Archive for July, 2014

And When No One Says Anything For Fifteen Seconds, You Say What U Want.

Many folks know about the pregnant pause. They understand that when a certain person is asked a certain question a certain way under certain conditions that certain person is most certainly gonna say most certainly anything. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

The End Of Absolute

Fuck being right. Right matters shit. Being right right now can mean being wrong tomorrow or just around the next bend. Shit! We shoulda turned back there! Right schmight. Convey ideas with respect.  Even the stupid ones get investigated. Lordy I love even your stankin’ thankin’! Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

Okay. Yeah. Dude Looked At Himself. Just Over And Over In Print.

Most folks know about admiration. They project it to celebrities and and anyone with an O and J in their name, just because, & if you can’t stand the shite U wear then yer shit’s definitely wearing U. Thank you, friend. Barry out.   I could give two fucks about punctuation and spailting. J?

Dude Always Wanted The Best Man To Win But The Best Man He Wouldn’t Play

Most folks know their own vision. They have a special way of viewing reality and to the degree that they don’t recognize that special way, they can be the utmost asshole. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Ideas Have A Mind Of Their Own

Most folks know about impulsive. They have felt their fist automatically clench up when someone said this thing that was so stupid that it had to bruise lips and they felt like decking this moron but they didn’t they said okay mom. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Moron ain’t a bad thing. Just IS. Okay, maybe […]

Not Guilty Yer Honor Yer Honor Yer Honor. Not Guilty Yer Honor Just Stupid Is All.

Many folks lead people astray. They say this is a good movie when it’s shit and they recommend this restaurant caught serving up rat, rat, rat, ruby burgers and still people liken to these scoundrels on account of they got no time to research life directly. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

What If The Battle For Everyone’s Mind Is Happening IN Their Mind?

Many folks know about memes. They know them as ideas which, once unleashed on another  thinker, become this almost unrecognizable mungster. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Yer A Fool If You Don’t Feel Shit Piling Up

Most folks act tomorrow-less. They could give a rat’s petunia about how their actions or lack of action is adding up and that’s too bad because shit is definitely everything and then sum. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

Oh, The Emotional Bank Account You Bouncin’ Check MoFo!

Most folks expect a lot. They get straight up and hop into their life like today is life-like every other day. Thank you, friend. Barry out. When shit changes. You change. Circumstances change and you don’t? Ditch time. Shit change, you change. .

Love Scratches And Some Love Scratches Hurt

Many folks want free shit. They do not realize shit is not free. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Before Envy And Jealousy Were Invented Coffins Were Plain And Simple

Most folks who are wealthy are not ugly. They might have been born looking like they were hit by a Mack truck and rich on accounta they won the lottery but they’re not keeping it. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Mountains Are Good But On The Level Is Where We Live

Many folks know about hierarchy. They understand that people think about the world based on the height of their eyes and if they don’t have eyes, look out. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

“Yes, Its Tick Talking, Is Barry There?”

Many folks know they have a number. They are not waiting around for it to be called but when it is called they know that the caller will have to call more than once. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Life Must Only Be Given

Yes there are bad things. Cheese rots. Lumber rots. Roads and bridges crumble. Sharp edges on the perimeter of society. Dull them yes, keep them outa the wind we must cut though, Until we reach that place. That place where nothing is taken. Only given. Thank you, friend. Barry out. I killed a mouse the […]

Don’t Wanna Go Too Far? Remember Who You Are. Parta The Human Star.

Most folks are born a certain way. They walked into a room dressed like they are and no matter how many other people are swapping externals, they stick with shiny pants. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Give Yerself A Place To Store Love Cause As It Empties You’ll Be Sucked In

Most folks know about containers. They understand that containers hold more in them than a single mouthful and hearts work the same way. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Ahm Not Gonna Lie To Ya. I Didn’t Do It.

Most folks incriminate themselves. They understand they have to go through some kind of system to wind up in in prison then they hop into it. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

This Love And Hate We Create From Nothing Affects Everything In Its Path

Most folks know about emotions. They understand that emotions shape and shatter glass and engage clean up while dissuading busters. Thank you, friend. Barry out. 

A Certain Amount Of Pain Needs Ignoring Even If It Comes From You

Most folks love the sun. They understand though that if they spend all day basking in it’s glory, it’s glory can become unbearable. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Good Alcoholics Know

1. Alcohol is yer fiend friend. 2. Where Alcohol is, you are. 3. If Alcohol ain’t coming, you too. 4. You can catch a ride with Alcohol. 5. No worries, Alcohol will bring the real you. 6. Alcohol is a good friend who borrows money. 7. Some loans you don’t expect repaid. 8. That’s the […]

Too Many People On The Paid For Nuthin’ Plan And Nuthin’ Is What People Get Paid

Most folks know about pensions. They function on the lopsided basis of people still working paying a portion of the people no longer working’s rent. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Luke how many animules are jumping into the sea! The sheep must be sinking! Public not in danger after 80 firefighters resign, city says   Montreal police plan more protests over […]

Unconditional Is A Condition

Most folks know about love. They understand if a person kicks their dog, slaps their cat and screams at their parrot, they’re gonna get chewed shoes, clawed furniture and ratted out. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

If You Will Clean Up Their Shit, Pets And Humans Will Give You Love.

Most folks know about acceptance. They get that the world and everything in it is a certain way and if they don’t like it they can transfer to another world but they are not allowed to transfer others. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Life Has A Clear Purpose. It Wants To Grow Some Mo’.

Many folks know the universe is expanding. They understand that everything in the universe must be expanding as well on account of it all being in the same soup pot and if a spud in that soup knows about this expansion thing yet don’t expand, that spud’s mashed. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Okay, we’re all […]

Paranoia Cannot Be Controlled. Only, Like The Sun, Directed.

Most folks have imaginations. They don’t run wild and bring home all sorts of slippery surprises that could be stepped in over and over with dots connecting ten ways from Sunday or that hum, that pervasive hum. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

Mama Gonna Let You Break That Window If You Got Yerself A Real Good Reason

Many folks know about professional. They understand that Howard is just called Howard or dad or honey at home and he don’t have a colt .45 strapped to his side when he’s snuggling with his daughter Suzy on the sofa but see him tomorrow morning at ten-fifteen and da judge gonna sentence someone dead. Thank you, friend. […]

Okay, Fine. Shits Not Real. Now What We Gonna Play?

Most folks lives are made up. They go to this task every day, usually with no plan on how the day will finish up due to, they say, too many impingements to be able to call shit for real. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Anyone Could Write Better Than Dude But Uh, They Didn’t, Did They…

Many folks know about trying. They understand when trying is viewed as practice it supports zero frustration  on account of not staying anywhere  long enough to be pegged down. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

From Wild Weeds To Wild Kidlings, Attention Is A Must.

Many folks know what’s going on. They understand that frustration drives desire and desire drives need which drives through the nearest drive-through. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

We Are Our Own Children And You Don’t Hate Kids

Most folks don’t consider themselves. They sympathize with their own plight yes, but they don’t investigate to learn who they are barely talking to. Thank you, friend. Barry out.