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Month: September 2011

Awareness

See At Machine Der? At Machine’ll Take Yer Head Off Now So Git Back Quick Lak

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 9, 2011
  • 0 comments

I can’t forget November 22, 1963. That day caused me to learn more about politics, guns and the big wheel running all wheels than I […]

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Awareness

You Call Me Your Friend If You Like But I Don’t Want You To EVER Call Me

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 9, 2011
  • 0 comments

Sounds carry a lot of meaning for every personality type, nationality, religion, etc. Sometimes waay too much meaning. Many of us could use a bit […]

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Awareness

Do Whatever You Want As Long As It Don’t Hurt Anybody.

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 8, 2011
  • 0 comments

One world. One rule. One ruler. Guess Who. Thank you, friend. Barry out. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Know_thyself#By_Plato

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Nothing Is Real Until I Say Its Real But Once I Say Its Real – Its Real. SalRat?

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 8, 2011
  • 3 comments

No one likes to repeat themselves and I’m no different. (okay, maybe just a bit different) But here I am, looking multiple times to the […]

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Awareness

Legalized Gambling – The Stealing Of Candy From S’up Sucka Pie Holes

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 8, 2011
  • 2 comments

Casinos & lotteries vacuum up loads of financial value. They return a portion of sucked up loot  to “winners” who are then tricked into investing […]

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Awareness

I Fart In Your Face. Okie-Dokie?

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 7, 2011
  • 2 comments

First time I ever heard about directional flatulence was from Monty Python. Its a very worthwhile observation / warning. And a direct link to our […]

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Awareness

I Gotta Be My Number One Supporter

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 6, 2011
  • 3 comments

When other folks are not saying shite about me, I have to. Even when they are spilling their beans about me I have to skip […]

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Awareness

Lives Are Not Worth What You Think They Are

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 6, 2011
  • 3 comments

Kids in big families get a fraction of the love available. Single child parental playgrounds have no idea how to equitably split up caring and […]

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Awareness

Life Marches On Whether We’re IN Today’s Parade Or OUT

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 6, 2011
  • 1 comment

Anyone not planning for their demise is demented. Misguided, delusional and loopy are descriptors that come to mind. After all, everyone is not going to […]

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Awareness

A Five Minute Car Accident Is Four Minutes Something Too Long

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 6, 2011
  • 1 comment

Life is a controllable train wreck. But when it comes to pulling into the station, the stopping shouldn’t outa be dragged out. Folks want to […]

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Awareness

Living The Life We Want Must Be Difficult Otherwise Everyone Would Do It

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 6, 2011
  • 0 comments

Envy, jealousy and copycatting are real. (EJACAR) Their proximity to human existence suggests that many folks think they could do better. I agree with them. […]

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Awareness

Acting Like An ArseHole and Being An ArseHole Are 2 Different Things

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 6, 2011
  • 0 comments

Loads of folks suffer from specific conditions. Most of them strive diligently to overcome their burdens or at least live in peace with them. Some […]

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Awareness

Money Gone? Me Too.

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 5, 2011
  • 0 comments

Mutual benefit is a sound basis for healthy, happy relationships. Unfortunately, that ain’t what binds most partnerships together. The glue for most things worth sticking […]

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Karma – What Kinda Wall You Throwin’ Your Ball Against?

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 4, 2011
  • 0 comments

Not all balls or walls are the same. They don’t give the same return. Probably some law of nature. About give and take. Thank you, […]

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Awareness

Some Guys Forced My PhD Bro-in-Law To Leap* From His Own Comfy Couch

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 4, 2011
  • 4 comments

A few folks tossing a ball around have the power to control millions. Millions of dollars, human brains, t-shirts and everything else that can be […]

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Awareness

I Guarantee I Ain’t All Here

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 4, 2011
  • 0 comments

Some folks are less connected than others. Right here, to this reality. It shows up mostly in them not being able to navigate via maps […]

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Awareness

Ignoring – One Of Our Least Consciously Utilized Coping Skills

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 4, 2011
  • 3 comments

Turning the other cheek should not be easy. And it shouldn’t be undertaken lightly. But without a doubt, it must be done. Perhaps even regularly. […]

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Awareness

Grab Your Innovation Bull By The Horns and Invent Something Worthwhile Today

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 4, 2011
  • 0 comments

Humans are astoundingly creative. We can make up incredible stuff in the blink of an eye. So ubiquitous is this capacity that it soon congeals […]

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Awareness

Stick ’em UP! Cops Against Wood Guitars. (CAWG)

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 3, 2011
  • 0 comments

At the conclusion of every civilization things get wonky. People run everywhere like chickens with their heads cut off. Some folks got weapons, uniforms and […]

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Awareness

9/11 Is A Full Time Job

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 3, 2011
  • 0 comments

Ten years ago the ugly tip of an iceberg revealed itself. Planes, buildings and plenty ‘o people fell. Husha, husha – it all came down. […]

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Awareness

Brainwashing? No, I Ain’t Seen no Brainwashing Around Here. Around Here.

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 2, 2011
  • 0 comments

A bare bulb has to be shining into our exhausted, fearful face. And the room should be stinky and small. Otherwise, forget about any mind-bending […]

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Awareness

Stacked Dumpster Apartment Complexes. The Next Big Thing.

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 2, 2011
  • 3 comments

Party’s Over. Everyone Out! The home (lessness) of the future is upon us. Yep, this new small is gonna be big. Dumpster Town Anywhere. Thank […]

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Awareness

We Can Have Cancer But Not Cannabis. One Kills Millions, The Other Kills None.

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 1, 2011
  • 4 comments

Marijuana cures stupidity. Okay, it doesn’t cure stupidity – it just illuminates it. For example: Fucking Stupid – almost 900,000 criminals are manufactured each year […]

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