Archive for the 'Fuck You Gotta Be Kidding' Category

I Say I Say

Seven seconds before I write this. Shit comes to my brain. Thoughts don’t care, sadly enough, If I lose or gain. They just come… It’s who comes in. They want in. Especially in ambitious. Holy boy…They lick their joy. God damn…it’s so delicious!

Mean Streakers

Buddy joined the force To stymie and stomp. Nothin’ like some back and forth A little noonhour romp. Wrench an old man to ground. Smack that young bitch to the ground. Make your horses put ’em down. Man, you are the shit! Baby, look at this! So damn tough in your uniform. Brisk with weapons […]

This Year I’m Gonna

Gonna get so wide I be narrow. Large a come so fast I need a barrow. Wheel dat cash thru no tomorrow. No shit given which day. Daddy’s gonna play. Still driving old sleds. Sleeping inna same beds. Fedora onna good head. Pulling plugs on all dread. Listen notta he said. Learnin’ shit at he […]

And After Sports, They Played Us All, Each Against The Other.

Television is rigged and Church is rigged and Work is rigged But sports is not and Lotteries no and Voting is not and the economy no Said ol’ Joe Schmoe and Joe would know He’s a cop. Cops must know cause There they go just Busting heads so People dread to See the boys in […]


Oh, you better not pout. You better not shout. You’ve gotta look out For your neighbor. But you alone cannot save her. That will take millions With paper face still on You’ll know if they’re trying to kill you. They will bare their teeth. With perlies indiscreet They will try to sweep You right off […]

Anything But Golden

A little strip of paper. And elastic bands. Closed so many mouths And tied so many hands. Emptied out a billion heads Kicked out common sense. Neighbor hated neighbor Bitches got all bent So outa shape You could not tell From hell or heaven sent. They would not relent. Tiny strips of paper. Stole their […]

When Jones Fell

On the front lines There are those times Where the enemy is within. There’s no place to begin. So you buckle down Damn torpedoes frown On sites set too high You’re not that guy Don’t ask now why The sky, she falls And all cat calls Miss the mark cause You are them and they […]

The Last White Tea

Color doesn’t matter. It’s a measurement they’re after. When you compare this with that there. You’ll notice there’s no matter. Ain’t no matter.

God Shits

Heaven eats babies. Kids get rabies Ain’t no mabies. It’s real. Sleep on the sidewalk Walkers will shit talk They say it’s their block Ain’t no sleepin’ here. Here you be queer If you adhere To earthtime.

Sorry Ain’t An Asshole Licence

Moron is an adjective. Especially for you. Your shit’s so reactive. What? You got no clue?! You are what you do! You disturb shitter. Big misfitter. Constant quitter. And you hit her…! With a heartache. Her heart breaks. Her soul quakes. Her core shakes. Cause she takes You seriously. But not me. Mart, you are […]