Let's say you're one of those folks who has never vaped potty pot pot. Well, smartypants, that's not going to help you here much is it?!
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Get your tickets ready please!
Oh uh, hello there. How you doing?
Listen, my name is Barry and I'm the Conductor on this train so if you need anything, you just ask me, okay?
The bathrooms are right over there and please, pick up after yourself on account of I clean the place, too.
And uh, seeing as you're not from around here I'll just tell you straight out - although every story you might hear on this train is true, some stories are "truer" than others, if you can read between the rails...
Anyway, thanks for stopping by and, y'all come back now, y'hear?
Have a grand day, friend.
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Barry Williams
Regina, Saskatchewan, Canada
barryhappywilliams@gmail.com
I looked out at the crowd of poor fuckers who were assembled in a bingo hall.
To play bingo.
And our Rotary Club was getting some of the gate. Dude at the cash box beside me was a lawyer and I queried him as to whom he thought we were there to help.
“The underprivileged” was laddy’s answer.
Ats who we’re selling this goddamn pieces of paper to I said.
Later that night Rotary was done with me.
On a Regina Rotary clean up our son came to the conclusion that most folks were just plain ignorant.
From one fucking clean up.
The dudes we were working with had been doing this for years.
Cleaning up after people. Fuck. And. Stupid.
I’m a pretty good mop swinger myself so don’t go there.
Waxed a couple o floors don’t you know?
Wasting humans is what politics does.