sure They Didn't
- Dude's Bind Got Mackwards
- Who Is Shoving Shit Down Yer Tube?
- Mind Probes Reality Like A Latex Glove But Of Course, Without The Glove.
- Dude's Mind Played The Tune Until His Brain Was Forced To
- There Was No Good Reason To Stay So A Poor One Had To Be Found
- Yes, For Certain Dude Wanted To Know. Was It Him Or Heem Doing The Talking?
- Going Blank And Staying Blank Are Two Totally Different Blanks
- Money And Intelligence Ain't "Come Into" The Same Way
- Yeah, They Knew Worrying Wouldn't Help But They Weren't Prepared To Do Nothing.
- "Only The Dead Aren't Sons-A-Bitches. . ." Captain Invisible Whispered.
- They Were After The Same Thing. Dude Wanted Peace & They A Piece Of Dude.
- To Know Which Hunt Was A Witch Hunt, That Was The Question.
- Dude Felt Bad For The Things He Was Not Good At But They Felt Nothing In Return
- Who Gandered About While Partner Morphed Into Some Cream Of The Crop Mate Bait?
- When You Know Shit's Gonna Change And You Don't Change, Shame, Shame On You.
- When Dude Spoke Out Loud To His Father
- Hands Up For Volunteers To March On The Enemy On This, The Last Day Of The War
- With So Many Knots In Dude's Gut Shit Seldom Ever Went Straight Through
- The Future Is An Awesome Place That Can Easily Consume The Present
- People From Other Places Seldom Think Of You And Heaven Is Further Away
- The Billionaire Said "A Billion Ain't Enough" She Was Right, It Probably Wasn't.
- He Was As Ignent As Could Be But A Little Less Ignorant Every Day
- If You Didn't Have The App To Geo-Trigger Yer Order Then Sucka You Wait In Line!
- Grandpa's Lips Moved Prompting The Kids To Ask If Maybe Now He Was Awake
- The Shooting Stopped Because They Were Outa Bullets, Not Because They Wanted To.
- Yer Bottom Feeders And Surface Feeders Lick The Lips Of Those Tasty Middlers
- Dude Couldn't Tell When The Good Gene Would Morph So Replicate, Replicate, Rep
- Crap Lept Harshly Outa His Body Through Coughs, Spittin', Blowin' & Sneezes.
- When The People You Can Depend On Don't And the Canters Still Come Through
- How Dude Tinks And Brings Doze Tinks Into Tings
- Dude Was Asked To Change His Mind So Often He Wasn't Sure Which One Was His
- Something's Already Happened To Number Eighteen
- With Life Now Becoming A HollerDay, Dude Listened Hard To His Lucky Stars.
- Dude Yelled "Present!" A Little Too Loud And For That He Was Dismissed.
- They Have Yer Arse In A Sling Down Here And Everyone's Waiting For You.
- Dead Is Not A Place You Have To Wind Up
- Breaking Bad - Yeah . . . That Shit Don't Affect Us!
- What Was He Going To Do When There Was Beers For Him & None For You?
- And Now Young Spring I Christen Thee, Let Flexible Be Thy Name!
- Dude Now Knew The Shoveling Snow Was Here For His Enjoyment
- Only Expose Yer True Aspirations To The Luckies You'd Show Yer Privates
- Better The Devil You Think You Know Then Someone Else's Satan
- Herd Mentality Hints At A Lot 'O People Acting Jis Like Cattle
- Dude's Nature Was Detestable Sure, But His Clan, They All Stank.
- If Dude Could Get His Kids To Watch Each Other No Babysitter Would Be Needed
- Governments Don't Lie Constantly, Just When Necessary And Convenient.
- Plus The Neighbors Think Yer Nuts
- His Father Said "Dude, It Wasn't Just Me. You Called And Threw A Few Shots Too."
- Your Rubber Neck Will Cheat On You
- Call People Smart And They'll Bring Up Smart Ideas. Stupid Works The Same Way.
- KEEP MOVING! Dude Hollered, Falling Under Their Feet & They Did . . . They Did. They Did.
- She Wasn't Trying To Fool You Sir, Her Personal Hygiene Is Running Late.
- It's Joe From The Unit Of Compromise . . . He Wants To Have A Drink Wit Chu
- If You Absolutely Must Get A Person's Goat Try Using Interruption
- Okay, You've Got The Job. Now Tell Us What Is Real And How Much Is Bullshit.
- Just Because Yer Caught In A Ho-Ho Net Don't Diminish Being Caught In A Net
- Being Prepared To Be Shot In The Back Often Means Hardly Even Feeling It
- If Owning Yer Own Life Was Easy, EVERYBODY Would Do It!
- Where Imaginations Touch Another Imagination Lives
- In An Emotionally Balanced Life We Spin Other Balancer's Plates Too
- The Judge Was In A Rush For Justice And Needed The Next Contestant Please
- Consume Yer Friends With A Splash Of Love Or The Beggars Get Bitter Fast
- Dude Really Liked The Lone Ranger Until He Up And Smart Smacked Tonto
- Dude's Periods Weren't Always Short And They Certainly Weren't Always Sweet
- Start With Nonsense And Work Yer Way Backward
- Just Because The World Goes For Shit Doesn't Mean You Have To
- Only Throw Caution To The Wind When The Beggar Is At Yer Back
- Broccoli Hardly Greened Dudes Teeth Like Work Had Browned His Nose
- Everyone Had To Play Stupid Or Stupid Would Play Himself
- Dude Acted Like He Knew What He Was Doing And Fooled Everyone But Himself
- Then Someone Pointed Out That Mosta The Winners Were Entirely Manufactured
- Life Is Not A Game But There's A Pile Of 'Em In It
- Then The NosePicker Said To The TeethLicker "Damn Pal You're Disgusting!"
- When The Water Goes Everything Goes With It
- Problems Come And Problems Go But They Never Stay Gone For Long
- Once The Shooting Starts Nobody Cares Like The People Making Ammo
- When Boyz Kiss Each Other On The Lips
- Jesus & Fuck Were Both Thanked By Dude For His Children Being Smarter Than He
- If Happiness Is Within, What Is Happiness Without ? - Jiminy Cricket
- The Interpreter Advised "Youse Wait Here." While He Snuck Out To Talk To The Chief
- If You Don't Speak Roman In Rome, What Yer Saying Is Latin For Trouble.
- The Language They Spoke Was Intimid Ation And Jeepers They Were Well Spoken!
- The Whole Thing Was Topsy Turvy Meaning The Unbent Really Stood Out
- They Were Clearly Headed In The Wrong Direction But The Pills Made It Matter Not
- They Were Doing Things They Shouldn't And For That They Would Be Spanked
- Dude Could No Longer Handle Bullshit So From Now On He Had To Juggle It
- Our Hero's Heroine Loved Heroin But He Loved Her More Than It
- It's Always Us And It's Always Them And Us We Already Know About
- And Every Successful Zoo Keeper Knows That They're Here For The Lions Not Them
- Tit For Tat Is Real, Real, Real Just Like Yuck And Yum.
- No, Rob Ford Is Definitely NOT The President Of Canada.
- "Arete!" They Hollered. "Arete, Arete!" And By Golly He Thought They Meant It.
- You Must Choose Yer Cross To Bear Or Yer Cross To Bear Will Choose You
- Please Rob Ford Don't Turn Religious Because The Devil Needs Our Souls
- Do I Self Censor? Fucking Right I Do!
- "So You're Gonna Wind Up With Two Days In One" Crazy Man Told The Crowd.
- The Masses Were Told They'd Be Damn Well Paid For Doing Absolutely Nothing At All
- Then All Of A Sudden A Single Lemming Didn't Make The Leap
- The Connection Between Mind And Body Pally Is Thin, Thin, Thin.
- Snow Makes A Sound That Cancels Yours If Yer Deep Enough Under It
- Dude Could Keep Only So Many Spooks Busy & They Were Starting To Pile Up
- Dude Thought He Was illiterate But It Turns Out His Eyes Were Full
- Just Travelin' Through The Universe, Your Search Engine And You.
- All Were Acquainted With Splitting Hairs But Knew Nada Of Atomic Repulsion
- There's A Big Pile 'O Layers Down In Laymen Land
- It Ain't Called Theft If You Steal From The Unborn
- But Here In The State Of Altered, Dude Ruled The Roost.
- When In Libor, Lie As The Bors Do.
- People Can Be So Very Misleading
- Take A Look Around Honest John & If You Can't Spot The Sucker Its YOU!
- Recognize Now That Others Know Better
- Garbage Day Is Not A Real Day
- Diversion Abounds All Around But It Seldom Calls Itself Diversion
- Welcome Kids, To The Kicking Ass Works.
- A Noise Without Echo Misses Its Feedback
- Heaven Exists Right Here On Earth But You've Got To Find It, Find It, Find It.
- Living Objectively Is A Subjective Choice
- For Them That Could Be Half Way Done
- Walk Real Soft Through Da Landa Plenty Cause Plenty Wants What You Got
- Let's Not But Say We Did
- A Nation Can Aim Its Ignorance Where It Likes And Its Citizens May Do The Same
- When People Support Honesty, No Matter How Bent, Right There Is Where We Turn.
- When Criminals Steal From You, Go To The State. When The State Steals From You Please Return.
- Don't Venture Into The State Forest Far Because Pally, You'll Be Lost.
- When GTA VI Hits The Real Event Horizon There'll Be No Need To Venture Outside
- Shit Adds Up Which Means It Subtracts As Well
- Dude Would Have Nothing To Do And Yet Spend All Day Doing It
- A New Band TEPCO Has Written A World-Wide Hit. Hope Yer Gonna Like It.
- They Kept Dude Just Busy Enough To ReConfuse His Mind
- And Jesus, Lawdy, God Love A Duck. Dude Never Went Thinkin' The Worst.
- Dude Was A Liar... OF COURSE He Could Keep A Secret!
- Good Bacteria On Humans, Good Humans On The Planet. Bad Bacteria On Humans ...
- The City Was Painful 'Cause Dude Was In The Country & There He Threw His Hearing Out
- VIGILANCE Demands A Lot Of Humans To Not Act Quite So Humanish
- When Circumstances Change And You Don't Change, Get Ready For Some Changes.
- Freedom & Time. Freedom & Time. Ats What We're After, Freedom & Time.
- Custer Knew His Goose Was Cooked And There Was No More Cake To Be Taken
- Dude Just Touched The Monster's Head And Jeepers That Beggar Squealed.
- They Made Dude Look Where He'd Never Looked Like He'd Never Looked Before
- Okay, NOW We're Ready For Columbus.
- Every Day. One Small Thing. Improve One Small Thing Then Admire.
- How Many Fibs To Make A Whole Damn Lie?
- If You Can't Believe In God Dear Man For Christ's Sake Believe In The Church
- The First Person Whom Needs Outsmarting Is The Fool I Call Myself
- This Is The Secret Behind Why Ahm Doing What Ahm Doing.
- Dude Drove A Lot Of Stakes In The Ground But None Were Driven In Far
- Holy Smoke! Pavlovians! When They Rang His Bell They'd Salivate!
- Yer Internal Clock Has A NOW HEAR THIS Alarm Called OH...MY...FUCK!
- History Is An Ugly Beggar Best Viewed From A Ways Behind
- They Tortured Him To Get Him To Talk With Wine, Women And Song.
- Smart Pioneers Skeedaddled When Natives Got Restless & Stupid Ones They Fed The Fire
- If Hypocrisy Was Deadly The Funeral Costs Would Certainly Bury Us All
- And Every Human In A Uniform Gave Up A Fair Size Chunk 'O Mind
- They Had Us Fearful Of The Devil But It's The Cartoons We Shoulda Been Watchin'
- On Remembrance Day Let's Remember The People Not Yet Dead
- Oddly Enough Only ImperfectMan Stood A Chance Of Saving Democracy
- Soon Every Idea Brought At Least One Friend Cutting The Party Invites Cost In Half
- 'Course No One Hollered FREE PIXELS! She Was All Very Blatantly Hush Hush.
- What's It Called When Evolution Leaps Forward?
- There Is No Seeing Of The Light. It's A Glimmer Here And A Shadow There.
- Prison Don't Work But Prisoners Will
- The Sheriff Could Lie And Make Shit Up. That's What The Sheriff Could Do.
- Dude Started Drinking Right Away So He Could Call It An Early Day
- Think Of Yer Phone As A Public Photo Diary Because That's What The Beggar Is
- Once The Firing Senators Gate Was Opened Every Trough Was Soon Stepped In
- There Was A Ton 'O Kettles And A Pile Of Pots All Calling Each Other Black
- Okay... Dude Gambos. He Gambos EveryTing On Hisself.
- Everyone Agreed To Work With Fear Because Fear On Its Own Wouldn't Work
- It Was A System Filled With Sneer Do Wells
- So Then Moron Said From Here On Out We Charge Every Customer The Same
- He Hadn't Been Spanked In Sixteen Years & He Wadn't About Startin' Now
- Being Forced To Speak Directly To Power Now Gave The Kid A Charge
- How Dem Judges Love Dem Some Lawyers Whom Give It All Plus More Rat Back
- Dude Called It Lack Of Spacial Awareness But Others Hinted At It Being Clumsiness
- They Were Packed In Just Like Sardines Meaning There Was Plenty Of Room For All
- Seneca Seneca Seneca Said That To Spare The Wicked Harms The Good
- The Year The Car Was Built Didn't Matter. The Year On It's Stamp Was What Mattered.
- The End Times Looked Like Beginning Times 'Cause They Had Come Full Circle
- Whomever Eats The Most Money First Has The Most Enjoyable Meals
- Yes They Want To Find The Cure For Stuff But First They Gotta Find A Cure For Greed
- If Scaring People Straight Works Maybe We Can Stress Them Into Intelligence
- Jealousy Raises Its Ugly Head And Takes Another Good Noggin Off
- When Best Friends Are Yer Worst Enemy
- Threatening To Come Clean
- Jesus Didn't Die For Our Cynicism
- If You Stay In My Club I Will Love You But If You Leave I Will Club You To Death
- We're Not Stuck On The Bottom Captain, We're Just Stuck On The Bottom.
- The Tip Of The Iceberg Was All Dude Could See But She Appeared To Be Made Of Dung
- The Moo-ers That Could Not See The Fence, They Were The Farmer's Favorite Cows
- Dad Didn't Want Any Smarter Kids So He Took Away Their Brain Can Dee
- Our Taste Masters Will Lead The Way Thankyou
- Dude Purposely Swang Low, Always Swang Low... To Avoid Hitting Anyone High.
- Only So Much Spit Would Fit On His Cart And He Needed A Balanced Load
- For Those That Have Their Nose In The PeepHole Of Life
- Listen Less Than Five Percenters. DO NOT Go Into GTA V! DO NOT!
- Dude Knew She Weren't Broke Total But He'd Buggy Her Up Any Which Way
- Everyone Else Thought This Was A Big Deal But To Dude It Was Another Bare Trap
- Step Back Sir! Sir... Sir ... Sir! You're Out Of Line!
- Shit Now Started Getting Abusive So Dude Turned Both His NoHearing Aids Up
- I Fought My Self And My Self Won. So I Signed Up For A Second Match.
- Uncle Buddy Brett Williams And What I Learned From You
- Everyone Got A Hole, A Hole In Their Wall. Pinhole Or Porthole? Look Through Or Go?
- Hate Sure Causes People To Act Out And I'll Be GolDarned If Love Don't Too
- Without Reflection, You Are What You See.
- Shoe Brush Salesmen Learned But The "Justice" System Didn't
- Books Must Not Be Judged By Their Cover As Much As For Their Thickness
- You Might Think That It's Not You Doing It But It Is... It IS, IT IS!
- A Government Is Neither Smart Or Stupid And Only Thinking Makes It So
- Everyone Got Thrown To The Lions And Their Choice Was To Slink Or Swim
- Outside There Was No Size At All But Inside Everything Was Something
- The Cowboys Lost A Lot Of Cattle Thinking It Was Just Some Leaves A Rustlin'
- And Every Day The Cowboys Destroyed A Little Bit More Respect
- Dude Listened To His Gut Every Second For Duck & Cover Or Run Like Hell
- Two Wrongs Certainly Don't Make A Right But Suggest A Demarcation
- What Do The Sharks Say?
- He Would Love To Be Upfront With You Boy But Not Here, Right Up Front.
- Jimmy Crack Corn And He Don't Care
- And Every "What?" And Every "Thing" Took "It" Further Away From "It's" Birth
- Marijuana BUILDS Better Brains And Someone Would Rather You Not Know This
- Today's Normal Ain't Too Healthy Pal. In Fact It's Sea Are Aye Zed Why.
- Who Will Do These Things That No One Knows How To Do?
- And Just On The Edge Of His Big Picture Dude Saw The Edge Of Another Big Picture
- "Dream!" He Hollered With Wild-man Eyes. "We Must! We Were Born To DREAM!
- Dude's Back Hunched, His Mind Blanked And A Number Two Pounded His Back Door
- You Call It Original But Everyone Else Says You're "Different"
- For Almost No Reason He Let Himself Go When He Wasn't Ever Actually Trapped
- Back When Cops Could Be Humans Who Sometimes Made Mistakes
- The Rich Got Paid For Having Money And The Poor Were Charged For Having None
- Moron Felt He Owned His Very Own Path And Was Loath To See It Crossed
- First No Wires Then Wires. Then No Wires Then Wires. (Okay, Nano-tubes)
- He Imagined Somewhere The War Was Over But Here Today Shit Was Still ON
- There Was Not Much Chance To Get Away Plus Dude Headed In The Wrong Direction
- Old Samuel Enjoyed His Spittoons Even More Than Mark Did
- And If You Like Being Pinched Really Hard That Shite You Keep To Yerself
- It Was A Perfect Plan. Drain The Wine, Insert The Note And Repeat, Repeat, Repeat.
- If Anyone From Outer Space Is Reading This, I'm Barry And I'm At Yer Service.
- Yes His Body Would Work With Him But He Was Unwilling To Work With It
- Dude Really Wanted To Stop Fooling Himself But Dagnabbit, He Was So Easy To Fool!
- Maybe, Just Maybe Dude Talked A Little Too Much But He Never Really Said Anything.
- Fool Me Once, Shame On You. Fool Me Twice... Hey, You AGAIN?!
- Then The Telcos Got Between Us And Our Info And There They Made A Hellova Killing
- Its One Big Lie Or A Hundred Small Ones But Pally, You Can't Do Both
- Dude Wished People Weren't So Fucking Stupid But Wishing For It Was Stupid Too
- Ignorance Grew Because Ignorance Worked And No Mess Was An Easier Clean Up
- The Quiet Only Added To His Deafness For Now He Wanted Nothing To Hear
- The SNAP Out Yonder Made It Crystal Clear, He Wasn't The Only One Setting Traps.
- It Was A World Filled With Magic And A Gazillion Magicians
- When A Boy Was Him
- Competition Climbs The Highest Mountain But Collaboration Moves It
- Then The Mini-Disasters Tumbled Together And Became Just A Standard Disaster
- Oh, And Once Yer Over The Event Horizon Nobody Gives A Damn
- And Everything Fucking Topo Gigio Said Was All Written Down Beforehand
- Lick Yer Wounds Every Day And Remember How And Why You Got 'Em
- Imagine You Have An Inside Voice And Holy Smokes YOU DO!
- Think About Sex What You Will But Think About It Yo
- A Wee Drip Drippin' For Several Daze Is Enough To Sank A Sheep
- If Yer Mind Stays The Same But The World Changes, That Also Don't Work So Good
- So I Says "Brother, Can You Spare A Life?" Replies Him "Sure I Can, Take Mine."
- Take A Practice Run Fer When Ahm Not Here
- You Use But Own Nada
- Take A Look Around And Say What You See. You've Got Two Of Very Few Eyes.
- Some People Need Their Feelings Hurt Like Guitar Strings Need To Be Played
- Forget Yer Rapist Don't Forgive Them
- If You Are Forced To Live A Lie, Live It Pally! Live It! Live It!
- Count The Daze From Yer Entry To Life And It'll Be A Number Not Two Day
- When People See You Only One Way You Are Often Not YerSelf
- No One Knew How Anything Worked They Just Expected It To
- The Barrel Boundary Can Be Scraped For Only So Long Before It Ignites A Fire
- Remember Both Pains: The One You're Not In And The Beggar That Dogs You
- Backflips, Frontflips. You're Flipping Getting Better!
- Why I Write By Barry L. Williams
- Nefarious Eyes Are Smiling As Their Fingers Rifle Through Yer Pockets
- Yer Best Place To Talk About Old People Is Right Behind Their Backs
- People May Not Forgive Actions But They Always Forgive Charisma
- Dear Mister Larry Walton, I Think You Are Terrific!
