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In the beginning there were NO JEANS.

Then humankind came along and a couple of pegs after robes filled an obviously huge fashion category called blue jeans.

Soon the world was filled with $7 denim garments but evolution wasn’t close to being done with jeans and in short order demanded versions of skimpy railroader coveralls with fancy threads be sold for 30 to 70 times more than the standard denim uniform of the masses.

And as you well know (especially if you have sprung off additional humans)  today there is no such thing as “just jeans”.


  • Wranglers
  • Citizens of Humanity
  • Cheap Monday
  • Chip and Pepper
  • Diesel
  • Dorinha Jeans Wear
  • Energie
  • Evisu
  • G-Star Raw
  • Guess?
  • Ksubi
  • Lucky Jeans
  • Mavi Jeans
  • Nudie Jeans
  • PRPS
  • Rock and Republic
  • Samurai Jeans
  • Seven for All Mankind
  • Taverniti So Jeans
  • Parasuco
  • True Religion
  • and William Rast

to name but a few.

Amazingly, there is also more than one god.

Thank you, friend.

Barry out.



Barry Williams http://barry-williams.com/blog

Much of what I write will be quite understandable to insane folks.

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    John McNally

    I don’t know much about Jeans Barry (I’m wearing Mish Mash), but as an atheist I know a bit about God.

    I’m God, and so are you. That makes 6 billion Gods on this planet alone. There isn’t a big enough number, to capture the number of Gods in the entire universe.

    My reference books for this theory are:
    ‘Stranger in a Strange Land’ by Robert Heinlein and
    ‘Conversations with God’ by Neale Donald Walsch.

    A God in Leamington Spa, England
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