If You’ve Never Licked The Shit Off A Big ‘Ol Fan, Heaven Ain’t Workin’ For You.

Bad man, she had it.

Bubbles on her lower lip.

Better on the outside.

Show your stuff.

Hurtin’ be a little gift.

Maybe you had too easy.

Maybe it come too soon.

Maybe your shit don’t stank enough.

Maybe you’re early doon.

Got not backbone.

Got no scales.

Could not save your life

Through sales.

Nothin’ to sell.

Nothin’ worth sellin’.

Maybe leave heaven and move to hellen

Come back when you’re ready.

Ready to hurt.

Cause just past hurtin’ is grand dessert!

Barry

 

Barry Williams http://barry-williams.com/blog

Much of what I write will be quite understandable to insane folks.

The rest will be, uh, less understandable...

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