- Lipe Does Not Come Without Turmoil Turmoil
- You Say You'll Wait 'Till Things Get Better But I'm Telling You Friend, They Won't.
- Three Vehicles In The Middle Of Nowhere @ The Exact Same Time & Exact Same Place
- When They Got Asphalt We Wanted Asphalt. When Theirs Fell Apart So Did Ours.
- Then One Day The Whole Thing Clicked. She All Was Radioactive.
- When You Lay Down With Politics You Wake Up With Fees
- Dude Said He'd Joke About It Being Easy But Jokes Aside It Sure Was NOT
- Dude's Wife Had Half A Mind To Slap Him Then She Thought Of Something Else
- Running On Empty And The Wide Eye Effect
- Time, Like A Tornado, Goes Faster As One Gets Into It
- Anticipation As Its Own Reward
- Just Behind Every Ugly Bucket 'O Mistakes Is A Yummy Dipper Of Poka Yoke
- Had He Grabbed The Handle Instead Of The Blade The Story Woulda Turned Out Different
- Let The Bells Ring Out And The Banners Fly, Now The Problem's Global
- The Two Halves Of Dude Were Quite Willing To Fight Tooth And Nail Over Him
- Comfortably In Hell
- Arising Love Raises Every Good Hope
- Painman ONLY Stared. Man He Just Slashed With Those Hurtin' Eyes!
- Pissed Off And Peaced On Are A Ying And Yang Of Life
- Be Afraid Of Feeling The Fear And Then Going Ahead And Doing It Anyway
- Then The Inventions Began Inventing
- Being A Selfish Bitch Is Okay As Long As We All Agree On It
- They Had To Say I Love You Each Day Otherwise It Would Be Forgotten
- In Deciding Which Piece Of Clothing To Emulate Dude Crazily Chose Heavy Sweater
- And Right Beside Great Pain Was No Pain At All
- Dude's Mind Had Not Changed. Dude Had Changed Minds.
- Hype-Pocracy Is Yer Most Dangerous Kinda Fibbin'
- People Want Things Until They Can Have Them Then They Want Something Else
- There It Was, Right There... Right In Front Of Him! He'd Spent Eons Overlooking It!
- Dude, He Wanted The Seasons Bad And The Seasons, They Wanted Dude Too.
- Royalty Needed An Impressionable Opponent And In Came Religion. Religion Needed An I. O. And Who Income? Da State
- The Past Can Be Altered Once Homeostasis Has A Name
- Everything Don't Happen For A Reason But One Can Be Made Up Post Event
- How Do You Know Your City Is In Trouble? Look...You're Getting A Stadium!
- Democracy Is A Dandy Place Where People Choose The Name Of Herr Collector
- The World Has Cliffs That Move On Their Own And Look, One Slipped Under You.
- Even The Animals, Once They Jumped The Fence, Were Never "Fenced In" Again
- His Hugs Resembled Suffocation & Then He Sold Them Something For The Pain
- Hurting, After A While, Became The Thing To Do And He Didn't Want To Hurt Alone
- And Just In Case He Lost His Will Dude Murmured "Yay! All Shit Adds Up!"
- Costs Were Not Counted And Nothing Was Stopped So Over The Edge They Went
- Dude Smiled On Account Of The Pain Reminding Him That Living Exacts A Price
- Dude's Mind Was Questionable But His Body Made Lotsa Sound
- There Was No Need To Talk, They Were Going Where Everyone Was Going
- Game Shows Man We Need More Game Shows Man
- Everything About Cyclops Was Big, Even The Size Of His Mistakes
- In Place Of Love They Agreed Upon Some Cutsie Sounding Names
- To Live In Sweet, So Bloody Sweet, Dreamy Dream Dream Dream Dreams.
- Dude Realized He Was Of Two Minds So He Fired Both Guns At Once
- Everything Hopefully Wants A Taste Of Human
- They Were Third Person Living All Over That Place Where No One Can Pin Anybody Down
- When BatShit Crazy Works
- Their Lives Were Surrounded By The Essence Of Themselves & Explained The Averted Gaze
- Many Were Surprised That A Side Effect Of Nuclear Was Continuous & Pervasive Fibbing
- The Beggar Knew English And FoulMouth Too But Neither Really Very Well
- You Won't Belong She Said And In A Second He Said He Wouldn't
- You Should See What The Beggar Sees Cause Pally He Don't See You
- Outer Space Is Far Closer Than One Thinks
- Welcome To The Saskatchewan Bill-Hilly's
- How Many Small Lives Make Up A Large Life?
- Dude Allowed Pally A Full On Gaze But Not Into De Mize
- Never Allow The Things In Front Of You To Sneak Up From Behind
- Knowing That There's A Tipping Point Puts Balance In The Driver's Seat
- Birthday Cards Only Tell Yer Age Not How Old You Are
- People Control Their Odors But Toss Their Mind To The Wind
- Dude Was So Close To Being Stood Up There Was Little Anymore He Could Stand
- Freedom Must Be Assumed
- The Cattle Were Smart To Act Stupid Cause Now They Could Ignore Defense
- Don't Ever Forget The Bad Old Days Cause They'll Add Flavor To The Good
- Its Better To Get Drug By Yer Parachute Than Not Having The Beggar Open At All
- And Why Don't People Realize Their Dreams? Cause Its Fucking Hard That's Why.
- When Dude Said He Loved People They'd Say "Yeah, You Too" Right Back
- Dude Didn't Want To Doubt His Mother But Dammit She Doubted Him
- Contemplating Motive Robs Every Drink Of Its Fizz
- From Nothing To Shitty Diaper To Sitting Duck And Now This
- Flies Crazily Land On Flyswatters And Humans Pray Hard For A Heaven
- Things Have A Way Of Working Out So Slivers, DO YER DAMNEDEST!
- And If You Don't Give A Tree Respect It'll Sratch You All To Hell
- Dreams DO Come True. One Teeny Nightmare At A Time.
- Impaired Driving Laws: More Of What Doesn't Work Won't
- Dude Demanded To Then Met The Grand Mosquito King
- These Guys Called It A Soul And These Guys Called It A Credit Score
- In Order To Successfully Follow Yer Heart You Must Have A Heart To Follow
- Three Stages Of Life: Walk Behind, Ride On And Fly Ahead.
- Stories Must Be Told And Every Truth Needs Varnish
- Until They Howl You Never Know, A Coyote Could Be Right Beside You
- Yes He Was On Life Support But Here They Called It A Lawnmower
- Once Dude Had Been A Janitor Shit Never Was The Same Again
- Dude Liked Himself Some Good Hurting
- Jeepers The Internet Is Hungry Today
- How To Get People To Believe In You
- Reading, Righting And Arithmetrics
- When Adults Could Have Anything They Wanted Their Want Muscles Were Atrophied
- Help Is Just Around The Corner So Stay Off The Straight And Narrow
- Self Worth Ain't A Topic Of Conversation But Try Going A Day Without It
- Before It Was Yer Cheatin' Heart But Now Yer Phone Will Tell On You
- Remind Yerself How Smart You Are Because Nobody Else Will Do It
- Every Plant Knew That Humans Were Their Offspring And Humans Wanted To Be Gods
- Dude Failed At Almost Everything But Then Along Came Social Engineering
- Cards Going In Longways Can Never Go In Sideways Cause No, It Just Couldn't Work.
- A Ton 'O Ghastly Marks Idled Just Below His Now Clear and Unblemished Skin
- The Weather Can Work With Anyone But Will Anyone Work With The Weather?
- Power Eats Power Eats Power Eats Power
- They Knew How Many Beers And HotDogs Were Needed To Keep Good Citizens Glued
- Sure Dude Was Most Self Limiting But You Certainly Couldn't Tell Him That
- The Citizens Were Amazed That Their Amazes Didn't Look Like Amazes
- The World Reflects What Glimmers Inside Us & Dude Did Not Know Shit Could Shine
- If You Smell Like Piss And Do Not Know, Nothing Else Gonna Get Through To You
- Then Governments Invented Companies And Companies Did The Same
- The Farmer Pointed And That Animal Was GONE. No One Knew Who, Why Or Where.
- Agenda, Agenda. Whose Got The Agenda?
- And If We Could Get People To Pay For Sunlight We'd Never Have To Work Again
- "This Light" He Said, "Ain't Just Light." "No, This Light We Call Today."
- Thin Air Is A Great Place To Reside If You Don't Want People To Find You
- Cramming FOR Life Doesn't Work But Cramming Life Certainly Works
- If Life Was A Continuing Cycle Dude Would Need A Good Tire Pump
- Yer Not Getting Ahead Suited Up In No Plan To Get Ahead Gear
- When Cubic Zirconia Hit The Sears Catalogue A Million Loupes Hit The Floor
- We Can't Do Anything About Noise But Add Our Own Loud Howling To It
- Quantitative Easing = Shitting Yer Pants While Claiming You Don't Need A Crap
- How To Invent Yer Falling Through Crack
- Who Has Control? The People Who Think They Do That's Who.
- And Once He Was In The Driver's Seat Dude Treated Everyone Else Like A Walker
- Disappeared Means Now Not Here. Invisible Means Already Here.
- Say That Yer Not Rubbish But Every Night You Lay With Rubbish
- Would Sports Fly Without The Keeping Of Score?
- When The Religion Called State Says They Own Terra Firma
- LONG TERM THINKING The Cookie Said. You Need Longer Term Thinking Ahead.
- Took'em Outa Cars. Took'em Outa Trucks. Now They've Come For The Helicopter Pilots!
- Then The Plants Said Let There Be Animals And We've Been Serving Them Ever Since
- Plant A Few Friends & Plant 'Em Deep Cause One Day You'll Need To Harvest
- Being Good At Ignoring Pain Ain't A Talent Its A Curse
- Yeah God Was Big But God Was Big & Slow. Dude Moved Quickly Outa Gods Way.
- For Every Toe Stepped Upon There Were Two Arses To Be Kissed
- Shirking Responsibility Was Like Knowing How To Sew. Shit Could Be Made Outa Rags!
- Dude Made Love Outa Thin Thin Air And It Was Heavy Man Oh So Heavy
- "The Place Will Be Full Of Short Grass" He said. "There'll Be ShortGrassers Ev'rywhar."
- Brains Want Badly To Be Flooded And They Don't Much Care With What
- And For Nineteen Bucks Google Will Find You But Only For One Day
- When Pigs Fry - Workin' The Door Of A Hot Hot House In Merry Old Fukushima
- Tension Is Required To Keep Our Masks On And Please Keep Yer Masks To Yerself
- It Was Boredom Requiring A Lot Of Attention Which Made Its SUCK Quotient Rather High
- And There You Will Find Yer Angle, The One No One Is Working
- True, There Was No Need To Actually Lie But Lying Was What He Did
- Dude Was Living In The Lap Of Luxury But Hey, It Was Only The Lap
- Yer Best Parts Of Life Are Not For Display But To Peek At Now & Again
- Thank You Pain Thank You Pain For The Gain
- This Fear Of Being Different Came From The Outside In
- Dude Complained Like He Didn't Fish. No Line Was Ever Reeled In.
- Doing What You Want Takes Practice & An Ear Canal Shutter Or Two
- When Bigfoot Creates As Many Pictures As Jesus He'll Be Real Too
- Ruthless Wants To Be Yer Friend So It Can Sell Its Dazzling Cost
- When Electrons Are Crowded They Want To Move. Citizens Please Stay Put.
- The Same Energy Drives Every Person But The Power It Emits Is Different
- Souls Do Expose Themselves - Mostly Through Reflection
- This Was All That Dude Knew & It Was A Half A Percent Of Nothin'
- An Extremity Only Down The Rabbit Hole Leads Strait To Delayed Pain
- Hospitals Save And Gobble Life
- Dude Was Diagnosed With Patience So They Made Him Wait For Hours
- Kaizen - Forcing Unconscious Smiles
- Forget The NSA You Should See What The Birds Know About Us
- The Meeting Of The Vespidae
- Disagreement Ain't An Option With The Million Gun Gang
- UFOs And Ghosts Become Real The Instant They Are Considered
- You Can Get Felt Up From A Distance
- Life Has A Human Flystrip
- In Time, On Time - Two Way Waay Different Time Lines
- When Yer Tools Don't Fit The Equipment Git Looking For Different Equipment
- For Sure, Right Now, Tons 'O Easy Free Stuff
- If God Doesn't Strike You Dead When You Taunt Maybe You Can Bend State Laws
- The Future Is Unimaginable
- Then Shortly Post Inquisition Religion Handed Its Power To The State
- He Whom Laughs Last Lasts
- Wherever There Be Cans Full Of Cash Bankers Play Canny Can Can
- Statism Is A Heavy Cloak That Takes Practice To Hang Back On The Rack
- There's Ten Ways To Skin A Cat And One Of 'Em Allows The Cat To Keep Its Skin
- Sneaking Around Ain't As Much Fun As Simply Sneaking Straight Through
- People Who Won't Accept People As They Are Are Not As Innocent As They Portray
- Dude Never Could Leave Liberty City And LC Would Never Leave Him
- Emotional Peels That Woik! Called: SeeTee EffDee
- What Comes Around Goes Around. Sniff... Smell That? Something's Coming Around!
- Oh, To Have Outriggers.
- Reel Religion Minus The State Religion Equals Lawdy Lawd Now Speaks
- Don't Commit Emotional Suicide Cause The Clean Up Is Horrific
- For Daze We Peered Out Over The Edge Hoping Please For De Deestance To Grow
- A Broken Heart Cannot Help But Brake Surrounding Hearts
- Birthing Life Hurts Really Bad Otherwise We'd Live A New Life Daily
- Yer Rat Guy And Gopher Guy Are Different Guys
- The Lawd Desires HUMBO
- Testing Two Three Four Testing, Testing. Testing, This Is A Test.
- Yes Words Weigh And They ALWAYS Tip The Scales
- Them With Bonds Were Bondless While Them Without Bonds Bonded
- How Will You Change When There's No One Left To Change Into?
- Getting The Better Of Someone Else Doesn't Illuminate The Best In Us
- We Don't Know What's Good For Us So We Need Big Bro To Say
- When Normal Is Bad And Bad Is Normal
- If Yer Not Loving Life More Every Day Ya Better Start Looking Sideways
- One Way To Know If Yer Outa Time Is To Monitor Yer E.T. Guesswork
- Time Will Let Us Drive If We Give It The Wheel
- TEPCO-Taiw Ebry Peepo Chit's Okay
- Dude Was Depressed At Not Being Depressed & His Happy Was Not As Happy
- Maybe Dude Was Gay Cause He Sure Loved Him Some Brian Tracy
- Neutrinos Switch Identities And So Do We
- Dude Actually Enjoyed Being Followed Cause He Knew He Was Going Nowhere
- When One Bun In A Bag Is Moldy Pretty Soon They All Are
- When Bankers Play Monkey In The Middle They Always Always Cat Shit
- If This Was Still The Wild Wild West What You Did Would Be Oakie-Doakie
- Ain't No Points For Being Nice But There's A Hellova Lot Fewer Black Eyes
- Some People Have Nothing To Say And It Takes Them A Very Long Time To Say It
- Life Requires A Damage Deposit But We Have To Guess How Much It Is
- Arses Can Be Lied Off Without Affecting Size
- Give Fear A Room In Yer House But Make It Small With A Bell On The Door
- When Usury Is Normal Not Caring Is Too
- Two Pee Words Which Must Affect Us Uncontrollably
- Forgiveness Don't Cure Assholery
- Bite Size Life Or You'll Choke On It
- If Governments Were Parents They'd Have Their Children Taken Away
- Yer Eye Is You, Yer Arm Is You And Yer Arse And Feet Are Still You
- It Sure Is Tough Being A Scoundrel But Someone Has To Do It
- People Back From Outer Space Say This Town's On Its Own
- Do The Right Thing Even If It Don't Get Done
- He Praised The Lawd 'Till The Cows Come Home & Still Had To Bring The Cows Home
- CAUTION: Dude Has MEMES
- If You Got No Good Secrets Then Get Some
- If You Too Input Yer Output Yer Input Output Will Suffer
- When People That Wanna Change Find It Tough Mr. NeedtaChange Won't Notice
- Same Guy Running The Grader Means Roads Gonna Look The Same Too
- If We Don't Recognize Our Bacteria How's God Supposed To Recognize Us?
- Big Companies Can Sure Change You But You Cannot Change Big Companies
- You Don't Have To Think Yer Really Smart To Really, Really Be
- The SeeStem What Drives You Can Also Drive Yer Car
- Dude Suffered Much From Chronic ButtHurt
- Evolution Requires A Driving Force Is Why Talents Don't Enhance Themselves
- If Yer Not In A Gang Why Not?
- Luck Does Favor The Prepared Man But It Still Shines When There's Less Prepared
- The Circus Operates Behind The Scenes And If Yer Not Performing Yer A Patron
- Shit Always, Always Rolls Down Hill And It Don't Care About The Size Of Hill
- They Say One Shouldn't Cry Over Spilled Milk But We Shouldn't Lay In It Either
- When You Get Charged For Doing The Human Thang
- There Is A Machine That Makes People And It Makes Them However It Wants
- If You Take All The Blame You're Able There Won't Be Any Left For THEM
- Dude Was Far From Being Of Sound Mind As Now He Was Allergic To Noise
- And Even If I Can't Run Away I'm Still Running, Running, Running.
- Many Houses Burn Through Rainstorms
- Them That Demand To Go Go Go Obviously Don't Like It Here
- Move Yer Furniture And Change Yer Life But Only For A Little While
- Glass Don't Make No Noise Till It Hits The Dirt But Just The Same It's Crashing
- Anapestic Tetrameter Grabs Attention, Busts Ear Drums And Beats Down Paths.
- THE Wealthy Don't Want To Be Famous And The Wealthy That Do Are Not
- When You Sleep In Dangerous Places It's Unhealthy To Jump Out Of Bed
- Don't Think Of It As Prison It's Just Recalled Parts
- Thanks For Thanking All Those Thankless Craving Thanking
- Yer Body Is Not Even Owned By You So Please Take Better Care Of It
- Lemons Might Work As Condoms But They're A Farly Big Peel To Swaller
- Sleep Ain't Lost Its Patient
- To Take A Wrong Turn Is Normal But To Continue Down That Road Is Crazy
- Conclusions Must Not Be Jumped To, They Must Seep In Over Time.
- Human Is Clouded By Many Things Which Must Be Looked Beyond
- Riled Up Is What Sold The News And Boy The News Needed Buyers
- Whatever Is Larger, Our Future Or Our Past, Is The Force That Really Drives Us
- Parents Who Spank Their Kids For Hitting Would Make Excellent Fed Economists
- You Talk Down To Me And We Sure As Hail Now Done R Talkin'
- Timing Be Da Beeg King
- Don't Be Dair Yerself When Someone Else Will Do
- Sometimes We Stumble In, Sometimes We're Sent. Stumbing's Waay Waay Better.
- Use Yer Inside Voice To Find A Different Outside Voice
- When There's Only One Person In Yer Body You Don't Put Up Much Up Of A Fight
- Belief Comforts As Well As Blinds While Understanding Leads The Way
- When We Sing A Love Song To A Country We Should Know Who We're Romancing
- Once The Devil Covered His Horns With A Cowboy Hat No One Knew Who He Was
- Dude Stayed As Invisible As He Could Cause He Didn't Want To Be Disappeared
- When Crazy King Henrys In The Marrying Mood Its Safer To Stay Single
- Bullshit Flies And Like Many Birds It Migrates
- If Yer Not Versed In Obfuscation That There's A Crying Shame
- Telling The Truth In The Liars Club Is Yer Recipe For Disaster
- If A Dog Bites Its Master Does Too
- Every Lie Has Plenty 'O Friends
- When The Human Wolf Pack Gets Too Big It Only Thinks About The Pack
- Watch Out For Careless Passers On The Hypocritical Path
- Thick Skins And Thick Skulls Often Go Hand In Glove
- Me Me Me Rules The World And There Ain't Much Room For Us
- Showing Heart In A Heartless World Can Get Yer Heartbeat Rat Outa Ya
- Future Vision Is Shaped Like A Fake Heart, There's Nothing Directly In Front.
- Pressure Is Great If You Can See The End Of It Otherwise It IS The End
- Then Some Slaves REALLY Deep-Sixed Work
- Ears Can Get Deadly Lazy
- Where Have All The Sockdologers Gone?
- Sure There's A List And You Can Get On It. Getting Off Is Another Story.
