Category: Assholes Annonymous

Buddy knew people who had no soul. Souls don’t require a person. The soulless types, we curse them. Cause they eat us. They’ll bite your […]

Buddy knew intelligence Was a double edged sword. And stupid is as stupid does and Smart brings no reward. The wisdom of crowds Is a […]

Buddy knew Everything he said Could and would be used against him. Every damn complaint, every hell no I ain’t, Every bad picture he painted […]

Buddy knew people grew like carrots. A lot of growth underneath. Underneath what? The curious asked. From the ground came a muffled laugh. Who cares […]

Buddy knew Jesus Was a bit away And it wasn’t a stretch To say okay We will take a hero A hero who can dodge […]

Buddy had a bitch That was his wife. Bitch handled stress like A goddamn knife. Slice and dice. Don’t think twice. She ain’t nice. Remember?

Buddy’s dreams didn’t need remembering. They played out every day. And when he closed his peeps at night. The daydream went away. So Buddy would […]

Buddy knew shit sticks to a wall And the more shit thrown Shit sticks. And shit sticks more to the wall It’s thrown While the […]

Buddy could read Between the lines. Between fake smiles And fake “I’m fines”. Buddy smelled a rat And a rat-fink, too. And there wasn’t a […]

Buddy wore that stinking hat Every stinking day. Wore it like a guilty cross No matter what they said. Cause Satan ain’t no goddamn fool. […]

Buddy was a judge. A poor judge of character. Loved folks just like they were. Buddy didn’t care Their foibles, shortcomings Their nasty inner selves […]

There were bags of hammers Smarter than him But it wasn’t his smarts Made him sink or swim. He realized by their shit eating grins […]

Open up your mind, see what you find and it better not be negative. Take stock of your killer instinct and that fight or flight […]

Buddy always knew people hate his shit. Maybe little wobbly, canna deal with it. Maybe take a blue pill Pay a bitta mortgage. See a […]

I breathe It breathes. I wheeze It wheezes. Like this thing was me. Following me. Mimicking me. Acting like me. Impostor me. I am not […]

You got a problem. You don’t like humanity. You are certain You can clearly see, You don’t like humanity. There is no free. And what […]

The boss was not the boss. The boss was at a loss. The boss prepared to toss Us under a bus But some of us […]

Your heart is burning And that is bad. You wonder if it’s that meal you had. But no, It’s me. I’m a pain, it’s sad… […]

She was sweet as pie. Always said hi! And maybe she killed my mother. He was pleasant enough. Never was gruff. And maybe he killed […]

One blanket each and a stink filled pillow. Stop your damn crying, man, it seeds sorrow! You don’t like today? Well, you won’t like tomorrow. […]

You pretend you didn’t know. How could you not see? You saw them dividing us Everywhere you be. But the sand is deep You mumble […]

Roaming in the wild Where the big wills play. You better make your mind up Or they’ll have their way With you boy, man, woman […]

You live on a sinking boat. In a moat. Buddy lives on the lake. Buddy can wake and bake. Life is his to take. It’s […]

Nothing was as it seemed. As if the world careened. In a ditch boi Where their joy Will employ Guns and knives and waspy hives […]

When dude said shit They went with it and Everyone held their breath. They strapped shit on And missing songs Whistling was verboten. See now […]

She would love you in the eye And eat your heart out. She would say that she’s okay. Then cry your heart out. She would […]

Buddy don’t like no confrontation. Rude people pain his ass. But Buddy says shit with a mouth full of it. He shuts his damn mouth […]

You would flail in the arms race. Get off to a real slow start. Big opposition is a stiff wind. You are but a fart.