Archive for June, 2014

I Am Depressed But Not As Much As Me

I’d like to introduce you to two Barry L. Williamses. One Barry L. Williams is sad and unhappy he is sad. He wears his sadness like an ill fitting shirt. One of those too short shirts where a fat dude’s gut drips out the bottom. Not pretty. The other Barry L. Williams sees Barry L. Williams’s hurt and feels for […]

There’s No More Advertising Because Its All Advertising

Ahem. Is this thing on? (tap, tap, tap) Thank you, friend. Barry out. And over here is where we sell bananas… David Guetta – Play Hard ft. Ne-Yo, Akon

Iss Ain’t Make Believe. This Is Yer Real Shit Imagined Hard.

Many folks make plans. They make them and remake them and refucking make them again. Thank you, friend. Barry out. OneRepublic – Counting Stars

Yeah, I’m Not Coming. That’s My Vote.

See me? No, dude. You see me? I’m here. Here. For you to see me. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Me And The Awesome Norval Orriss

Many a person is scary. None more so than Norvil. Noval, Norval Orriss. N looks you straight in the face and all U want to do is piss. And piss. Norvil Orriss pissy piss piss. YOU got fists on the edge of a cheese tray MISS! You’re listening as you still talk! If we follow […]

Dogs That Get Released Get Released Get Released.

Many folks have made a break for it. They stopped smoking, stopped  hitting their kids or just put a halt to beating shit into things. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

No One Really Wanted To Throw Up But Some Do, Some Do, Some Do.

Most folks have lost consciousness. They felt a little woozy and spent all their hearing on their own whimpering which left little to apply to the beggars looking for them. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Run Time, Run Time, Run Time. Gimme Some O Dat Bad ‘Ol Run Time.

  These people should be scared. They know not what to do. Cause they are unprepared. They’re stickin’ like flour glue.   We’ll point ’em rightly shortly. After sortin’ out the chaff. And the hard to bend beggars. We’ll bend a bit out back.   There’s no need 4 U to fear us. We’re all […]

You Keep Pretending That You Like Me But Theres No Lips On Cock Evidence

Most folks are shallow. They just don’t know  their own depth. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Hubris. Easy To Say, Hard To Do Well.

Most folks are clueless. They feign intelligence but the facts to support them fail to materialize and that lack of materialization sinks ’em. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

One Of Us

One of us loves the other one more. They shut up in a fight. One of us loves the other one for. Their stay shut up delight. One of us says hey lets go. The other says no lets wait. One of us lets pick up our pace. The other says its our gait. One […]

You Don’t Ask Me How I Feel And That Makes Me Feel Worse

Many folks have empathy. They imagine how others must feel and try, try, try their damnedest  to give them what they need even if they don’t ask for it. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

Some People Have Been So Terribly Wronged They Always Have To Be Right

Most folks recover. They slowly forget slights and allow bygones to be bygone & if they can’t then they stew in bitter soup. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

When Money Gets Gone It Drags Stretchy Love With It

Most folks have resources. They have physical capacity for  work or can trade thinking for doing but when resources are low and trade collapses, dreams and happiness follow. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

When Love Runs Low Grandma Squeezes More Out

Most folks know about taxes. They cut into a person’s pay packet at so many levels that it almost seems like manna from heaven when they give  it back. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

May You Have The Smarts Of The Brilliant, Where Every Good Idea Goes Bad.

Many folks improve. They attain a level of achievement where good is never good enough and nothing is ever settled and the shit they thought was so great yesterday is today’s no want hand me down. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

When Corporate Types Walk You Out Its You Out They Want Not A Walk

Many folks have been let go. They were shown the door in no uncertain terms & were informed it’d be better for them if the door didn’t arse smack ’em on their way out. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Take Another Look At Yer Friends To See If They Ain’t Someone Else’s Friends

Most folks have solid relationships. They create, nurture and hone their relationships to the point where they can easily fall in love with their own reflection. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

Pity The Man Who Has No Clue That He Genuinely Should Be Pitied

Most folks accept their lot. They see further than the end  of their nose but its still their nose so what’s all this fuss about trying to make something out of it? Thank you, friend. Barry out.

That Great Big Body Refused To Move Until The Little Voice Said Move

Most folks are a flash in the pan. They extend their influence far beyond their still small voice within and that  voice creeps even further outside creating all manner of kerfuffle while realizing quite clearly that it will be instantly  stymied by a proper sideways glance or critical sound. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Way On Up To Zero

Most folks are behind. They are behind the eight ball or behind in payments which stops them from imagining what tools freedom needs to help plan their escape.  Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Dude Was Concerned That His Discomfort Overrode Concern

Most folks care. They give a shit about what is happening around them on account of nothing bad is happening IN them. Thank you, friend. Barry out. When one is seek they stop seeking.

All Up And No Down? Fake Up.

  Don’t… uh. Don’t you follow me here. No more. Not now. Not you. Uh-uh. I say. Don’t… uh. Don’t you follow me here. Not now. Not you. Not here. No way. *** Duh doughy doh doe… Duh doughy doh doe… Don’t now, don’t you open that door. Don’t, don’t, don’t. Please don’t you. Follow […]

Catching Up With Jack Shit

You don’t know squat, my friend. You…you don’t know shit. Can’t tell squat from shit. Why you so stupid pally? Why all this nutso mister? Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Yeah, There Was A Signal All Right But The Tapping Made No Sense.

Most folks waste effort. They don’t waste it on purpose as the waste they produce has no form or function which means whenever waste rears its ugly head, no one seize it. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Crazy Is As Crazy Do

Many folks know about altruism. They understand that if they can get someone else to off themselves then they can stay on. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

ALWAYS Insert A Trap Door

Most folks respect certainty. They fall asleep while strangers rule their rails,  program red lights and take their peek ture in the name of them coming to at the right stop. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Children Drive Parents, The Little Dragon Drives Too. You All Know Who.

Most folks just do. They don’t want to remember the entire menu just number five supersized. Thank you, friend. Barry out. At ain’t feesh.

If Dude Says No Then No. It’s No. Shit Is Not Real.

Many folks know that life is a game. They understand that they can play or choose not to play but their choice doesn’t stop the game it just alters its outcome. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Tindersticks – Ballad of Tindersticks

You Know The Difference. Know It. Know It!

Most folks have been sad. They know it’s a long way from happiness and the reason happiness has value. Thank you, friend. Barry out.