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Month: November 2013

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If Dude Could Get His Kids To Watch Each Other No Babysitter Would Be Needed

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  • November 30, 2013
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Most folks know about “report” programs. They allow average citizens to act like law enforcement officials without perceived threats or any accusatory blowback. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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Governments Don’t Lie Constantly, Just When Necessary And Convenient.

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 30, 2013
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Most folks know about statistics. They can be manipulated ten ways from Sunday to prove whatever and if that whatever is a pet project then […]

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Plus The Neighbors Think Yer Nuts

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  • November 29, 2013
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Most folks live inside their skin. They also create a Don’t Get So Close To Me ring just just outside their posey and breachers of that  space better be […]

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His Father Said “Dude, It Wasn’t Just Me. You Called And Threw A Few Shots Too.”

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  • November 29, 2013
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Many folks use broken culture crutches. They flail around with them like dull swords of honor on account of they’re so belt buckle big and still fantastic as shields, keeping […]

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Awareness

Your Rubber Neck Will Cheat On You

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  • November 29, 2013
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Most folks have direction. They may not be the inventor of the plan which is setting their course but if they watch Sir Big Time Planner […]

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Awareness

Call People Smart And They’ll Bring Up Smart Ideas. Stupid Works The Same Way.

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  • November 29, 2013
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Most folks answer to their name. They will also turn around if someone hollers “Hey idiot!” but that’s just out of curiosity. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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Awareness

KEEP MOVING! Dude Hollered, Falling Under Their Feet & They Did . . . They Did. They Did.

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 28, 2013
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Most folks know about veterans. They understand that these are the people whom nations sacrifice by sending them to fight for the existence of a country […]

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Awareness

She Wasn’t Trying To Fool You Sir, Her Personal Hygiene Is Running Late.

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 28, 2013
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Most folks keep up appearances. They wouldn’t think of being seen without makeup, bare face or fake teeth not to mention all manner of midriff detainers & cinches. Thank […]

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It’s Joe From The Unit Of Compromise . . . He Wants To Have A Drink Wit Chu

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  • November 28, 2013
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Many folks have been in awkward situations. They hopped into a bag of goodies sporting very sharp edges and before anyone could say Do Not […]

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Awareness

If You Absolutely Must Get A Person’s Goat Try Using Interruption

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 28, 2013
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Most folks want to finish what they started. They drag their undone stuff around so far that the ‘ol kit bag splits open & spreads […]

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Okay, You’ve Got The Job. Now Tell Us What Is Real And How Much Is Bullshit.

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 27, 2013
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Most folks know about well wishers. They understand that there are different degrees of well wishing in that some really want them to do well […]

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Just Because Yer Caught In A Ho-Ho Net Don’t Diminish Being Caught In A Net

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 27, 2013
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Most folks have an opinion. They realize that other people also have opinions but to the degree they differ from our hero’s, they’re way, waay off […]

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Being Prepared To Be Shot In The Back Often Means Hardly Even Feeling It

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  • November 27, 2013
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Many folks face their fears. They imagine the worst and accept it which pretty much takes the wind outa fear’s sails and once it’s dead in […]

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If Owning Yer Own Life Was Easy, EVERYBODY Would Do It!

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 27, 2013
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Most folks are content to rent. They own their home but pay forever taxes and their car is paid off but insurance & registration still […]

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Awareness

Where Imaginations Touch Another Imagination Lives

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 27, 2013
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Most folks dream. They sometimes even fall into those dreams on accounta wanting to meet their dream’s fellow dreamers. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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In An Emotionally Balanced Life We Spin Other Balancer’s Plates Too

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 27, 2013
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Most folks come into life with nothing. They understand that the chances of them leaving this life with anything is slight as well so they […]

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Awareness

The Judge Was In A Rush For Justice And Needed The Next Contestant Please

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  • November 27, 2013
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Most folks know about the legal system. They understand that, like any foreign country, a person should have an interpreter if they wish to interact […]

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Consume Yer Friends With A Splash Of Love Or The Beggars Get Bitter Fast

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 27, 2013
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Many folks know about synergy. They understand that when the needs of others are sincerely taken into account reciprocation begins setting in and once that bold […]

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Awareness

Dude Really Liked The Lone Ranger Until He Up And Smart Smacked Tonto

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 26, 2013
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Most folks know about good and evil. They understand that these two forces are in a battle for the universe and  if evil wins its […]

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Dude’s Periods Weren’t Always Short And They Certainly Weren’t Always Sweet

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 25, 2013
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Most folks experience happiness that ebbs and flows. They try to look at the bright side of life whenever possible but contrast needs a home too […]

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Awareness

Start With Nonsense And Work Yer Way Backward

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 25, 2013
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Most folks get confused. They don’t usually do it on purpose but if they can pull that beggar out of their hat when shit hits […]

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Awareness

Just Because The World Goes For Shit Doesn’t Mean You Have To

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 25, 2013
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Most folks know about planets. They come and go as their galaxy and them please and if somebody don’t like it, right there’s the door. Thank […]

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Awareness

Only Throw Caution To The Wind When The Beggar Is At Yer Back

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 25, 2013
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Most folks take chances. They usually don’t figure their odds of success though they just hope at worst it’s a near miss. Thank you, friend. […]

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Awareness

Broccoli Hardly Greened Dudes Teeth Like Work Had Browned His Nose

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 25, 2013
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Most folks kiss arse. They may call it remembering birthdays, anniversaries or pet’s names but mnake no mistake, someone’s getting buttered up. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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Awareness

Everyone Had To Play Stupid Or Stupid Would Play Himself

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 25, 2013
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Most folks know about snakes and grass. They understand that a warm breeze will move grass but not the same way a snake moves it because […]

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Awareness

Dude Acted Like He Knew What He Was Doing And Fooled Everyone But Himself

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 25, 2013
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Most folks can tell a story. They may call it Recounting Their Day or Just Saying What Happened but never-the-less they possess the ability to […]

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Awareness

Then Someone Pointed Out That Mosta The Winners Were Entirely Manufactured

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 24, 2013
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Many folks play the lottery. They might also blot out a few hundred bingo numbers or scratch a ticket or two and certainly can’t be blamed for plunking […]

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Awareness

Life Is Not A Game But There’s A Pile Of ‘Em In It

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  • November 24, 2013
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Most folks are into sports. They follow a certain team and wear their uniforms, purchase their not cheap tickets and anything but cheap beer and when […]

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Awareness

Then The NosePicker Said To The TeethLicker “Damn Pal You’re Disgusting!”

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  • November 24, 2013
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Most folks call each other down. They wouldn’t feel right talking up to everyone else on account of it would naturally place them on a rung beneath […]

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Awareness

When The Water Goes Everything Goes With It

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 24, 2013
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Most folks have plumbing. They understand that it exists to supply H2O to various out lets and if nothing is getting supplied then it’s no […]

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