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Category: Personal Stuff I Shouldn’t Have Said

Personal Stuff I Shouldn't Have Said

My Son Died Yesterday

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 6, 2024
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He was 42 years old. Hooked on meth, I tried to save him. Bryce was my second child to die, Nadine passed away 20 years […]

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The First Guy To Yell Iceberg! Wins

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 26, 2023
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They saw the top Not the bottom. They rode the wave That had gottem To the right side of tracks The side that lacks Earthquakes, […]

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Personal Stuff I Shouldn't Have Said

I Work For The Goddamn Man, Man!

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 22, 2021
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On Monday he worked highways. Tuesday… ? Entertainment. Wednesday, like every other damn day. Buddy worked in Containment. Arrangement. Buddy worked hard for infrastructure. Suit […]

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What 2017 Done To Me

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 31, 2017
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Got a loan called. The well went dry. Aphids beat me. My gov’t lied to me. Hada borry 70k to stop me throat from gurgling. […]

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You Stay The Hell Away From Me, Y’hear?!

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 21, 2016
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Voice mail he don’t do. Don’t send any letters. Your cards and notes of well wishing Go to dumpster diving bet getters. Keep your waves […]

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Playing With Gusto

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 5, 2016
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Gusto is a thing. See it. Smell it. Feel it. Let gusto feel you. Create an odor. Engulf yourself. Know that you Nearly shit yourself. Smile […]

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Okay I Tell You Dis

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 3, 2016
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Airbrush you out of a picture. Not a birthday card in sight. Man you gettin’ nothin’ for christmas. Halloween we turn out the lights. The […]

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Oh Jesus Please Tell Me That’s You

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 4, 2016
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Your heart can be opened up you know. Without being opened up. Your eyes can be wide seeing nothing but scars. But not wide enough […]

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Personal Stuff I Shouldn't Have Said

If Careless Isn’t In The Air

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 17, 2016
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Oh jesus please, no, not you! Don’t tell them that you did it. It couldn’t be you! Say it isn’t true! It couldn’t be you, […]

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What Is Needent Be

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 26, 2016
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Jesus she howled at mother nature. Bitch got her outa bed. Kicked at the cats and Cursed because that’s How you get things to Go […]

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Fuck Nice

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 22, 2015
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Fuck lickin stamps. Fuck lickin chops. Fuck lickin fingers whila doorman knocks. Fuck pillza takin’. Fuck pleasent makin’. Fuck laws and p-p-profit makin’. Thank you, […]

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The Good Shit Lasts For A Day If You’re Lucky

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 29, 2015
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Yahoo! doesn’t take long to say. But yahoo echoes nicely. And yahoo plays well once or twice, But three yahoos won’t suffice. They don’t last! […]

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Ryan You’re In Goddamn Jail Man!

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 14, 2015
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Jesus fuck Ryan I told you. Did I say I love you? More than once or twice? Did I carve you off a wee chunk […]

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Cash Flow King And Shit Flow Prince

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 24, 2015
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Most folks know time is money. They understand that their time is worth little and other people’s time is worth a lot. Thank you, friend. […]

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The Second Day On Yer Own, Cake Don’t Taste Like Cake.

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 2, 2015
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Most folks are more than just themself. They argue with themselves and change their mind and say shit the now them wishes the hell they […]

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Oh, And If You Work Hard Enough You’ll Find Everything You Need, Right There AtYer Work.

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 31, 2015
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Most folks have a job. They think they have a job but the job has them, anytime it needs. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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I Pray To Me I Duz What I’m Goonta

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 20, 2015
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Dude hada get up. Didn’t wanna get up, but, DID get up. Nice’n easy. Hans rat dare. Wary could be seen. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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Shit You Didn’t Think Mattered Matters

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 14, 2015
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Most folks are obligated. They don’t usually know they are obligated ’til they are. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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With Nothing To Compare To

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 13, 2015
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There was nothing he could say. Not that mattered anyway, They said he’d had his day. Time to put the toys away. But he wasn’t […]

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If You Don’t Manage Yer Health, Overworked Strangers Will.

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 7, 2015
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Most folks suffer. They pain themselves as little as possible and that lack of humping hurt leaves a whack on the shelf. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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I See What You Did There You MotherFucking Fucker!

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 3, 2015
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Fuck off! You ain’t free. To treat me the way that You’d like to treat me. I will see To it  You go down With […]

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Hey Evr’body, Laugh At Me! I Will Take Yer Pain.

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 7, 2015
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A fella called Mart So loved it hurt So hurt he loved to double Folks over, hands cupped over roars Of laughter. What mean old […]

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Those Beggars Will Steal Your Attention And Not A Damn Thing Can You Do About It

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 2, 2015
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Your attention. Snot your attention. You were born to them. They let you come. Your attention belongs to them, not you. You hold it like […]

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You Can Die And Not Be Dead

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 2, 2015
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Most folks change. They stop acting like the person they were and start acting like someone they were not. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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