- In The Background Ran A Program Known As Indolent Lassitude
- Looking The Other Way Usually Alleviates Benificent Inward Searching
- Catholics Looked Outward For Lucifer When The Beggar Had An Inside Job
- Things Will Be Different When We Run Da Woild
- When The NSA Director's Lips Are Moving Now You Know He's Lying
- The Natzis Stopped Whomever They Wanted But Could Not Stop Themselves
- Then The Weezard Said "U Can't Think For Yerself" & Pretty Dang Soon We Couldn't
- With His Imaginary Boundaries Firmly In Place He Began To Pretend They Weren't
- Reality And Hope Don't Usually Meet In The Middle But Meet They Always Do
- Dude Was Temperamentally Unsuited To Institutions & They Returned His Favor
- You Too Can Attack Yerself And You Don't Even Have To Fight Back
- Mark Yer Depots Far And Wide For Yer Return May Be A Tad Off Course
- It's Quite Alright To Be Unliked And In Some Cases Manditory
- Neurosis Requires A Lot Of Time So Don't Start What You Cannot Finish
- If He Was Half The Man He Thought He Was His Clothes Would Fit Him Better
- He Asked That No One Please Follow Him Because He Himself Was Lost
- Dude Was Certain When The Saints Marched In They'd All Be In Step With Him
- Shit On The Fan Blades Counts As Nada. Its The Shit In The Air That Matters.
- One Need Not See The Entire Shark When A Fin Will Do The Trick
- Just Dude Being There Ensured Others Weren't
- On Being Wrong
- If It Was Just U
- Front Left Pocket Is City U, Front Right Is Provincial U & Back Right Is The Federal U
- It Didn't Seen Weird At The Time As There Was HorseShit Everywhere
- When Surrounded By Fake Humans Be As Real As Absolutely Possible
- Never Stop Saying "Ugh, I SUCK!"
- The Chain Of Command Takes No Brakes
- There's A Puppet Audience, A Puppet, A Puppeteer, Strings On The Puppeteer...
- How Politically Correct Guessing Stupids Up Yer Thinking Patterns
- In Follow-The-Leader One Only Hopes That Their Leader Don't Go Over The Edge
- Then The Graduates Were Sold So Much Shit That Everyone's Eyes Turned Brown
- A Party Line Needs Lotsa Carriers, More If Its Really Heavy
- When Human Rights Start Heading Out The Door They Often Need A Bigger Door
- Fame Seeks More, Power Wants More And Wealth Needs All It Can Get
- When Yer Dead Yer Dead So Don't Act Dead Sooner
- Just Because A Blind Man Would Be Happy To See It Still Don't Cut No Slack
- Intent Once Unleashed Takes On A Life Of Its Own
- You Gotta Bite The Snake Before The Snake Bites You
- Regardless, Press On: Allows For God-Like Power But Only If You Don't Give Up
- If The Root Remains Yer Weed Pullin' Time Is Wasted
- Once We Know What Starves Cancer In People We'll Use It To Save The World
- A Why That Is Medium Hammers All Big 'Ol Hows
- Dudes Paranoia Was Through The Roof & Damn It Looked Like Reign
- Individualism Was A Thing Of The Past. Now You Had To Be Somebody
- Then The Whistleblowers Got Jabbed In The Eye With The Very Same Whistles They Blew
- Dude Became A Damn Fine Citizen And A Very Mediocre Human
- Stuff Can Be Heard With An Ear On The Track But You Musn't Lay Yer Head Dare
- Sure She Was Coercive & Manipulative But Still She Was His Mom
- The Watchers Reported There Was Nuthin' To See & Everyone Should Move Along
- Dude Was Sly Cause He Was A Graduate Of Sly School
- Ignorance Is Required To Maintain Mental Health
- The "Real" World Is As Scary As A ShitStorm
- Boston Brakes Take The Guess Out Of Deathwork
- The Sheep Could Only Fit A Few Floaters TopSide & Before Long She Rolled Rat Over
- Dude Forgot Things Constantly And Sometimes He Forgot He Forgot Things
- Pain Pain Go Away And Don't Come Back Until I Say
- The Majority Of Zombies Have No Concept As To The Degree Of Their Zombification
- Just Because You Think Yer Good Doesn't Mean Yer Good At Thinking
- When Yer Ideal Self Hates Yer Actual Self Life Gets Interesting In A Hurry
- We Can Add To Mama Entropy's Work Or She Can All Go The Other Way
- Find Yer Part In This Big 'Ol Play Then Act It, Act It, Act.
- Improve A Tiny Bit Of The Planet By Starting Where You Stand
- If Yer Not Wrong You Can't Change And If You Think You Can't Change Yer Wrong
- U Can Be Woo-Inned
- The Original Internet
- Lots Of People Realized Their Limits But Dude Would Not
- A Flashlight Ain't The Thing It Illuminates Even Though It Does
- Guessing How Close You Are To Getting Smacked Is A Skill Called Anticipation
- Lots Of Businesses Work Under Different Monikers. You, However, Must Not.
- "Your" Personalities Are Not Yers. Lots Of People Use The Same One.
- Sure He'd Analyze His Beliefs But Never Where They Came From
- Father Struck The Children "Just Because" To Keep Them On The Straight & Narrow
- The Environmental Charge Isn't A Tax It Goes Straight To The Planet's Purse
- When Finally His Umbilical Cord Was Cut Dude Was Stunned To Learn He Had One
- Yes There Was A Clue To His Insanity's Cause & It Lived In The God Damn Mirror
- Dude Stumbled And Fell Then Looked About But He Was The Only Tripper There
- Feed The Emotions You Want To Grow And They'll Have Offspring Without Asking
- Dude Never Wanted His Son To Follow But He Didn't Cover His Tracks That Well
- Maturity Entered As Idealism Left And An Odor Of Confusion Stung The Air
- The Old Neighborhood Looks The Same But Something Is Very, Very Different.
- The Hawthorne Study Proves That A Panopticon Works Exactly As Intended
- This Robot Says Yer Grass Is Too Long And Boy, You Sure Need A Haircut!
- Mom Spanked Dude Until He Cried And Dad Chased Him Far With An Axe
- Dude Found A Pause Button, Then Fast Forward And Rewind.
- If Violence Works There Will Be Hell To Pay
- And Before They Knew It Being Followed Was What Everybody Wanted
- Please Do Something To Make Yourself Proud & Then Worry About That For A Bit
- Respectfully Asking For Intermittent Help Makes For A Stronger Weakness
- The SquareHeads Were Happy When They Met Cause Now They Could Make A Block
- Too Much Empathy Ruins Yer Party On Account Of Always Being In Servant Mode
- Dude Was One Of Those Burn Easy Kin So He Insulated Himself From Da Heat
- To Be Really Good With Not Being Good Is The Very Best Good To Be
- Insects Were Yer Very First Cell Phone
- When Inconvenience Ends
- The Beggars Got So Good At Bait & Switch That They Even Switched That Up
- Nasty Things Were Done To The Sane To Make Them A Little Moar Crazy
- This Tempered Love Would-Not-Cut, It Only Shattered In A Million Pieces.
- He Shortly Considered Becoming Mute But Couldn't Carry That Much Golden Silence
- Dude Commited Suicide Yesterday And This New Guy Wanted Better Clothes
- When The Farmer Said BOO The Cows Said Moo Thinking It Was All The Same
- 1984 Was Sold As Fiction But It Certainly Was Non
- As People Found Out How The Real World Works They ALWAYS Got Blown Away
- Crazy People Think That Banks Are Criminals & Ought To Be Locked Away
- The World Seems Unchangeable From Under A Bus
- Turnkey Tyranny The Sly Dude Said. That's What They Wanted To Buy.
- The Man Said Ain't No Boogiemen Here So No One Looked Under Their Bed
- Dude Figured Out That The Trick Was Over BEFORE The Magic Began
- And Afterward Almost No One Said "My God What Does This Mean?"
- Feeling Like A Heel Usually Points To Toes A Person Can Get Up On
- Working On The Edge Of The Human Mind Can Resemble Being Out Of It
- The Trouble With Money Is Once You've Got It, It Has You.
- There Was Too Much Piss & Not Enough Vinegar For The Cake To Bake As Planned
- Someone Figured Out That If Everyone Lied There'd Be No Such Thing As Fibs
- Noise Pollution Didn't Matter. In Fact, They Wanted More.
- Some Of The Plants Drove Their Humans To Watch After Them Day And Night
- Barry L. Williams 56 Up
- You Got Yer Good Vibrations & Yer Bad Vibrations & Feeling Them Isn't Voluntary
- Rats Ruled The Sheep's Basement And They Ran The Bridge Too
- A Cat Is A Cat Is A Catty-Cat-Cat No Matter What Names We Call It
- "Sports" Can't Be "Fixed" But The Players Can
- Dude Stole From His GrandKids & Still Overspent. He Acted Like A Government.
- Road Rage Runs FREE In Frustration Sit-ee
- When Time Runs Out Will You?
- Barry L. Williams Is A Very Odd Fellow
- Why Don't Retail Stores Polish Their Floors In The Daytime?
- If Yer Not Eager To Be Yourself Then Who You Itchin' To Be?
- When Hints And Threats Fail To Work You Know Its Blackmail Time
- If Countries Were Islands & Debt Was Distance We'd Be Paddling Out To Sea
- Movie Stars Don't Die (Not For A Long Time Anyway) And None Of Us Do Either
- Thinking Highly Of Yerself Still Don't Pay The Rent
- When The Circus Is In Town And The Beggar Will Not Leave
- At Times He Considered Pulling The Pin But There Was More Than One Pin To Pull
- Suit Dude Said That's Not How It Works. Everything Keeps Going Up And Up.
- She Was Right As Rain On Her Own For Sure But In The Herd Was Easily Lost
- The Only Way To Avoid Mutilation Was To Man Up & Open The Out Door
- Even Buffalo Bill Couldn't Save Sitting Bull Once The Native Cops Wanted Him Dead
- The Boss Is Bad & Safety's Secondary So Soon We All Worked Dare.
- Making Or Breaking? The Uniforms Are Different.
- And Even If You Must Penetrate Bushes, You Come To The Spot We Said
- There Ain't No Bills For Ten Times The Taxi Fare
- Darbage Is Waste You Eliminate Yerself
- There's A Bend Ahead Drive Around It!
- Dude Thought Of His Mother A Thousand Times More Than He Said Said Said
- After The First Umbilical Cord Is Cut Everyone Stays Connected
- Dad Sat There Watching Us Fight Cause He Brought Us Here To Do That Rat?
- Don't You Dare Keep Shit Private
- Greed Blinds Peripheral Vision And Slowly Snags Every Insight
- When Dude Started Arguing With Himself She Was Conundrums All Around
- Hypocrisy Sure Runs Real Deep And For This We Have No Boots
- Remember When Your Thick Skin Comes How The Others Are Still Thin
- The First Few Things Birds Said Were Important But Tweets Were Old News Now
- With The Right Ingredients Good Shit Happens. Its The Same Formula For Bad.
- They Took Clothing, Scalps And Horses But Threw The Money To The Wind
- On Sail Or On Sale, Something Still Being Purchased.
- And When The Lead Dog Shat The Following Dogs Fought To Lap It Rat Up
- Living With A God Who Is Not Within Causes People To Go Without
- Spontaneous Compulsion Smells Like Freedom But It Ain't
- So The Judge Chewed Dude A Brand New Arse As If Another Asshole Would Help
- Pally Realized Late That Smokin' Crack Wit Da Man Was Waay Too Bad For His Health
- If You Don't Believe In Multiple Universes Where Does Heaven Fit In?
- AFuckingAppreciation Is Called That For Its Reproductive Value.
- Driving Fast, Working Hard, Drugs And Religion Are All Psychoactive Agents.
- Be A Good Tool Of The Human Spirit By Describing What You Are
- This World Better Treat Us Right Cause There's Another One Just Next Door
- Dude's Never Hid His Assumptions But Hide Like The Dickens They Did
- Then Came A Time When Every Mind Was Owned By The Powers That Be
- The World Was Going To Hell In A Handbasket And Then Suddenly It Arrived
- Soon Every Gasoline Engine Would Only Run On Gold
- Dude Was Forever Pushing Boundaries But The Boundaries Pooshed Right Back
- Brush Up On Yer Voluntary Ignorance For Today You'll Likely Need It
- The LogPile She Gets Squishier The Further Down One Lies
- "Dammit, This Fame Is A Killer!" Said Custer, Lifting The Revolver To His Noggin
- All These Horses Is Greedy. Which One Y'all Want Ta Ride?
- Then These Two Bricks Ran Into Each Other
- Say I Force Myself To Ask Something Hard. Will It Take Force For U To Answer Back?
- Not Arse-Hole... Our Soul.
- In Case You Weren't Here
- Dude Came Home And Made Some Wool. No Wait-A-Minute, That Was The Sheep.
- The Killer Was Stunned That His Killer Killed Killers
- The Compass Lives And Bounces Around And Nobody Says A Thing
- When Watches Needed Winding Time Was Long But Still Fine Finite
- Better Not Imagine Yerself As Better Cause What If You Have To Keep Up
- Goodwill And The Boogieman Wear The Same Shoes
- We Want You And Yer Joe King Outa Here
- Beware Yer Inner Juggler
- The Unofficial Diminishment Committee
- If You Tell Your Manager To Fuck Off They're Usually No Longer Yer Manager
- Learn How To Speak BeeYach Before You Need To
- We "Domesticated" Dogs & Before Anyone Knew It We Were All Picking Up Shit
- Dude's Pedestal Ensured He Was A Big Fan 'O Hierarchy
- Bury Yer Fibs By Surrounding Yerself With Friendly Fellow Fibbers
- Oil Tycoons Adhere To Supply & Demand. We Have Loot And They Demand It.
- Busy Hands Make For Very Light Thinking
- Reality's Light Is So Bent That If We Look Straight We Won't See Its Shadow
- Authority Always Lies In Wait While At Other Times It Just Lies
- Wouldja Work Half As Hard For Yerself As You Would For Someone Else?
- When Yer Quitting Point Matches Yer Partners Now You've Ground A True Halt
- We All Know Someone With Mental Health Issues Even If We Don't Know Anyone
- Got No Negotiating Skills? How Bout Employing Hierarchy?
- Witches, Negros And Persecuted People All Ride The Same Rails As Pot
- Evil Describes Rabid Animals Dressed Up To Resemble Humans
- People Who Herd Children Are The Worst Of The Pack
- If You Think Yer Sick Then Yer Thinking Might Be Sick
- The Past And Future Will Shake Hands But They Don't "Like" Each Other
- Recognizing Patterns Is Imperative. Recognizing Origin Is Sweeter Than Sweet.
- Five Good Smart Friends Swell Yer Noggin So Much That None Of Yer Hats Will Fit
- If There's Enough Crazy People They Ain't Crazy
- Birds Have Intent. Do You?
- When Better Times Smiled On You And You Refused To Smile Back
- The Path We Tread Is Bound With Fraught If We Wind Up Where We Ought Not
- Experience Often Hampers The Unfurling Of Reality's Cloak
- Eight Hours A Day Is Waay Too Long To Head In The Wrong Direction
- Increase Yer Capacity For Thought Through A Parallel Brain Contraption
- There Is No Playing Dead On The Cattle Truck Of Life
- Listening To The City Makes You Dozy
- And Dude Had Every Lawnmower In The Booky Book Book
- Please Paralyze Jis Part Of My Concern So I Can Still At Least Think Of Myself
- Direction Matters And Speed Matters When Tripping On The Staircase Of Time
- Imagine Yerself As Someone Else And Poof! Gawddammit You Are!
- You May Think Yer Thinking But Recalling Ain't Thinking
- So If You Think No One's Watching That's Jis You Thinking That No One Is Watching
- The Day After Dude Didn't Take His Pill Was The Day Everything Got Different
- Normal Is A Function Of Timing Pally So Please No Chanting Right Now
- The Laziest Engaged Strivers You've Never Seen
- One Day The Burning Of Records Stopped Because CD's Were Now Being Burnt
- When The Truth Is Stretched You Can See Rat Through It
- Yer Deeds Belong To You Alone But Its Partners For Everything Else
- Locate Yer Rate Of Decay Then Dive In
- Without A Plan There Was Nothing To Change While Change Changed Everything
- Nothing To Say Ain't Just Yer Problem, Yer Silence Harms Us All.
- Hope You Don't Mind Yer Mind Being Read
- Old Humans Ain't Allowed In The World Of Inc. So It's Botox, Hair Hats & Dye
- Yer Best Friend Bitter Be You
- How To Organize In The Face Of Chaos
- Want To Overcome Bankaphobia? Find A Banker You Can Look In The Face.
- Similar To The Model T Ford, Religious Belief Has Its Place.
- Vibrations Add And Vibrations Subtract Based On How You Feel About Them
- If You Can't Be In Two Places At Once How Bout Trying A Trillion?
- Living The Life Of Riley In Solitary Confinement
- Yer Habits Pretend That Reality Stays The Same
- Quantitative Easing = Hoping Beer Farts Don't Stank
- The Way We Face Matters
- And When Digital Went Analog Tongues Everywhere Twisted
- The Lazy Man's Work Is Never Done
- Get Yer Entropy Afore She's All Gone
- You Should See Dude's Shit On The Internet Or Its Ditch
- Don't Get Yer Fractal In A Not
- Yeah Right. And Caterpillars Expire.
- Kin You Climb Outa Yer File?
- If People Are Programmable Then Who Is Their Programmer?
- Then It Came To Pass That The "Official" Story Was A Just Another Story
- Wherever Two Things Meet There's A Stink
- Course, If The Good Lord Didn't Bring This Shite On He/She Ain't Gonna Take It Away
- Stop Licking Chops What Isn't Yers
- And As Well As Saying "Don't Be Scared" He Said "Be Very, Very Afraid."
- So Runner, Gambler & Ladder Climber. This Is Heaven, The Line Up Forms Here.
- If The World Has A Down Hill Pull Let's Yank It
- In The End He Was Desperate. He Danced Watching With The Stars.
- Poss-Sib-Buh Is A Noise Well Worth Noising
- Remember, Cold Fire Don't Burn
- Every Eye Sees Its Own Truth But The Big Eyes Horde The Light
- Yes Fame Has A Price And It Doesn't Always Pay
- There Are Many Good Reasons To Not Be You So Think Of One... Any One
- And Anyone Operating With Zero Contrast Must Be Fully Washed Up Before Dinner
- The Future Out Pulled The Push Of The Past And That Caused The Disconnect
- Then Feeling Like He Needed To Be Squeezed Dude Moved Into Town
- Dude Admitted To Being A Poor Boy Scout Cause He Could No Longer Do What Knots
- He Asked The Kids To Join Him 'Neath The Rock Perched On Wimbly Stick
- And When The Kids Could Not Make Up Their Mind Big Brudder Did It For Them
- People Want To Leave Their Marks And Sometimes They're Not High
- Doubt Has Its Place And Its Yer Job To Keep It There
- Don't Forget About Opinion Because One Owns You
- Stay Where You Are And You Stay Right Fucking Where You Are
- And Den It Hits Me: You Doan Leab Kraft Dinner Fer Three Days
- Measuring Inconsideration Thru Wee Bits
- Be Aware Of The War Of
- Oh, To Start At Fuck All
- EveryThang's Okay If Yer Not Looking Right
- Close In On Yer Favorite Archetypes By Following Their Blessed Tracks
- How To Watch Yer Thoughts Evolve
- Effecting People From A Distance Without Stinking To High High Heaven
- This Plus This Don't Equal This And This
- There's No Good Reason To Hang Around If You Really Don't Want To Be Here
- Opposites Are Joined At The Hip With Scratches In Their Eyes
- Every Sweet Dream Has The Power To Plant The Awesome Seeds Of Nightmare
- When Nobody Cares And Nobody Cares That Nobody Cares
- In Defense Of Udders
- Once Yer Mind Is Made Up, Reality's Mind's Made Up Too.
- So We're Slaves Said Rusty Brain. To Whoo, Whaa, And Where?!
- When Yer Intent Is Adrift, Should You Remain Nearby?
- Don't Get So Good At Takin' Out Garbage That Shit Being Tossed Ain't Garbage
- "Bet?" He replied. "Hell Yes Bet! But Place The Biggest GawdDamn Bet Upon Yerself!"
- Over There! Over There! Who Could Really Give A Hoot 'Bout Over There?!
- And When The Buck Stops Here There Better Be Room
- In The Middle Of Confusion There's A "U". Start There.
- Dude Wanted Bad To Feel Real Anxious - But Only When He Wanted To
- When The Shit Hits The Fan Only You Will Get Stanky
- The Aimless Existence Ain't A Good Use Of Air
- Please Tell Me DocKtor Life... How Many One Eighties I Got Left?
