The YapSlapper, Coming To A Noggin Near You.

A device needs to be created.

Just a simple headband with a spring loaded plastic hand

which can be activated to strike an offensive yapper by

entering a number which is plainly visible on the

back of their Yapslapper headband.

Employing this system, anyone acting like a moron 

would receive multiple yap-slaps from smart

phone admonishers who become aware

of stupid’s YapStop number.

Hear that clacking? Ats someone’s mind achangin’.

Thank you, friend.

Barry out.

Don’t want to wear a Yapslapper? Everybody got yer number pal…