Archive for May, 2018
You can’t estimate. You’re guessing tube’s plugged. Once you could guesstimate. Now you bin drugged By red light, green light, Yellow light fine! Didn’t know you broke a law Photo got ya cryin’. And they got cha buyin’. You bin caught a tryin’. To make time! That’s why the fine! You bad, old time maker! […]
May 30th, 2018 | Posted in Boredom Sucks | No Comments
Certainty is what we need! Got no time to grow from seed! You don’t follow, you will bleed! You wanna drive an old car? Name on a seat in an old bar? You taken freedom too far! Buddy, look at your clothes. You ain’t one of those Fortunates whom knows If fashion’s cool, you frozen. […]
May 30th, 2018 | Posted in Assholes Annonymous, Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge | No Comments
He wasn’t from here and He couldn’t breathe. He couldn’t stay here and He couldn’t leave. No one saw him choking. He spat privately. The atmosphere weighed heavy and He could scarcely believe His lungs went to manual. He had to beat his own damn heart. And yet, some crazies wondered Was he doing his […]
May 26th, 2018 | Posted in Some'n Ain't Right. | No Comments
You got a red car boy And selfish galore. Got some crazy damn thinkin’, You do. And if the world weren’t so weird. Lettin’ crazy shit happen, I’d say you’re crazy, Ya you. Cause if your world is the real world Full of me’s and me, too. At’s a bit more damn garbage Than I […]
May 26th, 2018 | Posted in Don't Copy This Self | No Comments
People say and people do. More people say than do. To those folks, don’t be true. Don’t give them all of you. Don’t let them lead you through The smallest part of you And do not settle, do. Not.
May 23rd, 2018 | Posted in Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge | No Comments
Hello rigor mortis! Got life force to support us. See, life completely forces Us up and all around these courses and We must bow before it Let’s us stand up while ignoring Arthur unrigging our mooring Set these bones a’ slightly drifting ‘Pon a sand ever a sifting out The bad man, siftin’ Out the […]
May 17th, 2018 | Posted in The God Of Luck Don't Need No God | No Comments
Hey signal boy Where your joy? Come on down to a plant floor. Got more even than you score. You good for A witty? Reppin’ your Fitty? Not gonna quity? Won’t doin’ dippy? Say what you want cause life listens. Life will squeeze out every dickens. And dick heads… say, Pricks, are they crowding your […]
May 17th, 2018 | Posted in Maybe Universes Are Stacked | No Comments
Look if shit is headed your way. You can’t stay the same way. You will wonder What the hey? While someone eats your lunch say Two times in a row. First a wicked low blow. Waitin’ fo’ your Oh No! Hopin’ at you don’t show. So they ‘n say they tole ya so. But they […]
May 17th, 2018 | Posted in Madness Is In The Food | No Comments
I could have strangled you. Kicked you black and blue. So fucking smug, you. Piss me off. You goddamn selfish bitch. I scratch your every itch. I helped you this tall which Gave you strength today To say fuck me. I think you’ll quickly see If you say fuck me It will, and you will […]
May 16th, 2018 | Posted in Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge | No Comments
Mama said keep yo’ pie hole shut When you ain’t got good to say. I thought, Mama, at’s plain wrong. Sayin’ good only makes us prey. We foller and obey. What ‘er the hucksters say. Then they lead us astray Still nobody say We sure effed up today! No… we go our merry way. Nobody […]
May 16th, 2018 | Posted in Pull Your Head Out Your Ass | No Comments
There’s a place not too far From where you live. This damn place will take all You have to give. Here, there’s no pretending and You will not be sending Your best wishes for no shit To hit the fan. Run off if you can but You better have a plan Because the devil’s in […]
May 15th, 2018 | Posted in Boredom Sucks | No Comments
They all just sat there. No one did a thing. They’d seen this shit before. Numbers were up. Waiting to be called. Someone settling some score. So off in the distance, A thousand yard stare. They know in their hearts that This shit spreads from there. Lobotomies for free. One show at a time. You […]
May 14th, 2018 | Posted in Don't Copy This Self | No Comments
Been down this road so many ways. Hope for tomorrow, sad yesterdays. Fretting, angry, why me lord? Letting go, sometimes just bored. Waiting for a visit’s end. Maybe meet an unmet friend. Find a place to have a hoot. Cops on bikes swing legal boots. Ignorance of fellow humans. So it is, I must ignore […]
May 13th, 2018 | Posted in Dey Funny | No Comments
Why do some people love each other? While other people couldn’t be bothered? Why don’t we carry band aids? Reassure when they’re afraid? Why don’t we bring the aid Before it’s needed? Why can’t we feel the call Before it’s heeded? Cause we’ve got this one parade. Before we all get laid To rest, but […]
May 13th, 2018 | Posted in Love Is A Friggin Invention! | No Comments
Skid mark where there was none. Chip dip on the dim sum. Come git ifya want some. Buddy don’t store no water. Bill your damn like ya otter. Savin’ up fo’ some dream. Ain’t quite easy lak it seems. Gotta firss have dat dream.
May 10th, 2018 | Posted in Everybody Git One Day | No Comments
We beat them and FUCK THEM! We beat them, we did! Like old uncle Sid said, Fuck them, they wanna fight? They get what’s coming, right? Cause if they win, shit’s bad. They’ll fuck us, be glad. That we won Because son, They’re animals. So sad…
May 10th, 2018 | Posted in Dense Is A Human Forrest | No Comments
Batteries die. But don’t go to heaven. Strap on a seat belt If you’re gonna get in. The safety is on so You don’t shoot yourself. Hold on to the railing Climb those steps without help. But let that thing drop, you Hold closer than life. It’ll smash thru financials and Add to your strife. […]
May 10th, 2018 | Posted in Assholes Annonymous | No Comments
Something worth emulating. Something so right. Something so worthy It’s outa sight. To the average Joe. And the Joe’s below Joe. Ain’t much chance For them to go But two fingers less ‘n dey empty.
May 8th, 2018 | Posted in History Bitch | No Comments
Don’t let them fool you. Don’t be a tool you Use once and throw away. It’s all the same, you say. Well, you are right, okay? It’s micro macro, all the way up. Macro micro no if’s, and’s or but’s. Same all the way. Some people say Only but one color anyway.
May 8th, 2018 | Posted in Boredom Sucks | No Comments
The odds are not in your favor. Chances are you’ll drown. And just when you think you’ve bottomed out, The depths will find more down. It’s a race to Hell and You’d do damn well to Learn a little language. See, here they say No! Not today! And then they stay that way… Tomorrow’s the […]
May 8th, 2018 | Posted in Ancient History | No Comments
The game is to figure out It’s a game. Here a game. There a game and Games is on between them. What cha gonna do then? Generate a problem? Doncha find it odd then? Cannon food, aplaud them! They put on this show!
May 6th, 2018 | Posted in Munster Family Runs The Place | No Comments
If you’re angry and you know it Clap your hands! If you’re too pissed off to clap I understand. It’s your right to be unhappy. To flip out on those too clappy. Cause they’re usually too yappy It’s outa hand. Practice furrowing your brow. Grow ’em bushy as all hell. Cut ’em loose and you […]
May 1st, 2018 | Posted in Assholes Annonymous | No Comments
He was covered in shit. More than once. Fought like a loser. Smart like a dunce. Fucked things up all over the place. Didn’t hafta try hard to disgrace Himself, his family or The family name. Just follered his papa an Did the same. Shit was the oil that slipped his game. Livin’ in it. […]
May 1st, 2018 | Posted in You Pain Attention? | No Comments