- I Got A Gawd Damn Phone Number Bitch!
- So There's A Part Of Us What Sees One Blue Only
- You Was Gonna Do Dis. Gonna Do Dat. Dis & Dat Ain't Done So Yer Still Wrong Rat?
- It's Tougher To Go With The Flow Fer Sure Once Yer Buoyancy's Been Impaired
- Officer, Please. Are Yer Dad Blame Tickets Doing The Tiniest Bit 'O Good At All?
- Jeepers. Foibles Seem Real Big Up Close!
- Yeah Well Dude Didn't Want To Write At All But He Did 'Cause The Force Made Him.'
- It's Me Asshole
- Always Give Them Lotsa What They Don't Want
- Kin You Git Other People To See Yer Dream? If You Can It's No Longer A Dream.
- So Dude Edits His Stories And Sees Too Many Knives. Thanks Alot BackStabber!
- When You Want It To Be Real And Yer Only Dreaming Hop Out Fast Right There
- You Said You Could Do It And You Did It. It Worked. So Now Jis Sit Back And Breathe.
- Today's A Good Day To Start Again
- That Knot In Yer Gut Ain't A Not In Yer Gut
- There's Got To Be One More Point On The Scale Or No Points Would Exist At All
- And Then He Jumped From Higher Hills
- One Dude Claimed The Island As His Own And His Comrades He Now Called Citizens
- When Bullies Run The Only Game In Town
- They Spoke Like Maybe It Was Choices For All But The Janitors Knew Better Than Ask
- Jesus I Don't Know How Many Times I Said "Don't You Play On Those Stupid Tracks"
- Can You Not See Boy? Clowns Run The World!
- If Life Says T'Sleep Wit Da Peegs Den Ya Does It But Ya Doesn't Hafta Wanna Do It
- How Do You Wreck A Reputation When The Owner Beats You To It?
- "That'll Be The Gawddamned Day I Pay For Television!" Someone Maybe Oneday Said.
- He Really Wanted To Stay In The Boat And The Lyron Wanted Him Too.
- Far As He Knew It Was All Made Up. 'Course With The Help Of Others.
- Waiting Counts As Doing Something When There's Nothing To Do But Wait
- The World Is Made Of Many Assumptions So Lets Assume We Don't Know Them All
- When Bad Taughts Become Good Taughts Dey Was Good From Da Get-Go-Dee-Oh
- Our Sheriff Warns Twice And Shoots Just One Time Only
- Calling - All - Agitents. Time To Stop Rocking and Rolling.
- Confuse Yer Limbic And Cerebral Arenas And Here's Where Yer Problems Start
- Soon He Was Surrounded By Crazy People & By Contrast Now Appeared Quite Sane
- You Can't Get Through To People Whom Are Not In Yer Universe
- And Long Before Everyone Had Had Their Fill They All Had Had Enough
- First Came Yer Long Hair Beatles. Now Other Shit Came Here Too.
- Be Self Serving. Yar Anyway.
- Jesus Christ - To Be Away From The Ways We Wuzz
- When Bad Becomes Good and Good Becomes Bad
- Until Da Big Boys Come I Am King. Okay?
- The Daze Before Countries Traveled
- Feel That Slipping? Hold Onto That. Hold Onto It As Long As You Can.
- We're Flippin' Through Dimensions Pal So Don't Be Puking Here. Puke Over There.
- Psst! Cain't Be No Description For Quiet He Yelled.
- Life On Resting Volcanoes Causes Stress But Boy, Once Dey Starts Ta Rumblin'...
- This - Too - Shall - Pass So Look Out!
- Really Go Down The Roads You Don't Want To To Stop Going There In Yer Mind
- Don't Know What Happened?! Pretend You Do & Whoop About It From Dere.
- Disorder The Pecking Order
- It's A Long Way To Re-Al-Ii-Tea Eee, It's A Long Way To Go!
- Fear As Motivation Works Great In The Moment But You Better Not Turn Yer Back
- People Be Hatin' On The Po Po. Why?
- So You And Yer Transference. For Two Then, Right?
- In Materialism The Devil Is Debt Because It Eats And It Eats And It Eats
- Reality Is Funnel Shaped With Voluntary Direction And Speed
- Please Tell Humanity What You've Learned
- When He Pulled Up Camp The Men All Grumbled They'd Be Setting It Up Again
- Make Shores You Can Swim To
- Purpose Is The What Of Life
- Assholes Can Be World Champions
- Four Guys In A Room. Two With Guns and Body Armour. Two Beside Demselves.
- Yer Old Kit Bag Is Pretty Big So Ahm Guessing You Got A Pile 'O Troubles
- And If We're Going Down Throw Out The Heavy Thinkers First
- Even If Nuts Realize They're Nuts That Don't Stop Them From Being Nuts
- The Old Bastard Was Forthcoming And That's Why People Despised Him
- Telling The Truth To Lying Bastards Is A Self Defeating Program
- Stress Don't Ask To Pile On Yer Wagon As It Sneaks Up From Underneath
- A Mind Has Many, Many Channels But One Of Them Gotta Be Clear
- Act Before Yer Acted Upon And You'll Be Tired But Still In Action
- Have A Paradigm Shift For Breakfast And You'll Want Another One For Lunch
- Oh Sweet Jesus. They Found My Blog.
- He Got Slapped On The Face Mother Fucker. Dude Knows When It's A Slap.
- Regard And Respect Both Start With R's But They Don't End With That
- Dude Says He Knows Hes Scaring Me But Yeah, He Wants Me To Know
- And Once You Check Out You Never Ever Check In
- We'll Talk Upon Yer Highest Mountain But The Chips We Let Fall Will Fall All The Way
- So He Asked His Friend Selling Lotto Tickets Are They Here To Help Or To Hurt?
- When One Reads People Loud & Clear They Needn't Be That Loud Or That Clear
- As Dude Looked Into His Dragon's Faces He Nearly Shat His Gawd-Damn Pants
- Gawd Damn The Banker Man
- House Values Went Through The Roof As Human Value Hit The Basement
- Soon The Intellectual Phase Locking Wall Was So High No Idea Could Scale It
- We're Driving Every Kinda Screw With Every Kinda Driver And Pally, You Are One.
- See No Evil, Hear No Evil. Hmm, Where Come Dat Evil?
- What If It's Not Imaginary? What If A Form Of X-Ray Vision Is Real?
- If It's A Make-Work Project Make It Look Like Yer Working
- To Imagine Someone's Love
- He Said Ell-Em Stood For Pally, Pally... You Gotta... "Listen More"
- It Was Just So Easy To Smile And Nod. Jesus He Wished He Could.
- Any Student Can Get Credit But Workers Must Prove Their Mettle
- With Dogs A Ball Is Thrown. With People The Ball Is Cash.
- And Once Smug Was On Their Pedestal They Were Afraid To Let It Down
- It's Our Policy Now We Don't Trust Anyone Anymore, The Nice Banker Lady Said.
- Oh The Games Behind Games Behind Games That Are Played!
- Once BankaPhobia Sets In, Yer Deposits Start Dropping Off
- She Was A Mother First & A Banker Second And Yes, She Actually Said So
- He Was Way, Waay Outside The Box When They Called Him To Go Back
- You Know Very Well I Don't Know Myself But I Wanna, I Wanna Know ME!
- We Don't Gotta Live With Grizzly Bears But Grizzly Bears Gotta Live With Us
- And So Today Mickey Mouse Is A Real Thing
- Wait A Minute To Kill Yerself Trent The Life Insurance Policy Says
- Y'all Say Lawdy Come Rat Home But My Home Needs A Home Alone
- This Planet Won't Be Here When I Get Black
- A Heel Appears Steepest Right At Its Crest And Crests Take A Lota Breaths
- The Water Was Airborne Before Anyone Realized That This Here Was An Oil Blaze
- The Wind Blew More Than A Stink Off, It Moved Troubles Every Which Way
- Now Natural Was Unnatural Or Was It The Other Way Around?
- Many People Leave Their Mark But They Don't Want To Talk About It
- The Pitter Patter Of Reigning Down
- Yeah Heaven... C'min. It's Uh, Commander Barry. Second Stage Separation Complete.
- I Did This To Get Here So... Here I Am. Hello.
- Dude Didn't Feel Like Himself Anymore And He Couldn't Feel Like Anyone Else
- I`ll See You In Thumpsville
- Resist, Okay But To Avoid Is Better Yet
- Then The Rules What Wouldn't Bend Were Broke, Initiating A Fair Bit Ò Residue.
- In A Parallel Universe Not So Very Far Away The Idea Poked An Aneurism
- And When Company's Here For Gawds Sake The Dawg Don't Lick No Plates!
- Theres A Great Big Difference Between Really Relaxing And Simply Being At Rest
- Hey Mister Body, Ain'tcha Read Ya No Signs? Says Air Ain't A No Hauntin' Here.
- Do You Have A Blind Eye To Turn?
- Guilt Ain't Something To Be OutRan That Sucker Can Only Be Dodged
- Dude Was A Wick-Dom Of His Beliefs
- When Something Goes Cleek You Write It Down So Everybody Can Hear It
- Den When Freedom Comes We All Loved Da Yolk So Many Jis Kepp It On
- The Shell On The Idea Was So Tough It Required Flipping Over To Be Seen
- Trees Were Falling All Over The Forrest And Not One Of 'Em Made A Sound
- One Can't Do What One Wants Can One?
- The Words Tried But Could Not Replicate What The Seer Said He Saw
- And In This Universe Everyone Cross Dresses
- Yer A Gazzillion Yous Wide And Twice As Many Deep
- 1992: The Year The Earth Started Cleaning Out Its Closet
- If You Doan Like Whar Or How Yer Livin' How Bout Changin' States?
- Somethin' Else?! Somethin' Else?! Ain't Nothing Else To Do!
- When The Captain Knows And Don't Say Shit That Rat There's A Bad Dude
- The God Of Sports Loves Children And Hates On Painless Gain
- My Search Engine Is More Powerful Than YOUR Search Engine
- Praise The Lawd! Praise The Lawd! Carl Jung Was A Buffoon As Well!
- Ideas Don't Stop. Can You Imagine The Screeching?!
- Rome Will Make Us Better. Life Is Better In Rome.
- Don't Run YerSelf Down We've Got People For That
- Constraint Theory Says Whatever You Fixed - Just Fucked Up Something Else
- If Every Day Was SUNday Earth Calenders Would Be Worth Less
- I Won't Scrap You Bottom Heaper Cause Yer Already Scrapping Yerself
- It Does Not Matter How Tall Yer Hat Cause Hats Here Only Block The Sun
- Dude Asked To Dance Unconsciously So They Punched Him In The Head
- He Went Up One Side-a-Me And Out Da Udder
- Love Is A Bullshit Theory That The TheoryMaster Wants To Live On
- How To Drive Survival To Work When Survival Don't Want To Work
- Yer Most Addictive, Subby, Sub/Substance: Astoni / Astonishment.
- Even If You Don't Feel The Heat Yer Still Walking Over Hot Coals
- But Ah Wanna Be On Heeze Stay-up
- When A Good Person Is Dynamic FuckWad Flashes Are Allowed
- As Soon As Money Went Outa Sight, Money Went Outa Sight!
- The Internet Has Changed So Much So Quickly There's No Time To Holler WHAA?!
- And Once They Were All Finally Tied Together A Couple Jumped Over The Edge
- Ya Smails Dat? Take A Whiff... At's Chickens Comin' Home Ta Roost
- Spirits, Like Bowels, Prefer Voluntary Movement
- The Captain Hollers "Heaven Ahoy!" But The Gate Says 'Straights Of Hell'
- Leave With The Inner Peace What Brung Ya
- The Lions Lose A Matriarch And The Circus Postpones A Show
- When Buffoons Rule
- And One Fucking Guy Made Everybody Lie. We Were All Going To HIS House.
- Be Good Be Good Be Good. Stay Quiet Stay Quiet Stay Quiet.
- You Didn't Pay Enough For Yer Furniture If It Costs You To Throw It Away
- Important Ain't So Important For Everyone
- To Have Lotsa Cake And Eat It Too A Person Gotta Be A Cake Baker
- Crazy People Talk To ThemSELF. Wise People Talk With ThemSELVES.
- The Subconscious & Consciousness Speak Through Emotions Wild And Free
- The Day The Dawg Ate TEPCO's Home Work
- Yer Lookin' At The Biggest Myth Perpetuators
- Some People Dream With Their Eyes Open. They Call Their Bad Dreams LightMares.
- Dude Was Nowhere Near Taking Off And They Were Already Talking Him Down
- Let The Weight Of My Name Humble All Before Me. Especially Let It Humble Me.
- Go Ahead He Said. Go Outside. It's What's Inside Your Head That Scares You.
- Writing Live Still Scares The Shit Outa Me
- Welcome To Fool School
- Can You Shut Yerself Out The Way Others Shut You Out? Now Yer Talking Success!
- There Is No Doubt That We Are Like We Are But That's Only Valid Till We Know
- Two Negotiating Extremes Called "You Shaddap!" And "No! YOU Shaddap!"
- Getting Blown Off By The Good Guys
- And Dude Was So Bloody Clever They Let Him Stand On His Own Statue's Shoulders
- Dude Says He Didn't Know What To Think. Then They Started To Make Him.
- Bin Laddy
- I Wish What I Had Could Be Called Mental illness
- Creating A Monster Is Okay On Point. Cleaning Its Cage Is Another.
- Is There A Force Driving You Or Is That Yer Hand On The Wheel?
- Doesn't Get Too Smart For Yer Own Good Cause Dey Dimming Da Bright Ones Firss
- Yer Many Ways Of Saying No
- Yes We DO Have All Day
- Everything Points To The Boss-a-Me
- And To Yer Real Bad Ideas Give The Least Amount Of Blood
- Something Has Changed Yet Nothing Is Different
- The God Of A Pile 'O Christians Gives His Thumbs Up To Pulling The Pin
- When Victim And Wrongdoer Are The Same Person Its Half The Paperwork.
- Yeah, There Are Times When I Think The World Might Just Be Kidding Me.
- Even With Call Display People Can Phone Wrong Numbers
- My Wife & I Think The Same Thoughts At The Same Time. I Am Scared Very Scared.
- The Burning Witches Racket
- There Comes A Time When Life & Death Can Both Be Looked Directly In The Face
- To Successfully Resist Subconsciousness The Odds Are A Hundred To One
- The Voice Says DRINK And Thirsty Or Not Dude Sure Could Use Another Drink
- And Those Were The Days We Were Happy To Live On Horsemeat, Hope And Beer.
- Ahm Always Heavy Mah Brother
- Dude Wasn't Doing Anything At All Just Sitting There Writing Away
- Anyone Finding This Note Just Know That Nothing By Now Could Be Done
- Fewer People Will Rape Anyone Once Masturbation Is Normalized Again
- Oh To Give The Future The Same Compence As We Gave Today Yesterday
- There's More Than One Way To Skin A Cat, Not All Of 'Em Involving Cats.
- If There Ain't No Plan "C" Yer "A" And "B" Plans Will Suffer
- If You Won't Leave Yer Mark On A Book It May Not Leave Its Mark On You
- A Lack Of Money Worries Twists Reality Like Poverty Can Gut A Decent Life
- Da Fadder Said Leeson, Yer Truly Solid People Don't Be Acting Solid All De Time.
- These Can't Be Delusions Of Grandeur. Where Are The Adoring Adherents?
- They Fractionalized Us And Fractionalized Us Until Everyone Ate In Their Car
- There's A Space Between Thoughts Plenty Big Enough To Fit Absolutely Everything
- Compelled Is Good Fer Getting Stuff Done As Long As Nobody Gets Hurt
- Why Do We Pay Attention To Stupid Shit? Could It Be Because We Are Stupid Shits?
- Lower The Sails Once We Hit Yer Psychic Sway
- I Don't Lie Much To Myself Anymore But I'll Lie My Arse Off Fer You
- Some People Are Driven To The Dance Alright But Other People Just Show Up
- Determinism Is The Fabric Of Life But It's A Thin Weave Easily Pulled
- There Is No Time To Live Or Die Which Is Why AnyTime We'll Do
- Walt Disney Was Pretty Far From Normal And Walt's As Normal As It Gets
- Life Can Be Ended With A Gun And A Bang Or Simply Sleeping Into A Trance
- Turning Off Switches You Didn't Mean To And Why Trigger Fingers Must Not Itch
- Dude Was Like A Hundred Percent In School And The Beggar Was A Zero In Life
- Nationalities, Religions & New World Views Reach Out Of The Collective Unconscious
- Learning To Run, Jump Or Play Anything Is Easier Than Learning How To Live
- Babies Are Delivered By Storks Like Lies From These Disingenuous Lips
- If You Were Dead I Wouldn't Be Calling You But Unfortunately, I Am.
- Pretending An Eighteen Year Old Kid Is A Grownup Is Difficult & Necessary To Do
- If My Wife Ran The World There'd Be 2 Rules For Everyone. 14 Billion Rules.
- Are Humans Like Bananas? Must We Peel The Inside Out?
- We Will Drive Our Universe Thank You
- Where Every Action Actions Action
- Yer Allaways Into Yerself Only If You Can Get Beyond Jealousy
- Have You Ever Climbed A Gloma-Atov?
- Sniffin' Just The Tiniest Bit 'O Flour Can Turn You Into A Dough Head
- Even Not Caring A Little Bit Today Equals A Pile 'O Not Caring Over Time
- Things Are So Bloody Good For Us That We Spin Our Wheels All De Day
- And Inside Prison It's Just Like Downtown. Look Anywhere But In People's Eyes.
- We Are Waay Too Big For Those Stupid Old Britches
- I Can't Make You Do Anything But I Can Make You Wish You Had, Said Sarge.
- Don't Imagine The Crowd Controlling You And It Won't Won't Won't
- And If You Celebrate EVERY Day Most People Think That Sweird
- Raping And Murdering Ain't Just A Horrible Human Habit
- Curiosity Only Kills Fat Cats
- Lets Not Stand Around Talking About It He Said. We'll Re-Do It Four Times Instead.
- Say Pal Any Idea If This Casino Is Fixed? Gee, I'm Not Sure... The City IS.
- Rapid Information Overlay Technology Knows Me Better Than I Do
- Den Massa Let Us Go. He Release Our Chains To A Big, Much Better Plantation.
- He's Not Getting Clumsier With Age He Just Really Likes Cleaning Shit Up
- Hyperbole? Hyperbole?! Never In A Million Years Would I Employ Hyperbole!
- Yer People What Pay Attention To Rules Hardly Ever Need 'Em
- We Needed Laws Against Speeding Cause Cars Would Sometimes Fly Right By Us
- American Conformity And Lack Of Individualism Amused Carl Jung In 1913
- This Way Here Is UnConWenchional. Sissies Please Choose Another Path.
- Being So Certain He Knew Dude's Stance Meant He Never Really Knew Him At All
- Subjugating Yerself To Violent Authority Is Grabbing The Poopy End Of The Stick
- Everyone Hates An AwareAnator
- And Every Time They Let Me Out I Made Them Pick Up My Shit
- I Knows Ahm Standin' A Wee Too Close To Dah Fence Dah Fence Dah Fence
- So Let Me Get This Straight. The Bad Guys DON'T Wear Uniforms, Right?
- If Shit Could Happen Just Before I Want It To, That Would Be Better Yet
- I Smell The Stank, I Smell The Stank. Heaven's A Reekin' & I Smell The Stank.
- Something Beyond The Good Fight This... Way... Comes.
- I Can't Have ANOTHER GrandChild! I'm Neglecting The Ones I HAVE!
- Like Food, Too Much Happiness Bursts Out
- Comment On My BackSide
- Some People Fantasize Only At Night While Others Dreamin All-A-Time
- And Then They Paid Me Tip And All BEFORE I Did The Gawd Damn Job!
- Son You'll Be Prying The Eyes Out Of Turtles But One Day You'll Grow To Love It
- Me And My Container Of Calories
- Be Rootless If You Think You Can But The Past Says You Won't For Long
- Den The Lawd Said "Ahm Goan Make Me Some Observers" & At's How We Got Here
- Are Warriors Honed Via Contact Sports To Color Every Youngun's Mind?
- Want To Be A GrandParent? Be Grand GranDamn Ya!
- Sometimes A Relationship Works Better In Smaller Spaced Out Chunks
- They Stick Hit Kids & Rammed Them From Behind. The Parents Called It Hockey.
- Watch Where Yer Fingers Travel Cause They'll Stink Up Yer Mustache
- Outside The United Nations Building Ain't As Friendly As It Seems Inside
- Remember Who Yer Talking To
- Even Just Handling The Knife Made Me Want To Throw It
- The Man Who Produced This Is Kinda Crazy But Look At His Painting, It's NICE!
