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Month: August 2013

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Flies Crazily Land On Flyswatters And Humans Pray Hard For A Heaven

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  • August 31, 2013
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Many folks follow religions. They better all be right or someone’s gonna have some splainin’ to do. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Things Have A Way Of Working Out So Slivers, DO YER DAMNEDEST!

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  • August 31, 2013
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Most folks have dreams. They dream about things really working out for them and then they often forget about working out. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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And If You Don’t Give A Tree Respect It’ll Sratch You All To Hell

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  • August 31, 2013
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Most folks know about wood. They understand that rectangular shapes start out cylindrical but vectored through someone’s imagination become spectacular lifeboats. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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Dreams DO Come True. One Teeny Nightmare At A Time.

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  • August 30, 2013
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Most folks won’t hazard a guess. They would have a peat of yesterdays repeat if it was on the menu & can a person get […]

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Impaired Driving Laws: More Of What Doesn’t Work Won’t

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  • August 30, 2013
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Many folks imbibe alcohol. They do it before dinner, after work and during nearly everything people do including travel. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Please […]

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Dude Demanded To Then Met The Grand Mosquito King

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  • August 30, 2013
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Most folks know about screen. They understand that what ever don’t recognize it will be directed by it and likely other invisible stuff. Thank you, […]

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Awareness

These Guys Called It A Soul And These Guys Called It A Credit Score

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  • August 30, 2013
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Most folks are more than they appear. They are a good or not so good church goer, a good or not so good citizen, and […]

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In Order To Successfully Follow Yer Heart You Must Have A Heart To Follow

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 30, 2013
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Many folks wish people would smarten up. They don’t usually feel the need to sharpen their own pencil tho’ on account of the rising tide raising […]

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Awareness

Three Stages Of Life: Walk Behind, Ride On And Fly Ahead.

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  • August 30, 2013
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Most folks crawl before they walk. They then learn how to run and jump & sometimes bowl people over. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Stories Must Be Told And Every Truth Needs Varnish

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  • August 30, 2013
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Many folks live life twice. They experience their initial reality and in describing it to themselves ever so slightly give it a spin. Thank you, […]

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Awareness

Until They Howl You Never Know, A Coyote Could Be Right Beside You

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  • August 30, 2013
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Most folks know about the wild. They understand that it connects somewhere with the tame but where that might actually be escapes them. Thank you, […]

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Yes He Was On Life Support But Here They Called It A Lawnmower

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  • August 30, 2013
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Most folks like to save time. They understand that it really isn’t saved though, its just available to be squandered differently. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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Once Dude Had Been A Janitor Shit Never Was The Same Again

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  • August 30, 2013
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Many folks clean up after themselves. They understand that when messes touch they become tougher to recognize & unrecognized messes open the door wide for […]

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Dude Liked Himself Some Good Hurting

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  • August 30, 2013
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Most folks have been wounded. They might have stood for something that went to hell in a handbasket or got their fingers caught in a […]

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Jeepers The Internet Is Hungry Today

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  • August 30, 2013
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There was a sound in the middle of the night, Maybe not a sound but I heard it alright. It called me out, come on […]

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How To Get People To Believe In You

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  • August 30, 2013
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Many folks have faith in themselves. They admit to not being perfect and are hellbound to getting better which gives them unconscious contageous confidence. Thank […]

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Reading, Righting And Arithmetrics

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 30, 2013
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Most folks make mistakes. They try to admit their errors in order to analyse them & learn from them so’s they don’t start adding up. […]

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When Adults Could Have Anything They Wanted Their Want Muscles Were Atrophied

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  • August 30, 2013
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Most folks know about rules. They understand that rules change depending on where they are and what time it is which can be very confusing […]

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Help Is Just Around The Corner So Stay Off The Straight And Narrow

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  • August 30, 2013
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Most folks require assistance. They hate to ask for it though on account of dominion being in short supply and at Needy Point there ain’t any […]

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Self Worth Ain’t A Topic Of Conversation But Try Going A Day Without It

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 30, 2013
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Most folks want to make their own way. They crave self reliance on account of it allowing them to pat their own back for being […]

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Before It Was Yer Cheatin’ Heart But Now Yer Phone Will Tell On You

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 29, 2013
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Most folks like to stay in touch. They panic whenever it is discovered that they don’t have their personal communicator nearby because what if somebody […]

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Remind Yerself How Smart You Are Because Nobody Else Will Do It

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  • August 29, 2013
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Most folks have to do stuff themselves. They want the garbage taken out so they have to do it, they want the dishes put away […]

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Awareness

Every Plant Knew That Humans Were Their Offspring And Humans Wanted To Be Gods

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 29, 2013
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Most folks have parents. They don’t always know their actual parent’s names or what they looked like though on account of it not being in their nature. […]

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Awareness

Dude Failed At Almost Everything But Then Along Came Social Engineering

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  • August 28, 2013
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Most folks allow their friends to choose them. They seldom set out with purpose to ensure someone becomes their comrade because purposeful comradeships are not […]

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Cards Going In Longways Can Never Go In Sideways Cause No, It Just Couldn’t Work.

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  • August 28, 2013
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Most folks are beholden to habits. They are so ruled by those habits, including the habit of not noticing habits, that any attempt to make […]

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A Ton ‘O Ghastly Marks Idled Just Below His Now Clear and Unblemished Skin

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  • August 28, 2013
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Many folks have suffered alergic reactions. They have itched and scratched until large welts formed on their body and for the most part they did […]

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The Weather Can Work With Anyone But Will Anyone Work With The Weather?

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 28, 2013
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Most folks know that things change. They recognize that if they don’t adjust to the planet’s activities, the planet will adjust to a time prior […]

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Power Eats Power Eats Power Eats Power

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 28, 2013
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Most folks have managed peersonal influence. They started with utilizing guilt on themselves and then graduated to employing it on others and before they could say dogs do devour  […]

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Awareness

They Knew How Many Beers And HotDogs Were Needed To Keep Good Citizens Glued

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 28, 2013
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Most folks make their own choices. They walk into a grocery store and know dang well they can have anything they want as long as […]

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Awareness

Sure Dude Was Most Self Limiting But You Certainly Couldn’t Tell Him That

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  • August 28, 2013
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Most folks know about stubborness. They have encountered it plenty in other people and perhaps even a time or two in  themselves which they think is a pretty […]

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