Archive for the 'Look Both Ways Before Crossing This Life' Category

Not The Same Mad Guy

Holy flew off the handle. Every time time got close. Never felt akin to the time doh. Holy wasn’t one of those. Fly by knighters. Did you get yours? Or is you knighthood In the male?

And Breath As Sweet As Meth

Jesus loves a good neighbor. Buddy watch my wife. Shows her that he’s watching and How to hold a knife. Knew it wasn’t right But Circumstances and want advances He hadda go to work. She stayed near that jerk. So he partied with him Beers and fire, Drinks and a sweet hoot Whose the wiser? […]

Slippery Steganography

Dude sent a signal Every time he spoke. Couldn’t waste the opportunity To place another poke Around the necks of Makers of love Kept them down with Mighty frowns and Reminders, they are victims.

Buddy Will Break His Own Fall

He did a nice, big swann. Kiss blown to his fans Then dude continued on. That smile, you knew, he flossed. That smile, you knew, he tossed. At every mom and boss. Here mom! Let me get that! Here sir, I got that slack! C’mon, I got your back! I’m the kind of friend you […]

I See They See I See

With I’s half shut They ran amok The king was on his way. He’d be here any day! The walls weren’t high enough. Their gold wouldn’t meet their bluff. We love you! They would say. And maybe king would slay Only half of them They would gladly bend A knee or ear With king right […]

Bossing Authoritarians

The kid wouldn’t listen from The front of the class. Headphones in. The kid was an ass. But he sure did pass The hell test, home nest. He could fight the very best! A whuppin make ’em hesitate. Kid don’t wait. Says it straight. Then adopts a swaggered gait. You don’t wanna interact. Cut some […]

No Phone For Mauly

She grunts and groans Hates being alone Hates anything foam. Rips shit to threads That shit then dreads To release so easy Mauly, don’t you see? Why momma don’t feed you fabric? You’re in dog heaven. I know where you been You came from dog hell. Now you’re doing well. Sleep safe in this heaven. […]


Oh, you put on quite a show. You don’t know that we all know. We hear how you say “I go” But you don’t go, you’re just talking. And when you talk you’re mostly walking That very fine line ‘tween yours and mine But you, you want mine too.

Hola Dementia!

You called me up and called me down. Said you’d prefer it if I found Another place to hang my hat. With no discussion, that was that. But only you were angry. I hid a tiny smirk. You wagged your finger. Said you’re a ringer For a jerk. You’re a jerk. A jerk! I saw […]

Fat, Free, Fatuous Me.

Once upon a time, he cared. A little time ago, he dared. But that was gone For he was fond Of sports and gambling. Beers and rambling Stats and tats and Zerohedge. Don’t you dredge That shit up! You fuck… Off!

Get Yer Whirlwind On

You’re a sucker for punishment. A sucker for love. You have sucked from below. Want to try from above. It keeps coming around. And going ’round without asking. No one to ask it… No taskers have tasked it. Is it torn aye doh or Torn ahh doh…? Matters not ’cause where you go Also goes […]