- Every Life Has Feelters. How Often You Clean Yers?
- What Is Has Been & Will Be
- Wrongaholic Twelve Steps - Step 5 - The Grass Is As Green As You Are
- It Wasn't People Hurting Tools It Was The Tools Who Started Hurting People
- A Lot Of Shit WASN'T Happening He Thought. Too Much To Feel Good About.
- Hand To Mouth Only Works If Your Hand Hands Something To Yer Mouth
- On A Hot Slide The Ride Ain't Worth The Burn
- One Outcome From Constant Dieting Might Be: Yer Always Gonna Be Fat
- Yes You Can Like YerSelf Too Much But Chances Are Good You Won't
- Use Yer Soul As A Guiding Light When Yer Sinside Wants To Party Outside
- For Every Ugh! That Vacates Yer Soul Another Ah-Hah! Point Five May Enter
- Biking Is Fixed. Soccer Is Fixed. Politics Is Fixed. The World, She Is Broken.
- And Stop Telling The Kids What To Do!
- What You Gonna Do Once The Fries Fry Demselves?
- Ladies And Gentlemen I Bring You Jeore Decipher
- We Call It The Church Of The Inhane Jis To Throw The Odd Person Off
- Stuff Rots And Corruption Is Normal
- So Much Shit Is Going On That NO ONE Knows What's Really Going On
- Gold Diggers Dig Where Gold Is Buried And Sports Harbors Mountains 'O Glitter
- Her Hearing Test Proved Beyond A Doubt That My Wife Had Not Been Listening
- Once You've Truly Stopped Jaggin' Off We Will Treat You Fer That Jiggin'
- If A Cliff Can Be Jumped Off A Hundred Times You'll Get Jumpers All Day Long
- Who Will Acknowledge Their Incompetence When There's So Much To Own Up To?
- In 1909 Carl Jung Was Impressed That Nothing In America Was Verboten
- If You Can't Believe I Acted That Way How Bout If It Wasn't "Me"?
- Exit Nose Left Out Of Other Adults Lives To Smell The Sweet Stank Of Yer Own
- The Lad Wasn't Listening To Me Anymore Then I Realized, Neither Was I.
- Religion Is Spooky And Celibacy Is Weird. Together They're Spooky & Weird.
- Dude's Balls Were Swollen So Friggin' Bad That Even Direct Eye Contact Hurt
- Carl Gustav Jung Got Fuck All On Moi
- With WaveLengths Bouncing All Over The Place One Of 'Em Is Heading Yer Way
- To Know Thyself & Then Not Like Thyself And Find Out No One Else Likes U Either
- Don't Shoot Jis Because You Kin
- You Doan Tell Me What Yer Thinking And I Won't Tell You What I Am
- I Know Some People Who Know Me And They Doan Think Ahm So Great
- The Nuclear Blast Will Go Overhead If You Just Duck And Cover
- Daze, Like Dozing Off, Cannot Be Totally Scheduled
- Yer Nicest Smelling Pesticides
- Oh Yeah?! Well Maybe I Make You Stab Me And THEN Whose Driving?
- Pull A Thorn Outa SomeOne's Mind
- Don't Love You No Prisoner
- To Know Thyself Means Get Real Friendly With Yer Many, Many Mees
- A Thousand Times Fuck All Equals Alot
- The Crows Nest At The Top Of The Mast Will Be Going Rat Down With The Sheep
- You There Close To Shore Types Prepare To Go Inland
- Yeah, For Sure... That I Kinda Get. But What About The Shit I Didn't Say?!
- Once Dey Split Us Up By Pointin' Dat Finger, Den Dey Calls It Regulation.
- People Devolve Naturally Into Animals But Being An Asshole Takes Constant Practice
- With Sanity Weighed All Were Convinced There Wasn't Enough To Go Around
- Why Is Waay More Important Than Knowing Who Did What And Where
- De Old King He Got Outa Da Way Anda Cheeps Fallin' Rat Where Dey May
- Full Of Pus And Vinegar
- Multiple Personalities. Admit All Yers For The Price Of Won.
- People Say Nothing Happened & That May Be True. Nothing Sometimes Happens.
- His Tail Wagged So Wildly The Scissors Wouldn't Work. Ats Why Shits Not Done.
- Who Don't Love Their Own Stank?
- Oh To Call A Spade A Spade Especially When No One Digs It
- We Will Throw Away Shit You Call Advanced
- Up And Down And All Around Its A Roller Coaster Remember?
- My Father On Coke
- No Ones Ever Collected The Entropy From My Mouse. I Always Had To Do That...
- I Don't Want To Call The Guy A Crook So Let's Say He Might Be A Crok
- Politics Is A Formidable And Dubious Form Of So-So Entertainment
- The Red Light Makes You Stupid. The Green Light Makes You Stupid. The Yellow
- As Our Handlers Taught Us, Secrets Are Okay. So We Started Keeping Them Too.
- Its Hard Not To Feel Sorry For YerSelf If No One Else Is Doing It
- You Are Ah, Lying In A Cage
- The Woman Shrieked As The First Hammer Hit And Then Everyone Jis Went Wild!
- As Dude Surrounded Himself With Low Esteemers I Wanted Into That Club
- Yer Neither Innocent Nor ByStanding
- Some Of My Writing Is Absolute Garbage. Some Is Poor And A Wee Bit Is Brilliant.
- Impulse, Impulse. Which One To Follow?
- When A Whale Attacks A Ship Is It Like An Airplane Attacking A SpaceCraft?
- Luke Deep Into Yerself To Find That Good What Ain't No Whar Else Bin Counted
- Lance Armstrong And Internet Throttling
- Cheating To Win Is An Individual Decision That Hopefully Brings In Partners
- I Use Performance Enhancing Drugs AND A ShitLoad 'O Kraft Dinner
- Hook. Line. Sinker.
- So What If Pandora Once Lived Here? The Natives Seem Friendly Enough.
- If Guns Weren't Invented Yet Knife Throwing Classes Would Sell Like Crazy!
- The Over-Friendly Rug Seller Scared Me Because Dude Wanted My Friendship BAD!
- No One Cares About Where Yer From But They Do Want To Know Where Yer Headed
- Swish Shit Around In Yer Colander To Be Amazed With What Finally Comes Out
- Why Words Get Caught In Yer WordPipe
- When Humans Eliminate Pecking Order World Peace Is A Kiss Away
- On The Perimeter Of Our Friendly Brain Lies Another Brain Trying To Take Over
- Recognizing Anything Means It Will Never Be The Same
- Settin' On The Back Porch, Drunk And Howlin' At The Moon
- As Soon As You Are Good Enough To Fight THEN We Spank In Some Bad
- Why I Now Love Regina Police Service
- Then Instead Of Choking The MotherFucker Out I Get All Polite & Shit
- Whatever We're Doing To Cool The Planet Is Working So Hip-Hip-Hooray For Us!
- These Dudes Were Scary And Failed To Recognize Their Own Or Others Caste
- Please Oh Please Let Me Tell One Person To Take A Flying Fucking Leap
- Barbarians Operate Every Gate
- Hold On Even If You Are Going Nowhere To The Propeller We Call Life
- Learn How To Keep Your Big Mouth Shut By Enduring A Wee Bit 'O Resistance
- Yer Most Honest People Are Often Iffy
- Dude Speaks Sarcasm
- One Hair Backcombed
- I Just Want To Hear Absolutely Nothing From Youse
- Everyone Walk Like Their Hip Gonna Break Because Someday The Beggar Will Try To
- Now That The Niceties Are Done Let's Everybody Sharpen Swords
- Without Poking Chairs & Cracking Whips No One Knew Which Itch To Scratch
- Sorry About Them Teeth Marks Man. That Dawg's A Wee Bit Boot Shy.
- And Before You Knew It They Were Praising Their Oppressors
- You Don't Know Not To Cross Our Lines
- Heart Arson
- I'll Pick My Pecking Order
- True Dat, He Agreed. But This Straw Man Got Teeth And I've Seen The Beggar Move!
- Bumped Elbows Make Protective Knobs Which Likely Explains My Knobbery
- Evolution Is Geometric
- Avoid Dem Drunks What Kicks & Bites Or Scratches Like A Girl.
- When OJ Simpson Was God
- It's A Long Way To Who You Can Be So Why Not Pack A Lunch?
- Even If Means Knowing Yer A Dork Certainty Wins The Day
- Find Yerself Any Set Of Books And You'll Meet A Book Cooker Or Two
- Can People With Precognition Have A Foot In Their Own Dang Mouth?
- I Will Destroy Myself To Perfection
- Those First Few Million Bullets Were Magic If Only To The Recipients
- Yer Lazy Terrorists Don't Get Two Chances
- How Much To Be Pissed Off? Nothing?! Holy...!
- The Drive- Thru Of Altered States
- The Last Of The Great Booze Hunters
- Those People Addicted To Sugar Doan Want To Pour Hardly Nuttin' Back
- The Power Of Ignoring And Visual Torture
- No Person Is Above The Law But Some People Surround It
- Our Handlers Employ The Hawthorne Effect To Rattle Every Cage
- Yeah, The Sky IS Falling But Not From Whar They're Pointin'
- Knowing What We Now Know We Now Know We Know Fuck All
- When Everybody's Bell Rings Just The Way They Want It To
- Gambling Ain't Gambling Its Gaming Friend, Gaming.
- People Are Mean And Life Sucks BigTime
- Don't Make Me Guilt You I Said To My Son. It Won't Work The Smart Punk Replied.
- But What If I DIDN'T Wake Up? I Asked. How Can Smothering Out Be Good?
- Please Oh Please, SomeOne Hint Me!
- Man Only Got Hisseff So Many Minutes Wit Kraft Dinner Taken Seven Every Day
- Fucked Me Is What Came Rat Through The Screen Called Fucking Me
- The Truth Will Set You Fleeing
- A Plan. Any Plan. That's What It Takes To Improve A Life.
- When Rude Internal Communication Becomes Standard Operating Procedure
- Afraid? Yeah, I'm Afraid. Afraid Of How We're Getting To Where We're Headed.
- I Asked My Father To Go. Why Do You Insist On Holding On? I Wish I Hadn't Said.
- When This Bell Dings, That Light Blinks Or Any Siren Sounds... Just Do Lak We Said.
- Ahl Do What Ah WanTa
- What Gregorian 2012 Taught Me
- I Uh, Like Myself.
- Living The Life Of Jim Dandy
- The Same Mistake Three Times In A Row. Eye Ca-rumba Dat Smarts!
- Just Because I Don't Believe In Christmas No Gifts Will Be Forthcoming
- If Laws Are Made To Control Society How Come Some Lawmen Can't Follow 'Em?
- American Soldiers Are Offing Themselves Before Our Enemies Even Have A Chance
- Whether A Bomb Or The Bank Takes Yer House Either Way She's Still Gone
- We Got So Many Worlds On The Same Planet Which One R You From?
- Yer Love Taps Turn Both On And Off And Most Turn Off Easier Than On
- If A Burger Joint Can Make Us Super Size Shit Lawd Knows Who Controls Our Life
- Future Police. Everyone Gets A Badge But Only One Okay?
- Ya Got Many Colors On The Same Pallet And Favorite Hues Are Verboten
- If Shit Stopped
- Everything Wants To Be Human
- Inventing Problems Lesson 1 - Wishing People Were Different
- Don't Want To Show People Who You Really Are? How Bout Wearing Clothes?
- Knowing A Tool's Name And Its Proper Use Are Two Very Different Mindsets
- Alcoholics Against MADD Mothers (AAMADDM)
- Instant Mental Agility Test
- Yes There Was Chillen What Growed Up Early Or Chances Was Good They'd Not
- No, I'm Serious. I'm Here To See God And Ain't Leaving 'Till I Do
- He Checked Again To See If Someone Phoned And No, Apparently They Hadn't
- Writing is like A Pencil
- Then A Woman Screamed "Jesus Christ! You Made Me Wreck My Fucking Car!"
- His Father Died Of Stupidity You Know So He Was Always On The Watch
- Wait 'Til The Road Hits You Before You Wind Up Hitting It
- Some Readers Think I'm Serious
- Santa Pushes A Lot Of Coke And Don't Much Care For Tall People
- Weird Circumstances Create Weird Situations And Very Weird Responses
- Death Can Come And Get Me Anytime But This Story Is Staying Rat Here
- Twitter And Interrupt Marketing Point To The End Of Anything Long
- I Got Drunk One* Night & Promoted My Site But That's Not What I Wanted To Happen
- No Anchors Away With Homeostasis So Only Swimmers Need Report On Deck
- Jesus Bob, If Yer Sick Yer Sick. Go Ahead Call It In.
- Regardless Of Who You Think Yer Parents Are THEY ARE PLANTS!
- Don't Forget To Thank Yer Equipment
- Don't Try To Find A Code In My Writing Because Even I Have No Idea What It Is
- Stop Describing Yer Eyes As Left Or Right And Tag 'Em Possible And Impossible
- "Auto Pilot Disengaged." Why Don't Humans Have This Guidance?
- Guns Don't Kill People, Futility Does.
- Loss Has Buried Deep With In It A Greater Amount Of Gain
- Mother Sociopath Don't Feel The Hurt But Uncle Psychopath Orchestrates Pain
- I Really Have No Idea What I`m Going To Write Once I Start Writing
- Yes My Wife Beats Me In A Couple Of Things But Then Sometimes I Beat Her
- How To Pull Love Machines Outa Yer Arse
- Oh, Don't Want To Carry Yer Share 'O Da Load? Yer Lookin' Fer Mister Quitter.
- The Big Picture Is SO Big It Almost Don't Fit In One Frame
- If He Were Alive Today, Sigmund Would Change His Name
- Greed As A Personal Goal
- Trust Is A Vastly Underutilized Labor Saving Device
- Sales Ain't Selling If Yer Staking Out Yer Territory
- Psychic Sovereignty, Psychic Sovereignty, Psychic Sovereignty, Psychic Sovereignty.
- The WallPaper Makes It Look Like Hell But Its Just Another Room In Heaven
- Ahm Tryin' Real Hard To Reach That Naught Naught One Percent
- Television Don't Pay Me No Mind So Now I Got To Go And Get My Own
- Don't Make Me Wish You Away
- See That's The Thing About Boxing, You Either Hit Or Get Hit On The Noggin.
- Please Don't Drip Yer Fuckedness On Moi
- Peaced For Crease-mas
- Sticks And Stones May Break Bones But It's Amazing How Much Words Can Hurt.
- The More You Realize The World Is Insane The Crazier It Will Treat You
- The Friggin' Future Just Got Fudged
- Coca Cola Knows Better Than You Whether Yer Naughty Or Nice
- I'm THIS CLOSE You Sons-A-Pupsters!
- How To Become A Really Good Number
- You Shoulda Seen This Place When The Lawd Had It All To His Self
- You Too Can Multi-Task Yerself Into An Early Grave
- Nuclear Energy Seems To Cause Accountability Issues
- Someday, If Things Continue On Plan, The Entire World Will Be Legal
- The Flynn Effect Shows That Stupid Don't Have To Be A Friggin' Forever Thing
- Who Will Stay In The Cabin With Captain When It Looks Like We're Going Down?
- When Relationships Break Up They Make A Noise. Sometimes A Great Big Bang.
- Ponzi Schemes Need Waay More Ponzis Than The Pon Who Starts Zi Scheme
- Higher Consciousness Doesn't Just Come, It Cuh-uh-uh-uh-ums.
- Poor Memories Abound Here So Make As Many First Impressions As You Need
- Ain't No One Walking Fast Around Here. Everybody Knows What's Ahead.
- Profound... Profound?! Dude Couldn't Even Find His Shoes!
- I Would Never Drink Too Much But I Sometimes Can't Drink Any More
- Never Have There Been So Many Laws As Now And Look At The State We're In
- The Only Thing Truly Honest Is Death. Everything Else GOTTA Be Twisted.
- Holy Vapor Batman!
- Don't Be YourSelf Like Everyone Else Cause If You Do We All Lose
- I Sent A Daughter To Scout Life Out
- One Day He Kicked Off A Hail Of A Smail That Closely Resembled Ol' Darse
- Will You Still Come And See The Circus When Nothing There Is Dangerous?
- Marriages Don't Fail Nearly As Often As Yer Multiple Wedding Planners
- Oh, And A Fresh Horse Every Forty Miles So We'll Need About Fifty Of 'Em
- At A Thousand Pushups The Abdomen Elves Come And Exchange Yer Stomach
- Every Day In Every Way Every World Comes To An End
- You've Got A Lot Of Nerve Coming Here Like That
- The Idea Pipe Is Six Seconds Long From Original Thought To "You Got It!"
- How Could I Have Walked In Those Shoes? Asked The Newly Shoed Curious Wanderer
- Give Yer Memory Back To The Future
- I Feel Pressed By Time To Produce This Post
- Forteen Million Versus Seven Billion. I Don't Get How They're The Threat.
- When I Said I Was An AsstroKnot I Was Kidding About The Knot Part
- Not Sure What I Am Becoming But I Am B. Coming
- Milankovitch Agrees With Global Warming But Takes Us Off The Hook
- Who Gives A Shit What Make Yer Car Is Buddy, Get Us Into Town!
- There Ain't No Holding The Thought That IS
- Politics = Bath Water
- New Title: Inwentor of Consciousness ( IC )
- The Obvious Is All Around Us Not Just Right Over There
- Every Block Of Snow Cut For My Igloo Is Another One That Don't Git Shovelled
- Most People Couldn't Care Less Because Caring Less Is Important
- Yar, This Just Came. Looks Like Its Damn The Torpedos And Full Tilt Boogie.
- I Fucking Hate That Some People Know I'm Hooked On Audience
- Call A Spade A Shovel Till Yer Blue In The Face, That Still Ain't Dug No Holes
- First The Church Was The Whole Internet Then The Internet Became A Church
- Chillax On The Schadenfreude Thing
- You May Not Ever, Ever See Them But Germs Can Still See You
- I`m Only Trying To Criticize You Into Better Behavior Is All
- And Before I Knew It I Had Smelled My Fingers Yet A-Fucking-Gain!
- Given Enough Time And The Right Joke Even Yer Bowels Will Let Loose
- Knowing How To Crack A Whip Makes The Whip Cracker Omnipotent
- Political Science = Don't Agree For Nothing
- From Bull Work To Head Work. How I Outran My Genetic Code To Find Myself.
- Learn Original ArseHole Writing From Barry L. ArseHole Williams
- Sure, Holler At People Hard Of Hearing But Being Loud To Impress Gets Old Fast
- The Winds Of Hope Like The Great Gales Of Fear Are Pervasive And Automatic
- Grumpy Is A Place Of Mind Where The Grumpster's Home Address Is Hell
- If Yer Going Anyway You Should Probably Git
- Get Yer Tickets To The End Of The World Before Everybody's GONE
- Some Almost Gasket Set The Pace At Which We Could Take A Break
- When The Bill Came Due It Was Crystal Clear Something Just Didn't Add Up
- War Cures Those Whom It Devours But The Unconsumed Remain Infected
- Sheeps Go Down And Countries Go Down When They Take On Too Much Outside
- Please, If You Can, Don't Beat Yerself Up. That There Is Someone Else's Job.
- Yer Best Trackers Don't Invent Their Tracks But In Every Dirt Dent They See Shit
- If Happiness Had A Scale Of One To Ten Some People Would Rate A Yeller
- How To Survive If Yer Good Times Have Rolled
- Dude Didn't Set Out To Be The King Of Ambiguity That Hat Fell On Him Is All
- Just Because I Call You Seester Doesn't Mean We're Having Insects
- And One Day Soon Everyone Will Know That Each Person Got Their Own Back
- Garbage Gal-oops From His Slippery Lips And Could But Will Not Be Stopped
- Dude Triggers Arse Movements Every Hour. He High Tides His River Of Shit.
- Do I Care If There Is A Reader
- How To Make People Think Whatever They Want
- Check And See If Today Is Okay Because Tomorrow Might Be Your Day
- How To Move When You Hear Propaganda
- The Lawd Who Demands Purposeful Pain Is A Gang Leader Not A Good Deity
- Da Lottery Ain't Fixed. The State Ain't A Scam. KidSkinners CAN'T Rule The World.
- Contrast Mental Cage Removal. Jis Bite Yer Tongue And Luke Around.
