Good Alcoholics Know

1. Alcohol is yer fiend friend.

2. Where Alcohol is, you are.

3. If Alcohol ain’t coming, you too.

4. You can catch a ride with Alcohol.

5. No worries, Alcohol will bring the real you.

6. Alcohol is a good friend who borrows money.

7. Some loans you don’t expect repaid.

8. That’s the way life and cookies crumble.

9. You can get over Alcohol but Alcohol will never get over you.

10. You can do Alcohol and it’s reciprocal but enough about who does whom.

Thank you, friend.

Barry out.