Category: Pull Your Head Out Your Ass

Buddy knew that nothing stood to reason. They were citizens and treason Awaited those, who sadly, chose To forget to salute the flag. Those same […]

Buddy felt aha’s Almost every day now and Holy cow, they were so Apropos, as the saying goes That soon they wove this weaving. A […]

Buddy thought hard about feeding Loosh. The motherfuckers can’t get enough. But time runs always, back and forth And to find these balls in the […]

Buddy saw the future Like a headlight sees a deer. The future called him near. It whispered in his ear. It said look over here. […]

They lied about Santa And The Tooth Fairy, too. They lied about our houses Said we own them, we do? They lied about pride Killed […]

“ALL ABOARD!” yelled the Captain. We were, there was no else. He said “no need to take your seats,” In seats that had no belts. […]

Not your car. Not your home. No money in any bank. You are not in Rome. You? You are alone. Alone with your devices, Where […]

He’s got a little gig. A gig on the side. One inch deep and two miles wide. Long as the nosies And him don’t collide. […]

Would not listen and would not Would not. We caught Shit from the get-go. Even though We were simply bystanders. Outlanders In this stream of […]

Only two guys in the wheelhouse. Driving us by the stars. Hollering lines of longitude And orbital direction to Mars. What?! Take a hike to […]

His money was in the pocket Of another pocket owner. He thought he had some assets But what he had were only loaners. His house […]

Well enough doesn’t work for long. They won’t leave well enough alone. Well enough won’t stay where it’s not wanted. Well enough is never less […]

Switch throwers. Switch hitters. Angry people that will not switch. Oh, those bitches that bitch and bitch. Make you want to wrangle them and Hear […]

Bias rips through these old veins. Vision blinkered, curiosity tamed. Any definition already mamed. I know who you are. Words don’t go that far. I […]

You were a thought, Then an action. That action got traction, You came through this tunnel And crept toward the light. You gave them a […]

Circumstances change. You change. They do, you don’t. Be rearranged & Rash ready.

Fast or slow. You’ll get there. Happy or sad. Life don’t care. You pay your toll But beware… You can pay too much.

Mama said keep yo’ pie hole shut When you ain’t got good to say. I thought, Mama, at’s plain wrong. Sayin’ good only makes us […]

One plate balanced on a stick Is tough enough. To keep on that stick. Two plates on two sticks and See how much you bit […]

Every fucking red light. People wanna fight me. Somethin’ isn’t right and it Ain’t only tonight. Simply gone crazy. Everything be hazy. I’d try but […]

Auntie auntie eye over Is a game. Ya, it’s a real kid’s game. Football is a game, ya. Baseball is a game. Racing is a […]

He didn’t know that; Lying was an art. A rich guy never farts. Prenups clear departs. A burning face with marks. Someone stomped that fire […]

Oh, you’re gonna get a shock! A shock that stops all talk. And hold it long enough, your clock. Blindfolded, why you walk That unnecessary […]

That dude makes you sick. That dude is a prick. Why you gonna stick When that dude makes you sick? Barry