- Holy Jeepers The Real World Is A Farly Different Place
- You Will Transcend Conditioning, Simply Listen To This Voice. You Will Transcend
- And Before Anyone Coulda Predicted It Every Car Barn Was Fulla Shite Too
- How Could I Be Sofa King Stupid Is A Query Borne Of Superior Intelligence
- You Crack A Grin And Yer Grin Will Get You Cracked
- The Spook From Dunning Kruger Said That Half Bakes Run The Show
- Be Happy To Be On Top Yer Game Especially When It's Bucking
- One Year Ago I Thought I Was Crazy. Today I Know Why I Am.
- If Anyone Can Drive You 'Round The Bend Impossible Is Not Possible
- The Galloping Horse That Carries Our Life Knows Exactly Where It's Headed
- Good Things Come To Them Who Know That They Make Good Things Come
- You Know Damn Well Love Is Worth Points
- That Old Security Guard Is My Father. And He's Not A Security Guard.
- Cash WAS King But Now It's In The Dawg House. Thank You Number Crunchers.
- Generally Accepted Acounting Practices Means Open Season On Numbers
- Barry Williams Is Not A Pisstank. A Pisstank Is Barry Williams.
- If You Stand Up To Exit A Canoe The Canoe Does What Canoes Do
- Shit Can Only Be Piled So High Before It Must Spread Out
- Before Things Are Illegal What Are They?
- If All Goes Well With Cameras And Guns, Soon We Won't Need Police
- Human Age Has Little To Do With Proveable Time On The Planet
- You Won't Recognize Yer Savior If Yer Focused Totally On Jesus
- I Won't Apologize For Being A Fat, White, UnderEmployed Alcoholic Motherfucker
- Always Remember Don't Forget The Emotional Bank Account
- Every Bit Of Shite Adds Up And It Don't Matter Good Or Bad.
- Every Thought And Its Opposite Twin Deserves A Chance To Live
- Never Ever Cross Out Words Or They'll Take You Off Their Delivery List
- Not Recognizing Anyone Is Distressing And Recognizing Everyone Is Worse
- Presence Or Presents. What's It Gonna Be?
- Rig Every Meeting For Yer Success
- Many Lives Changed Direction Thanks To The Mad Parker Clencher Hold
- Seeking Sympathy After Releasing Rage Is A Recipe For Disappointment
- Written Off Is One Thing. Written Out Is Another.
- Pretend Every Partner's Name Is Clay Because That's The Shape They're In
- People Don't Listen Close Enough For You To Only Whisper
- You Simply Must Explain Yourself Especially If Yer Dead
- When Shiny Is Your Favorite Color
- Inside The Rabbit Hole Was Another Whole Hole, Larger Than The Others Combined.
- Marijuana, Corn And Cheese Whiz. None Of These Things Should Be Legal.
- Shit's Gotta Be Said
- Bing?! Bing WHO?! On The Planet Google Ahm A Frigging Somebody!
- If You Love Something Let It Go. If It Comes Back You're Still Feeding It.
- If Life Ain't A Riddle It Should Be
- Pretend That Santa Clause Is Real And The Big Questions Will Be Answered
- Knowing What Makes Humans Clap Can Reduce The Number Of Hands That Smack
- Hallucinations Also Describe Not Seeing Shit That Exists
- Every Soldier Has A Poison Pill And Some Pills Have People Names
- Ideas Know When They're Dismissed And Often They Won't Return
- You Might Be Throttling My Neck Bro But My Arse Is Still Sucking Gumdrops
- When Yer Parents Do Smack
- If I Heard My Club Was Mixed Up In This Shit It Would No Longer Be My Club
- It's A Wobble We Wibble For And Often That Still Ain't Enough
- We Limp
- Pensioners To The Back Of The Bus. NOW!
- Dee Pie-Oh
- Not Holding Meetings Is Like Forgetting How To Speak. Why In The Hail Wood Ja?
- You Wake Up With The Birds My Dear. Ah'll Do De Alley Gator.
- And When Yee Start Getting Yer Way Let's Say, What Way Would Dat Be?
- Yer Low Esteem People Will Run Away With Production
- Dem Boyz Wasn't Lazy. Not In Da Least. Dey Set Lots 'n Lotsa Traps For Demself.
- True Love Requires Greeting Cards. Real Love Requires Reflection.
- When A Person Tries Hard To Not Be A Jerk But Still It Don't Seem To Work
- You Can Be An Ass. Life Has Teeth. Watch Out You Don't Get Bit.
- Jimmy Says Life Is A Shit Sandwich With Him As Sandwich Spread
- Reflect, Reflect, Reflect And Count Yer Lucky Stars.
- When Old Orville The Tanker Owner Found Out He Flipped His Fucking Lid
- More Sheep Were Boarded As The Water Seeped In. This Sheep Was Going Drown!
- Be A Shit Watcher. A Good Shit Watcher. Watching Shit Go By. Bye Bye Buy.
- Don't Ask People Who Are Not There "Who's Here?"
- Less Notice Of Obstacles Means Headway And Scratches
- When Dr-Drinking C-C-C-Coffee Becomes Illegal
- Teaching School Or Recidivism Prisoner. Same Shit Different Day.
- A Big Business Buffoon Shilly Shills For The Party
- Legal Or Not Is How Lawyers Think And Wig Wearers Manage The World
- Smart Still Can't Be Hollered Into People And In Many Ways That's Good
- Prosopagnosia Is Another Reason We Don't See The Lying For The Trees
- Failure Ain't An Option When There's More Than One Reason To Continue
- Giving License To Natives On Lucky Luck Luck?! The Beggars Owned It All Along!
- If This Ain't The Time To Be Yourself Den What Time Would Dat Be?
- Come Live With Me On My Hanglider Of Life
- Jesus Christ, Jesus Christ. I Guess I Feel Like Jay Cee For I Have Healed Me Dead.
- Never Stop Reigning On Yer Own Parade
- Tonight We Sleep With Our Locks Wide Open
- I Can Stop Getting Angry Assholes
- Two Songs Playing At The Same Time Drives People Crazy
- This Lion Was Spotted In The Embers Of A Pipe. He Nearly Jumped Out Of My Skin.
- This Don't Count But Ahm THREE Fucking Stories Away From Writing 1,000 for 2012!
- Toss More Memory Into Yer Future And Someday The Present Will Thank You
- How About A Big Fat Hello To Yer Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response?
- We Don't Speak About Destiny Anymore Because Now She Talks To Us
- The Interviewer Was Drunk And An Hour Late. That Shoulda Been Clues One & Two.
- When The Saints Come A Marching In They Won't Appear Like Saints
- Until There Gets To Be Too Many Cattle, Farmers Know Their Cows
- You Don't Need To Wallow In Shit To Know It But It Certainly Helps If You Have
- Dark Back Alleys Can Be Very Scary But Rubbing Shoulders With Voters Is Scarier
- On The Toilet Is A Phone
- Things Barry L. Williams Did Not Accel At (sneverending)
- Yer Breathing In Stuff You Don't Know You Are & Thought Transfer Works The Same
- Thetans Brushing Off Scientology Risk Getting Rubbed The Wrong Way Out
- Shit Is Fairly Easy To Squeeze In But Waay Waay Tougher To Squeeze Out
- Every No Is A Great Big Hello To A Great Big Mellow
- There's A Prism In Yer Past
- Clever Deserves Practice
- How Concepts Wind Up In The Thinking Cave Matters A Whole Dang Lot
- When The King Says Boo You'll Jump Out Of You Too
- Listen To Yer Advisors Like An Eight Eyed OctoPus Swims
- But Can You Be A Bitch On Purpose?
- Not The Written Word Nor Even Bad Children Ever Must Be Struck
- A ShowStopping Glare Is Good Tool Indeed
- He Felt Like He Finally Made It Because This Was a MAN Overboard!
- If I Were In Yer Shoes I'd Slip Out A Little More Often
- Ahma Not Stopping Jis Fer You I'm Picking Everybody Up
- There Ain't No Shame In Switching Spots Even To Another Spot
- "If Only..." Muttered My Father In His Dying Daze. It Was All Dude Needed To Say.
- He's A Terrible Soldier And Bad At Menacing. This Guy's On The Right Track.
- Hierarchy Is One Path That Evolution Takes But It Shoves All Eurekas Aside
- Believing In Zorro Isn't The Best But Not Believing Is Quite Likely Worse
- Jesus Was A Rolling Stone. He Laid His Head Then HE OWNED
- My Gawd Travel! They Want Us To Use More Travel!
- Lawd When We Do What We CAN Do It's Lawd Like What We Can Do
- Pretend There's More To Life Than There Is
- Sometimes The Kid Me Skips Into Reality & Then Dude Rules My Life Like A Child
- Incantations Work Alright But Yer Whole Face Gotta Be Into It
- And Another Thing He Did Was NOT WHAT HE WAS TOLD
- If You Can Get Ahead Everyday That's Three Point Six Five Yards Ahead A Year
- That Hole In The Fence Leads To An Encampment A Hole Lot Worse Than This
- Give Us A Chance To Miss You
- Who Knows Enough About Hypnosis To Unhypnotize Themselves?
- Give Your Intellect Some Direction And It Will Get Right To Work
- You Get The Door From Now On Because Goblins Follow Me In
- Everybody Sells Someone Sometime But To Whom, Why And For What?
- And This Is The Time When Normally A Person Would Say Something Very Stupid
- For Real First Check The Internet And Only THEN Look Outside
- Psychopaths Say They Care For People But Humans Call It Rubber-Necking
- Yer Most Far Out Feelings Will Be The First Ones Hurt
- And These Invisible Earrings Will Keep The Largest Noggin From Turning
- Trance Is Yer Number One State Because That's Where Everybody Lives
- If What Yer Doing Is The Same As Yesterday This Ain't Today My Friend
- How To Pull Joy Out Of Nearly Fuck All
- Even A Storm Will Do As It's Told If You Point Enough Pressure At It's Head
- If Life Has A Sound For Some Humans It's A Siren
- Weather Cain't Be Forecast Correctly Cause Too Many Fingers In The Pie
- It Ain't No Good To Be The Captain Of A Ship That Just Barely Sinks
- Paranoia Dashes Wildly Along The Fence But It's Wind That Rustles The Crop
- Happiness Runs Out Before People Do
- Don't Throw Out The Cream With The Crock
- When You Are Thinking To Beat The Band It's Likely You Will Beat The Band
- Whipping Yer Horse Don't Get You There Faster It Speeds Up Yer Slowing Down
- Someone Will Drag A Little Joy Forward, Hopefully It's You
- It's Not Okay To Dislike Yourself Because Whose Gonna Be On Yer Side?
- Consciousness Is An Option That Very Few People Opt For
- A Human Shouts Out To It's Mother Earth And The Universe Whispers Back
- You Don't Have To Work Yer Fingers To The Bone. The Reticular Dermis Will Do.
- Get Real Good At Guessing Pal Or Suffer The Kinda Shite You Cannot Guess
- Do You Mind Work Pal?
- Smart Alecky Comments Have The Option To Leave Their Own Little Brand
- When Voters Have Their Say Today It's Toned Rat Down To A Whimper
- Businesses Fail When Customers Avoid Them But Gubmints Don't Work That Way
- Employing Photo Radar For Speed Control Is Like Television Raising Children
- In This Place We Engage Our Inside Voices
- Everyone Is A Programmer And The Majority Work For Free
- Good Days And Bad Days Are Piling Up. Put Yer Best Ones Right Up Top.
- The House Of Mirrors Is Only Fun If You Can Leave When It's Time To Go
- Pain And Gain Are Connected All Right But Rat Here Where We're Hip?!
- Without Struts We Are Fucked
- Young People Must Be Spoken To Like Teachers
- You Are Not Stopping Me. I Am.
- Two Kindza Creaminals, Good And Bad
- Yes, Of Course Everyone Is Acting. Why... Don't Tell Us You're Not Acting?!
- You Likely Don't Know What Yer Rights Are Cause You've Always Delt With What's Left
- A Mistake Is Only A Mistake If It's Not A Mistake
- A Missing Child Should Not Be Surprising To Parents Whom Themselves Are Lost
- It Ain't Enough To Acquire A Target, You Gotta Figure Range, Drift And Flight
- Bad Guys Have Lines Nobody Crosses But Good Guys Are Still Doing Prisons
- The World Should Bow To Harvey Ball And Not Because They're Happy & He's Dead
- Responsibility And Good Looks Can Both Be Exausted Too Soon
- When A Kid Wasn't
- Would You Take A Bullet For Mom & Dad Cause One's Been Heading Yer Way
- CoDependency Is InterestingTo Watch But Not As Much Fun To Do
- Spin That Big Uncertainty Plate Because This Here Is A Balancing Act
- It's One Thing To Be Punched In The Stomach And Another If Yer Agin A Wall
- Everyone Sane Keeps A Big Eye Out For The Dude They Call Ben DickTiv
- True Gratitude Is More Valuable Than Gold And Much, Much Tougher To Find
- Steer Waay Clear Of The Cycle-Paths
- It's Really Too Bad About The World Of Hurt But That's The Galaxy You're In
- And For Christmas I'd Like A Great Big Bag Of Situational Awareness
- You Can Stick To Your Story But That Weird Fable Don't Cut The Mustard For Me
- Anyone Voted Least Likely To Achieve Should Be Happy They're Getting Votes
- People Who Believe In Luck Must Remember That Good Fortune Has A Miss
- Beware Life's Fervent Denigrators For You Are A Part Of Life
- Nothing Plugs An Ear Canal Like A Little Too Much Asking
- Pay Attention To The Lessons Of Life Cause School's Only In For One Day
- Victimitus Is Very Contageous And That Helpless Scent Travels Far
- Some People See Gold Where None Exists And Others Do The Same With Trust
- It's Yer Old Friend Bernie Bridges At The Door And He Appears To Be A Loan
- The Future Has Its High Beams On And It's In Our Gawd Damn Lane!
- Economists Are Financial Astrologers
- The Kid Can Go But His Mind, Heart And Soul Stays Here
- When Adding Drama Becomes Standard
- It's Yer Clay Pal. You Know... Yer Maker Clay.
- When The Stories Get Too Thick
- Someone Has To Help Soak Up This Shite Or Our Cup Will Be Running Over
- People Who Are Always Right Can't See The Value In Being Wrong
- Legalizing Witchcraft, Dirt Or Air Won't Uncorrupt Poor Thinking
- No Cure Exists For Drapetomania And Praise The Lawd For That
- Getting Bent Outa Shape Over Minor Shite Means Something Big Is Being Ignored
- Contrast Works But It Don't Do Weekends
- Believe In A Mighty Flighty Force And Imagine Yourself As Part Of It
- Lying Is An Exciting Hobby Even If You Don't Get Caught
- Attention Wants Pay Every Second Or It Will Turn Yer World Upside Down
- When Luck Runs Out It Takes Joie De Vivre With It
- The Wrong Job Is Torture Enough To Slow Time To A Fucking Crawl
- Some Reputations Ain't Worth Defending If They Can't Stand Up For Themselves
- A Corner Has Been Turned And On This Street We Don't Walk That Way
- You My Friend Are Not To Blame But Hell Still Gotta Be Paid
- Fingers Twitching To Beat The Band Point To An Unborn Fable Wanting Out
- Straws Will Be Drawn Until The Camel's Back Breaks
- When The Workday Crept Into Slumberville The Machines Woke Everybody Up
- Dad Brings Candy Into Our House But It's The Kids Who Get Blamed For Eating It
- When Istvan Cares There Ain't Much Left For Others
- Before Y'all Agree To Lift That Shit Maybe Consult Yer Knees And Back
- Lawdy Please Hep Me Stop Hepping Dem Who Only Wan Ta Use Me
- How Long Have Adults Been Screwing Kids? Only Forever Is All.
- Ah Jis Wanta Be Leff Alone But Jeepers Not Bye Myself
- Anyone Can Take Gun Lessons, How Bout Sharpening Yer Wit?
- The Day Black And White Passed Away
- Carhartts Know About Working Together But With The Suits It's Like Us Or Them.
- A Reputation Is Fine And Dandy But Don't Let It Ride Yer Horse
- Full Daze Is Farly Iffy Cause I Man Alcoholic & Won't Dessert Booze Like Dat
- Marce Is Hail Of An Entertainer And Dem Damn People Got To Care
- When I Got My Legs Everybody Wanted Them
- Press You Self Agin Me Other. Lets Mak Sure Thet We're All Here.
- Lawdy Hep A Man Understan Hees Keez An Ifa Can Hep Dem Undastan Heem
- Despair. Feel It Or Die.
- And Upon This Garbage We Shall Build An Island
- So One Alien Says To Another Alien: "Does Your Alien Pick Up Shit?"
- The Devil Enters Through That Skinny Door Marked Boredom
- Ain't No Need To Be Afraid Now Because These Pants Is Already Shat
- Let The Machine Do The Work For You
- Deleting FaceBook May Drop Anxiety To A Fairly Dull Roar
- Don't Leave Teachers Alone With Children. Especially Their Own.
- Being A Good Laborer Isn't very Hard But It Sure As Hell Is
- Shoulders Down And Neck In Around Heeya
- From President To Peon Mocks The Tough Luck Totem Pole
- A Stick Too Bent For Burning
- Lessee. This Day You Was Mad. This Day You Wasn't. And T'day Sir?
- Fifty Percent Audience Share Means A Hundred Percent Under Control
- Strange People Say Strange Things But If Their Mouth Is Closed Its Called Humming
- Measuring Tapes Don't Make Mistakes, That Shit's In The Eyes Of The Beholder
- Hey Old Timer The Boss Wants You... He Uh, Wants You To Speed It Up.
- Fuck Mom I Don't Do This Alone
- Hooked On Loot Is What We Are
- Pretend Humping In R Rated Movies Is Not Porn So Stop Feeling Guilty Mom
- Then The Moment I Increased Our Risk The Big Dude Called Me Out
- Cause Of Death: Tall Rock Overdose
- Evil Are The Companies That Don't Put Safety First
- Here Is Our Phone Number But Please, Don't Phone.
- Who Among Us Is Not Deformed? And How Are They So Accepting?
- May We Transfer A Wee Bit 'O Concern From The Dead Over To The Living?
- Yeah Uh Joe We Need To Discuss A Little Matter Of Your Opinion Being Worth SHIT
- Whoosh Went Something And Sheesh Went The People
- Of Course You'll Be Guaranteed. Now What Was It We Were Discussing?
- "Wow!" Says Goofy "This Ain't No Mickey Mouse Shit!"
- Then Mickey Said "This Shit Will Make You Goofy!"
- All Hail Hell's Bell
- To Face The Wind With Open Eyes Takes Practice And Focused Squinting
- At First Discomfort Seems A Bit Rude But Soon Enough It's Fine
- The Bickering Parents Cast An Ominous Shadow And Lo, They Called It Offspring
- Practice Snapping Out Of It Or Be Trapped In Trance Forever
- From The Tops Of Really Tall Buildings People Can Barely Be Seen
- StageCoach Drivers Don't Step Into Lives. Nope, Those Beggars Slide In.
- It Won't Cost Alot For The Service Unused But You Know We Can't Do It For Free
- Then A Pair A Patetic Knower Chimed In & Immediately Changed His Position
- If Rap Songs Don't Suit You Wanna Sing My National Anthem?
- Its A Pattern We Are & Attempting Escape From So Its That What Has To Change First
- Taint Right What We Make Right But We Do
- If Johnny West Can't Save The World Hisself Maybe Youse Could Lend A Hand
- Don't Go In Without Yer SmokeScreen Pal. Jeepers, Ya Wanna Get Burned?!
- Holy Crap The Dude I'm To Follow Is Wearing The Same Shoes As Moi!
- Letters Of Accreditation AND Redemption - All@OneLowPrice!
- Talking Heads Can Say What They Want Till The King Aloot Owns Their Noggin
- The Only Pain That Can't Be Ignored Is A Great Big Pain In The Yarse
- Then The Marked Child Got Thrashed In The World For Now He Was A Marked Man
- Horrible Or Horrific, Pick Your Word... That's The Kind Of Day We Can Have
- We Finally Collared Rabid Lassie When She Knew She Had Us Licked
- So Their Dog Stomped Around The House Until Someone Let Him Have His Way
- Detesting Is Good. Protesting Bad. Shunning Is Good. Destroying Bad.
- I'm Totally Serious. Until Someone Says Go No One Is Moving A Fucking Inch.
- Alcoholics Hold Yer Head Up. There's No More Money On The Ground.
- The Thread Bearing Now Is Better Off Twisted To Handle The Weight Of The Past
- Don't Say Shit You Don't Mean And Don't Say Mean Shit
- When "Games" Are Worth Hundreds Of Millions Of Dollars Those Aren't Games
- Yah We Are In The Same Boat Madam, But You Ma'am, You're On Deck
- Whisper, Disper. Spch Spch Spch.
