Nothing Is As It Appears And Even That Seemed A Little Off

Santa doesn’t wear his suit

Every day of the year.

Sometimes Santa works like an elf,

Other times drunk on beer.

Sometimes Santa let’s shit pile up

Out in the reindeer barn,

Santa has been known to argue with his missus,

And drunk he says fuck not darn.

Yep, the story of life is a yarn.

Thank you, friend.

Barry out.

Barry Williams

Much of what I write will be quite understandable to insane folks.

The rest will be, uh, less understandable...

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