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Pull Your Head Out Your Ass

If The Earth Isn’t Spinning

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date June 25, 2023
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They lied about Santa And The Tooth Fairy, too. They lied about our houses Said we own them, we do? They lied about pride Killed […]

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When Your Pilot Is A Crasher

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date April 1, 2023
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“ALL ABOARD!” yelled the Captain. We were, there was no else. He said “no need to take your seats,” In seats that had no belts. […]

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When Someone Kicks You In The Cpanel

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date October 1, 2022
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Not your car. Not your home. No money in any bank. You are not in Rome. You? You are alone. Alone with your devices, Where […]

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Buddy’s Oh Kay

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date July 23, 2022
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He’s got a little gig. A gig on the side. One inch deep and two miles wide. Long as the nosies And him don’t collide. […]

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Raising Cain

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date April 14, 2022
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Would not listen and would not Would not. We caught Shit from the get-go. Even though We were simply bystanders. Outlanders In this stream of […]

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God Save The King

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date March 23, 2022
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Only two guys in the wheelhouse. Driving us by the stars. Hollering lines of longitude And orbital direction to Mars. What?! Take a hike to […]

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They Could Freeze His Account Filled With Ice

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date February 17, 2022
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His money was in the pocket Of another pocket owner. He thought he had some assets But what he had were only loaners. His house […]

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Lord Ah See A Train A’Comin’

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date August 15, 2021
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Well enough doesn’t work for long. They won’t leave well enough alone. Well enough won’t stay where it’s not wanted. Well enough is never less […]

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Yer Many Pressure Switches

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date August 28, 2020
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Switch throwers. Switch hitters. Angry people that will not switch. Oh, those bitches that bitch and bitch. Make you want to wrangle them and Hear […]

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To Scheme The Impossible Dream

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date September 5, 2019
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Bias rips through these old veins. Vision blinkered, curiosity tamed. Any definition already mamed. I know who you are. Words don’t go that far. I […]

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Come In Small. Go Out Big.

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date August 17, 2018
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You were a thought, Then an action. That action got traction, You came through this tunnel And crept toward the light. You gave them a […]

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You Sheeft?

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date July 3, 2018
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Circumstances change. You change. They do, you don’t. Be rearranged & Rash ready.

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Wind Up Less Often

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date June 28, 2018
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Fast or slow. You’ll get there. Happy or sad. Life don’t care. You pay your toll But beware… You can pay too much.

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Nobody Saying No Good? Let That Be A Warning!

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date May 16, 2018
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Mama said keep yo’ pie hole shut When you ain’t got good to say. I thought, Mama, at’s plain wrong. Sayin’ good only makes us […]

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You Can’t Spin Your Wheels And Keep Your Plates Spinning Too

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date April 25, 2018
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One plate balanced on a stick Is tough enough. To keep on that stick. Two plates on two sticks and See how much you bit […]

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Frustration Baked In

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date February 27, 2018
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Every fucking red light. People wanna fight me. Somethin’ isn’t right and it Ain’t only tonight. Simply gone crazy. Everything be hazy. I’d try but […]

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Real Jobs, Real Cars, Real Stadiums. Fake Sports.

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date February 9, 2018
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Auntie auntie eye over Is a game. Ya, it’s a real kid’s game. Football is a game, ya. Baseball is a game. Racing is a […]

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Sir Downsalot

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date January 6, 2018
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You’re no good You’re no good. You’re no good with rules, ya. Make your own. Live at home. On the fly. You’re that guy. Lives […]

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Scout’s Honor, Bitches!

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date December 28, 2017
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He didn’t know that; Lying was an art. A rich guy never farts. Prenups clear departs. A burning face with marks. Someone stomped that fire […]

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Ignore You The Excipients, Pee Off The Whole Entourage.

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date July 19, 2017
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You know what dogs do to big wheels? he asked. I didn’t, I must confess. Dogs wash ’em with piss, and not just once. He […]

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When You Blindly Reach Around Gonna Grab The Sparkplug

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date June 12, 2017
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Oh, you’re gonna get a shock! A shock that stops all talk. And hold it long enough, your clock. Blindfolded, why you walk That unnecessary […]

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Sublimate Yourself By Choice Only

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date June 12, 2017
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That dude makes you sick. That dude is a prick. Why you gonna stick When that dude makes you sick? Barry

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