- Any Alcoholic With The Net & A Working Wife Can Do What I Have Done And More
- Real Cancer Okay. Fake Cancer Uhh, No.
- Tomorrow Is A Full On Project Day
- With A Small Sense Of Graphs The Future Is Semi-Predictable
- Being "Tamed" Sure Ain't Normal And It Don't Always Last Forever
- Day Two Of Dodgeball Don't Have The Same Feeling
- When Playing Is More Important Than Winning
- Yes This Message Is Channeled. Straight From The BullShit Channel.
- Country Bumpkins Deserve A Wee Bit 'O Slack, Wouldn't Y'all Agree?
- Measure The Trouble That Never Happened And It Will illuminate
- Life Don't Have "Days Off"
- A Good War Needs Organized Forces And Plenty Of Smoke And Mirrors
- The War On Drugs Is Lost, Lost, Lost But The War On Freedom Is OH EN BAY BEE!
- Most Prices Double Every 10 Years. Just How Is That Low Inflation?
- Then Everyone Was Punished Cause One Of Them Done Wrong
- Hide Yer Jews. Don't Tell On Witches & Keep The Underground Railroad Movin'.
- Watch A Master Of Limitation Make A Big Deal Out Of Nada
- This Here Stuff Is Fooky RAINiation And It Ain't Hurtful, Promise.
- Mama, Run That Oral Lesson Thing. Dada Can Wait His Turn.
- I'm Not Trying To Prove I'm Real... I'm NOT!
- Life Only Sucks 'Til Yer Filter's Plugged And Then It Barely Sucks At All
- We Television Babies Were Raised By Puppets Not The Puppet Masters, Oh No!
- Would Zombies Gobble Every Chillens Who Happen Ta Git In Their Way?
- Dummying Up Is Waay More Serious Than A Wee Bit Of Dumbing Down
- If We Can't Perform Well Everyday We Can At Least Well, Perform
- Hey Psst! It`s Lucifer Calling And Dude Asked For You BY NAME!
- And There I Was Strapped To This Sailor`s Behind
- I Love Saskatchewan And Dagnabbit, Saskatchewan Loves Me Rat Back
- I'll Cut My Own Throat If That's Okay With You
- People Get Attached To Their Robots Just So You Know
- How Bout Yer Keedz? Is Dey Gotta Job?
- Me Or The World Is For Sure Insane. Myself, I Choose The World.
- Yer Most Recently Fed Don't Notice The Restaurants
- Imaginary Addiction. The Plan To Subvert Real Is Nearly Complete.
- When People Love Images More Than Humans We're Way Off The Righteous Path
- When Things Get Too Good They Slowly Turn Ugly
- If You Don't Have Too Much Respect For Yourself These People Will Treat You Fine
- Young Adults Space Out Because Of More Space To Space Out In
- No One Who Sweats As Much As This Guy Should Ever Bust Their Arse
- I Think A Wasp Says Thankyou
- And Moo Moo Bull, He Sees Red Cause He Don't Like Getting Rubbed By The Fence
- Ah, To Have The Desire AND A Thing To Shape, That Right There Is Sheer Bliss!
- Al C. Oholic, He Don't Like It When No Money & Beer Daze Collide
- When Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friend We're In Trouble
- Lose The Support Of Tau Proteins And Yer Living In A New World Daily
- And Only Give Evidence To Them Who Are Learning
- The First Cause Reveals Itself In A Glance. The Second Requires Looking Away.
- Gifts Don't Impress Mrs. Clause Much
- Some People Think THEY'RE In Control And That's Fine & Dandy With Lip Zipped
- But It's A Sorrowful Sour Sight Which We Canna Hep Being Drawn To
- Spin Three Times & Click Your Heels Twice. That's How Dividends Are Made.
- You Are Fat Because You're Supposed To Be Fat Now What You Gonna Do About It?
- That A Maze Is A Maze Is Amazing
- Then The Pots Spoke Up, Forgetting Their Color, And Called The Lot Of Kettles Black
- The Idea Of Getting Paid For Nothing Was Warped Big Time From The Get-Go
- The Powers That Be Need Us Indebted To Them So Indebted Or Deaded We'll Be
- Guys, I Truly Am Just A Small PissTank In Big 'Ol Saskatchewan
- Even A Telescope Aimed At Cheap Soup Is Only Gonna See Big Cans
- If Smart Can Be Smacked Into Stupid People Then HowsAbout We Stay Dumb?
- Thar's Room On This TightRope For More Watch Yer Step Typers
- Humans Are Not Built For Fighting. No, That Shite We Must Be Taught.
- A Person Should Consider Getting Off The Grid Because We're Into Circles Now
- FlexaBo, FlexaBo, Y'all Must Be FlexaBo Or Yer Essence Won't Be Back For Good
- People Can Tell By The Way You Chew That Shit You're Pretending Big Time
- Old Man Zarse
- Please Don't Sick Stellar Winds On Me Shady, Please Keep Da Wins Offa Me!
- Lou Keer
- Ask Not For Whom The Big Bell Bongs Just Go When The Light Turns Green
- Then The Big Guy Said "This Shit's Broke" And He Headed Toward The South Pole
- How To Reform Your Abuser (NOT)
- No One Gives A Shit, I Know, And I Rail Against Not Caring Also
- Yes, You Can Travel Anywhere. Simply Get Your Own FLEE TO GO ® Card.
- Could I Not Just Kick Your Ass And Then You Are My Slave?
- The Operator says Forty Cents More For Tu mor Minutes
- No Need To Post Shite On FaceBook Any More Because They Already Got It All
- Yer Net Goes Sideways Agin The Stream Or You Ain't Agonna Catch No Feesh
- Hope Yer Good At Suckin' Venom Cause That's A Snake Yer Pettin'
- Big Boo-Boo Boulevard And Teeny Mistake Lane Are Byways On The Road Of Life.
- Keep Your Stick Out And Good And Sharp And The Ball Won't Rotate On You
- Absolute Proof Aliens Exist! **WARNING** GRAPHIC AUDIO
- Who Dares Wear A Bulls Eye In Canada's Most Dangerous City?
- The Science Behind Not Doing As We Please
- Some Things Turn Out Very Good While Others Wind Up Not As
- Your Opinion Free Zones
- Fool Me Once, Fool Me Twice. Hey, Fooling Around is Kinda Nice!
- When Respected Research Partners Speak, Of Course One Has To Listen.
- Sports Stadiums: Where Fans Go, Teams Go And Money Goes And Goes
- Please Don't Let Boredom Win. Yank Yer Consciousness Free If Need Be.
- If Someone Courageous Takes Enough Chances Happy Accidents Will Follow
- Phones Jammed & Everyone Was Screwed. People Didn't Know WHERE To Look.
- The Perimeter Of Mankind's Truth Bubble Consists Of Pure Sweet Fantasy
- Wave To Mister And Missus Malleable. They'll Go Along With AnyThing!
- So I Says To This Chimp On My Shoulder
- Dads An Alcoholic & That's Not Good But Then Mom, Kids & Pets Boozer Up Too?!
- And Now A Few Words From The Edge Of Madness
- Throw Half Your Shit Away
- Beware The Sincere Person With Honest Curiosity
- Life Is Indeed Dominated By Hierarchy So Step Up & Climb It's Ladder
- Intermission
- At The Very Least Admire Yourself
- People Change When They're Hit By Shrapnel
- Oh Please Gimme A Big Piece 'O Dat Humbo Pie
- Get Good @ Guessing
- There's A Very Good Chance I Might Be Wrong But Good Ain't Good Enough
- Ignence That Knows No Bounds Is By Far Yer Very Best Ignorance
- The Message Said Quit While You're Ahead But Surely They Know We Won't
- Rand Paul & Ron Paul. Osama and Obama. This Shits All Accidental?
- Before We Knew It Everyone Was Held In Buffet Style Credit Crunch Compounds
- If You Don't Think Having Money Changes Your Tune You've Never Had NO MONEY
- Yer Two Laws
- Shit Is Constantly Hitting The Fan Making Where One Stands All Important
- Heaven Has This One Lobby Only
- RCMP Commissioner Bob Paulson Says Hey, No One Look At Me!
- And Little Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche Don't Get A Valentines Card
- Dying Is What Alive Things Do
- Tomorrow Is Not For Certain Once We're Out Of The Range Of Time
- Living A (Sic) Life Creates OhWellness In Everyone
- Organized Forces Employ Deception But Politicians Would Never Think Of It
- Preserve A Portion Of Yourself Because You'll Need You In Your Future
- Oh, To Be Stupid & Thoughtless And Selfish To Boot
- Fellow Pisstanks: Snarfing Breakfast And Slurping Lunch & Supper = Better Drunk!
- Cool Text Graphics You Can Use
- Here, Let Me Google That For You
- More Of Us Better Start Acting Like We're Fucked Or We Really Really ARE
- Time Is Not Money. Perception Is.
- When Transactions ARE The Thing Transacted
- Now That's What I'm Talking About. A Ghost With Manners!
- People That Know Me Think I'm A Dork But My Imaginary Friends Like Me Fine
- Leave Some Cracks In The Pyramid For Loot To Flow With The Shit
- I Am Non Employee Friendly Guy
- Hell Is Filled With The Finest Of Handbaskets
- The Buffalo Trail Internet: Selling Gas Guzzling Cars, Tires And Roads
- Actors Who Forget Everybody Is Acting Are The Most Terrible Actors Of All
- Comfy Positions Available For Everyone At The Edge Of The Cosmic Mind
- Marijuana Is A Gateway Drug To Lower Booze Consumption
- Humans Demand Altered States No Matter What The Cost
- To Make The World A Better Place Where Does A Person Start?
- When Investors Win Big Someone Else Ain't So Lucky
- The Purpose Of Life Is To Find A Purpose For Life
- Yeah, Your Shit Was Different All Rat
- The Law Is Sterile, Stupid And Stubborn And It Exposes The Ass In All Of Us
- When Everything Changes But Nothing Is Really Different
- Every Starty Needs A Parter
- Mister Neutral Man. Will You Neutralize As Much As You Neutrifiably Can?
- If You Doan Dam Your Service Who Will?
- We Cannot Be Certain Of The Day We Die But Today Compadre, WE LEEVE!
- In The Land Of The Vast Majority Complaining Is The Language Of Choice
- Dude's Short Grass Is More Important Than Any Life Pollution You Notice
- Ignoring My Query The Professor Proposed "This Must Be Your Very First Lecture"
- When Too Much Is Said About Nothing At All Something Big Is Being Ignored
- If The RCMP Was A Regular Family Their House Would Be Surrounded By SWAT
- Look Out Yer Window To See Some Stuff That Can't Be Seen Except From That View
- Grandma Repeats Herself Because Life, She Runs In Circles.
- We'd Say "Hey Look Over There!" And The Burning Sticks Would Point That Way
- Yes Reality Is Manufactured For Us But By Whom And Where R D Edges?
- Oh, And By The Way... You Are About To Torture An Innocent Person.
- No One Cares That You Have A Problem And Some People Hope You Do
- I Know That You're Trying To Control My Mind But Remember, I'm Still Here Too
- Hey Meester Or Seester Want Yer Paradigm Sheefted?
- Even As I Come Down This Will Still Be A Good Idea
- Insurance For Sure Is The Cat's Meow. Now We No Longer Need Neighbors!
- The Entire World Is Definitely Doomed But Each Person Must Wait Their Turn
- When Oh When Will The Bounty Be Set On Flompy Old Pensioner's Ears?
- It Ain't As Rough As One Might Think Cause Its Worse And The Odd Time Better
- Yes, There ARE Gods But A Lot Have Been Let Go
- Nice Purses! Big Hearts! Fancy Aprons Here! All With No Strings Atta-a-ched...
- It's Television: And Some Stuff Stayed The Same For Hundreds Of Years
- As A Kid I Got No Sleep Cause The Aliens Made Me Work
- Pick Three People Whom You Gonna Be And Then Act Like Your Chosen People
- My Goal Is To Get Paid NOT To Write
- In THIS World We Can Stop A Bullet Or At Least We Can Slow It Down
- Barry L. Williams - Author and MotherFucking Liar
- The Fake Sword Joe Swangs Might Not Be Sharp But The SonofaBitch Still Hurts
- I'm Not Upset Because You Don't Write But Some People Are Upset That I Do
- Shit's Coming Up All Ones For Me Pal For Me Pal!
- Gain And Give The Power Of Cogitation Through Acting Quietly Angry
- I Made The Mold That Everyone Wants To Shape
- Acting Like An Ignorant Fucker Takes Way Less Guts Than Living It
- Why Engineered Photos Never Depict Candid Life
- Today Is My Last Day So Please Excuse Me For Being Selfish
- Leave If You Can't Take Life's Jokes
- Ideal Violation Is Epidemic
- Nothing Looks Like It Should
- If You Touch A Steering Wheel To Earn Your Keep, Meet Your Armageddon
- Make Sure Your Shits Out Before Getting It In A Knot
- A Single Step In The Right Direction Is Better Than Running In Place
- Lotsa Dropped Names Equals A Tripping Hazard
- If I Didn't "Own" My Humble Abode I Would Phone The Landlord To Complain
- People May Be Called Crazy For Lacking Timing Comprehension
- In The Soft Mud Of Every Mind A Memory Awaits Its Flint
- If You Aren't Employing Mind Control Techniques You're The Only One Who Ain't
- When Big Buildings Collapse Something Bigger Falls First
- The Neighbors Think Mom & Dad Are Neat But Their Kids Would Disagree.
- Pooshing The Envelop Is Good For Paper Cuts
- Yes, You Are A Number. Numero Uno and Numero Zero. And Peat & Repeat.
- I Sticks To My Writing And My Writing Sticks To Me
- How To OutRun Behind Your Back Talking
- Have As Many Fathers Or Mothers As You Lak But Your Love WILL BE Divided
- Jobs Performed In The Reign Of Madness Must Be Done Again
- Just Enough Lickspittle Toady Sycophants To Ruin The Entire World
- To Avoid Nasty Nose Markles
- Generational Enhancement Through sMotherification
- You Have One Good Mind... I Have Control Of The Narcissism, Captain. I Have Control.
- Pedestrian Crosswalks As A Profit Center
- And There Flaps Truth In The Cold Harsh Wind On A Limited Hangout Dryline
- Get Your Pain Passport BEFORE You Enter The Zone
- Taking Off Makes A Different Sound To Cruising Speed Or Landing
- How Does One Maintain A Clean Mind? Keep A Pooshin Dat Broom Is How.
- Think Like The Puppet You IS
- When Tuna Was Fish Not A Disease
- The End Of Electric Motorized Antennaes
- To Save Ourselves From Dumbing Down We Must Get Good At Guessing
- Anyone Can Get To Carnegie Hall By Love, Love, Loving It
- Conclusions Born In Agonizing Swamp Set The Width & Depth Of The Mire
- Our Will To Succeed Is Totally Lost Unless We Draw It A Map
- The World She Is A Funny Place So Come On Buddy, Laugh!
- Dude Turned And Tried To Walk Away But He Was Blessed Wit A Tad 'O Gout
- Then The Actor Weirded Out And Started Acting Full Time
- Sometimes I Don't Want To Be Barry Williams But Diss Is Who I Yam
- You Uh, Doan Know You're Living Wit Robots?!
- Life On The Back Of Making Shit Up
- In The End We Leave Whatever Mark We Want
- Then The New Me Says To The Old Me (Whom I Mistakenly Think I Still Am)
- Holy Shite! This Chain Ain't Hooked To Nuttin'! Only This Gawd Damn Leg Clamp!
- No I Ain't Buyin' It On Mt. Everest Or Shit But Ahm Dying Rat Here In Front 'O Youse
- One Day We Will All Claim Us Equal And I Wonders, How Can This Possibly Be?
- Epiphanies Inc.
- Tension Management Of Morphogenic Energy
- Plenty (Yes Plenty) Of Minds Are Far Out Without Any Inkling Of Dee-Stance
- Pay Attention To The Glug Of Life And Spillage Drops Waay Waay Back
- Hell HandBaskets Don't Come In Planetary Size. Its Custom Outfits For Us Only.
- Ain't No Time To Be Discovered
- Caution: This Bread NOT Baked
- I'm Seek, Very Sick. I've Got Spring Fever, Cabin Fever and Beaver Cleaver Fever.
- I Might Be Misrepresenting Myself But Who Ain't And How Come?
- What Unaccepted Guilt Looks Like
- Our Father's Keedz And The Keedz They Sprung So Love Doze Altered States
- I Really Don't Appreciate The Snideness In That Voice. Especially Since It's Mine.
- Bankers Find Plenty 'O Dough Where Little To None Exists
- Entropy Ain't Fast But It Works Every Day And That's How The Beggar Wins
- You Might Just Be A Performer, Weirdo.
- Me Myself I'm Sinical
- To Know Our Spot In Life Is Devine Because From There We Can Poosh Off
- Free Will Means Grabbing Multiple Universes By The Horns
- Lost Keys And Deceased Offspring Have Much In Common
- If I Ever Seem Too Sane Its A Robot Not Me
- Lawdy I Got Dee Baggage Handled
- Okay. I Want To Talk. I'll Tell You Everything. Oh Yeah, I Forgot. I Already Do.
- You Might Be Blowing A Million Ideas. Thanks.
- C'Mon N Get A Peace O' Me!
- What If Criminals Become Police (& Vice Versa) To Discredit Them?
- How To Decipher This BullShite
- It's Unanimous Then. Black Sheep All Around.
- Value Is Fleeting Like Ice Cream in June. Or January. Or Full.
- Plenty 'O People Isn't As Simple As Dey All Firss Comes Across
- Biting Your Tongue But Not All The Way Through Is A Critical And Crucial Skill
- A Teaspoon Of Homeostasis Helps The Sameness Go Down
- Then This Straw Man Turns To Me And Says...
- I Wouldn't Think Of Interfering, Just Give Me My Knife Back & We'll Dissassemble
- When You Were Quiet We Worried. Then When You Spoke We Worried Even More.
- It Was Bound To Come Back On Him
- There Was This Point He Went Waay Beyond Genius Into Stupid
- You Have Digitally Descriptive Tags Or Not? I'll Get People To Turn Themselves In
- We're Gonna Strain You Through Shite You Never Thought You'd B Strained Thru
- In Speaking About Young People
- Pretending You're Not Here-It-Ness
- Dad Knew The Car Had Been Driven Because There Were No Tire Marks At All
- When Dad Came Unglued Dude Broke Every Hinge
- If You Can Stitch These Two Together I Think We'll Be Okay
- DeManual! DeManual! Eye Found Eat!
- Don't Confuse Sports With Religion. Religions Have Very, Very Big Churches.
- Captain Hinter Says Pour A Glass Of Wine...THEN And ONLY Then We'll Talk.
- PSST! To Become A Mean Mover Move More Like You Mean To
- “Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth.” - Mike Tyson
- Doan Shit Yerself Away. Add Some'n First.
- Please Hurry Robot Prostitutes Hurry!
- We're Here And Not Here Said Doctor Vaneesh As He Warped Invisible
- Saying Only Shit When We Stub Our Toe Leads Directly To A Second Shitting
- And The Third Pig's House Was Made Of Brick Which STILL Was Worth Nada
- Dear Mister Billy Goat Gruff. Who Do You Think I Think You Are?
- Big Gunt BeGone 90 Day Weight Loss Promise
- My Drug Dealer Was Quite Dismayed When I Rejected His Problem Solution
- Try To Make A Little Time When Your Maker Comes To Meet You
- And The Captain Of The Hindenburg Job Goes To...
- Bring Out Your Unsane! Bring Out Your Unsane! We Bravers Will Take Them Home.
- It's The Axe Juggler. He Needs You To Give Him A Hand.
- How Does One Hide A Cow In The Field? Simpo. Surround It With Other Animules!
- My Mentor Wasn't Sold On Quality So We Did Everything But Steal
- Vilfredo Pareto Says Some Of My Writing Is Very, Very Good! The Rest Is Forgivable.
- The Secret To Stabilizing Ones Load Is To Limit Size And Number Of Hangers On
- Like I Told The Little Lady: I Could Be Comitting Suicide And Not Know It.
- Shit Tests Cannot Be Faked By The Shit
- From Here To There Aint Far On Foot But She's A Long Hop Auditorially
- No One In Their Right Mind Would Be A Public Servant So There You Have It
- Doan Want Yer Keedz Drinking White Lightnin? Give 'Em Beer!
- If We Could Take Time Out Of The Bottle
- Hands Up - Who Will Come To The Circus To See Normal? Or Safe? Or Not Smelly?
