Cats And Alligators Will Not Be Told What To Do

Dogs and sheep and donkeys and cattle will come when called.

Holler IDIOT! in a crowded human house and someone is going to respond. Even if they’re not in the room. The event horizon works on almost every lifeform except feline and reptile.

Sure, they wreck wildly to any sharp noise, twisting their physical to influence the aether but fall for some verbal moniker, they will not.

How come we do?

Am I what people call me? Must I return every call? Is my brain always on the trigger?

Uh, no. It’s not.

I will determine my calling. I will avoid cat calling.

I will be that call that cats come to.