I Won’t Apologize For Being A Fat, White, UnderEmployed Alcoholic Motherfucker

Many folks think I am a moron.

Okay, most.

Unfortunately for them and just like Alexander The Great, I am living for my own self, not them.

  • I once stopped talking to my mother for two years to see if I was the one making her crazy… Nope!
  • I once stopped drinking and even went to a stay-in training center for not drinking. Nope!
  • I once poured every second of every day into wanting to be rich even if it killed me. Nope!
  • I once shat my pants and I intend to return to that starting point but anytime soon? Nope!

Until I meet my dna creator (mom said his name was Double Helix which likely makes him an agent of some sort…) I will continue on acting like the arsehole that I yam.

And uh, I YAM AN ARSEHOLE.

Thank you, friend.

Barry out.

Barry Williams http://barry-williams.com/blog

Much of what I write will be quite understandable to insane folks.

The rest will be, uh, less understandable...

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