Archive for June, 2017
It’s an ill wind that blows When the windows ain’t closed. And it’s better seen far from the outside. Inside, she’s like nature. All curvy and straight. Have a good hold yourself When you open that gate. Hold it open. Keep it open. The penned up can’t wait. Barry
June 30th, 2017 | Posted in You Ain't The Bossamee | No Comments
They needed daze off. Couldn’t stay on. Feet might move but the Back was gone. Curiosity? They had none. Needed a break. Say they’re done. But they ain’t done. Onna run. No fun. Grrr some. Undone. God, you gotta fend for yourself! Barry
June 30th, 2017 | Posted in wrongaholic, You Pain Attention? | No Comments
That tire, she’s a wobble. That tire lose her tread. That tire outa balance. This tire air bin bled Outa that tire, into thin air. That tire sidewall bulging there. This tire Out a alignment. Squealin’ lika pig. That tire low ‘n flappy. That tire done it’s gig. Here tire new and shiny. No tire […]
June 30th, 2017 | Posted in The Regular Grind Is A Good One | No Comments
Wow you don’t see reality. Don’t you see? You don’t see! Reality. It ain’t what you took it to be. See… Reality is made a more than thee and thee Can’t see that tree For the forrest. See? Barry
June 30th, 2017 | Posted in Biological Tools, Oh Hell There's Another Dimension! | No Comments
Fuck it! I’m done! I can’t take no mo’. This shit train’s pulling into the station. I’ve had it! I’m through! This bastard’s fed up. I’m fixin’ to join So Pissed Off Nation. Be a grumpy old fuck. Whatcha lookin’ at freak?! You want a size ten in the ass?! Or maybe calm down. Maybe […]
June 30th, 2017 | Posted in Assholes Annonymous, History Bitch | No Comments
Jesus, let me not fuck up Quite so much today. Jesus can you give give me life And in your special way Can you steal away my senselessness One more friggin day? Barry
June 26th, 2017 | Posted in Livin' In The State Of Scared | No Comments
I found this mind. Alone. Frustrated. Spoke we did and then We dated. It broke me and soon we Faded into Couples. Couples. Barry
June 26th, 2017 | Posted in Assholes Annonymous | No Comments
Whoa! Shite is not the same. If you are in the game. The game, she changes. Open range is No more home on the range. Barry
June 26th, 2017 | Posted in It's Economics Man | No Comments
You are better than me, man. Pitty me, I just can’t Grasp reality. Not like you. You’ll just do What I can’t seem to… Barry
June 25th, 2017 | Posted in Dey Funny, History Bitch | 1 Comment
You need a new sun Every four damn months. No earth better touch your water. If you’re gonna play God you Gotta get good at Doing what when you oughta. Barry
June 24th, 2017 | Posted in It's All About Contrast | No Comments
I won’t turn my back on you, no. Becausa what you’ll do. You’ll go through With An unthought-out plan. Another also ran. Just because you can. Doin’ the same thing Cracked bell you ring Won’t stop the fight ding. I keep my eye on you boy. Barry
June 23rd, 2017 | Posted in Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural, Oh Hell There's Another Dimension! | No Comments
Shit came out her eyes and nose. Tiny veins wrapped with pantyhose Couldn’t contain the poison, so… She hissed instead of speaking. You couldn’t help but see her tweaking. Even though she seemed so freaking Nice. Barry image: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2014412/Why-theres-irritating-fake-smile-And-I-know-I-time.html
June 20th, 2017 | Posted in Don't Copy This Self, fair warning | No Comments
The landlord says the rent is due. You don’t pay no rent. The lottery dude says tickets here! But the lottery loot bin spent. You don’t know no god of luck. Only luck you got is you. Someone gonna better the best you got At someone sure as hail be you! Barry
June 20th, 2017 | Posted in It's Economics Man, Operating Systems | No Comments
If you ask what is the purpose of life You’re already on it. Barry
June 20th, 2017 | Posted in Blessings Of The Ages, Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge | 1 Comment
Please be a fucking idiot. A retard and a sloth. Be the worst of the worst. A stink-bomb with shoes. From there you shouldn’t get lost. Grunt when you think about old you. Cringe when you re-live that stank. Savor the fact that you washed off that shit. Think of someone you must thank. […]
June 20th, 2017 | Posted in 'Tween Mind And Boday!, Problem Solve Or Die | No Comments
