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Month: January 2012

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Awareness

When A Step Child Bestows Parenthood

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date January 31, 2012
  • Post Comment 1 comment

For decades my fake offspring Jason and I did battle. I swore his mother was going to attend court with him because I’ll be gawd […]

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A Shill For Every Window And Two Windows For Every Shill

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date January 31, 2012
  • Post Comment 2 comments

Who is NOT forced into pitching something these days? Do folks really understand what they must represent? Or what that coerced representation will eventually lead […]

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Loquaciousness Drives While Smart Waits In Line On The Ride Called Planet Earth

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date January 30, 2012
  • Post Comment 1 comment

Is it better to be born with the ability to chat folks up or be quietly intelligent? I hope its not obvious that I’m betting […]

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People With Chomper Prosthetics Are Less Dumbed Down And Bad Tooth Brushers

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date January 29, 2012
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Does Newt Gingrich or The Donald have false teeth? If they do I may have just blown my theory. Sheeoot, I could really use a […]

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Hammered Every Second Part 8: Get The State Working For You

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date January 27, 2012
  • Post Comment 3 comments

Convince a trained attack dog to not attack you. You’ve got two seconds. One…twouch… Humans succumb to such conditioning too, so unless you’re a reading […]

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Hammered Every Second Part 6: Everything Counts So Fill Your Boots With Better

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date January 25, 2012
  • Post Comment 1 comment

Nothing has much meaning if no one remembers it. For folks who possess a decent memory the past can carry shite that we wish didn’t […]

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Hammered Every Second Part 7: The Voices, The Voices Are Ours, Ours, Ours

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date January 25, 2012
  • Post Comment 2 comments

The piece of crap computer I am tapping this out from has no opinion about my intelligence. Even if sometimes I imagine that it’s doing […]

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When That Thang Calls

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date January 25, 2012
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The bus is not coming to wherever we are waiting. But somewhere along our route we will approach that place where we thought we where […]

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Hammered Every Second Part 5: Maybe That Stupid Bitch Is Somebody’s Mother

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date January 25, 2012
  • Post Comment 1 comment

Lawyers around the world do not agree with the “judge not lest ye be judged” thing because so many of the beggars eventually want to […]

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Hammered Every Second Part 4: Get Your Degree

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date January 25, 2012
  • Post Comment 0 comments

Piss-tanks and farmers about to be caught up in the gears of their combine need a Y. Y is important because if life really is […]

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In 18 Months Gas Prices Went Up 60% And We Canadians Just Stood There, Pumping.

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date January 24, 2012
  • Post Comment 0 comments

Its January 2012 and truckers in Italy are pissed. Well, they’re not the only ones, it seems that everybody in that country wants to crash […]

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Ahh Soah UnBeeWeevabo.

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date January 24, 2012
  • Post Comment 4 comments

Some things I just can’t make shite up about. The Fukushima Disaster is one of them. We will hear the ringing of this gong for […]

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Let’s Rustle Up Some Fried Country For Dinner. Lessee, Which Ones Almost Done?

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date January 24, 2012
  • Post Comment 2 comments

See there, Canada and the United States are browning up nicely. Everyone reading this must pay their bills. Please, please pay your bills. Don’t keep […]

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We Are NOT Machines. We Are NOT Machines. We…

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date January 23, 2012
  • Post Comment 0 comments

Most folks are going to be somewhere on Tuesday @ nine aye-em sharp. A couple of hundred years ago that place was home but now […]

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YES These Demons Will Die With Me But They Uh, Want To Continue

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date January 23, 2012
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The very instant we figure out who is running this ride we can get off. A course, that don’t mean a person can just make […]

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Hammered Every Second Part 3: There’s Room At The Inn For Us

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date January 23, 2012
  • Post Comment 7 comments

Reality provides a spot for mountain climbers, sky divers and even brave convenience store clerks. The fact that these types of people tend to knock off […]

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Hammered Every Second Part 2: How Shite Works

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date January 23, 2012
  • Post Comment 0 comments

Since starting a brand new program for the treatment of alcoholics about two weeks ago, this is what my research has shown: 1. It is […]

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Our Selves Are Not Worth Defending

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date January 23, 2012
  • Post Comment 0 comments

A person can be altered simply through being challenged. And why not? Why should we remain the same? No matter how much ducking we do […]

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I Was Sad To Learn My Spot On Our Totem Pole But Happy To Have A Log To Burn

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date January 20, 2012
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I am not my wife’s husband nor my children’s father. I refuse to admit being my mortgage’s signor and I’m not a canadian citizen. You won’t […]

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But First We Must Get Into A Deep Wineatative State

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date January 20, 2012
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1. In the physical realm there are a limited number of named geographical areas. 2. This is not the case with our imaginative faculties which […]

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Get On Board You PeckerHead

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date January 19, 2012
  • Post Comment 1 comment

Every person on the planet needs a little Giorgio De Falco in their life. We need to invent someone like dude who will whisper in […]

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All Hell Breaks Loose And More Than One At A Time

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date January 18, 2012
  • Post Comment 1 comment

It never fails. When something unusual is happening get ready for something else unusual to happen because abnormal breeds more not normal and sideways always […]

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When One Room Is Filthy We Should Be Wary Of The Entire House

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date January 18, 2012
  • Post Comment 0 comments

Entitlement is like an invisible fungus that erodes all contact with sound thinking. If any person considers it in the clan’s best interest for them […]

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Love Comes Here All The Time But It Don’t Stick Around

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date January 16, 2012
  • Post Comment 7 comments

Think before you plant that garden. What is the water supply like and what was groan here before this and please don’t say this is […]

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Bing and Go. Two Words.

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date January 16, 2012
  • Post Comment 0 comments

Finding out stuff usually doesn’t happen all at once. Normally, its an innuendo here, a hair or pair of extra underwear there and before long […]

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Remind Me Not To Tell You About Liberty City

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date January 16, 2012
  • Post Comment 3 comments

There is no place a person can go to do whatever they want. Bump into people. Ram them with your car. Whack them too many […]

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With Death Out Of The Equation Only Existence Matters

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date January 16, 2012
  • Post Comment 0 comments

Our bodies tell us what is right in life and when we don’t listen they (heart, appendix, arse) attack us. Its not like we are […]

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Every Second Spent Pissed Off At Reality Is Subtracted From Investigative Time

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date January 16, 2012
  • Post Comment 1 comment

Sometimes folks play treeks on each other. This be one of those times. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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The Future Looks Horrific Through Hazard Assessment Eyes

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date January 16, 2012
  • Post Comment 1 comment

The world is collapsing around us. And that’s exactly why so many more folks are wearing hard hats, helmets and noggin protectors all over the […]

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Awareness

Don’t Go Acting All Weird And All & Just Let Us Cut Your Penis

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date January 16, 2012
  • Post Comment 2 comments

In my club, we won’t do this. I fucking assure you. Thank you, friend. Barry out. I’ll be the first one to admit that I’m […]

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