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Month: May 2014

Awareness

When More People Become Alcoholic The Sober People Will Be Wrong Ha Ha!

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  • May 28, 2014
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Many folks know about normal. They get that they shouldn’t offend others but what  happens in Vegas better stay in Vegas unless they’re Las Vegans. Thank […]

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Leave It! Catch It Later… (NO DON’T AND HERE’S WHY)

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 28, 2014
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(Corporate training video on employee responsibility) Fake Keith Morrison announcer’s voice over:   It started out as a small pile of swept up debris. But, […]

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Awareness

Free To Do As You Please Still Involves Doing

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 28, 2014
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Most folks are their own boss. They blame someone else for making them do stuff but without physical marks or a ransom note, it’s them. Thank […]

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Awareness

No Doubt About It, Wobbly Loved Dude And Dude, He Loved Wobbly.

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 28, 2014
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Many folks dispise balance. They see balance as deadly boring and just deadly in that mankind must be moving ahead which entails traversing high and low […]

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Awareness

You Should Have Heard The Music We Made!

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 28, 2014
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  There’s a hellova EYENNN way off in the distance. Tearing this morning in two. Its a familiar noise from the ribbon of black. As […]

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Awareness

All This Beautiful Meadow Required From Man Was Just A Hint Of Panic

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 28, 2014
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Many folks know about anxiety. They describe it as a feeling of impending doom, bad shit about to happen or just the fear that wherever […]

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Awareness

Oh, Evolution Drives Every Car? See, Dude Thought He Was Driving.

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 28, 2014
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Most folks think through their eyes. They notice reality from the height of their peepers and each person judges this distinct reality as if it […]

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Awareness

Mom! Some Rocks Broke Another Window And We Don’t Know Who Threw Them!

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 28, 2014
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Most folks answer their own questions. They wonder why Jane and Johnny act like they do and how come their neighbors are arseholes and why, […]

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Awareness

The Tube. The Tube. The Tube. All Hail To The Tube!

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 28, 2014
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Most folks are fat and tissue wrapped around nothing. They shove stuff into the top of the tube and, if it don’t get caught on […]

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Awareness

Your Subconscious Mind Cares About You As A Bag ‘O Bones Carrying It

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 28, 2014
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Most folks have been startled. They were shocked by the gap between what their subconscious mind knows and what their conscious mind was aware of […]

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Awareness

You Don’t Know Yourself As Well As You Think

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  • May 28, 2014
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Most folks have no memory. They don’t remember being thirteen  years old or that spanking the crazy neighbor foisted upon them when he caught them […]

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Awareness

When The Fifteenth And The Thirty-first Don’t Mean A Gawd Damn Thing

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  • May 28, 2014
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Most folks owe money. They owe for their house, their car and maybe the stuff in their house & car and every two weeks lenders […]

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Awareness

Okay, Who Am I Talking To Now? Kay Now? Okay, Who Am I Talking To Now?

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  • May 27, 2014
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Many folks know about personalities. They understand that like gears they switch back and forth dependent on road conditions and wheel person with some drivers better than […]

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Awareness

Yes, Dude Wanted To Pass The Baton But It Was A Mirror, It’s A Mirror. A Mirror!

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 27, 2014
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Most folks know about ideals. They understand that ideals are like swimming for their life on account of they’ll grab onto any old bobber what’ll […]

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Awareness

And Oh Yeah, As Time Went On, Dude Realized How Screwed They Were.

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 27, 2014
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Most folks forget stuff. They even forget forgetting if shit works out like it ought to. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Uh Oh, There’s That Blood Taste. Unless That’s Only Peas.

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 27, 2014
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Most folks know about olfactory. They usually don’t know though that over time their sense of smell will refine itself into hints of ginger, that’s not […]

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Awareness

“I Got This!” Was All The Sonofabitch Said Aforen He Leapt Rat Over His Edge.

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 27, 2014
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Most folks have a breaking point. They know they can be pushed a ways past it but just how far depends on who pooshing why. […]

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Awareness

Sure Some Things Fell Behind But Hey Lotsa Guys Were Showing Up Drunk!

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 27, 2014
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Most folks know about allowances. They are made for roadways and developments but not as often for sufferers of indifference. Thank you, friend. Barry out. […]

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Awareness

Dude Needed The Wine To Kill A Bad Taste And Not The Bad Taste Of The Wine

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  • May 26, 2014
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Most folks leave an impression. They have little idea of what that impression might be though until buddy cuts them off on purpose in traffic […]

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Awareness

The Manic Felt Good Until It Did, Did, Didn’t.

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 26, 2014
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Most folks know about moods. They understand that moods are like pools in that shallow works for swimming but diving needs deep. Thank you, friend. […]

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Awareness

Thirty-Six Forty Nine, Thirty-Six Forty Nine. Come On Stor-ee Five Too-sand!

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 26, 2014
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Yep. I know its hard for you to believe but I have published 3649 stories on this blog. 3649 original ideas even if some of […]

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Awareness

Luck Don’t Always Happen To Dude. Least, Not Like Lucky Should.

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 26, 2014
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Most folks believe in luck. They believe in it when they’re experiencing bad luck and they sure recognize it with good. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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Awareness

A Few PaddyWhacks And Backhands Later, Dude Did Change His Mind.

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 26, 2014
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Most folks know about pain. They know pain causes  birth and pain causes death, usually dependent on amount and circumstance. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Simon & […]

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Awareness

Captain Carenot Hardly

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 26, 2014
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  Once upon a time a Man was shell fish, Blind unto his armor’s depth. It bore a brilliant reflection from within, Smeared ruins camouflaged old […]

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Awareness

You Are Needed As A Back Door. Will You Open Up?

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 26, 2014
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Most folks are being used. They call it helping out but those helped easily forget who helped how. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

Everyone Wants A Transition But Few Know What It Looks Like

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 26, 2014
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Most folks are stuck. They live between a rock and a hard place cause what they currently do and what they wanna do are entirely different things. Thank […]

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Awareness

Sometimes The Best Time To Leave Is Right Before You Get There

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 26, 2014
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Most folks know about absence. They understand that absence makes the heart grow fond but the moment absence bails, a seed of contempt is planted and nurtured […]

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Awareness

That’s Waay Too Much Said Dude To The Plumber Trained In Pregnant Pause

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 26, 2014
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Most folks know about emergencies. They understand that when their abode is filling with shit, piss, spit and a thousand unmentionables, over a barrel is their […]

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Awareness

When Yer Engine Stops, What You Want Is No Noise.

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 22, 2014
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Most folks know about retirement. They have never done it before but bored they can’t do so by Jesus they’re hunting bear. Thank you, friend. […]

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Awareness

A Wee Bit Too Much Time Alone Allows Imagined Supreme Dispensation

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 22, 2014
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Most folks know about purpose. They understand it is made up of mortgages, car loans and too soon shat out expensive dinners. Thank you, friend. […]

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