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Dense Is A Human Forrest

There Are No Piles Of Shit In A Shitstorm

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date August 31, 2023
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There were cats and dogs All over the place. Like the cats and dogs Were in a race To see who’d who bite The hand […]

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Disbelief Suspended Every Damn Where!

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date July 7, 2023
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The Good Bad Guy Said to The Bad Good Guy Hey there good buddy, guy, Don’t stand so close mon frère Cause look, see? Over […]

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Cells Have Walls And Cells Have Walls And One Wall Is A Prison

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date May 11, 2023
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Scaled that fence in no time hence In no time they were over it. In no time had removed a split A split that had […]

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When Your Own Teeth Bite You

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date October 23, 2022
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Buddy hadda sore spot. Right about here. Catch a little grumble, Person come near. People lika toothache Thinkin’ not clear. Rumble in the younger and […]

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Habitual Insanity

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date June 29, 2022
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Their driveway didn’t go to their house. They were a few bricks short of a load. Their lights were on but no one was home. […]

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Dude Said Magic But I Saw Tricks

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date April 24, 2022
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It was a bait the switch thing. See what for brings. Pappa gonna make them dance. Shit is so good, there’s no chance. They will […]

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Free Pat King!

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date February 23, 2022
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Dude refused to wear a mask. Vaccine? No, don’t even ask. Straight to hell and so damn fast. The entire world went with him. Honking […]

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Restless Natives Parade Please. We Need A Picture Of Every Face.

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date January 27, 2022
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Firewood was chopped and stacked. Nothing needed gathered. Whoops of joy from the warriors mouths Music their conductors heard. How they felt was managed, true. […]

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No Clowns On The Trap Ease

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date January 7, 2022
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They were hanging by a thread. So far overhead Accentuating dread At every flip. What if they missed?! The crowd knew this So they watched […]

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There! Heard It Again!

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date December 31, 2021
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Buddy wouldn’t listen and Neither would he Pay any mind to Is Buddy free? To choose and lose and Too much booze and Let’s go […]

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They Signed A Non-Disclosure About The NDA

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date December 5, 2021
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There wasn’t much to talk about. When everyone had their say. There were polite hellos And hey, nice car! And isn’t this a wonderful day? […]

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Da Fuhrer Said

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date October 31, 2021
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When I show my palm like this My dog sits down. When I make my palm a fist My good dog growls. Then I point […]

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Stop Acting Human

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date October 18, 2021
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Aliens were at the helm. Beggars were steering the ship. When and wherever love was noticed The aliens destroyed it. They hacked at hugs. Iksnayed […]

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The Ginormous Covid Wall

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date July 13, 2021
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I will speak for you mom. I will tell what they have done. But I won’t tell them On the run Thankful that I have […]

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If You Stay In Your Body

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date June 1, 2021
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You’re not going to heaven. You won’t know dimension. You’ll come back again. And again and again. If you stay in that body.

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Lying In Dishonor

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date February 3, 2021
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Bitch’s lips were moving. She was grooving On the sympathy That only she Manufactured Cause she heard It’s a big thing If no thing Actually […]

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Somewhere Time

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date December 12, 2020
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Early or late, you could find this great And grateful man at play. He would play along all day. You would never hear him say […]

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Stay At Homers

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date June 12, 2020
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Oh, you people! Goddamn sheeple! You had to graze together! Do so-and-so whatever, You had to shop. You could not stop And think about the […]

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World War Bug

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date March 8, 2020
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Once upon a time In a land A land quite close to you. There lived a little nom de plume With nothing left to do […]

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Counting Criminals

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date November 23, 2019
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Buddy kytes checks til the chickens Come home to roost. Buddy doubles down like the gamblin clown He buys cars to boost. They ain’t doing […]

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How To Control Your Adolescent Child

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date November 6, 2019
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Ain’t a gonna happen. Not today. Kid gonna do it anyway. Now they hate you. Off their Christmas list. Tried to help them. Now they’re […]

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When The Truth Comes Out

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date October 15, 2019
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People are stupid. That’s what they think. Teatotalers pretending Like they never drink. They will raise a stink. If they’re on the brink. Of someone […]

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Nonsense Hiding

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date September 30, 2019
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We don’t lie. Not this guy. Nor do I. And we don’t protest too much. We’re not out of touch. You can’t call our bluff. […]

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The Prisoner Of War Camp Looked Like Normal Houses

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date September 18, 2019
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If you’re gonna have a battle Better choose sides because The long march will start and Nobody rides. Keep your head low. Take it nice […]

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You Just Won Six Hundred Thousand!

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date September 4, 2019
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Off your neck. Off your neck. You could breathe much easier. If dude stepped off your neck. Off your back now. Off your back. You […]

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Minutia On The Bounty

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date July 13, 2019
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What matters more? Food or love…? Can you get either one from The Lord above? Does he smile on kindness? And frown on hate? Does […]

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Never Not Being Fooled

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date November 12, 2018
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World War One wasn’t world war one. World War Two was War Two Thousand. Human noses used to plough sand. Sand that won’t even stay […]

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Does Loser Give Off A Smell That Only Losers Can’t Smell?

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date October 15, 2018
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Malodorous. He was one of us and He held a high position. Ranking. High ranking. You hadda have the Right disposition.    

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When Our Side Rapes And Pillages, We Call It Liberation.

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date May 10, 2018
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We beat them and FUCK THEM! We beat them, we did! Like old uncle Sid said, Fuck them, they wanna fight? They get what’s coming, […]

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Everyone Is Acting

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date March 8, 2018
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Bitch was nice until familiar. She kinda lied alot and Could easily be caught Picking her nose. She was one of those Bitches I suppose […]

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