Category: Boy Who Regot Da Virus

Buddy kept his pie hole shut. Never muttered if, and, or but. But inside, he burped a whut?! They drove like mad. Didn’t see the […]

Buddy sure needed a break. Not just a rest He needed that… He needed that break that comes In the middle of the night. In […]

Jesus, please help us. Bring Buddha, too. We gotta kick some ass! We do! Shit’s going sideways. Upside down. Whole damn world bin Run by […]

When his lips were bent a certain way, There was shit afoot and hell to pay. Now was not a good time to say Hooray! […]

My son kicked me in the balls today. Said that’s okay. I know you didn’t mean to do it. Knew you knew that I’d been […]

Friends are distant and unseen. You seem nice and in-between. I said I’m blue, not so in greed. I’ve got a bad sign. Hurting from […]

Buddy ain’t pay much note to noise. Seems like everyone else is poised Take a liitle trip from those who know. Shit going sideways, just […]

Drive too fast and walk too slow. You got a thousand spots to go. Got no time, you make your flow Other people caught in […]

Holy cow, you’re fucked! Sitting in your car. Bet you paid for. In cash you ash. Bet it’s made for Transportation. But where you’re from […]

His phone went blank. The keys to his bank They all said thanks, But no thanks. You’re not who you were. There’s no number there. […]

Good humor, he said, was paramount. It was the bedrock of what came next. Toil, they could, like normal men But they couldn’t cause they […]

They were gonna do this and Gonna do that but This and that fell in a trap. A trap so nefarious It wouldn’t carry us […]

The headline hit him like a ton of bricks. You are not in uniform, you gotta be sick. Sick if you think you can win […]

Shot him point blank. His name was Frank. Bro of old Yella Hair. But Yella couldn’t care Cause Yella wasn’t there He wasn’t Yella Hair […]

It was a battle all right. Each and every night His moral code took flight. It flew right outa sight. Dove through the bleakest plight, […]

Strapped to a wall with No damn fall Protection. Objections? Takes a big faller who ain’t Too taller To ask which way is up? They […]

The youngest guy With the stupidest socks. Dude is acting like He don’t suck rocks and Round that fye-er, All us chanting. You be wisps […]

They were way too smart To nail their hats straight on. T’was foregone conclusion They would employ sound. Fierce wind whistling the howling sky Would […]

Stabbed a billion people, ya. No one in the neck. Stabbed his victims so politely None said what the heck?! They all said nothing. Bared […]

Either everyone had a mask Or none wore one at all. None were short and None were tall. Everyone wore a costume. Except the clowns […]

There was no cool to lose. No high road now to choose. The only songs were blues. It was hot as hell and We knew […]

Goddamn trenches were ten feet deep. Filthy creeping mud walls so goddamn steep A bayonet stabber could see defeat If they looked far down in […]

The sons a bitches fought so hard To take my life away. Conniving, lying, always trying Anything to have their say. But not today Satans. […]

Your team lost last night And one of them kneeled For your anthem. Fuck them! You abandon Them cause They are not your only team! […]

Building permits and Driver’s license. Surveyors to mark that fence. Passport and registration. Steal that car without hesitation. Birth certificate. Health card. Accreditation. SIN card. […]

You have the right To keep your pie hole shut. No damn crying. No ifs or buts. Keep it shut tight or You know what […]

Two hundred million people strong. Had no flag or national song. But everyone there felt the longing The call from humanity. The sound of being […]

She was right as rain. In no pain. Ready to gain Full function. Good lady had no gumption. Blind like a bat Who forgot that […]

She said shut your effing mouth. And mask up, fiend! There was no time for niceties And nothing in between. Bitch was serious. She meant […]

When you point your finger. Are you happy you can point? Does the pointing now anoint You to that realm Where you have found Your […]