The Trend Spotter

Buddy could add, subtract and divide.

But his friend here, talking,

Lied and lied.

Buddy saw the facts and his face collide.

Just inside him, something died.

T’was the human spirit

Busted into pieces.

A nice plum pudding

Floating on feces.

So disgusting

The Bad King must be

Rubbing his hooves with glee.