- I Know The World's Worst All Things Construction Like Dude
- You Should See Insane From My Side
- Corporations Get Cancer Unnecessarily
- When Poosh Comes To Shove There Will Be Plenty Of Pushing And Shoving For All
- It's Not A GivenThat Shite Goes Sideways
- Just Sit Rat Down And Rat 500 Titles Eager Person
- I Apologized For StickHandling My Friend Before But My Scales Is Still Up. Ah-ite.
- Massa Done Paid Now Massa Done Payin'
- Want To Stop Theft? Don't Traffic Stolen Shite Y'all
- Yes, My Ex-Wife Should Hate Me
- When Obsessions Run Low
- Anyone Employing the Rolling No Thing Is A Trollish Maximus & Enemy Of People
- What If Donations Didn't Actually Purchase Attacks?
- It Says Here You Have Eight Open Liquor Infractions. Is Six Still What You Say?
- Instead Of Sending My Kid To War Couldn't He Just Pay More Fines?
- If My Doctor Tells Me To Stop Drinking I'll Need A Second Opinion. MINE.
- Plenty 'O Empathy And Paranoia Live In The Same Damn Apartment Building
- Keedz, Please Don't Resemble Me If I Turn Out To Be An Idiot
- To Our Consternation Even The Armed Forces Couldn't Turn Me Around
- My Father Doesn't Need A Gravestone Because I Hear Him Clearing My Throat
- Act Like Nothing's Happening And It Will
- I Will Use This Elevated View To Lift You Up
- I See Sharpes
- Give That Bastard A View No Longer Applies
- Don't Tell Me Noise Don't Mean Some'n
- Don't Get To The Point So Quickly That It's Dulled
- I've Got Dis Keed, An Old Man And A Few Punks Working Wit Me
- We Can Eat Whenever You Want: Now Or Never...
- With Enough Practice We Become Our Instrument
- You Will Be Hard Pressed To Imagine What Other People Fail To Envision
- Cancer Buys A Lot 'O Stuff, Pays A Lot 'O Wages And Earns Plenty 'O Steady Profit
- Up Shit Creek With A Nearly Useless Paddle
- I Am Not A Grumpy Old Fucker 30 Day Experiment
- People Are Being Paid To Read Shite I Write For Free
- Only Breathe A Certain Amount In Anticipation Of Being Smothered
- To What Shall We Adjust?
- What IS Fairly Scary Is How Little People Say
- Oscillation Man Is Real
- Mobster Gaming Is Not Allowed But Government Approved Gambling Is Ah-ite
- Will You Pledge Allegiance To The Farce?
- Modern Pictures Are Worth One Word Only: Unbelievable.
- There Absolutely Is No War On Drugs
- And Every Thing Fixed Screws Something Else Up
- Does A Kagillion Years Ahead Equal Approximately One Second Late?
- Remorse Is A Hefty Load That Wisdom Adds Weight To Then Helps Carry
- Ignorance Is Waay Easier
- Why This Hullabaloo About Altered States?
- Me Threatens Myself
- How To Speak Redacted
- Faster Than Light Photos Will Not Expose
- Difficult To Act Vulnerable When A Person Is One Hundred Percent Dependent
- When I'm Writing Well My Mouth Is Open A Certain Way
- The Internet Is A Place That Changes Everywhere's Location Location Location
- Yes, By All Means Go With The Flow But We Still Must Somehow Rise Above It
- When Our Planet Loses Gravity All Cheating Will Stop
- Crazy Itself Is Difficult To Describe But Its Relatively Easy To Display
- Once I Cut These Babies Loose, Every One Is On It's Own
- No Scientist Receives Double Blind Funding And Money Equals Influence
- There's Done, Done Done And Done Done Done. And Only One Is What We Want.
- If This Is The Fall Of Nuclear Power, Winter Is Gonna Be Tough
- Someone Runs Our Life, Work, Town And Country. And Someone Runs This Planet.
- And On Tuesdays Coffee Is Only Ten Bucks, Not Twenty!
- Compound Interest Works For THE FEW And Against The Rest Of Us
- Don't Count Your Chickens Before They Hatch But Why Not Name Them Eggs?
- Who Will Eat Last Eat Last?
- I Know Someone Besides Me Is Keeping Track. You're Right There Behind That Tree.
- Love Is Up And Down And Front And Back Its Not Balanced Like Nothing Is Balanced
- What We Know And Don't Know We Know Is Worth A Lot More Than We Know
- No More Finger Up The Poop Chute Now Its Sampo Your Own Dump For Three Daze
- If I Use Aliases I Am Bad. If Corporations Use Aliases That's Good Bizness
- Then One Day Like The Lone Ranger, Policemen Started Wearing Masks
- If We Both Know What I'm Saying, Who The F*ck Are We Fooling?
- Never Say Never Because One Never... Ah, Shoot.
- The Humor Helix Proves A Bad Attitude Equals Not A Good Time Forever!
- She Was Every Bit Of Ying That I Was Yang
- Normalcy Bias May Be Controlled But Only After We Stop Acting Normal
- Don't Fool With The Colonel Because Motherfucker Might Stop Your Heart
- Okay, Almost Done. Just Got To Put You Through The Wringer Then We Can Go.
- There Is NO Price Fixing. Price Fixing Doesn't Happen. C'mon...We Wouldn't!
- I Sent Someone A Letter The Other Day. Just Kidding.
- A Big Part Of My Life I Gave To You But You Didn't Notice
- When Parents Lie To Their Children They May Expect The Same In Return
- The Day I Wasn't Charged For Child Abuse But Could Have Been
- If We Can't "Tune" Into "It" For Us "It" Don't Exist
- Your Room Is ALWAYS Messy! You NEVER Clean Up Your Room!
- Who Will Pay To Watch Us Practice? But Man, Once We Get Good...
- One Anxious Event Easily Outweighs All The Reasons To Have A Good Day
- That Cat Ain't Black He's A Real Dark Grey
- Don't Spit On The Guards At The Gates Of Rome Or They Won't Let You In Again
- Life Viewed Forward Seems Kinda Mixed Up But Backwards It Makes Perfect Sense
- Deep Reflection Is Too Damn Painful. No Wonder Few People Do It.
- Captain! The Sheep Won't Make It Back To Whence We Left!
- On This Day My Father Cried. He Cried Really, Really Hard and Really, Really Long.
- Take Those Linux People And Tie Them Up. Bring The Gates Down Over Here.
- Should The End Come Before Waking, Who Sleeps In This Bed Slept Forever In?
- Be Afraid! Be Afraid! But Don't Be Afraid Of Being Afraid.
- You Just G'head And Invent Sompin. We'll Figure Out What Its For.
- Even Great Engineers Screw Up So Don't Go And Think You're So Special
- If Only Our Loved Ones Could Die Twice
- "And This Card?!" Said The MadMan "This Card Replaces People Replacing People!"
- Who Better To Be Looped Than You?
- And Yes, I Agree We Are All More Intelligent Than Each Other
- The Thing That Tempers My Toying With You Is That WaterBoarding Stuff
- Like I'm The Only Person Who Is Whacked
- Don't Keel Me. There Is A Cheaper, Better And Less Messy Way.
- Great! Three Main Personalities And Two Are Drunks!
- What I've Been Meaning To Say Is I'm Trapped Above This Chinese Laundry
- We Gotta Climb Out Of Our Own Stories Because Does Anyone Wanna Be Trapped?
- Instead Of Constantly Taking Off Make Time To Level Out
- And What Will We Do With Our Amazing Machine? Well, So Far We Don't Know...
- Why I Want People To Think I Am Crazy By Barry L. Williams
- $99 Saved On Eavestrough Cleaning Then BOOM Dude Hits The Ground With A Thud
- More Valuable Than Riches Yet None Should Be Dug For
- Clumsy Means You're Ahead Of Yourself. Just Stop And Take A Step Back.
- If We Couldn't Dispose Of Dog Shit For One Hundred Thousand Years
- If You Don't Live Inside Your Head Then Quite Likely You Are Outa Here!
- For Them Afraid Of What Might Be Said And Terrified Of What Probably Won't
- And Where Is The Line-up For The Non Curious?
- Dude For Sure Was One Strange Cat Who Meowed Until The Band Beat Bad
- Yer Farce Shall Be Countered Grandma Says
- Now Entering Peace Nation Of "Enter Name Here" And We DO NOT Use Force. Okay?
- Not Willing To Go Sideways? Okay, But You Do See What's Straight Ahead Rat?
- Even Middlemen Don't Like Middlemen
- Tom Jones Says Keel Dem Keel Dem An TJ Ain't Alone At All
- Then With A Wink And A Swoop He Ruled The Entire Mummer's Farce
- So Damn Much Empathy It Hurts
- Real Life Ain't REAL LIFE The Old Druggie Hollered As They Dragged Dude Away
- Nobody Talks Shit In Bizzness Meetings Yet Shit Is What Bidness Wades Through
- And Once I Stop My Bellyaching Then We Can Deal With Yours
- As You Insist In Acting This Way I'll Hang A Parallel Universe To The Rat
- Perhaps You Never Said "NO, YOU GIVE IT UP!" And Smiled At Its Absence
- Planets Turn As Fast As Their Size Permits So Listen Up
- This Guy Suffers From A Couple Of Things But The Rest Of Us Seem Pretty Pure
- Ray Dee Ate My Friend, Come On!
- If You Can't Get Self Deprecation Right How Bout Just Praising Others Nonstop?
- The Stockholm Syndrome - There's Plenty For Everybody So No Need To Poosh
- And Every Sound Made Or Caused To Be Made Lasts Forever
- Pissing Against The Wall Is Only One Way To Collect Urine
- De Lovers And De Spisers Live Side By Side So Please Leave That Axe In The Shed
- DO NOT DO THIS Means If I Were You I Wouldn't But They're Not Us
- Hey Kids! How Bout Becoming A YouTube Music Genius?
- PSST! Wanna Get An Idea?
- If Your Name Is ASSHOLE It Don't Matter That You're Not One
- In Two Seconds Tell Us Who You Were Before Now
- Every Day On Our Bloody Knees, Scraping The Bottom Of This Barrel
- Tone Down The Constant Reminder Thing
- HuHah! By Golly You're Right! Dair Is Offense Rat Dair...
- Shit Always Winds Up On The Little People & They Must Cart It Away
- Never Agree To Watch Any Dawg What's Had The Taste Of Good Furniture
- The Ceramic Sink That Cracked Itself
- When We Duck Down That Means Nobodys Home
- Get Twigging While You Are Able
- Coupled Harmonics - The Correct Noise From Another Can Curdle And Spill Blood
- If You Don't Had Wit You Doas Leetle Peews Prepare To Be Eaten Alive
- Maintain Yourself For The Entire Trip Or Pay Plenty To Have It Done For You
- Falling Trees Give One Lesson Only Before Pinning Their Prey To The Mat
- We're Here To Rent Our People Back! Is The Manager In Godammit?!
- Willing To Fall Over Friend? We Hear Here.
- Lacrosse Sticks Seldom Misfire
- Bitches Are Made And Bastards Are Manipulated
- An IPhone Or This Cutlery. Which One Pawns The Best?
- Lotteries And Elections Create Very Few Winners And SheetLoad Of Losers
- My Young Pal Jimmy And The Fists That Would Not Fly
- Sometimes The Wife Might Be Talking To Herself But She Still Tells Me To Fuck Off
- I Told My Eighty-Two Best FaceBook Friends To Go And Fuck Themselves
- Getting Better At Your Life Or Worse At Living It? Certainly Helps To Know!
- First Change Yourself THEN Try It On Parents, Friends And Relatives
- Sure I Might Be Crazy In Your Life Pal But My World Needs A Bit More Proof
- Now Uh, Where Was I?
- A Slap Could Signal The Start Of A Fight But Don't Forget This Mat
- Deranged Has Many Ingredients But They Got To Be Mixed Up To Work
- Mindless Statements Are Perfectly Fine But Never Three Times In A Row. Taint Rat.
- Tick Tock Two Choices: You Eat The Bugs Or The Bugs Eat You
- I'd Druther Be Watched By U
- I'm Not The Only One Trying To Fool You, Bye The Way
- Mister Catastrophe Waits Just The Other Side Of You Think That I Don't Know?
- I Was Abducted By Two Aliens From Star System Vir Den Man EE Toba
- If Phlegm Don't Have To Respond To Gravity Why Should We?
- Oh, And Your Credit Self Was Killed Today
- Whar's My Mat? Whar's My Mat?! I Can Only Shite Right On My Mat!!
- You're Not How I Remember You And I Trust My Memory More Vampeer
- I Know You Can Here Me Hear Me
- Everyone Has A Reality Wave To Collapse So Pally, Git OnBoard
- If I Eat You Its Cannibalism. If I Consume Your Effort Its Called Capitalism.
- Companies Almost NEVER See Jesus And CEO's Run A Very Close Second
- I Bet I'll Have Waay More Friends After I'se Famey Famous
- Living Like You're Dead
- Is Everybody Lip Syncing?
- You Better Be Afraid Of Me Because I Am
- Dude Can Not Be Connected. He Don't Got Accord.
- True Partnership Allows For Strangers Love Paper Tongue Cuts
- Don't Lookout For Me I'm Doing That
- PTBS - Pretending To Be Stupid
- My Home State Is Hammered Here
- One Dollar Books. The End (Thankfully) Of The Greeting Card Business
- My Wife Is NOT The Man Dammit!
- You And Your Straw Boys Can Hit The Pretend Road You Came In On
- You're Not Alone Assumer
- A Better Short, Tall Or Absolutely Not Rotund
- Consider Every Colonel Before Popping
- You MotherFuckers Don't Know Me
- Disaster Fukushima - The Biggest Crack In Our World's Nuclear Egg
- Only From Our Clearing's Edge Can The Individual Trees Be Seen
- And The Meek Shall Inherit The Earth Exactly How Again?
- Where Do Thoughts (Especially The Bad Ones) Come From?
- There's A Good Groove Three Whires Over To Your Rat
- When Everyone Around You Is Losing Their Head Why Not Pick 'Em Up?
- Stop Working So Hard Right Now Today And Start Working Waay Less Tomorrow
- We Shed
- Smell How You Want But Rude Is Definitely Out
- He Wasn't As Lazy As He Was An Easy Lay
- And You Could Just Poosh On This Door And It Would Open
- Remember When We Was Waay Behind Schedule & Remember How We Pooshed?
- Damn Right I Feel A Wet Blanky-Blanket. Why...Is It You?
- Oh Shite, I Could Have Told You THAT!
- You Don't Do Hazard Assessments, Do You Pal?
- Dude Was Cranked And Waay Heavy On The Rank
- Don't Give Me Any Of Your Stress, Thanks. If I Want Some I'll Get My Own.
- Everybody Watching Everywhere Will Save And Create The Day... You'll See.
- Tell Me Just Before The Boss Gets Here I Got Some Stuff Ta Clean Outa My Pants
- You're Just Around The Corner Pal - We Both Know That You Ain't Vaneesh
- Will Da Couple De Royale Be Accountable To The Simple Pay & Pay Pay-sents?
- Lawdy, Who Do I Need To Be Too-Day?
- Caution: Slippery Ideas Ripening Dead Ahead
- Sure We Believe You But Every New Member Wears The Comfy Creaking Socks
- These Are Our Words. I Just Found 'Em.
- Life Is A Time Zone
- Hows About Living Like The Anxiety Gyppers?
- All These Kings Just Milling About
- Normal Without Proof And Suspect With Plenty
- Hypocrisy "R" Me
- Ya Needs A Certain Typa Grease Ta Run This Kinda Barrying
- I'll Say Whatever The Fuck I Want And Then Tomorrow I'll Tone Down My Own Shite
- It Ain't A Boy And It's Not The Girl Its A Peace Of Nature To Nurture Pal
- Praise The Lawd That Some Among Us Are Driven Hard To Drive
- Safeguard All Favors For Every One Changes How We Perceive Reality
- Brush Off All That Culture Crap And Show Us What You're Made Of
- Okay, The Voice Has Stopped For Now So Everyone Sit Dow... Uh, Wait A Minute!
- Two Strong Legs Plus The Wife's
- Dude Ran Faster Carrying Me Than The Two Of Us Could Move On Our Own
- Say Doctor Blind Doktor Can You Fix Me Up?
- No Unauthorized Loans. Unless You Ask For Them.
- Have Fabric Will Bolt
- They Say You Don't Play ANY Games? And You Don't Believe In Hitting Back?!
- A Good Inheritance Don't Hurt Like This GrandPa
- The Farces Who Managed Nine Eleven Weren't Counting On David Chandler
- You Can Learn How To Make Shite Up And Even Write The Whole Thing Down
- The Bewitched Witch Had To Twinkle Her Nose While We Only Twitch A Finger
- So Many Good Liars Are Lying Today Its A Challenge To Tell Real Lies From Truth
- Put As Much Shite As Possible On Fully Automatic
- Rooms So Clean Even Our Mothers Are Proud = One Hundred Thousand Per Word
- It Was The End Of Spitoons And A New Beginning For Dis-Ease
- We Are Vaneesh
- And Please Don't Say "I Knew That Already!"
- Big Gears Are A Meshing While We Teeth Are A Gnashing
- Being Kicked Out Of Bible Study Ain't As Bad As YOU THINK
- Try, Try With All Your Might To Distinguish Yourself From Spam
- Then I Heard What No One Ought To Hear On Their Very First LSD Trip
- Something Is Rotten In Number Land & The Puppies Have A Right To Know
- The 1% Don't Give A Fack And They Certainly Don't Read This Crap
- Its Death By A Thousand Coughs In Three, Two, One...
- One Night At Barney's Will Cure You Of Sleeping Around
- "Yoll Fack" Is A State Of Mind Not An Age Group
- When 80 Percent Of What We Do Is Crap
- Reflectionville & Past-Livers City - We Got Places Rentin' On Both Sides Dat State.
- There's A Waay Better View And Bugs Galore On The Cow Catcher
- Actually, The Voice Said Have Fate
- Welcome To Our Port Side Survival Course On The Good Ship ConcordiaWorld
- Getting Up With The Best Intentions Then Misplacing The Cause Of The Rise
- The Great Tide Raises Every Sheep Making Good Nowhere Near Good Enough
- I Was Fortunate Indeed That My School Dumped Me Before I Could Vacate It.
- Risk Of Contamination Is So Real That Only Through Focus Can We Be Ourselves
- Nowhere Fast Is Fairly Crowded But Even So Its A Popular Place
- Shit Runs Downhill Easy Enough But For Spreading It Needs People
- Do I Have Wrong Assumptions?... I Uh, Highly Friggin Doubt It!
- Asshole Is Not A Food So How Can We Be What We Eat?
- Riding This Liver Like A Wild Horse An Hoping Spurring Don't Get Us Bucked Off
- Imagine Shooting Blanks At Fifty-Five
- Better Than Free Libraries. We Tell You What You Don't Know!
- Please Heaven Meet Us Seven Daze Sooner
- To Give Away: FREE Life Stethoscopes
- Eating The Dogs Is Okay Unless You Plan To
- Let's Hear Three Huge Cheers For Our Good Friend Spontaneous Confabulation!
- Babies Fear Out-Of-Sight Mother Is Gone Forever And GrownUps Fear Life Is Too
- Going Too Far? Lessee, Take Your First Right And The Next Right After That Right.
- Keep That Fat Guy Off Me
- Google Says Someone Is Beating Up A Pile 'O People. Whose Acting Brutish?
- Conceived In An Office And Dead Right There In An Office, Too.
- I Want To Leeb No Matter What Dey Say
- Other People Can Be For Sure But Is There Any Way To Poosh Ourselves?
- We All Gotta Tell The Truth Our Own Way But Everybody Talks In Turns, Okay?
- The Usury Freaks Are Coming. The Usury Freaks Are Coming! Hide Undervalued!
- If You Can't Change Your Past Someone Else CAN. For A Fee, Naturally.
- Seriously Deranged Is Still Serious
- A 4 U Guy Or Girl. Get Yours Today.
- To Hell With All Time Pirates
- Machines Give A Shite About Us And Its Difficult To Not Take Personal
- If This Site Goes Dark
- The Old Man Taught Short Cuts Because Cheap Was All He Ever Knew
- The Sword Of Power Cuts Both Ways So Stay Sharp For The Bout Ahead
- Invoking The Bicameral Mind For Fun And Profit
- Numbers, Start Your Lying
- Cat Astro Phe Don't Sound So Bad If You Say It Real Slow
- Like Hitting A Really Soft Brick Wall
- Please Let My Daily Bred Load Be Light
- If Only I Were Half As Smart As I Thought
- When Microwave Ovens Were Unbelievable
- Shrinkage Be In The Salesmen's Key To The Warehouse That Doesn't Care
- Knocking Sense Into People - Not The Most Effective Leadership Course