Let's say you're one of those folks who has never vaped potty pot pot. Well, smartypants, that's not going to help you here much is it?!
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Get your tickets ready please!
Oh uh, hello there. How you doing?
Listen, my name is Barry and I'm the Conductor on this train so if you need anything, you just ask me, okay?
The bathrooms are right over there and please, pick up after yourself on account of I clean the place, too.
And uh, seeing as you're not from around here I'll just tell you straight out - although every story you might hear on this train is true, some stories are "truer" than others, if you can read between the rails...
Anyway, thanks for stopping by and, y'all come back now, y'hear?
Have a grand day, friend.
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Barry Williams
Regina, Saskatchewan, Canada
barryhappywilliams@gmail.com
We are not who we think we are.
There’s more, much more.
I thought about this post for the last three daze and almost started to feel guilty about how short I was with you.
Then my thinking caused a book to fall into my hands and now, I really DO feel different.
And no, its not the Koran.
I hope you know I’m on the job 24/7.
No one works harder, longer for you than me.
Especially without reminding you.
About how hard they work or how often.
Sorry for not finishing that sentence off.
Still here.