Yes I Stole From Thieves

The guy said hand it over

So I did and over crushed him.

Slow tilted and then it rushed him.

Buddy glanced eyes skyward.

Exclaimed, and then I swear I heard

Sucker! I’ll show you punishment!

Dude looked hard and then he went

Work your damndest!

Me?!

I got this!

And you shall have no part ‘o bliss!