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Month: June 2013

Awareness

Shit On The Fan Blades Counts As Nada. Its The Shit In The Air That Matters.

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  • June 27, 2013
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Most folks imagine themselves a certain way. They think they’re too fat or too skinny or too brash or uneducated and they might imagine others […]

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One Need Not See The Entire Shark When A Fin Will Do The Trick

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 27, 2013
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Most folks self analyze. They contemplate why they said this or why they did that and once they figure that stuff out their analysis sessions […]

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Awareness

Just Dude Being There Ensured Others Weren’t

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  • June 26, 2013
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Most folks try to avoid causing waves. They can’t help it though on account of everything everywhere being made up of particles that wave both […]

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Awareness

On Being Wrong

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 26, 2013
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“Why do you come here?” Dude asked. Why do I come here…? Well… I come here because there is no other place to go. No […]

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Awareness

If It Was Just U

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 25, 2013
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Most folks have body odor. They also have bad breath but if someone don’t tell them then how dey gonna know? Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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Awareness

Front Left Pocket Is City U, Front Right Is Provincial U & Back Right Is The Federal U

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  • June 25, 2013
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Many folks know about transfer payments. They understand that their country is helping people everywhere but they have little idea of where that help is […]

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Awareness

It Didn’t Seen Weird At The Time As There Was HorseShit Everywhere

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 24, 2013
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Many folks know to act Roman when in Rome. They can’t quite figure out though why the Romans never twigged on. Thank yoou, friend. Barry […]

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Awareness

When Surrounded By Fake Humans Be As Real As Absolutely Possible

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 24, 2013
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Most folks wouldn’t side with the Hatfields or McCoys. They may not know the tragic details of their longstanding and violent feud but what they […]

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Awareness

Never Stop Saying “Ugh, I SUCK!”

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 24, 2013
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Most folks want things to improve. They unfortunately wouldn’t consider making them worse to get there. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

The Chain Of Command Takes No Brakes

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  • June 24, 2013
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Most folks have a boss. They might be ruled only by the expectations of others but that rat there can be yer toughest boss of […]

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There’s A Puppet Audience, A Puppet, A Puppeteer, Strings On The Puppeteer…

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 24, 2013
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Most folks know about magicians. They usually don’t understand though that if mister magic is revealing how he pulled off one trick dude’s setting up another. Thank […]

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How Politically Correct Guessing Stupids Up Yer Thinking Patterns

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  • June 24, 2013
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Most folks know about asterisks. They understand that when they notice one or more in a word its a cue to don the thinking cap […]

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Awareness

In Follow-The-Leader One Only Hopes That Their Leader Don’t Go Over The Edge

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 23, 2013
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Most folks hope the boss knows what’s what. They assume El Capitano must be aware because if he ain’t there’s gonna be some hurting followers […]

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Awareness

Then The Graduates Were Sold So Much Shit That Everyone’s Eyes Turned Brown

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 23, 2013
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Most folks know about school principals. They usually achieved good grades in school, excelled in university and then immediately began teaching and this somehow qualifies […]

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Awareness

A Party Line Needs Lotsa Carriers, More If Its Really Heavy

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 23, 2013
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Most folks try to stand up for themselves. They find it difficult though to the degree that others stand against them. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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When Human Rights Start Heading Out The Door They Often Need A Bigger Door

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 23, 2013
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Most folks appreciate privacy. They understand that true individualism requires a gap. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Fame Seeks More, Power Wants More And Wealth Needs All It Can Get

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 23, 2013
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Most folks know about momentum. They understand that every direction taken desires continuation. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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When Yer Dead Yer Dead So Don’t Act Dead Sooner

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 23, 2013
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Many folks can imagine heaven. They fantasize about it so clearly that it makes their current address seem more hellish. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

Just Because A Blind Man Would Be Happy To See It Still Don’t Cut No Slack

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 23, 2013
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Most folks have great excuses. They fool themselves into reasoning which allows constant tripping up from the person whom they should count on most. Thank […]

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Intent Once Unleashed Takes On A Life Of Its Own

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 23, 2013
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Most folks have done things that puzzled them. They step back in the future and wonder just what the hell they were thinking when in […]

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Awareness

You Gotta Bite The Snake Before The Snake Bites You

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 23, 2013
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Many folks face big problems. They often waste valuable time worrying when it would be better spent getting their arse in gear. Thank you, friend. […]

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Regardless, Press On: Allows For God-Like Power But Only If You Don’t Give Up

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 23, 2013
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Many folks know what throwing in the towel means. They are in the minority however, on account of boxing matches seldom being stopped by the […]

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Awareness

If The Root Remains Yer Weed Pullin’ Time Is Wasted

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 22, 2013
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Most folks have tried to fix something. They usually fail at their task though if they repair the not broken part. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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Once We Know What Starves Cancer In People We’ll Use It To Save The World

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 22, 2013
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Most folks are comprised of organs. They are comprised of cells which are comprised of other stuff and so on. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

A Why That Is Medium Hammers All Big ‘Ol Hows

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 22, 2013
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Most folks stay put. They could walk with their eyes closed and not trip up. Thank you, friend. Bsrry out.

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Dudes Paranoia Was Through The Roof & Damn It Looked Like Reign

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 22, 2013
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Most folks have fears. They just don’t realize how feeding makes the beggars so huge! Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Individualism Was A Thing Of The Past. Now You Had To Be Somebody

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 21, 2013
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Most folks feel like themselves. They don’t get treated like that though on account ‘o being a citizen, an employee and whatever their priest calls […]

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Awareness

Then The Whistleblowers Got Jabbed In The Eye With The Very Same Whistles They Blew

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 21, 2013
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Many folks see something wrong. They often fret about whether they should say something to someone about that wrongdoing but no, they must not. Thank […]

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Awareness

Dude Became A Damn Fine Citizen And A Very Mediocre Human

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  • June 21, 2013
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Most folks can’t stand being alone. They would far sooner be pissed off stuck in traffic than face the big bad world on their lonesome. […]

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Awareness

Stuff Can Be Heard With An Ear On The Track But You Musn’t Lay Yer Head Dare

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 21, 2013
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Many folks know how to tell the future. They simply stop, look and listen and avoid marching rat behind the horses. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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