Beware The Witch Spotters

If your nose is hooked,

You’re a witch.

If you have a broom and an

Un-swept room,

You’re a witch.

Say you own a cauldron

And your hat’s an odd one,

You likely boil children and

You’re a witch.

You like to bake cookies?

Get kids to play hookies?

Then sneakily cook these?

You’re a witch.

If black is your color and

Your cackles smother any

Curious kids looking for mates,

Then you know damn well

You’re still under a spell an

It’s time to cook up some new treats…