Laws In The State Of Obfuscation

You can lie a wee, wee bit.

But not too much.

You can say that there’s a Santa.

When there’s no such.

You can say that voting counts.

You can say as pressure mounts

That you never promised shit!

Had nothing to do with it!

If they don’t shaddapp you’ll quit!

Then get something

On the other guy.

Slap on ointment

And another fly.

Then let ’em cry

Foul!

Cause they’ll want to!

They’ll have to!

You let ’em!

Cry!

Foul!