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Month: March 2013

Awareness

Don’t Know What Happened?! Pretend You Do & Whoop About It From Dere.

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  • March 31, 2013
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Many folks have been flabbergasted. They had the wind sucked right outa their mouth with such a force that lightheadedness coulda been permanent. Thank you, […]

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Disorder The Pecking Order

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 31, 2013
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Most folks play the game. They don’t often know the name of the game but still play their heart out. Thank you, friend. Barry out. […]

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Awareness

It’s A Long Way To Re-Al-Ii-Tea Eee, It’s A Long Way To Go!

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 31, 2013
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Most folks know Walt Disney. They have no idea at all, however, how well the grand Mr. Disney knows them. Thank you, friend. Barry out. […]

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Awareness

Fear As Motivation Works Great In The Moment But You Better Not Turn Yer Back

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 31, 2013
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Most folks want their own way. They bribe, beg and coerce their adherents to concur but a person convinced against their will is of the […]

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Awareness

People Be Hatin’ On The Po Po. Why?

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 31, 2013
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Many folks remember neighborhood cops. They would walk their beat and get to know the citizens they served and protected and those corporals on patrol […]

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Awareness

So You And Yer Transference. For Two Then, Right?

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  • March 27, 2013
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Most folks see the world. They see it the way they allow them selves to see it. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

In Materialism The Devil Is Debt Because It Eats And It Eats And It Eats

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 27, 2013
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Many folks know about wood ticks. They latch onto some living thing and as soon as they can they start sucking blood out of that […]

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Awareness

Reality Is Funnel Shaped With Voluntary Direction And Speed

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  • March 27, 2013
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Many folks have donated coins in physical gimmicks. They watch them slowly glide down into a fiberglass filter until they’re spinning faster than the hubs […]

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Awareness

Please Tell Humanity What You’ve Learned

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 27, 2013
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Most folks know stuff. They have seldom been asked what they know but if asked they’ll talk. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

When He Pulled Up Camp The Men All Grumbled They’d Be Setting It Up Again

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 27, 2013
  • 1 comment

Most folks know temporary. They think it means canvas and bear spray when it mainly means that ideas don’t have long to live so we’re […]

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Awareness

Make Shores You Can Swim To

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 27, 2013
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Most folks have insurance. They don’t need their neighbors help to rebuilt their barn and nobody cares if the payout ain’t forthcoming because everyone knows […]

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Awareness

Purpose Is The What Of Life

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  • March 27, 2013
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Most folks need rails to run on. They want to be called a color,  a weight and a nationality & sometimes they even let others […]

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Awareness

Assholes Can Be World Champions

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 27, 2013
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Most folks tend to blend in. They purposefully hang with birds of a feather because who needs flying alligators? Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

Four Guys In A Room. Two With Guns and Body Armour. Two Beside Demselves.

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  • March 26, 2013
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Many folks have been detained by authorities. They crossed some border or line in their culture and before they could say “this ain’t Russia!” they […]

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Awareness

Yer Old Kit Bag Is Pretty Big So Ahm Guessing You Got A Pile ‘O Troubles

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 26, 2013
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Most folks know peace of mind. They unfortunately call it sleeping. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Stop worrying. Start planning. Minnutes Pack up your troubles […]

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Awareness

And If We’re Going Down Throw Out The Heavy Thinkers First

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 26, 2013
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Most folks know about odds. They don’t really figure them they just toss their die and let cheeps fall where cheeps fall. Thank you, friend. […]

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Even If Nuts Realize They’re Nuts That Don’t Stop Them From Being Nuts

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 26, 2013
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Most folks want to know strange. They pay good money to see weird people doing weird things under extreme circumstances and they line up. Thank […]

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Awareness

The Old Bastard Was Forthcoming And That’s Why People Despised Him

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 26, 2013
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Many folks hate talent. They would rather shit their own pants then see others excel. Thank you, friend. Barry out. You jealous fucks – think […]

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Awareness

Telling The Truth To Lying Bastards Is A Self Defeating Program

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 26, 2013
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Many folks know about honesty. They work diligently at not fooling themselves about how level their playing field is and do not assume opponent integrity. […]

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Awareness

Stress Don’t Ask To Pile On Yer Wagon As It Sneaks Up From Underneath

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 26, 2013
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Most folks experience pressure. They roll with their punches without realizing that every stroke leaves bruising which eventually alters every situation’s color. Thank you, friend. […]

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A Mind Has Many, Many Channels But One Of Them Gotta Be Clear

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 26, 2013
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Most folks have experienced panic. They fell into a puddle of confusion and chaos which threatened to consume every thread of rationality and drown them […]

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Awareness

Act Before Yer Acted Upon And You’ll Be Tired But Still In Action

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 26, 2013
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Most folks have suffered threats. They either attempted to ignore them or instigated immediate preemptive action to stymie the intimidation and only one of these […]

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Awareness

Have A Paradigm Shift For Breakfast And You’ll Want Another One For Lunch

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 25, 2013
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Most folks have their mind made up. They aren’t really certain who made it up but give ’em a buck and you ain’t getting no […]

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Awareness

Oh Sweet Jesus. They Found My Blog.

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 21, 2013
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Most folks obfuscate. They don’t tell the truth because no one would believe them and who gives a shit an-a-ways? Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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He Got Slapped On The Face Mother Fucker. Dude Knows When It’s A Slap.

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 21, 2013
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Most folks understand popcorn. They just pay too much for the first bag and everything after that is free, Free, FREE! Thank you, friend.  Barry […]

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Awareness

Regard And Respect Both Start With R’s But They Don’t End With That

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 21, 2013
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Most folks know about goals. They figure out a way to attain theirs while others might do the same thing times one hundred. Thank you, […]

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Awareness

Dude Says He Knows Hes Scaring Me But Yeah, He Wants Me To Know

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 21, 2013
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Most folks know threats. They understand shit starts with a stare & winds up with a poppin’ pistol. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

And Once You Check Out You Never Ever Check In

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 21, 2013
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Most folks know about clubs. They come in stick and sick form but the beggars never stop meeting. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Eagles – […]

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Awareness

We’ll Talk Upon Yer Highest Mountain But The Chips We Let Fall Will Fall All The Way

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  • March 21, 2013
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Most folks know their rights. They may know them very well but finding the gumption to exercise them is another thing altogether. Thank you, friend. […]

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Awareness

So He Asked His Friend Selling Lotto Tickets Are They Here To Help Or To Hurt?

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  • March 21, 2013
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Most folks know share the wealth. They understand that if they have family and win a million bucks then their family wants their share. Thank […]

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