When I say Halt! You halt. If I ask who you are You say. If I rest my hand on my gun like this That is when you pay. With your life? You ask. Good question, dude! Read my lips, it helps me resist rude. Yes! With your life! What else you got? Disappear […]
June 19th, 2017 | Posted in Some'n Ain't Right. | No Comments
Collaboration met competition and The two of them arm-wrestled. They each stood on the greenest grass And in each other’s sights, they fessed up. Rested untested like spilling the beans. No barred holds, no barriers. No stupid damn meetings. Sure, they damned the torpedoes and Then they took to the air. Dragged the future to […]
June 19th, 2017 | Posted in Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge, Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural | No Comments
The barnacles, Bill. The barnacles will Carve us a hole. A hole that will Hit us in our gullets and Our gullets will bend us and Our unbendables. Our unbendables, Bill! Barry
June 19th, 2017 | Posted in Critical Thinking, Dey Funny | No Comments
Life has a boot. A great, big boot. And life will walk right on ya. Now, if you scoot and Give a hoot then The boot might loop on by ya. But it’s still there. Don’t you fear. If your soul separates Boot’ll find ya. Barry
June 18th, 2017 | Posted in Blessings Of The Ages, You Pain Attention? | No Comments
You say you’re the boss, but you’re not. You say you gave up but were caught. You say you’re relaxed but are fraught with Lies man. Lies man. Who ya lyan to man? Why your lies are true man. Through man. Think your lying through man. Barry
June 16th, 2017 | Posted in Shit Adds Up, You Pain Attention? | No Comments
Mister Brown ain’t down for the count. No sir! Mister Brown is down for the fount. Oh ya! He’ll take a little sip. Maybe look around a bit… Mister Brown will then yawn and remount. Barry
June 16th, 2017 | Posted in Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge | No Comments
This thing bites. This thing sucks. Wait here to get crushed by mucks. Mucky-mucks who just say shucks. You boo-hoo there, take these bucks. Learn a lesson you Silly fucks! Barry
June 16th, 2017 | Posted in Corporassy, Dense Is A Human Forrest | No Comments
When I look like this keep Your pie hole closed. Silence is what I need. I’ll break the silence when It’s time to be broken. Then you heed my lead. Talk about stuff I want to hear. Watch my frown Is it happy or sad? Don’t cross the line into Your inter-rests or I’ll be […]
June 15th, 2017 | Posted in Assholes Annonymous, Boredom Sucks | No Comments
Someone ain’t eating out tonight. Or driving, right? Peed off? Quite! Their damn doors are app-ed up tight. Cards ona phone now outa sight. Kinda feeling stunned and not that bright. See, they’re no longer a person. Barry
June 12th, 2017 | Posted in Dey Funny | No Comments
Bow your head for a moment afore you eat that meal. Shit’s mighty hot and the younguns squeal If we feeds it too fast It’ll burn yer mouth Then you soon forget what Eatin’s about. Barry
June 12th, 2017 | Posted in You Ain't The Bossamee | No Comments
Oh, you’re gonna get a shock! A shock that stops all talk. And hold it long enough, your clock. Blindfolded, why you walk That unnecessary plank? Barry
June 12th, 2017 | Posted in Pull Your Head Out Your Ass | No Comments
That dude makes you sick. That dude is a prick. Why you gonna stick When that dude makes you sick? Barry
June 12th, 2017 | Posted in Pull Your Head Out Your Ass | No Comments
Your hand went over your heart during anthems. You marched everywhere you went. Our rules twisted with twisty beer caps. Your rules would not be bent. You toed the straight line, the tough and the narrow. Corruption splashed over you but you didn’t care oh, You saw it and nod to it, you stepped […]
June 11th, 2017 | Posted in Assholes Annonymous, Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural | No Comments
Man, you learn fast! Too fast to note. Future gonna get your bloody goat. Watch where you step. Don’t step out. Every damn swing lose a little clout. You no lout. Gitcha shit together and go about Your business. Business. Go about your business. Barry
June 7th, 2017 | Posted in Don't Copy This Self | No Comments
Blessed be those little squeaks. Little freaks. They not weak. They will never taste defeat. Nor get beat. Down. Barry
June 5th, 2017 | Posted in fair warning, History Bitch | No Comments