Category: Assholes Annonymous

There were bags of hammers Smarter than him But it wasn’t his smarts Made him sink or swim. He realized by their shit eating grins […]

Open up your mind, see what you find and it better not be negative. Take stock of your killer instinct and that fight or flight […]

Buddy always knew people hate his shit. Maybe little wobbly, canna deal with it. Maybe take a blue pill Pay a bitta mortgage. See a […]

I breathe It breathes. I wheeze It wheezes. Like this thing was me. Following me. Mimicking me. Acting like me. Impostor me. I am not […]

You got a problem. You don’t like humanity. You are certain You can clearly see, You don’t like humanity. There is no free. And what […]

The boss was not the boss. The boss was at a loss. The boss prepared to toss Us under a bus But some of us […]

Your heart is burning And that is bad. You wonder if it’s that meal you had. But no, It’s me. I’m a pain, it’s sad… […]

She was sweet as pie. Always said hi! And maybe she killed my mother. He was pleasant enough. Never was gruff. And maybe he killed […]

One blanket each and a stink filled pillow. Stop your damn crying, man, it seeds sorrow! You don’t like today? Well, you won’t like tomorrow. […]

You pretend you didn’t know. How could you not see? You saw them dividing us Everywhere you be. But the sand is deep You mumble […]

Roaming in the wild Where the big wills play. You better make your mind up Or they’ll have their way With you boy, man, woman […]

You live on a sinking boat. In a moat. Buddy lives on the lake. Buddy can wake and bake. Life is his to take. It’s […]

Nothing was as it seemed. As if the world careened. In a ditch boi Where their joy Will employ Guns and knives and waspy hives […]

When dude said shit They went with it and Everyone held their breath. They strapped shit on And missing songs Whistling was verboten. See now […]

She would love you in the eye And eat your heart out. She would say that she’s okay. Then cry your heart out. She would […]

Buddy don’t like no confrontation. Rude people pain his ass. But Buddy says shit with a mouth full of it. He shuts his damn mouth […]

You would flail in the arms race. Get off to a real slow start. Big opposition is a stiff wind. You are but a fart.

Buddy can run and jump and skip. Buddy ignores and gives a shit. Buddy takes charge and throws a fit. God doesn’t dare set foot […]

A rising tide Sinks some ships. The loosest lips Float asunder. Us under.

The wool stayed firmly Over his eyes. The look was so cool It was not a disguise. See, covering up stopped All ifs, ands and […]

The corners of his mouth hung high. Some would call it smiling. Course, they’d be defiling Jocularity. For it was plain to see. His knack […]

Do you cha-cha-charge? Or do you run away? Stay up all night or? Sleep all day? That’s for them to know and You to say […]

You don’t have two fucks to give. You just live Your life as if You’re surrounded by womb. Fed via shiny spoon. Gonna fall down […]

Did well in college. Four bedroom house. One great kid. Killed a mouse. Known as hero. Managing zeros. Buddy knows his stuff. When necessary tough. […]

Rise through the ranks or Blood your way up. You’re heading to a place where Enough is not enough. It’s gonna get rough. You better […]

These motherfuckers were smart. They got it right from the start. They say you boy, you need makeup. And your armpits really stink! You are […]

Fuck being nice. Shit on who needs it. Screw people twice. First one’s on me. Next one’s on you. Please come on back. So I […]

Patterns. You are one. You think you’re someone. And you think you’re just one. Wrong.  

Zero sum game. Running then lame. It’s the same. Hidden vision. Circumstancial collision. Viewing that once hidden. By being smitten. With not here and now. […]

An oath was taken. The ground was shakin’. The best, they makin’ A promise to truth. Evil was shook cause The best, they took That […]