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Month: January 2015

Awareness

And Then He Made ‘Em Do What They Wanted To Do

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 31, 2015
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Most folks do what they’re told. They don’t talk to themselves either. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

They Didn’t See The Wrecking Ball Until Its Shadow Fell Upon Them

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 31, 2015
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Most folks avoid reflecting. They would rather let sleeping dawgs lie than hear more druthers. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

Ain’t No Meet’ns For Assoholics

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 31, 2015
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I am a lovaholic. Ima wirkaholic, jerkaholic, cataholic too. Ima nalcoholic, yelloholic, dreamaholic blue. Ima godsaholic, frolicaholic and a friendaholic to you. Yeah, you could […]

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Awareness

Unpack Yer Brilliance

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 30, 2015
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Most folks have a prize. They have it right there in their luxurious lap but still they don’t unwrap. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

As Shit Rolls Downhill, So Can You.

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 25, 2015
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Most folks make shit hard. They don’t understand that shit don’t need to be hard, it can be soft & easy to push around. Thank […]

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Awareness

God Will Get His Stuff Back

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 25, 2015
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Many folks do what they can. They understand they could do more with added effort but they remember that it ain’t about showing off it’s […]

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Awareness

When Water Runs Out Yer Face

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 25, 2015
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Most folks don’t want to drip. They may allow just a bit to save their arse from being laughed off but that’s all. Thank you, […]

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Awareness

Dude’s Name Was Cliff. He Was A Buffalo Trapper.

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 25, 2015
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Most folks run over stuff. They spend past their credit limit & drive faster than the speed limit and don’t wanna be called on either. […]

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Awareness

A Lot Of His Effort Went Into Piss And Not Enough Into Vinegar

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 24, 2015
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Most folks take breaks. They try to not let them touch though. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

To Those Refusing To Employ Their Pareidolia

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 24, 2015
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You correlator, you regulator, You prognosticator, you. You fantastigator, elevator, You sayer of will do. You feelgooder, dogooder, Never good enough you. You designer, deviner, […]

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Awareness

Yo Lazy Bastards, Meet Uncle Occam.

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 24, 2015
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Seem poe. Sim po. Simmy popo. Po. All together now…   Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

Oh Yeah, They Were Pie-on-ears.

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 24, 2015
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Most folks know about clear thinking. They would be thinking on track, thinking like a team player and not like those bastard cake eaters. Thank […]

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Awareness

Answer The Door… Answer The Door! Bear Bear Commanded.

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 24, 2015
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Most folks know the big bad wolf. They know mastress wolfster’s scent so well that just a whiff of wolfster wildness is all it takes […]

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Awareness

Just Because You Named A Kid Doesn’t Mean They’re Yours

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 24, 2015
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Most folks know about ears. They hear through them and try to keep them from getting sun burnt and nada smaller than an elbow in […]

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Awareness

THIS LIFE: Where Dreams Come True.

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 23, 2015
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Remembering a dream is difficult. Realizing a dream is more difficult. Continued dream realization is even more difficult yet. Yet some do it. Dream. They […]

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Awareness

Ivan The Talking Cat

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 23, 2015
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Ivan out? I ask. Ivan out?! I’ve asked a thousand times. Ivan out? as Ivan and I stand at the door. Ivan looks up at […]

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Awareness

When The Wall Is Upside-down The Writing Is Tough To Read

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 22, 2015
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Most folks know about the hills. They just have no idea which way to head for them. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

This Year Rules. Then This Month Rules Then This Week Rules Then

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 22, 2015
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Most folks know about businesses. They understand that even though sometimes people live at their business, it’s okay to wander in. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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Awareness

Improvements Kill

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 22, 2015
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I don’t want to be the same no more. My shit needs some changin up. But mah boys ain’t down with changes yo. They be […]

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Awareness

Being More Organized Than Everyone Else Is A Special Personal Hell

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 22, 2015
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Most folks know about disapointment. They thought everything was so wonderful and they felt so accomplished until their rubbers met the road. Thank you, friend. […]

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Awareness

You Don’t Need Me? Go Ahead And Fall Back.

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 22, 2015
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Most folks request guidance. They are uncertain of their potential or opportunities so they troll for every opinion but their own. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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Awareness

The New Way Of Fighting Looks Nothing Like Fighting

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 21, 2015
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Most folks know about evolution. They know it when they see it but who can tell shit is headed south before it even heads that […]

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Awareness

Life Has Grow Stages And Gross Stages

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 21, 2015
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Most folks secrete stuff. They sweat, spit and shit and after and up to a certain age can control when to do so. Thank you, […]

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Awareness

When Life Is A Party You Wanna Be The Last To Leave

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 21, 2015
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Most folks want to wake up. They are not so involved in a dream that they can’t leave, not now, not me! Thank you, friend. […]

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Awareness

Mister Fleshburn Was A Strange Old Dude Who Liked To Be Called Dee Evil

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 21, 2015
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Most folks know about names. They understand that names are special grunts which are aimed at specific entities when their attention is ripe for capture. […]

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Awareness

The Universe Reads Like An Open Book When You Decipher The Language Of Hints

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 21, 2015
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Most folks know about puzzles. They know about puzzles on account of they themselves being the most challenging puzzle of all. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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Awareness

When Love Is Injected At Just The Right Spot, No Flight Or Fight Response.

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 21, 2015
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Most folks have been paralyzed. They were paralyzed with fear or paralyzed by wonderous beauty but no matter the cause, they were stuck there in […]

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Awareness

You Can

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 20, 2015
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You want to change the world? You can! Change the world by changing yourself. You can! Change yourself and others will change. Their point of […]

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Awareness

Do Those Jobs Others Won’t Do And Afterwards Eat No Sandwiches

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 20, 2015
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Most folks can’t deal with shit. They can take a bit and give a bit but in the long run they just want to get […]

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Awareness

Imagine A Terrible Loss Of Love Then Imagine That Lost Love Found

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 20, 2015
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Most folks know about expectation. They expect their commands to be carried out and expect it all to come off without a hitch while perched […]

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