Archive for June, 2014

Weesker, Weesker. Who Need Some Weesker?

Most folks consider humans supreme. They see themselves at the top of a food chain where humans lunch on everything until confectioners glaze becomes ubiquitous. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Cream – I Feel Free

Natural Predators Are Good To Know

Most folks don’t feel hunted. They cut their neck hairs as if they mattered not. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Albert King – Born Under A Bad Sign

Human Being Versus Human Adjusting

Most folks know things ARE. They understand that things ARE right now but won’t ARE forever on account of entropy dusting all AREs. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Language And Its Three Zillion Meanings

Many folks can interpret. They hear Joe say Tuesday when they know he means Friday and even old Joe don’t understand his wordage. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Cool the fuck out… Rubén González – Melodía del rio

I Trapped In This Base-ent. Pleeze No More Fortune Kookie!

Most folks learn to ignore. They know its stupid to say hello to every passerby and even stupider if they are forced to reply. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Tiny tears

Please Change Your Mind Aforen We Hafta Change It Forya

Most folks know who they are. They have I.D. and a permanent address not to mention knowing Judy at the Esso station if you think they ain’t who they say they are. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

Make Yer Bed A Comfy Bed So You Don’t Lay Awake Too Long

Most folks know about tired. They understand that tired is a valley of Mount Winding Up which can only be traversed after dark. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

This Stank, This Invisible Shield.

Most folks know about insects. They understand that insects can be repelled by certain sprays but with people sprays are unnecessary. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

There Was No Time To Think About It. Let’s DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!

  My father was a ponderer. Well, more of a wonderer actually. He’d do something that wouldn’t turn out as expected and he’d wonder… What the hell just happened? Why’s this shit always happening to me? What the fuck, am I cursed? How come the people that say they’re so smart don’t come and help […]

To Get Ahead Use Yer Own

Most folks have a heart. They understand that their heart is an organ which pumps blood & they also believe it bleeds purple panther piss. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Loving People Who Don’t Love You Back Is Still Love. Still Love. Still Love.

Most folks sleep. They hope like the dickens that upon walking up their loved ones aren’t still on intermission. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

The Shape Of Mind Is In Everything

Many folks know about white. They understand that there  are as many colors of white as their are colors to tint it and each day brings more colors. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Before It Met Dude, Pot Was Just A Plant (Not)

The plant army is larger than the human army. Plants are the hair of the world and we are uh, lice on that hair. We’re hair on account of the plants want us hair. When they don’t want us there, they don’t go and so do we. Humans work for plants. Tend them. Manicure them. […]

Give Yerself A Break Then Take It

Many folks know about slack. They understand that anyone can cut themselves a chunk of slack & immediately apply it like a sullen soul salve but cut too much off at once and it’ll stop ’em dead in their tracks. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

No Matter What The Question Is, Love Is The Answer.

Most folks know about stuff. They know that stuff can’t care for them like they can care for it which makes loving stuff second rate love. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Bite First Or Be Prepared To Get Bitten A Hellova Lot

  The little Mozies want you. In fact, they want you bad. Well, what they really want is your essence, see? And they know it’s in the Big Bag Dad.  *** Now, the Mozies they don’t want all your wet. Just a wee wee bit at a time. You’ve only five liters of good-good goodness. […]

If Birds Have Expectations Shouldn’t We?

Most folks don’t know any chickens. They aren’t acquainted with any hummingbirds or crows either but every one of these could-be fowl beggars imagines the future. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

A Message Scratched On Paper Or Stabbed Into A Throat, To The Pencil It Matters Not.

Most folks see whole things. They don’t break them down to their constituents or stop to consider the imagineers who assembled said constituents from unrelated matters. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Things Won’t Go Exactly As Planned So Don’t Plan For Exactly

Many folks know about exploring. They understand that explorers employ guesstimates to locate travel routes & set support lines on account of the explorers knowing that nothing  is for certain and there’s lots to go around. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

The Cuntish Times Of Barry L. Williams

Okay SHIT! I am at times still and have been a friggin arsehole. Of the first magnitude. Not talking to my mother for two years. Jesus Christ. My own mother! She would phone and I would hang up or hand the phone to my wife without saying anything. Fucking unconscious idiot cunt. Maybe Mama taught […]

Howling Arse Got Nada But Complaints

Many folks live life. They run, jump & play on account of learning that when their bell rings, playtime’s over. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Don’t Look At The Coins You Dropped Pal, Look At The Coins You Got.

Most folks have been scraped. They wondered it getting cut felt as bad but never-the-less, it was just a scrape and HOLY SON OFABITCH THAT COTTON RUBS! Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Growing And Wasting Tomatoes Proves It Ain’t About The Tomatoes

Most folks have children. They would be hard  pressed to tell a non parent why they have them though on accounta kids being such a pain. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

When Humans Stop Talking Lawyers Start

Most folks have disagreed. They wondered if the opposing party might have lost their  mind and if they hadn’t they gave in and forgot all about it. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Go Ahead Try And Stop Me. I Am Fucking GONE!

  I won’t be back. I’m not turning around. Don’t you look for me. I, I won’t be found.   I won’t be found. I’m not around. Not like some clown. Always around.   Say, call yer clown. Ain’t he around? My cardlock’s down. Where is that  clown?   Ats why bridges are alright. You […]

Once Genes Choose Their Own Environment

Most folks care. They care enough to understand that everything can be tamed only to it’s own degree and after that its each each tamer for themselves. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

The Heat Outside Is Measured By A Thermometer Not The Sun

Most folks know about hot. They understand that hot is caused by a few things, none of which have anything to do with collars. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Shit’s getting real y’all. The oven’s heat-en. The right ingredients are in place and everything’s well mixed up. Now, just wait for the dough to rise… […]

Be Careful How Much Love You Give To Lovers That Can’t Return It

Most folks love their country. They love their favorite jeans and they love their car and job which is a ton of love to be rico-bounded by their imagination. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Dude Was Not Avoiding Work He Was Looking For A Way Around It

Most folks know about easy. They understand that the toughest job can become a breeze to do as long as the doer likes practice. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Go Ahead Dream The Impossible Dream But Then Start On The Part That’s Possible

Most folks procrastinate. They then waste time pummeling themselves for being untrue to their desires while their fuel  for accomplishment runs cold. Thank you, friend. Barry out.