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They Were After The Same Thing. Dude Wanted Peace & They A Piece Of Dude.

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  • December 8, 2013
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Most folks know about adapting. They understand that working at a fast pace or a slow pace takes the same amount of effort once they’re […]

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To Know Which Hunt Was A Witch Hunt, That Was The Question.

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  • December 8, 2013
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Most folks know about evidence. They understand that if ten people say something is so then eight people saying it ain’t so may not create […]

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Dude Felt Bad For The Things He Was Not Good At But They Felt Nothing In Return

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  • December 7, 2013
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Most folks know right from wrong. They likely don’t realize how this concept changes as wisdom sneaks into their life, making it right to walk […]

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Who Gandered About While Partner Morphed Into Some Cream Of The Crop Mate Bait?

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  • December 7, 2013
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Most folks get coupled. They find someone who can stand them even if they make elephant noises through their nose but lawdy herself can’t save […]

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When You Know Shit’s Gonna Change And You Don’t Change, Shame, Shame On You.

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  • December 6, 2013
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Most folks know about outer space. They are safeguarded by that knowledge against believing in a rectangular shaped earth or similar awareness limiting assumptions and […]

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When Dude Spoke Out Loud To His Father

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  • December 6, 2013
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It was the way you raised me, I said. Yes, you’re right, he said. Until you said it. Now it’s your problem, he said. My […]

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Hands Up For Volunteers To March On The Enemy On This, The Last Day Of The War

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  • December 6, 2013
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Most folks know about battle. They understand that the lines of skirmish move from side to side and back & forth and they also realize […]

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Awareness

With So Many Knots In Dude’s Gut Shit Seldom Ever Went Straight Through

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  • December 6, 2013
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Most folks misjudge their body. They forget that it is just a bumpy, hair topped long or short tube which stuff gets jammed into and is supposed […]

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The Future Is An Awesome Place That Can Easily Consume The Present

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  • December 6, 2013
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Most folks believe in tomorrow. They sometimes fail though, to comprehend the limited number of tomorrows or  how tomorrow corrals them noggin-wise. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  […]

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People From Other Places Seldom Think Of You And Heaven Is Further Away

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  • December 6, 2013
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Many folks believe in an afterlife. They imagine that the place they are heading toward is the same as the one they came from and […]

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The Billionaire Said “A Billion Ain’t Enough” She Was Right, It Probably Wasn’t.

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  • December 6, 2013
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Most folks know about profit. They call it savings or net worth but a few humans pile it on as if they were coming to the […]

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He Was As Ignent As Could Be But A Little Less Ignorant Every Day

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  • December 5, 2013
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Most folks know times are a changin’. They have seen the beginning and ending of several eras during their lifetime and seldom now is heard […]

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If You Didn’t Have The App To Geo-Trigger Yer Order Then Sucka You Wait In Line!

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  • December 5, 2013
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Most folks know where they are headed. They tell who they think ought to know about their travel plans and everyone else experiences their presence […]

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Grandpa’s Lips Moved Prompting The Kids To Ask If Maybe Now He Was Awake

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  • December 5, 2013
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Most folks know about ways. They are set in them at an early age and without even realizing what is happening, they start thinking, acting […]

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The Shooting Stopped Because They Were Outa Bullets, Not Because They Wanted To.

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  • December 5, 2013
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Most folks know about roads. They understand that our society is now so hooked line and sinker on Just In Time delivery and plentia everything that they have […]

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Yer Bottom Feeders And Surface Feeders Lick The Lips Of Those Tasty Middlers

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  • December 5, 2013
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Most folks know about depreciation. They understand that the new car they just bought is no longer worth what it cost and the money they used […]

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Dude Couldn’t Tell When The Good Gene Would Morph So Replicate, Replicate, Rep

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  • December 4, 2013
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Most folks know about evolution. They unfortunately don’t realize how easily evolution can be tricked into thinking that something is fitter than it likely is […]

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Crap Lept Harshly Outa His Body Through Coughs, Spittin’, Blowin’ & Sneezes.

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  • December 4, 2013
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Most folks have allergies. They are allergic to arseholes, selfish bastards and anyone who doesn’t give a rat’s petunia who they are or what they […]

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When The People You Can Depend On Don’t And the Canters Still Come Through

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  • December 4, 2013
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Most folks hope. They pretend with all their might that it will all work out because heaven has a side gate. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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How Dude Tinks And Brings Doze Tinks Into Tings

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  • December 3, 2013
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1. He just sits there, like a poorly trained and not too interested dawg. 2. While he just sits there, the beginning of an idea […]

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Dude Was Asked To Change His Mind So Often He Wasn’t Sure Which One Was His

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  • December 3, 2013
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Most folks follow an unrealized guideline. They kinda know what and where they will be doing tomorrow and if that shit changes they will halt the operating program they […]

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Something’s Already Happened To Number Eighteen

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  • December 2, 2013
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Most folks know about age. They understand that there is some code as to how they should act and if they can’t figure it out […]

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With Life Now Becoming A HollerDay, Dude Listened Hard To His Lucky Stars.

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  • December 2, 2013
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Most folks employ life aids. They ride buses, cars and magic carpets which gladly wick the muck off’n their boots so’s no one reads about ’em slipping […]

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Dude Yelled “Present!” A Little Too Loud And For That He Was Dismissed.

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  • December 2, 2013
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Most folks sit in the middle. They actually try to sit in the middle of the middle if they can without sitting beside other middlers. […]

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They Have Yer Arse In A Sling Down Here And Everyone’s Waiting For You.

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  • December 2, 2013
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Most folks know one language. They barely even know that one if the truth be known on account of their parents having fought a couple of […]

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Dead Is Not A Place You Have To Wind Up

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  • December 2, 2013
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Most folks find endings easy to visualize. They also feel somewhere deep inside that once a life is entwined with another it can never be […]

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Breaking Bad – Yeah . . . That Shit Don’t Affect Us!

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  • December 2, 2013
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Most folks know about the war on drugs. They unfortunately don’t find it curious that drugs and their lords are being promoted on a mass scale […]

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What Was He Going To Do When There Was Beers For Him & None For You?

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  • December 2, 2013
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Most folks know about sharing. They do it as much as they can on account of knowing that anyone who doesn’t has already starved their humanity. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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And Now Young Spring I Christen Thee, Let Flexible Be Thy Name!

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  • December 2, 2013
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Most folks know about flow. They understand the need to go with rather than against it on account of it forcing anyone straight to the […]

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Dude Now Knew The Shoveling Snow Was Here For His Enjoyment

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  • December 2, 2013
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Many folks know Murphy’s Law. They also understand that things don’t happen for reasons other than what are attributed to them by well meaning ghost hunters. Thank […]

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