At times he was an asshole.
At others a great guy.
No one thought to wonder
How this was or why.
Was he really just an asshole?
Or was asshole in all guys?
Perhaps I was the asshole here
Assholing up mankind.
Arrive like yin and leave like yang.
Come on buddy, do your thang!
Accept your chunk of assholiness!
Get your tickets ready please!
Oh uh, hello there. How you doing?
Listen, my name is Barry and I'm the Conductor on this train so if you need anything, you just ask me, okay?
The bathrooms are right over there and please, pick up after yourself on account of I clean the place, too.
And uh, seeing as you're not from around here I'll just tell you straight out - although every story you might hear on this train is true, some stories are "truer" than others, if you can read between the rails...
Anyway, thanks for stopping by and, y'all come back now, y'hear?
Have a grand day, friend.
Barry Williams
Regina, Saskatchewan, Canada
barryhappywilliams@gmail.com
https://www.mega888cuci.com