You say you would die for me.
I ain’t gonna die.
You say you would hang wit me.
Buddy, I don’t hang.
Cutting this new row
You don’t know
Gard’nin or just an ol dirt mover?
This Hoover.
Sucks everything with no unsuckers
Welcome, you stay away.
I want you over they.
I know it’s bad Ungley but
You started speaking in fackwadery.
Get your tickets ready please!
Oh uh, hello there. How you doing?
Listen, my name is Barry and I'm the Conductor on this train so if you need anything, you just ask me, okay?
The bathrooms are right over there and please, pick up after yourself on account of I clean the place, too.
And uh, seeing as you're not from around here I'll just tell you straight out - although every story you might hear on this train is true, some stories are "truer" than others, if you can read between the rails...
Anyway, thanks for stopping by and, y'all come back now, y'hear?
Have a grand day, friend.
Barry Williams
Regina, Saskatchewan, Canada
barryhappywilliams@gmail.com
https://www.mega888cuci.com