Oh Ya Mister Who Knows Best

It’s just a nickel for every skinned knee.

A dime for every skinned nose.

For a dollar it’ll snap your femur.

Buck fitty get you two ‘o doze.

Maybe break your back for a

Hunny dollah stack.

Or bust your balls in a thousand buck smash. 

Whichever scars you choose

Experience won’t loose.

You’re paying and it better be cash.

Thank you, friend.

Barry out.