Month: February 2014

Most folks don’t get surprised. They never nearly jump outa their skin or almost shit their pants on account of always riding with Brother Certainty. Thank […]

Many folks know about collection agencies. They ring bells and buzzers and maybe would squeeze a person’s neck. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

A device needs to be created. Just a simple headband with a spring loaded plastic hand which can be activated to strike an offensive yapper […]

Most folks know about attention. They understand it is limited and often lacking because there ain’t enough to go around. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Most folks have been shit scared. They usually attempt to not show exactly how much they are shit scared though on account of that giving […]

Most folks know that bullets don’t think. They understand that if a human aims a gun at them, that human has the power to end […]

Most folks have been in a hard spot. They gathered up their resources and steam and together they took their swing at life and if […]

Most folks live only so long. They usually have no choice over how long that might be so guess work in that direction would most […]

Many folks fall behind in payments. They pull tooth and nail to get their attachments to adhere to a fifteen day cycle but those less […]

Most folks are ex number of years old. They don’t measure their life by trials, errors or tribulations, they measure it by earth spins which turns […]

Most folks will wake up again. They keep on keeping on and before you know it they’ve put in their time and its  time to […]

Most folks know nada about margin. They operate their lives one for one and if not there’s a statement mailed every month saying exactly how […]

Most folks fool themselves. They say things are okay when they’re not and they say they don’t need any help when they do but sooner […]

Most folks enjoy respect. They might even demand it but demand away because nobody got too much. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

My father was sometimes a painter in Virden, Manitoba. Not the type of painter who could paint scenery, he painted buildings. Mostly the insides of […]

Many folks know about new and improved. They understand that some users are so head down arse up that wild horses couldn’t tear them away […]

They were five bros… five brothers. Five fingers in the fist of a glove. The rules they shook to came from no man, No, these […]

Most folks know about cyberspace. They think the ‘land’ there is free but only the swampy stuff that requires a bridge to get to is […]

Most folks have been assholes. They said or did something that no one in their right mind would and for some reason it is impossible to apologize so […]

Most folks work on stuff that isn’t theirs. They toil and trouble, till their master’s stubble until the cows that ain’t theirs come home and […]

Most folks know about drawing. They understand that few people have enough talent to accurately depict an event with pencil and paper so that it […]

Most folks have never heard of anosognosia. They might know someone who is suffering from the onset of dementia though, and when those poor beggars start […]

Many folks know about entropy. They understand that through entropy  all things wear out & turn in and recklessly considered this can occur at the most inopportune hour. […]

Most folks enjoy clean. They seldom understand that clean is unnatural  and unnatural is now normal. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

Most folks have flesh colored thumbs. They also prefer covered to dirt floors on account of it being so difficult to see dust. Thank you, […]

Most folks think speed kills. They imagine someone or thing going faster than it’s course can be held then careening through a barrier & over an embankment […]

Many folks consider culture. They recognize its influence while learning its strengths and weak nesses because once they know where the mouth  of the horse is, […]

Many folks have exclaimed Holy Shit! They have just experienced something which is a step beyond what they thought possible and if their path toward […]

Most folks revere permanence. They imagine that the anchors of reality which preceded them will outlast them and that they equate to the perpetual. Thank you, friend. […]

Most folks are happy when things go right. They enjoy every minute if life falls into place and they row merrily along in this state […]