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Just A Side Note To My Captors

John Mcafee killed himself. Tattooed himself to death. Touted concepts so outrageous Caused them much regret. We shall avenge no debt. It’s all even. John be leavin’ His mark on this game. Shit is not the same. And like John said. If he winds up dead. John Mcafee killed himself.

Person Fifty-Four, Where Are You?

Dad’s a callin’. You be fallin’ . On your knees. Less you pleased To have size nines on your throat. Dad, he ain’t no goat. Come a lookin’ for you Climbing walls. Rippin’ daddy’s overalls. Dad ain’t happy. It’s your fault. Make dad look You just insult him. Keel hauled by dat phone!

You Don’t Scare Me, That’s MY Job!

We sprayed and sprayed and sprayed and sprayed. We prayed and prayed and prayed and prayed. But the goddamn insects would not stay Gone. We fought them tooth and nail. We struggled to no avail. Those bastards beat us. Big out creeped us. Tho we hammer them every day…