Archive for January, 2018

Getout Miwaydad

Somebody blockin’ the isle, ya. Somebody arsina way. You pullin shit like a boss, ya. Everything flowin’ today!

Don’t Say You’re Not Crazy

Crazy is as crazy does and Boi, you do a lot. You jumpin’ way too high In a bouncy castle fraught With bad intent and Baddies bent on scraping People’s knees. Doing it with degrees. Stuff they steal is seized. They peppered and you sneezed. Out of breath, you wheeze. Get down on you knees. […]

Reeko Shay

Ya, you got one shot and You took it! You’re scared now and You look it! The womb was free and You shook it! You’re shooting now So lookit! Aim again and Bull-it! Will it! Hit it or reeko shay!    

The Octa-Puss And You

You are a germ on a piece of dirt. Under the finger nail of a giant. One finger can’t say what The whole hand will do and You’re on the ass wiping hand.

The Great Wall Of Great Wallas

For a long time they Kept them out. But they kept coming. Charged them hard. Shuffled them about. But the tourists, they kept coming. The Great Wallas Doing Bizness.

Name Things Backwards

The first world war was just Another war until world war second. Kennedy was gonna change the world Until a Texas heaven beckoned. Dot com before dah calm. The wall was useless by The time we saw it. It was there now to Keep us in.    

You Don’t Have To Be A Victim Of Your Mind Control

Red means stop. Red and blue – STOP NOW! Stand for the anthem. Sing out proud! Keep on standing for The next anthem too. You wanna get stared at?! You wanna get booed?! And please, When you’re singing proud, Sing. In. Tune!

Toss Your Cookies, Heaven’s Here.

The little dog licked her on her lips. A love lick! Love lick! Primped little bitch’s name Was MyC. At’s right, MyC. I thought that bitch at Owned MyC was sick but Life goes on in Bitch Heaven.

Yer Diamond Bird Drops Ninety-Nine Shits

You can move a human being But still not move them. They can feel all moved themselves But not too far. They won’t stay moved forever and For some even the weather Can move their we will Be there to how could we not Forsee their struggle clearly? Mix, don’t change the pigments. Colors are […]

Obviously A Major Malfunction

Just moved his eyes. Kept his neck to himself. Wouldn’t look up nor Look down. Steps? Couldn’t do them. They hurt his back. Couldn’t see depth and pally When you miss that You don’t see the below Nor the above At makes your middle.  

Hell Has Angels That Look Like Angels

God, she was smart. And responsible! Did as expected and What she was told. Got a good job after Lots of school. Married a scientist. She was no fool. They joined a club that Fucked and killed children. Went to their meetings. Tithed them at least ten. Listened to lies and Spread ’em like wildfire. […]

Okay But

She wasn’t his wife. This wasn’t his car. That wasn’t real money Cleared the tab at the bar. Didn’t get his number. No, she got more. Butch blue tatoo swore WE ARE AT WAR! Didn’t know where they were going. Or where this lead. Both of them lying In a messed up bed. So they […]

One Trillion Languages

Joe conversin’ with his new wife Pam. Pam was livid with Joe and Sam. Doin’ that man thing, understand? Forgot about Pam. Pam done slam Another door off it’s hinges. Pam’s on one of her binges. She swings wide an’ Sam flinches. Who can figure out these bitches?! Joe hollers let’s go! Sam an’ his buddy […]

The Theory Of Stinks

I’m tossing cat shit around. Old diaperz on the ground. A slop pail tipward bound. Smear myself with goatshit. Cover my wife in batshit. Stay away – stay away badness! Just stay away now, you hear?!

The Mind Comes From Yang. A.I. Comes From Yin.

Ats why A.I. will never be conscious. But it’ll come dang close doh!

The Future Must Be Held Fast

I’m older. Weaker. Slower. Smarter. Too agreeable. Too foreseeable. Too many times I’ve been there. Too far to reach. Too far to go. Too many words and Too much show. Too many people that Just don’t know. They’re sewing, sewing, sewing.  

They Once Asked What Got Into Him But They Should Have Been Asking Who


I Was Just Thinking

You know you own the Present and you own yesterday. But that ain’t even half enough to get You through today. You need tomorrow and Tomorrow, it needs you. You ain’t seeing no future ’til Today’s ideas come true. Bless yourself by making A promise worth taking To the grave. You started. You finish.  

Circumstances. They Change.

See this ditch It’s beside the road. Here you’re headed like You’ve been told cause You do shit everyday The same. You keep score but Fix the game. We’re not playing. You’re to blame.

Impotence We Don’t Talk About

Billy had a limber timber. Caused Billy hoot and hinder. Could want that taste that maybe Cry that’s rat, cake be Icing side down.

Shit’s Not Real

Do people that wear a toup. Not understand to dupe? Have their senses flown the coop? They once had hair but shoot. Now they don’t. So they go a head and fake it.  

Call Things By Their Right Name

Joey was an ass. He was an asshole. Debbie was a bitch. A fucking bitch! Murry was a cop. Who became a politician. Murry was a liar. And a thief. Ats whut he was…

Life Can Pile Up Around You Or It Can Add Up

You there in the middle. Making miles from muddle. You see things from the inside Looking out. You could be the outside. Running through the muddles. You could really enjoy Splashing about. Run through the sprinkler screaming. Stay up all night scheming. Understand you’re dreaming. It’s a ride you’re on. In the middle – no […]

The Never Ending Show Has No Audience

The world on the other side Of this door Is still there. I don’t see it. I can’t hear it but I know that world is there. On the other side of this wall There’s a world. On the other side of this book There’s a world. If I stub my toe and break my […]

Love Is…

An invention to Make tension and They don’t mention At the convention That this love-in Has been shovin’ people Off the friggin edge! There’s a bad side To the mad side And it’s inside Your love. It’s got talons. And salons and it Feeds on dead love. It eats flowers and it’s powers When push […]

Sir Downsalot

You’re no good You’re no good. You’re no good with rules, ya. Make your own. Live at home. On the fly. You’re that guy. Lives just by The seat of his pants. Always grants A ton a slack So’s he come back He got some slack to slather.  

When It’s Yer Time, It’s Yer Time.

Guy was born tall and Gill was born short. Guy on the fifth and Gil on the fourth. Guy was born to a rich family. Gil’s mama tried to abort. Guy got bit by the travel bug. Gil’s dawg bit him through his shorts. Gil has hate for every damn dawg. Guy loves his hunting […]

Know You Don’t Know Shit

Hum-bo. Say it. Say it lots. Maybe humbo will be Your thoughts. Maybe you smile more. And nod to another. You treat every person as A father or mother. A sister. A brother. Like you, the other. And there you’ll discover Humble.