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Month: March 2014

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Dude Always Picked The Unlucky Horse And Then Slipped Right Under Its Hooves

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  • March 31, 2014
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Many folks have had their arse kicked. They were likely more than two years old when it happened though, and it probably wasn’t their father who […]

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Yer Upper Hand Often Carries A Gun

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  • March 30, 2014
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Many folks know about the wild west. They learned that horses, women and the odd gunslinger were faster than fast but a well drawn wanted poster and a decent […]

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Awareness

Before Taxation War Was Necessary For Plunder. Now It’s Downright Stupid.

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  • March 30, 2014
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Most folks know that death is a business. They attended funerals where dude was buried in the best piece of furniture he’s ever owned and […]

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There’s This Thing About Virginity

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  • March 30, 2014
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Most people are born once. They might claim to being born again but this necessarily would be metaphorically speaking on account of where is their big […]

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Awareness

By Folding The Sheets A Different Way Each Day She Saved A Thousand Lives

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  • March 30, 2014
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Most folks know that time is money. They often forget that before time becomes money it must be worth something and if it’s worth anything, […]

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Awareness

The Noise You Make Annoys Me So Now I Need Anoise Fix Noise Fix

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  • March 30, 2014
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  You; Won’t sing in tune. You; Don’t tell no time. You; Don’t understand, You under mine. You undermine.   You; Sleep well at night. […]

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Awareness

If Someone Has A Key To Yer Heart Don’t Pin It To A Brand New Knife.

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 30, 2014
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Many folks pretend to be happy. They are waiting until the right sunset comes along to crack their winning smile and if all goes as planned […]

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Awareness

Howling Works Better If You Point Yer Mouth Out

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  • March 30, 2014
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Many folks know about the moon. They understand that the moon is ‘out there’ & wherever out there is is where their alive wants to […]

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Awareness

Every Was A LOTA Fish. He Snagged Every Body’s Line.

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  • March 30, 2014
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Most folks can act nervous. They seldom do it for loot though but all yer mulers are hiring front sweaters & back end shakers. Thank […]

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The Bow Didn’t Slice Through The Surface, The Sea Unzipped Their Ship Through.

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  • March 30, 2014
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Many folks know about oceans. They understand that water possesses the power to create with plenty ‘o punch left over to destroy so it’s always good […]

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Maybe The Bugs Are Makin’ You Talk. Maybe Yer Talkin’ Bug Talk.

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  • March 30, 2014
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Most folks know about zombies. They drink coffee, stay off their electronics while driving and make little reminder notes up the ying yang to not become one. […]

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Doing Stupid Shit Is Normal. Learning From Doing Stupid Shit Is Not.

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  • March 30, 2014
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Most folks make mistakes. They hate it when it happens but seldom invest recovery time trying to figure out what happened and how to avoid it next time. Thank […]

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Criminality Is An Illness Infecting Law Makers And Breakers

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  • March 30, 2014
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Most folks have felt physically sick. They know from experience that they can and have felt better and the majority realize intuitively that their health […]

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There Were Enough People To Pass Judgement But Not Enough To Stop It

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  • March 30, 2014
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Most folks know what is best. They follow the tried and true path to enlightenment which is so well worn and beaten that anyone attempting […]

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A Baby On The Tracks & A Locomotive Where A Pile’O Logs Shoulda Been

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 28, 2014
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Most folks can’t stop themselves. They do what they do and if other people don’t like it they can kiss their sweet petunia oh, hello mom. […]

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Games Can Be Won At The End

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  • March 28, 2014
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Most folks know about over. They understand that it ain’t over until the fat lady sings and she sings the right song at the right time […]

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Yer Good Kinda Worry Turns Into Action

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  • March 28, 2014
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Most folks are concerned. They fret about this and fear about that and until those juices are put on simmer there’ll be nothing to show […]

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Awareness

Insurance Dulls Concern For An Illuminated Being

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  • March 28, 2014
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Most folks know about wildlife. They understand that animals in the wild do not consider the utility of roadways in the same manner that  humans […]

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Awareness

What Do People Do When They Don’t Know What To Do? Nothing.

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 28, 2014
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Most folks take chances. They take chances that are so small that their ability to take a wee bit more risk gets crippled and now any […]

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Awareness

Work To Make Yer Life A Vacation And Then Vacations Are Work

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  • March 28, 2014
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Most folks have no idea what they want. They wait for a menu and if there isn’t one then holy hell confusion breaks out and they […]

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Wishing Don’t Make It So But It Shortens Up The Trip

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  • March 28, 2014
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Most folks are in a trance. They go about their business without giving anything a second thought and yet from time to time they ‘come […]

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Awareness

Say I’m Okay, I’m Okay, Until The Day You Actually Are.

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 28, 2014
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Many folks get jealous. They often don’ realize that jealousy, like bad breath, can be fixed right now from the outside but the stinky part is inside. […]

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Awareness

People Are Who They Are. Got it? Good!

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  • March 28, 2014
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Most folks can change. They can stop saying a word or phrase or they can start calling themselves The Right Honorable and they can change […]

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Awareness

Traffic Noise Made Anxious In Dude And Turned Him A Little Less Right

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 28, 2014
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Most folks are okay. They could be better, sure, but alright is better than not worth a shit which is how many people seem to […]

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Awareness

No Roost For The Wicked

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  • March 26, 2014
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Most folks have socks. They don’t mind  getting socks for gifts but socks…? Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Swimming In Unreal Soup

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  • March 26, 2014
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Monday was made up. Someone made Monday up. The earth, the name the earth was made up. Someone made that up. The thing before it […]

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Grandfather Could Only Think Backwards

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  • March 26, 2014
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Most folks have a memory. They employ such a large chunk of it for their past that there is no memory left for their future. […]

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Awareness

Worrying Is Worth It If You’ve Nothing Else To Do

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 26, 2014
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Most folks have body odor. They recognize it and control it if that sort of thing is high on their list of ways to get […]

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Awareness

Dude Apologized To Those Offended Because The Others Would Have To Wait

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  • March 26, 2014
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Many folks are jerks. They don’t know they are jerks though, which only adds to their jerkiness and until they realize it they’re cursed to […]

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Awareness

How Dude Saw The World Was Nowhere Close To How The World Saw Dude

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  • March 26, 2014
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Most folks have some idea. They quickly grapple for clues if they have none and from that they form an image, a plan and in […]

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