Their driveway didn’t go to their house.
They were a few bricks short of a load.
Their lights were on but no one was home.
They strolled in the middle of the road.
Stupid was as stupid did.
There were no sharp tools in the drawer.
No matter what intelligence did
The level of smarts sank lower.
They rejoiced their strain and
The goddamn rain
Fell on their parade.
And when they smiled
They did so through their pain.