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Assholes Annonymous

Knuckleheads Will Prevail

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date June 18, 2023
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There were bags of hammers Smarter than him But it wasn’t his smarts Made him sink or swim. He realized by their shit eating grins […]

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Hello Loosh Battery

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date February 1, 2023
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Open up your mind, see what you find and it better not be negative. Take stock of your killer instinct and that fight or flight […]

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Howdy Hackers

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date November 25, 2022
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Buddy always knew people hate his shit. Maybe little wobbly, canna deal with it. Maybe take a blue pill Pay a bitta mortgage. See a […]

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This Body

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date June 27, 2022
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I breathe It breathes. I wheeze It wheezes. Like this thing was me. Following me. Mimicking me. Acting like me. Impostor me. I am not […]

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Day Sick

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date February 20, 2022
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You got a problem. You don’t like humanity. You are certain You can clearly see, You don’t like humanity. There is no free. And what […]

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Breaker Breaker One Nine

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date February 11, 2022
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The boss was not the boss. The boss was at a loss. The boss prepared to toss Us under a bus But some of us […]

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Don’t Let Me Hurt You

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date January 26, 2022
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Your heart is burning And that is bad. You wonder if it’s that meal you had. But no, It’s me. I’m a pain, it’s sad… […]

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My Mother’s Killers

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date January 25, 2022
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She was sweet as pie. Always said hi! And maybe she killed my mother. He was pleasant enough. Never was gruff. And maybe he killed […]

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YAY! We’re Gonna Go Camping!

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date October 12, 2021
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One blanket each and a stink filled pillow. Stop your damn crying, man, it seeds sorrow! You don’t like today? Well, you won’t like tomorrow. […]

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Turn On Your Reciever Deever

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date August 6, 2021
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You pretend you didn’t know. How could you not see? You saw them dividing us Everywhere you be. But the sand is deep You mumble […]

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In Will Valley

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date May 19, 2021
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Roaming in the wild Where the big wills play. You better make your mind up Or they’ll have their way With you boy, man, woman […]

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A River And The Ocean

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date March 14, 2021
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You live on a sinking boat. In a moat. Buddy lives on the lake. Buddy can wake and bake. Life is his to take. It’s […]

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There Was A Flaw In The Caw Of The Cat Crow

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date January 22, 2021
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Nothing was as it seemed. As if the world careened. In a ditch boi Where their joy Will employ Guns and knives and waspy hives […]

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They All Did The High Jump

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date December 14, 2020
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When dude said shit They went with it and Everyone held their breath. They strapped shit on And missing songs Whistling was verboten. See now […]

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As Nice As A Bitch Can Be

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date November 8, 2020
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She would love you in the eye And eat your heart out. She would say that she’s okay. Then cry your heart out. She would […]

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You Don’t Know Mad And You’ll Take What They Give You

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date April 12, 2020
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Buddy don’t like no confrontation. Rude people pain his ass. But Buddy says shit with a mouth full of it. He shuts his damn mouth […]

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Yippies Don’t Have Training Camps. Military Do.

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date November 29, 2019
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You would flail in the arms race. Get off to a real slow start. Big opposition is a stiff wind. You are but a fart.

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God Is A Human

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date November 13, 2019
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Buddy can run and jump and skip. Buddy ignores and gives a shit. Buddy takes charge and throws a fit. God doesn’t dare set foot […]

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Survival Of The Dim Wittedest

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date November 8, 2019
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A rising tide Sinks some ships. The loosest lips Float asunder. Us under.

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He Didn’t Know What He Wanted And This Was Only Lunch

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date October 24, 2019
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The wool stayed firmly Over his eyes. The look was so cool It was not a disguise. See, covering up stopped All ifs, ands and […]

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Constant Peripheral Vision

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date October 17, 2019
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The corners of his mouth hung high. Some would call it smiling. Course, they’d be defiling Jocularity. For it was plain to see. His knack […]

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Dance to The Government Lingo!

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date September 20, 2019
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Do you cha-cha-charge? Or do you run away? Stay up all night or? Sleep all day? That’s for them to know and You to say […]

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CommonSensically Atrophied

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date September 10, 2019
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You don’t have two fucks to give. You just live Your life as if You’re surrounded by womb. Fed via shiny spoon. Gonna fall down […]

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Throwing People Under The Bus Is A Job

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date September 5, 2019
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Did well in college. Four bedroom house. One great kid. Killed a mouse. Known as hero. Managing zeros. Buddy knows his stuff. When necessary tough. […]

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The Dirty Line

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date August 18, 2019
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Rise through the ranks or Blood your way up. You’re heading to a place where Enough is not enough. It’s gonna get rough. You better […]

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They Turned Unengaged Potential Into Sickness

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date July 31, 2018
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These motherfuckers were smart. They got it right from the start. They say you boy, you need makeup. And your armpits really stink! You are […]

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When Fucking People Works

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date July 8, 2018
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Fuck being nice. Shit on who needs it. Screw people twice. First one’s on me. Next one’s on you. Please come on back. So I […]

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Y’All Feel

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date July 3, 2018
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Patterns. You are one. You think you’re someone. And you think you’re just one. Wrong.  

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Do You Pick Your Nose Or Does Your Nose Pick You?

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date June 25, 2018
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Zero sum game. Running then lame. It’s the same. Hidden vision. Circumstancial collision. Viewing that once hidden. By being smitten. With not here and now. […]

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The Incorruptably Corrupt

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date June 25, 2018
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An oath was taken. The ground was shakin’. The best, they makin’ A promise to truth. Evil was shook cause The best, they took That […]

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