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Month: April 2014

Awareness

And Oh! From This Place Called Person, Dude Witnessed Everything.

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  • April 29, 2014
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Most folks have itches. They find some way to attend to them and if they can’t frustration is but a temporary fix. Thank you, friend. […]

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Awareness

The Dead Woulda Liked What Alive Mighta Got

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  • April 29, 2014
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Most folks have regrets. They seldom have enough for themselves though so others have to suffer with fewer regrets than they should. Thank you, friend. […]

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Awareness

Once Da Seestem Rocks Dem, Day Rock Da SeeStem.

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 29, 2014
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Many folks know about the powers that be. They understand that these powers be and they want to continue being. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

Ain’t Ignent People A Muss?

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 28, 2014
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Most folks put up with stuff. They often wonder how much they have to put up with but that there’s a personal thing. Thank you, […]

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Awareness

People Thought Dude Wrote Shit When Actually He Was Writing Shirt

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 28, 2014
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Many folks purchase greeting cards. They have nothing better to spend their hard earned loot on than a piece of cardboard with some  fucking ink […]

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Awareness

Dude Himself Was A Fencer. He Fought Fences, Fences, Fences.

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  • April 28, 2014
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Most folks know about boundaries. They don’t get so close to others that their spittle might land where it ought not nor do they forget […]

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Awareness

When You Don’t Bounce Back It’s Called A Crash

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 28, 2014
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Most folks are alarmed. They set an alarm for this and need to be reminded about that on account of their future being spoken for. Thank […]

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Awareness

Outstanding Became So Regular That Great Felt Just Okay

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  • April 28, 2014
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Many folks plan their lives. They plan so they have something to change on account of shit not getting over their tallest boots. Thank you, […]

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Awareness

It’s Something Waay Before Alcohol That Kills Dead Drunk Driver’s Victims

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 28, 2014
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Most folks know about rivers. They start high and work themselves low and anything that gets in their way will be damned and slowly overrun unless nature’s […]

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Awareness

Yer Date Of Birth Ain’t As Important As The Person Born On That Day

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 28, 2014
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Most folks celebrate the calendar. They rejoice on religious leader’s day and happy it up on new year’s day and before anyone can say take […]

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Awareness

Yes Dude Wanted To Be A Kid Again But This Time With Money & Drugs

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  • April 28, 2014
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Most folks were children. They had celebrations for every year they lived and there were photos and memories to prove it. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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Awareness

They All Wore Different Clothing Yeah But It Was The Same Damn People For Sure

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  • April 27, 2014
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Many folks know about history. They understand that the majority of humans do not consider history as important so how would they ever realize history […]

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Awareness

Dreams Begin With Imaginary Stuff And Meander Backward To Real

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  • April 27, 2014
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Many folks create. They understand that creations at conception look nothing like birth. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

If Dude Didn’t Know Jesus, How’s He Gonna Spot Him On Cheese Toast?

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  • April 27, 2014
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Most folks know about patterns. They understand that someone or something created the formula now recognized by them but few realize imagination as programmed, projected then […]

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Awareness

Truly, Acting Like The Stupidest Person In The Whole. Damn. Room.

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 25, 2014
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Most folks appreciate ignorance. They enjoy transferring useful knowledge to un-knowers while forgiving their transgressions as in learning from all children but raising few. Thank you, friend. […]

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Awareness

Worrying As A Hobby

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 25, 2014
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Most folks know something is going on. They are attempting to keep as much of their own life as possible under wraps and have a […]

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Awareness

Put That Fearsome Face To Work And Yer Devil Can Stay At Bay

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 25, 2014
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Most folks have been angry. They often have no idea how they appear when they are angry but if they got very good at appearing angry they wouldn’t […]

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Awareness

Dude Hit Some People In The Mouth. He Hit Them Right In The Fucking Mouth.

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 25, 2014
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Many folks know about trolls. They once gruffed under bridges but the internet now allows them to employ a much higher level of scare taptics. Thank you, friend. […]

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Awareness

Obsequiousness Ran In Dude’s Family. Ran In And Right Back Out.

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 25, 2014
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Most folks enjoy being served. They enjoy being served waay more than they enjoy serving on account of servers having a very intimate relationship with hurry […]

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Awareness

Lawdy Hep Those Beggars Hooked On Facial Penetration

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 24, 2014
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  Okay, okay, okay.   I uh… (say your name) What? (tell everyone your first name) Wha…? My firs… (just say Barry. That’s your name […]

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Awareness

Of Course The Birds Weren’t Watching Dude. He Was Watching Them.

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 24, 2014
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Most folks know that humans are not earth’s only animal. They see horses, oxen and other approved beasts at parades and at the race track […]

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Awareness

A Person Can’t Un-Step In Shit But No Need To Track It All Over

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 24, 2014
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Most folks make mistakes. They hear a twig snap, a line click or feel the hair on the back of their neck stand up and […]

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Awareness

Ideas Catch And Hop And Skip Right On Over Some

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 24, 2014
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Most folks know about good things. They understand that as soon as more than a few people know how great a thing is, everyone wants […]

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Awareness

Tricking People Into Tricking People Into Purchasing A Burial Plot

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 23, 2014
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  Once upon a time I was desperate for employment. And, I was tired of the kind of job where I had to work. I wanted […]

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Awareness

Yes Dude Wanted To Improve The World And He’d Start By Fixing His Wife

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 23, 2014
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Many folks want to make a difference. They want to hold more than a spot in line, they want to be the reason people are […]

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Awareness

It Was Just Another Crisis, Crisis, Crisis. Just Another Crisis, Crisis Is All.

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 23, 2014
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Most folks face challenges. They sometimes have no frigging idea what to do in the face of those challenges though and at those times they […]

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Awareness

Dude Alone Wrestled With His Thoughts But His Thoughts Always Ganged Up

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 23, 2014
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Many folks know about wind. They understand that if they are heading in wind’s direction it will do most of their work but should they head […]

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Awareness

Maybe You Ain’t The Religious Type. Schadenfreude’s Been Looking For You.

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 23, 2014
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Most folks are unpolled observers. They often wish they were keener at their role as the peepers of mankind but nowhere at signup was there mention […]

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Awareness

Appearances Can Be Deceiving But The Apparition Ain’t Always To Blame

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 23, 2014
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Most folks make tracks. They sometimes make tracks on account of impressions made by compression but other  times tracks hint at impression compression. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

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Awareness

Don’t Force Shit Out Or Into Yourself And Negate Others Hooked On Yer Pain

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 22, 2014
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Many folks aim for their sweet spot. They understand that plenty ‘o people around them recognize their larger not-as-sweet but candy coated birth mark yet the spot […]

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