Ain’t A Person Not Faking

Your best behavior.

Eyes landing softly.

Then alighting once again.

Interested but not enough to speak.

Hands folded neatly.

Fingers safe from familiar nostrils.

Boogers don’t say boogers!

In fact, better to say nothing.

Maybe yes and maybe no sir.

But never to a lady!

Your BEST behavior.

Also means no cussing.

No fussing and no mussing.

Nor armpit noises.

Or gaseous poisons.

Bite your tongue and

Hold it.

Be like mother molded

You to be.

See?

Easy like one, two, three!

Thank you, friend.

Barry out.