Month: January 2012

For decades my fake offspring Jason and I did battle. I swore his mother was going to attend court with him because I’ll be gawd […]

Who is NOT forced into pitching something these days? Do folks really understand what they must represent? Or what that coerced representation will eventually lead […]

Is it better to be born with the ability to chat folks up or be quietly intelligent? I hope its not obvious that I’m betting […]

Does Newt Gingrich or The Donald have false teeth? If they do I may have just blown my theory. Sheeoot, I could really use a […]

Convince a trained attack dog to not attack you. You’ve got two seconds. One…twouch… Humans succumb to such conditioning too, so unless you’re a reading […]

Nothing has much meaning if no one remembers it. For folks who possess a decent memory the past can carry shite that we wish didn’t […]

The piece of crap computer I am tapping this out from has no opinion about my intelligence. Even if sometimes I imagine that it’s doing […]

The bus is not coming to wherever we are waiting. But somewhere along our route we will approach that place where we thought we where […]

Lawyers around the world do not agree with the “judge not lest ye be judged” thing because so many of the beggars eventually want to […]

Piss-tanks and farmers about to be caught up in the gears of their combine need a Y. Y is important because if life really is […]

Its January 2012 and truckers in Italy are pissed. Well, they’re not the only ones, it seems that everybody in that country wants to crash […]

Some things I just can’t make shite up about. The Fukushima Disaster is one of them. We will hear the ringing of this gong for […]

See there, Canada and the United States are browning up nicely. Everyone reading this must pay their bills. Please, please pay your bills. Don’t keep […]

Most folks are going to be somewhere on Tuesday @ nine aye-em sharp. A couple of hundred years ago that place was home but now […]

The very instant we figure out who is running this ride we can get off. A course, that don’t mean a person can just make […]

Reality provides a spot for mountain climbers, sky divers and even brave convenience store clerks. The fact that these types of people tend to knock off […]

Since starting a brand new program for the treatment of alcoholics about two weeks ago, this is what my research has shown: 1. It is […]

A person can be altered simply through being challenged. And why not? Why should we remain the same? No matter how much ducking we do […]

I am not my wife’s husband nor my children’s father. I refuse to admit being my mortgage’s signor and I’m not a canadian citizen. You won’t […]

1. In the physical realm there are a limited number of named geographical areas. 2. This is not the case with our imaginative faculties which […]

Every person on the planet needs a little Giorgio De Falco in their life. We need to invent someone like dude who will whisper in […]

It never fails. When something unusual is happening get ready for something else unusual to happen because abnormal breeds more not normal and sideways always […]

Entitlement is like an invisible fungus that erodes all contact with sound thinking. If any person considers it in the clan’s best interest for them […]

Think before you plant that garden. What is the water supply like and what was groan here before this and please don’t say this is […]

Finding out stuff usually doesn’t happen all at once. Normally, its an innuendo here, a hair or pair of extra underwear there and before long […]

There is no place a person can go to do whatever they want. Bump into people. Ram them with your car. Whack them too many […]

Our bodies tell us what is right in life and when we don’t listen they (heart, appendix, arse) attack us. Its not like we are […]

Sometimes folks play treeks on each other. This be one of those times. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

The world is collapsing around us. And that’s exactly why so many more folks are wearing hard hats, helmets and noggin protectors all over the […]

In my club, we won’t do this. I fucking assure you. Thank you, friend. Barry out. I’ll be the first one to admit that I’m […]