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I Fucking Hate That Some People Know I’m Hooked On Audience

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  • December 7, 2012
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Most folks want attention. They get it from whomever whenever they can and sometimes spend so much time hunt ing for it that they got […]

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Call A Spade A Shovel Till Yer Blue In The Face, That Still Ain’t Dug No Holes

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 7, 2012
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Most folks know the divide and conquer thing. They employ a thousand levers to create their reality and without realizing it slowly turn the driver’s […]

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First The Church Was The Whole Internet Then The Internet Became A Church

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 7, 2012
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Most folks don’t believe everything they hear. They still listen though on account of us humans requiring a certain amount of titillation plus the fact […]

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Chillax On The Schadenfreude Thing

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 6, 2012
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Most folks want to keep up with their neighbors. They don’t realize that they want to keep up with their neighbors but let those beggars […]

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You May Not Ever, Ever See Them But Germs Can Still See You

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 6, 2012
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Most folks know stuff is out to get them. They can feel it plus its common knowledge that if you don’t get yours somebody else […]

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I`m Only Trying To Criticize You Into Better Behavior Is All

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  • December 5, 2012
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Most folks don`t know about arse kicking. They are totally unaware that if this stupid maneuver worked to advance mankind every body would be hand […]

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And Before I Knew It I Had Smelled My Fingers Yet A-Fucking-Gain!

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 5, 2012
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Most folks pick at something. They may pick their nose, fights with their spouse or think themselves somehow qualified to pick their daughter’s boyfriend but […]

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Given Enough Time And The Right Joke Even Yer Bowels Will Let Loose

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 3, 2012
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Most folks know they are passing on. They recognize this fact from their ancestors whom, they are told, have supposedly gone before them and if […]

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Knowing How To Crack A Whip Makes The Whip Cracker Omnipotent

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 3, 2012
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Most folks know that stinging redirects activity. They might have themselves made stinging comments or haphazardly tossed out opinions rudely contrary to every one elses […]

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Political Science = Don’t Agree For Nothing

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 3, 2012
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Most folks know about competition. They sometimes forget how collaboration is more effective at getting results on account of resources not being split and everybody […]

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From Bull Work To Head Work. How I Outran My Genetic Code To Find Myself.

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 3, 2012
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Work In Progress: I might never get this story done Dec 13, 2012. Sheeit! With nothing more than bravado and practical experience I went from […]

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Learn Original ArseHole Writing From Barry L. ArseHole Williams

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 2, 2012
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Anyone reading my stuff knows that I am confused at times. Hail, just perusing my wordy crapola could stop any newbie author from even attempting […]

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Sure, Holler At People Hard Of Hearing But Being Loud To Impress Gets Old Fast

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 2, 2012
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Most folks know obnoxious when it reveals itself. They marvel at some people’s ability to act without considering the effects of their actions and they’re […]

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The Winds Of Hope Like The Great Gales Of Fear Are Pervasive And Automatic

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  • December 2, 2012
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Many folks live on purpose. They plan and follow through and adjust their plans when the follow through doesn’t happen and one day the honesty […]

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Grumpy Is A Place Of Mind Where The Grumpster’s Home Address Is Hell

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 2, 2012
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Many folks wake up in a foul mood every day. They slip out of the same side of their bed as yesterday and during the […]

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If Yer Going Anyway You Should Probably Git

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 1, 2012
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Most folks are who they are. They might try to blame themselves on some body else and their environment but only until they say so. […]

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Get Yer Tickets To The End Of The World Before Everybody’s GONE

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 1, 2012
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Many folks wonder if 2012 is humanity’s last year. They are joined by many more people who think a major catastrophe of global proportions is […]

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Some Almost Gasket Set The Pace At Which We Could Take A Break

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 30, 2012
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Many folks aspire to power. They wonder what it must be like to order people around regardless of what they thought was a better use […]

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When The Bill Came Due It Was Crystal Clear Something Just Didn’t Add Up

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  • November 30, 2012
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Many folks understand the doubling pennies thing. They realize that compounding small numbers quickly turns them into large numbers which become so big so fast […]

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War Cures Those Whom It Devours But The Unconsumed Remain Infected

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  • November 30, 2012
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Most folks know that force fixes nothing. They have slammed a door just to get it to close or had to jimmy a drawer to […]

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Sheeps Go Down And Countries Go Down When They Take On Too Much Outside

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  • November 29, 2012
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Most folks stick to stirring their own pot. They have enough trouble brewing to meet their own demands let alone assisting in any wave making […]

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Please, If You Can, Don’t Beat Yerself Up. That There Is Someone Else’s Job.

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 29, 2012
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Most folks survive being kicked around. They were dropped like a hot potato from a social group or company into which they previously invested a […]

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Yer Best Trackers Don’t Invent Their Tracks But In Every Dirt Dent They See Shit

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 27, 2012
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Most folks go about their business. They keep their nose to the grindstone and outa other people’s back yards on account of there are so […]

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If Happiness Had A Scale Of One To Ten Some People Would Rate A Yeller

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 27, 2012
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Most folks know the good life when they live it. They have a difficult time describing it in detail and likely wouldn’t try to mimic […]

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How To Survive If Yer Good Times Have Rolled

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 27, 2012
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Many folks think about cutting back. They forget about cutting left, cutting right or doing the stop, drop and roll thing if shite gets a […]

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Dude Didn’t Set Out To Be The King Of Ambiguity That Hat Fell On Him Is All

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 27, 2012
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Most folks know what they mean. They may not realize that others don’t have a gawd damn clue as to what they are trying to […]

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Just Because I Call You Seester Doesn’t Mean We’re Having Insects

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 27, 2012
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Most folks are confused by words. They don’t understand the difference between burglary and robbery nor socialism or partisanship and bombarded with tons of bullshite […]

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And One Day Soon Everyone Will Know That Each Person Got Their Own Back

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  • November 27, 2012
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Many folks have fallen and then couldn’t get up. They likely called out for help and none coming anytime soon clued them in to the […]

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Garbage Gal-oops From His Slippery Lips And Could But Will Not Be Stopped

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  • November 26, 2012
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I say some stupid shit. Or it comes from my fingers. Either way, the language that springs from me is straight from the horses ass […]

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Dude Triggers Arse Movements Every Hour. He High Tides His River Of Shit.

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  • November 24, 2012
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Many folks are marking time. They might be flipping calendars or actually crossing off daze but whatever, it’s still being pissed away. Thank you, friend. […]

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